prime minister of india Narendra Modi in Israel

is that in Israel?

>>132661471
Are they talking abou desalination devices? Or are they talking about the Israeli-Indian TigerKike Alliance?

>>132661544
No, it's a designated shitting beach

>>132661471
Why isn't King Jew using shorts?

>>132661471
is that a fucking whale in the background!?

>>132661544
yes, "Olga beach"

>>132661715
both.

>>132661935
he's embarrassed about his white legs.

>>132662111
yes, a mossad whale.

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>>132661471
Holy shit. Bibi used to be chad in his twenties and he got FAT.

But don't worry! In case we drown, I will use him as a natural buoy!

>the master merchant and his apprentice enjoying a day at the beach

>>132661471
Why is Jew getting his pant legs wet?

>>132662545

we also had an "ice cream scandal" like "Trump and the two scoops". a heavy journalistic investigation discovered that Netanyahu wanted 2500$ yearly budget for ice cream for the PM house. crazy times.

>>132661471
Did he go to the beach to poo?

>>132661935
Its haram

>>132661471
modi - "try to slap my hands"

>>132661471

"look, we put the curry, you put the toilets"

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>>132661471

Israelis see India as a second home. How does that make you feel /pol/?

A Tel Aviv in Himachal: Know why this village is a hot spot for Israeli tourists
http://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/a-tel-aviv-in-himachal-know-why-this-village-is-a-hot-spot-for-israeli-tourists/story-4m1OXIHRoHMQnlwICtTErO.html

Michael Alon, who is here with a group from Tel Avi, gives another insight into their collective fascination for Himachal, when he says, “Israel is all about cities and deserts. We love these hills, they inspire us towards spirituality.”

Kasol - Himachal Pradesh: Mini Israel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlckPN3aDtw

Jewish Bhangra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR1kloYoPjs

>>132663079
yes. tomorrow the Israeli news headlines will be:

"Netanyahu wastes tax payers money on laundry of pants when he could have just folded the end bit. wide calls for his resignation. the UN sends a condemnation."

>>132663937
after my 3 years service at the army, I went to india for 6 month. best time of my life.

>>132663437
>2500$ yearly budget for ice cream

That's a lot of ice cream.

>>132664213
Good. You should visit again. Jews are always welcome in India.
Together we will progress and fight our common enemies.

>>132664491
it's another one of those stories that got him re-elected. the media's obsession with these false and/or minute things always backfires on them.

>>132665328
Same with Modi. The media hounded Modi and accused him of killing 2000 mudslimes. Small stuff that only media cares about. It backfired and got him elected.
They never learn.

>>132665757
are you f indian decent?

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>>132664213
>6 months of freedom in designated streets

>>132661471
De-salination... sure. More like De-Kebabination. They are both butchers.

>>132666731
Yeah...Although I was just kidding ---->>132665757

Of course it was a big deal. But they were wrongly accusing Modi for not doing enough to stop the riots that Muslims started.

>>132661471
Was he just pooping?

>>132667205
You like the exploding-Kebabs? Either you are a Kebab or you are suicidal.
Show your flag, so that we can decide.

>>132667295
so India media isnt shitty leftist like the rest of the world?

>>132667917
It is shitty leftist and people hate them. They do hound Modi but we also have the right wing media which kicks the shit out of the leftists.
I was joking that it was not a big deal.

>>132661471
A very remarkable day in both countries relationship and history.

India-Israel bffs forever.

>>132667917
Indian media is mostly shitty bit neutral but right-wing leaning nowadays.

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>>132662545
Same with Arik. Dude was a babe in the IDF and a hamplanet at the end of his life. Not sure what's going on over there in jewland.

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>>132668663
thx

>>132661544
>in Israel

Yeah, in "Israël", it's a 100% Israëli beach, it's 100% Israëli waters

>>132668385
A relationship with Israel will be all one-way.

>>132669430
Which one way direction? Elaborate please.

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In serious tone, can some Indian explain to me if there is a water shortage in India or all water sources are polluted? What's the purpose of part of this meeting?

>inb4 for poo jokes
for that - go to >>>/bant/

>>132661471
Netanyahu's hair is one big comb over.

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>>132669430
You mean this?

Indo Israel Agricultural Project Marathi Short movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAQn1ozcJeU

Indo Israel Agricultural Project English full Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCC6yZZl4PY

Story behind Indian grown exotic fruits & vegetables
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_N4okxTPa0


>>132671049
There are areas that have water shortage. India is huge. So conditions are different in different regions. Some areas have water shortage, other have limited water while other are awash in water.

So in areas of water shortage, if the agricultural techniques can use water more efficiently, yields can grow and farmers can earn more money.

>>132671049
Most northern parts, eastern and southern states receive plenty of rainfall. But there are agriculture lands in north-west mid west and few southern states that experience frequent droughts if there aren't enough rains in monsoon season, which sometimes is caused by EL Nino.

I think this meeting had two parts to it,
1) To provide fresh water to rural areas for agriculture purposes and to provide potable water in case of natural disasters
2) That vehicle can also provide fresh water to our military, which can be an asset in case a war breaks out.

Can any Israel anon tell me whether this visit is a big thing in Israeli media? Our media has been covering it 24/7

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>>132672316
>>132672499

Thanks.
http://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/1.799378

>>132672499
>which can be an asset in case a war breaks out
Sneaky little kikes preparing for a long drawn out war. Poo's can't lose before the necessary blood sacrifice of Indo-Europeans has been made to summon Moloch.

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>>132668663
>>132667917
>>132665757
>>132668336

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Shiva Space Technology Israel
https://youtu.be/p5-gkXDIVzw

>>132677324
K.. Keep me posted

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>>132671444
DELET THIS

>>132661471
PEE IN SEA

>>132679353
Lol this song is from 2012, predictive just like Shadilay

>>132665757
We he killed them thats why I love him.

>>132667917
Only one channel is left wing ie. NDTV News. Rest everyone is right wing.
I like Zee News most because they were with Modi from start.

>>132677460
I love that guy.