Being Brazilian SUCKS!

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My improvised flip flops , I hope I can export some to your country

>>132659805
at least you have some good booties

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>>132660401
Yeah my wife is nice , so hot

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>>132660401
mi casa es su casa amigo

Just kill yourself. Fag

>>132661619
Hey my nigger bro , got some flipflops I can borrow?

Could have been worse, you could have been born in Haiti which is full nigger tier

>>132661981
But we are nigger tier , we are the most African country outside Africa , we are niggers bro .

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>>132660392
I hope those slippers are BPA free bro

>>132662434
In raw numbers, yes. Not in proportion, though,

>>132662560
These are DOPE flipflops(100% recicable , Nike wants to buy my idea , ima be a rich nigger. heil brazil

>>132659805
Yeah, my cousin married a subhuman huelord and now she's pregnant. I'm hoping its a frog baby.

>>132662911
awn , what is going to be your present to the newborn baby? a nice sopa de macaca or an AK47 for the favela turf wars?

>>132663056
Nothing, if all goes as planned, I'll never see the monkey or my cousin ever again. Sometimes you have to have principles.

>>132662560
holy shit what a fucking faggot

>>132663194
Why did your cousin choose to mix with such subhumans as ourselves huezilians , doesn't he have dignity , someone should cut his dick , and then send it to brazil so we can make a sopa de penis

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>tfw some faggot impersonates someone from your country to point the obvious.

you sure have a lot of free time.

>>132663519
Hello my subhuman bretherin, wanna go eat some sopa de macaca and drink some caipirinias?