TRUMP FORGOT TO BOOK ROOM IN HAMBURG: NO PLACE TO STAY

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He books his own rooms? Being POTUS kinda sucks.

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>>132646452
Can't he just sleep in Air Force One?

>Having to book a room when you're president of the world
How the fuck do they not have an entire hotel vacated and set up specifically for all the G20 leaders?

>>132646719
Yes
It even has its own armory
He would be safer there than all of western europe

>nydailynews
You realize that booking a room is not the President's job, right? It's coordinated between the Chief of Staff (Rinsed Penis) and the Waffen Secret Service

>>132646767
because this thread is asking to be saged

>>132646452

This has to be bullshit.

There's no way that the secret service doesn't have a suitable place to stay vetted and monitored long before the president ever sets foot in Germany.

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>>132646452

>>132646452
""""""forgot""""""
Happenings soon.

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tfw Germany can house a million refugees but no POTUS.

>>132646719
totally.

>>132646452

Bullshit article. Fake news isn't event trying anymore.

>THE LEADER OF THE 'FREE' WORLD DOESNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO BOOK A HOTEL ROOM

lmao drumpf he credit card probably would get rejected because of all his bankruptcies anyway

>>132646452
Someone please shop Trump lying on a park bench at night with blankets

>>132646452
>rumors of assignation attempt
>(((forgot)))

Oh well. Looks like he'll have to sleep on mamma Merkel's couch as a poor refugee. Bet she'll love that.

This is obviously fake news. The SS plans security weeks or even months in advance. No way he'd go on a trip without a detailed security plan that includes everywhere he'll stay

>>132646452
>implying he was going to stay in a hotel room and not in his jet

Sounds like bullshit, got a real source?

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>>132646924
>Literally being the only person itt dumb enough to fall for this
>A leaf

>>132647252
>implying he sleeps

>>132647116
Why are Muslims using the UK flag while posting?

>Select all images with a
bus

lol Muslim truck of peace captcha.

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>>132646452
What a fucking moron

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>>132646452
>Merkel not inviting him to stay at her place.
What a fucking cunt.

>>132647375
>implying I implied that

darn, looks like he'll just have to sleep on a luxury aircraft that costs more than an entire apartment complex

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>>132647116

He can stay in Brit-

>>132647244
>The SS doing anything right

he sleeps like 4 hours a night supposedly

>>132647463
Sorry, my bad. I only glanced at your flag and it looked a bit leafish to me.

My sincere apologies.

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>>132647556
>Anything you can do I can do better
>I can do anything better than you

>>132647573

Trump would never get on a plane if the security for the entire trip wasn't already planned. Ss has their issues, but this would literally never happen.

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AAAHAHAHHAHAHA THEY HAD TO BOOK A 3-STAR HOTEL, IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE MARITAL BEDS

HE LOOKS PISSED AS FUCK

Isn't he traveling anyway

>>132646452
Isn't there a person that books rooms for the president?

>>132647155
please make this happen

>>132646452
>g*rman hospitality
disgusting 2bh

That's a big nothing burger

>>132647573
bout as believable as Trump doing anything right

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Fake news.

Trump has a government building for use during his stay. Neither he nor his entourage requires a hotel.

He didn't forget, the hotel owners refused to allow him to stay.

Besides, Merkel is just being a cunt and likely paid off the owners to do it. Combine this with the armory robbery in Portugal and I suspect there will be a massive shit show in Hamburg. I'm willing to bet that Hamburg was picked for the G20 summit because it is a hotbed of antifa and other radical leftists (useful idiots).

I sincerely hope someone tries something and fails, because Trump would like the world on fire for that shit.

>>132646452
Honestly I'm no lover of Trump but I doubt this is true.

The secret service plans for months in advance any foreign trip. They send advance teams to scout hotels, secure hotel grounds, create defence plans. They book hundreds of hotel rooms for staffers, agents, etc. Hell, they fly both Air Force One planes over in case something happens. They fly with The Beast (the limo) every where they go. And they forgot to what, book the presidents room? BS. The secret service, staff, etc etc all stay with the president as well. So they would have forgotten them too.

This is just a smear article, which isnt surprising it is coming from a German news course and not an embedded reporter.

>>132647295
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/340790-trump-couldnt-find-hotel-to-book-for-g-20-report

>you will never live in hamburg at this moment and take the chance to contact trump and tell him you're his only supporter there and that you participated in the meme war, then inviting him and his entourage over to your NEET-crib to browse /pol/ with you and laugh at memes together

why even lift ;_;

>>132648000
Witnessed. Archive shills.
https://archive.is/LFZLU

Probably thought he owned a tower nearby

>>132646719
Smartest thing, I wouldn't trust those communist krauts as far as I could throw them.

>>132646452
>implying he would stay in a fucking hotel when some muzzies could just attack the place

>>132648053
WOW HAHA SO TRUE cryingemoji cryingemoji cryingemoji

>>132646719
They probably have to check the plane and do an absurd amount of maintenence on it inbetween flights. Id still do it anyways

>>132647980
nah but he probably wanted one cos he's such a fancy capitalist

>>132648229
Sounds like my wife.

>>132647993
Obviously, the leader of almost any nation could easily secure a quality room for the POTUS on short notice.

Germany is now Zimbabwe tier.

>>132647732
They let Obama in an elevator with a guy who had a knife.

They're retarded.

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>>132648366

>>132646919
>There's no way that the secret service doesn't have a suitable place to stay vetted and monitored long before the president ever sets foot in Germany.
This.

They even have to fucking go over there and lock down potential pinchpoints and I wouldn't be surprised if blueprints are submitted to the SS

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He knows it's safer if he stays on Air Force One, all the hotels are going to get bombed by all that C4 that got stolen in Portugal.

4D chess does it again

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>>132648412
And nonstop hookers.

>>132646919
this

the SS would never allow this to happen, they always check out every step he takes weeks ahead of time, especially when going over seas to a terrorist hotbed.

>>132648082
Well you made them communist...

>>132646452
JUST

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>>132646452
>POTUS
>booking his own room
he also fly's economy and uses a cab

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>>132647736

>>132646919
He's staying at the local consulate building. That was always the plan. This is literally fake news.

>>132646452
This is the shit the left picks on because they are children. As if there aren't plenty of hotels to make a reservation for.

>The G-20 Summit, which was announced in February 2016

hmm, I wonder who was in charge of the US govt then considering every other country booked their hotels as soon as it was announced

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>>132648049

>>132646452

He should just skip the summit. It's not like any important leaders are going.

If the Iron Lady can survive an assassination attempt so can Trump.

>>132647556
kek

Also
>The Abendblatt and BuzzFeed News called some of the ritziest hotels in Hamburg to see who had them, and whether Trump had found a room.

They were trying to find out by calling hotels and asking? Wouldn't a hotel not disclose that info anyways? Also what is the purpose of a "journalist" finding out which hotel the POTUS is staying at if not to dox him? And what kind of security shitstorm would it cause of that was published? It seems obvious their intent was to get people to protest him outside his hotel room, if he had booked one. Putting his life at risk. These people are scum.

>>132647736
Slummin it

>>132646452
he's avoiding an active assassination plot, dumbass.

>>132648681
>interacting with burgers with a goldfish memory...

>>132646452
>Germans want to assesinate Trump
>Trump literally doesn't know where he will crash tonight
>Germans get crazy for last second decition and not perfect planning variables
>They end up killing an Arab leader instead, because paid contractors always charge and at this level of op you cant just call X and end up everything

4d master chess

>>132648655
terrorist hotbed=germany

the times we live in

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>The U.S. initially sought to accommodate Trump in the local Four Seasons hotel, only to find it was already fully booked by Saudi Arabia’s King Salman, the report said. Other luxury hotels around Hamburg were similarly booked up by other key figures.

LOL DRUMPF BTFO HE WILL HAVE TO STAY AT THE SHITTY EMBASSY

>>132647556

lol..

>>132649605
>>132649690
i thought the same

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>>132647351
not just any leaf, the worst specimen of all: 0bama's leaf

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>>132646452
This just in! Anonymous sources confirm that Trump forget to arrange plane tickets for the flight over to Hamburg, so now he can't even travel over there!

>>132646452
Literally fake news.

>>132646452

I'm calling fake news on this.

Oh.. Wait. It's the NY Daily News. So it is fake news.

>>132646452
>lets ridicule our own president 24/7
>ask to be taken seriously
Someone explain this to me...

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Thats it.
POTUS enacts imminent domain on Auschwitz. Trump turns it into casino resort

>>132647116
I laughed

>>132646452
the president himself doesn't book anything dumbass the staff does

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>>132647116
he's probably forgotten the password anyway the senile old fat cunt

It is unclear where Trump — who controls an empire of hotels in his name, but has none in Hamburg — will be staying after he finishes his two-day trip in Poland.

>The White House did not return a request for comment.
Do they usually tell people where the President is staying? Also:
> The Associated Press said Trump will stay at the Senate guesthouse

Not so unclear I guess.

>The Abendblatt and BuzzFeed News called some of the ritziest hotels in Hamburg to see who had them, and whether Trump had found a room.
>It is unclear where Trump will be staying after he finishes his two-day trip in Poland.

WHY YES WE ARE HOUSING THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES THANKS FOR CALLING PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT ASSASSINATION

>>132650910
my thoughts exactly.

He doesn't book his own hotels you fucking retard.
>What are white house staffers and planners?

>>132646452
Fake news

>>132649605
any more info on this?

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>>132647715
Let's not go there

You guys know the drill, time to sleep in Canada's room like we always do

>>132646452

The President should not be booking his own room. The presidents Protocol officer should be booking his rooms.

someone is getting fired.

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>>132647993
>Antifa tries some shit
>US Army garrison from Weisbaden shows up in blackhawks and starts dropping crowd control ordnance
>Antifa tries to use stolen portugese weapons, miss
>Blackhawks open up with miniguns
>The door gunner was Trump the entire time
>Trump's face when

>>132646719
This.
/thread

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>>132651996

Trudeau can have the couch. His wife can stay on the bed though.

>>132647736
Melania can stay at my place.

>>132651987
God damn

>>132648049
Oh, it was booked before he became president, that's why

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Merkel's minister of defense

Trump is Commander-in-Chief of the only real armed forces in Germany

Merkel is leader of the janitors and food service workers

>>132652072
Pretty funny, leaf. You're alright.

>>132646452
For the President of the United States of America there is ALWAYS room.

>>132646919
>>132648480
>>132648655
>pretending you know how the secret service works

Nice fantasy, guys. From all reports the Trump WH is a disorganized mess with much of the staff running around like chickens with their heads cut off. It's well within the realm of possibility that they spaced on getting Trump a room.

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German Minister of Defense is defenseless

>>132648947
This. There is no way that governments didn't start booking shit the moment a time and place was arranged because of this exact situation. Shit, nobody can get rooms around major cities when there are simple gamer conventions let alone when leaders of nations throw a party. This is nothing other than an Obama admin fuck-up being passed off as LOL DRUMPF SO DUMB!!11ONE!!

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Cooper always has room for his gerbil

>>132653697
>From all reports

Oh, so fake news. Hi, CNN!

>>132653697
t. larping democraft /pol/ack

>>132653355
This cunt is an incompetent bitch, everything she has touched failed miserably.
She got her job only because of her dry vagina.

>>132653874
kek, if true it's based Obama trolling Trump once again.

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>>132646452
Just Nuke the whole damn place then

>>132646719
Yes, but I think he is staying at the governor or mayor's mansion.

>>132651987
brits BTFO

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>>132652072
>Antifa tries some shit
>tries

I WISH THEY WOULD

>>132653874
>King nigger wouldn't barge into wherever the fuck he wanted whenever