Just saw someone post this shut from WashPo (archived for your convenience). Legitimately the funniest thing I've seen all day.
http://archive.is/ZVIKB
TLDR turks are selling life vests that cause users to sink, not float. Kebab refugees BTFO.
B. A. S. E. D. AS FUCK
>>132640515
>Sinking refugees
>Banning evolution
Are /turks/ the saviors of the White race?
>>132643171
Turks don't like refugees, or so it seems. (I guess most people who are leaving from Turkey are anti-Erdogan/for extreme islamism, so the sellers, who are islamic and pro-Erdogan, shit on them)
Someone is worried about their gibs.
>>132640515
classic anatolian banter.
>>132640515
Hope they sold them to the africans and not the syrian christians. Syrians are white.
Typo in the title it seems they forgot the "L" in slick.
>Does it get any slicker? A Turkish firm has been selling fake life vests — they soak up water — for refugees at sea.
>>132640515
wtf I love roaches now.
>>132640515
I have to give it to them, Roaches have an innate baseness. I still remember the London chimpouts and how the Turks formed a neighbourhood militia to keep the nigger out.
>Arr, I be Cap'n Cruz, defend'r of Command'r Dahnald's delegates
>Ye'll never make it to the shore alive, ye scurvy landlubbers
>>132640515
>archived for your convenience
How exactly is having to go through cloudflare's captcha convenient?
>AWK! Scurvy landlubbers!
>>132643855
Turks are just as nationalistic and pro islam even in Europe. They are here for the same reasons as arabs, niggers, balkan niggers etc
>>132640515
>early 2016.
Why you gotta hype me up and crash me down, senpai?
>>132640515
u welcome