I will start: based wold
>>132634459
Hi
>>132634459
Get on my level.
>>132634459
>>132634943
Hi
>>132634459
GGRRRRRRrrrrr
Fear the stong
>>132635433
that's not a burger eagle, America wins again
>>132635274
kek
>>132635529
Dam, Lions loose again
>>132634459
>>132634943
That's kind of faggy. That is so obviously shopped.
>looking for cool pic of a rooster
>can't find any
here, take a sad frog.
They went extinct so couldn't get a real picture.
Should've been this tbqh
>>132634459
We don't officially have a national animal. But if we did it would probably be that one
>>132636507
also they are tasty motherfuckers
>few wants romposr a picture of a scary-looking beast
>too lazy to find one in the internet
>gonna post a kikess instead since it's the most hot pic I've got on my folder
>>132634459
Nigga, I COULD find a pic of wolves eating eagles, instead, I will show you the symbol of my contrada, the Noble goose, symbol of the Nobile Contrada dell'OCA. FEAR ME
Couldn't find a two tailed silver lion, so here's a white one
>>132636556
The scariest animals in Russia are female russians the only animal that is venomus on its early years, and then pasted the 45 develops a bear like strenght
>>132636610
>>132636610
https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blattella_germanica
It is even funnier when you realize that blatella GERMANICA is the latin name for the common roach...
>>132634459
our national animal is gray wolf?
i wonder why...
>>132636960
Your official national animal would be an imperial eagle but thats too much for your negroid brains to understand.
>>132636610
Gud meme Käsebrot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White-tailed_eagle
>>132637320
>>132637222
>tug hivemind ale to ty zgarniasz slodkie tripsy
>>132636960
https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canis_lupus_italicus
The italian apenine wolf
>>132637420
NICE APPROPRIATION MATE.
>>132637420
>Dragon
>England
wot m8
>>132634459
literally the national animal of scotland
>>132635760
>a fucking chicken
>>132637841
Who the hell let the pigs and the elephants in the same enclosure?
>>132638018
God get drunk and had some weird fetish
>>132634459
>>132636572
based
>Although the Romans did not worship wolves, killing them was likely considered taboo; unlike the Etruscans, the Romans very rarely sacrificed wolves in rituals, and there are no records of wolves being used in the amphitheatres, despite being more numerous and easily accessible compared to other, more exotic animals used. The use of wolves in Roman folk medicine, while attested by Pliny the Elder, was minimal compared to other animals like snakes or bears and, contrary to popular imagery, Roman standard-bearers did not wear wolf skins, with the only units attested to have worn them being the velites, who were mostly poor Germanic subjects with no compunction over using wolf skins. Wolves entering cities or temples were usually only killed when the animal had no means of escape, unlike the case with wasps, oxen and owls, which were quickly eliminated if they entered sacred areas.
fucking germans
>>132636610
so turks are after all german?
>>132638211
Well they're everywhere in this country. Also they're animals
Gyrfalcon, Fálki, Valur. When I was small my cousin told me they attack kids and eat their eyes. If I saw one in the distance I assumed he was stalking me for my eyes.
>>132638173
>killing them was likely considered taboo
Guido you dont even know the history of Rome.
Here have a javelin.
>>132637988
>Scotland: unicorn
>Wales: dragon
>England: their troll women
>>132634459
>>132638566
fake news
>contrary to popular imagery, Roman standard-bearers did not wear wolf skins, with the only units attested to have worn them being the velites, who were mostly poor Germanic subjects with no compunction over using wolf skins.
>>132634459
The chink
>>132638566
>the only units attested to have worn them being the velites, who were mostly poor Germanic subjects with no compunction over using wolf skins
>>132637320
>>132637222
>>132634459
This is the real national animal of Poland.
>>132634459
The USA is the American Eagle and American Bison
Poland's is white-tailed eagle and the European Bison
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_animals
>>132638818
Did I post a picture of a standard bearer? The velites were troops recruited in the pre-marian period of the roman army. The romans only came into real contact with the germans when caesar invaded gaul and suebia. Noi eravamo Romani.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venatio
>>132636169
Dont forget Wales. Their national animal is a Dragon lol.
>>132636948
>copying the nandos chicken
>>132639390
Nice play tatonigger
>>132639629
Our national animal is the Brit.
>>132639426
>not removing that warning
>>132639596
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nando%27s
British education
>>132639736
Noice maitey.
>>132634459
here is our national animal
step aside with your meme animals
>>132639739
Too lazy, my comrade
>>132634459
>>132639104
>t. selfhating cuck
>>132639869
We dont really have a national animal but it would either be the salmon or the giant Irish elk.
>>132639981
Shitting on others for having fairy tale animals as their national animals. Has an extinct grazer as national animal proposition. Hows the guiness m8?
>>132640279
Its an animal that existed here. Also stop being so insecure. How is your holiday going?
Ill be over in September.
>>132639919
Its 2017 and our retarded cousins still run from the bull.
>>132637681
>>132637703
"The flag of the ethnic English folk is the White Dragon on a red background. About 450AD, two warrior traders named Hengest and Horsa landed in what was then Celtic Britain. They are traditionally seen as the founders, along with their Saxon, Angle and Jutish followers, of England."
Hiss hiss, lads
>>132640380
Shitty weather. Its thundering and raining outside. Tourists must be having a nightmare day. Imagine paying 1000 euros to escape from drenched climates just to end up in Portugal during a monumental storm.
>>132640433
The white dragon itself was part of Welsh mythology, not English. Where did you get the information that it is the "ethnic English folk's" flag? Wiki?
>About 450AD, two warrior traders named Hengest and Horsa landed in what was then Celtic Britain. They are traditionally seen as the founders, along with their Saxon, Angle and Jutish followers, of England
Completely irrelevant.
Your national animal is a lion, not a dragon from Welsh mythology. Plus, the flag you used was a low-effort edit of the Welsh flag.
>>132639291
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venatio
>The treatment given to wolves differed from the treatment meted out to other large predators. The Romans generally seem to have refrained from intentionally harming wolves. For instance, they were not displayed in the venationes due to their religious importance to the Romans.
Syrian af
>>132641332
Salve Victoria Milites!
>>132635261
At least show them in the wild Ivan
>>132635274
Underrated post
>>132635274
ahahah
>>132635274
Wew
>>132634459
A fat, pathetic, rodent.
Oh, Canada... indeed.
>>132639893
Criminally underrated
>>132638505
I wish we would have something else, something cool and unique, all the boring countries have lions and prey birds as their national symbols, it's actually really shit
kawaii little birdie though, at least it's not a fucking eagle
>>132634459
Raaawwwwrrr!
>>132641525
Go back to the Middle East
>>132642832
>>132640879
Look it up mate, not my fault if you don't know vexillology. Plus I already posted the lion.
http://whitedragonflagofengland.com
>>132640566
We dont get ligthning in Ireland. Id sit outside and watch it while drinking port while. Id love it.
>>132643783
Port is heavily overrated. Its too sweet for me. Lightning is truly marvelous to watch tho.
>>132635274
Kek
Formosan black bear.
It's totally not the panda, panda is Fake China's national animal.
>>132635444
Is that a tiger with down syndrome?
>>132644373
Liger maybe. That or tigon.
>>132644295
cute
>>132634459
how can other national animals even compete
this lil guy
The actual King of the jungle. Haters will say otherwise.
>>132643138
Falco rusticolus islandicus is best falcon. Largest, rare and most sought after by falconers, other falcons BTFO.
No other bird can compete with Arctic Terns though, they hover in the air, harass humans and circle the globe. I once baited one with liver and caught it with my hand when it hovered.
>>132645046
The Randler
N.Y state
Fear me
the vicuña
FEAR THE LION
>>132635274
Greywolf
Don't have one.
>>132645742
Got one of these in my river. They patrol up and down slapping their tails on the water.
My bro has a dog 4 times as big, who likes to grab muskrats and tear them to shreds.
He swims toward the beaver - the beaver swims toward the dog.
They get within striking range.
and the Beaver pussies out and swims away.
That's why they call 'em Beavers.
>>132644505
>Tigrone
>>132634459
I see what i did here.....
>>132646173
>>132645568
Jackalope
Suck my dick
>>132646178
R A R E
A
R
E
How the fuck do you get internet when your country is one of the world's most destitute, poverty-striken shitholes on the face of the Earth?
>>132635274
Toro bravo
>>132635760
here, it's not that hard.
For all you anglos around, do you know why the rooster is France's iconic animal ? Because it's the only bird that keep singing even when it's knee deep in shit.
>>132646967
I think my grandma thought about those that they are china made. So i thought too
>>132646741
/f1/ Bahamabro, is that you? If so, prepare to get BTFO by strong Anglo Lewis Hamilton this weekend
Or if you're a different Bahamabro then please do excuse me.
>>132634459
>>132646808
Mobile internet is a thing from what I've heard.
High test horse
FEAR IT
>>132637841
>>132638018
Fact : the tapir has the biggest penis in the whole animal kingdom ( in relation to body size that is)
Officially: Marten
Unofficially: spit roasted kid goat or a lamb
>>132647444
A taurus wod more correct
this hateful, agressive creature, so much anger in one creature
>>132647284
Wrong guy mate. Cheers though
>>132634459
It's dark down there and you might be eaten by a grue.
>>132634459
did I somehow wander onto /int/?
>>132647654
bulls are the niggers of all horses
low IQ, cant know the difference between a human and a red carpet.
pig
Dual chainsaw wielding wolverine.
https://yle.fi/uutiset/osasto/news/chainsaw_thief_-_a_wolverine_with_a_taste_for_biofuel/6563652
>>132647943
Is a moose any better?
>>132643772
It was a wyvern not a dragon, it only has two legs like the Viking lindworm
>>132636386
we really fucked up
>>132648052
It survives in the wild independently from humans.
>>132635274
kek bless
>>132647829
Ah no worries. There's a prominent Bahamian poster on /sp/ is all. And I don't think I've seen another Bahamian poster apart from him, until today.
>>132635274
>God tier:
Kangaroo
Panda
Beaver
Dragon
Elephant
>Good tier
Spanish bull
French rooster
Lion (countries which ACTUALLY have lions)
Tiger
Komodo
Kiwi
Condor
Any bear
Cool fish or sealife
>Ok tier
Cute birbs (small and/or aesthethic)
>bad tier
Wolf
Any deer-goat-horse like creature
>Absolute shit tier
Any meme eagle
Meme lions (looking at you britbongs)
>>132648192
Would die in cattle.
Bird: White Eagle
Mammal:Wolf
>>132639893
>if you smile too long at the abyss, the abyss smiles back at you
Did you know all the countrys with birds of prey,fought against the snakes depicted in every old civilization.
And won.
Now the snake is rising again on a global scale.
>>132648420
I wonder why it's blue and white when the Royal Arms of England is red and yellow.
>>132634459
>>132648901
>mexico = egale
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Arabian_oryx_(oryx_leucoryx).jpg
This is the United Arab Emirate's National Animal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Arabian_oryx_(oryx_leucoryx).jpg
This is Quatar's National Animal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Arabian_oryx_(oryx_leucoryx).jpg
This is Oman's National Animal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bezoarziege.jpg
This is Iraq's National Animal.
Goatfuckers~
All of them~
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_animals
>>132648901
>Good tier
>French rooster
Yeah, nah. We belong in the manure tier, like the bird we love so damn much.
I wish we had something cool to display like the Grey Heron, a rook, hell even a green woodpecker would have been nicer than the most boring of farm animals.
Even a pig would have been an improvement : it's cute, it's somewhat nice to eat and it would anger the mudslimes so much they'd probably choke to death on their rage. Right before we take it down as a symbol because, you know, it's cuck country here.
Sweden doesnt have a national animal.
Instead, each province has their own animal. Heres the one from my province.
>>132634943
The Bald Eagle is our national bird. The American Bison is the United States's national animal.
We're not one of those poor Yurostan countries that only has one or the other. We're America. We have both.
Striped Hyena
This should be our national animal, one lives in my garden and sits 2 foot away from me whenever I'm doing gardening
>>132649074
Football
>>132649662
I like its simplicity and elegance, while others have to make up animals like unicorns, people find beauty in simple or common animals
Best animal coming through
>>132649937
What the heck is that
>>132649985
A Romanian
>>132649491
Also an Honorable mention is Pakistan's National Animal:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Markhor.jpg
And Papua New Guinea's National Animal, the Dugon dugon:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Dugong_Marsa_Alam.jpg
>>132649985
a fucking hairy pig (mangalica)
>>132635274
I hope you don't get genocide'd for this post.
>>132649876
Fitting.
>>132649985
your mother
>>132635145
Why did Russia steal your flag?
Turns out killing all the lions in the levant wasnt a bad idea afterall
>>132645742
The fuck happened to that rat's cock?
>>132649985
The source of the most delicious meat on the planet
>>132649095
>>132635171
Not anymore.
literally a vermin
if we don't trap them they will overbreed and destroy our forests because we killed too many of their natural predators
>>132634459
A very famous wild animal. It's a type of human-pig hybrid
>>132650049
>>132650098
>>132650273
the national animal is still the eagle
>>132649074
Sad thing is, that's just a modified NORMANDY crest. Cucked nation for almost two millennia...
Alternative from the obvious bull.
I wish I had beautiful snek as national animal :'(
The California Seagull, the state bird of Utah.
>>132639946
Polish animal is the monument of eternal butthurt.
>>132635274
>>132650555
Seagulls infesting California be like: "mine! mine! mine! mine! mine!"
Mexicans infesting California be like: "gib! gib! gib! gib! gib! gib!"
It's like symphony of whining
>>132649881
Absolutely. Plucky little bastards.
COCK Robin, indeed.
>>132649881
Honestly I don't understand why your national animal isn't the common raven. Especialy with the related story of them and the tower of London.
>>132649890
I get your point. Sure there can be beauty in simplicity but elegance... A rooster, a real one, is a lot of things but certainly not elegance.
>>132649985
>>132650838
>raven
More typical of highland regions though, better for Wales or the Scottish Highlands.
>>132647641
Conclusion: Bulgarians are obsessed with penis size.
>>132648052
Moose are fucking based. Plus you can sell moose shit to germans, no joke.
>>132649937
>woolly pig
>combining TWO livestock into one
>>132638202
>When your ass is so big you have to wear two underpants
The Iberian Wolf.
>>132650182
>killing off a whole species isn't a bad idea at all
arabs aren't human
Better ask the question, all our national animals are locked in a cage together. Who wins the deathmatch?
inb4 unicorn lazers OP (but they don't exist so it doesn't count, just like identifying Scotland / Wales as a real country
PENGUINS WATCH OUT
>>132650838
The raven is a scavenger, it doesn't represent the spirit any nation wants to represent.
The birds of prey and the predators in general are focused and powerful.
The small birds and rodents are hard working and enjoy life.
The sandnigger goats are special magic goats that survive in the desert with no water.
The cock is dominant but social.
The raven eats dead rats he finds laying around.
dont forget we lost a war against this dude
>>132651356
Relatable.
>>132646967
I thought it was because if you cut off a frenchman's head he'll still run away?
>>132649733
>>132649968
We have a lot of Lynx in Canada, wish they were our national animal, or wolf or even a fucking moose.
>>132647641
If you're going to be shaped like a potato you better have a big dick.
>>132650838
I like ravens, they're not that common, I live near a field and ive only seen 2 this year. It couldn't be the national animal though because it was the flag the Vikings used when they attacked us
>>132650525
Tell me more about the greatness of Spain. Oh wait...
>>132635274
>>132651598
>The raven eats dead rats he finds laying around.
That's an extremely narrow point of view though. The Corvus genus holds a lot of very intelligent species. Some so intelligent that they can craft tools, something that not even primate do. Their intelligence should give them some status among iconic animals. They already are for the American-Indians and the former Scandinavian believes.
>>132650281
>>132642556
We should've claimed the Polar Bear.
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/destinations/north-america/canada/articles/best-place-to-see-polar-bears-churchill-canada/
>http://everythingchurchill.com/
>>132651313
Your national animal is a rooster friend, and there was only 2,000 wolves in Iberia the last time they had a census in 2003.
>>132650811
You think it's funny? It's not.
>>132652061
Really ? Well, I didn't know that... That's interesting though
niggers still can't compete against birds
>>132652431
With some research, you'll see that the Portuguese national animal is indeed the Iberian Wolf, despite their near extinction.
>>132652550
Even the normans flew a raven flag at the battle of Hastings
>>132651398
A monument to your bravest warrior in the Falklands War?
>>132652550
Forgot pic
>>132652315
Yes I do love ravens but they are incompatible with the Christian ideals that influenced these decisions. Even their posture and sounds evoke images of raw brutal nature long associated with the devil. I wouldn't want a raven to represent my nations ideals.
>>132652113
Spain and England have both been great. Neither is so today. We just reached our peak and decline a bit earlier than you.
>>132652061
>it was the flag the Vikings used when they attacked us
That "us" isn't the same as the modern one. The Vikings who attacked the English of the time mostly stayed in England, to become your ancestors.
>>132653068
My Gods, how domesticated you people have become! Seems the best of you went to settle Britain.
National animal.
>>132644373
>Is that a tiger with down syndrome?
Yes. His name is Kenny
>>132651561
our is bigger, dad
>>132653068
>Even their posture and sounds evoke images of raw brutal nature long associated with the devil.
Come on, I know that the raven has a long history of being a symbol of bad omen and death but this is far fetched to say the least.
>>132649662
You could use the boar (sanglier) too. I believe I've seen some nationalist groups use it.
>>132654415
>some nationalist groups
Like Bloc identitaire
>>132649778
The European bison is our national animal alongside the white eagle and the stork.
>>132637988
I'm sorry but
>dat ass
>>132635274
U cheeky cunt.
>>132653482
HOw many Vikings actually invaded and settled in England though, there couldn't have been many people in Scandinavia as a whole at that time, I doubt more than 40,000 altogether invaded and settled in England
>>132649778
Does Dixie have its own animal?
>>132654415
I agree that would have been a far better symbol. Too bad we could never be able to live up to the strength and endurance of a boar. So maybe it's just as well that we identify as a pompous bird.
>>132646967
What does it sing now? Nasheeds?
>>132653482
A nation is a Christian concept centered around cooperation or "domestication". To function a nation needs to be based on clean iconic symbolism that promotes unity. That it can even occur to someone to suggest that a scavenger is as good a symbol as any is a reminder how much we have forgotten.
>>132654335
Because they are scavengers you encounter crows surrounding death and decay all the time and start associating the two so even the sounds evoke thoughts of death. But also a lot of the reason why these animals work as icons is due to stuff like posture, the strutting of your cock represents dominance. The standard posture of the crow is with it's head slightly lowered, which to us evokes submission.
>>132655514
>>132651879
Underrated
>>132650175
What if you tried to google how many national animals we have here in funland?
>>132634459
the Lion of flanders.
>>132655216
The negro obviously
>>132655216
It fought a massive bloody war over the right to raise it.
>>132655514
>A nation is a Christian concept
Lol
>>132636556
She reminds me of a girl I briefly dated in college. She was hyper liberal but she had wide hips and was an absolute blast in bed.
>>132634459
>>132655505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
>>132655514
Always found that the raven peculiar posture was more of curiosity than submission... I doubt the rooster represent dominance though, in fact the real answer is dumber than that. Gallus, in latin, means both Gaul and rooster.
So our symbol is a bad pun, isn't that fitting ?
How can Eurofags even compete?
>>132644824
lel
>>132656572
>Being naked
>Next to an animal with razor sharp talons
>Not having a gun
Shew's just asking to get rEMUved
>>132656572
>How can Aussies even compete ?
FTFY
>>132646950
this
>>132634459
>>132648901
Pandas are probably GOAT because kids lobe them and there are so few of them
>>132655514
Ravens are highly intelligent and have always been symbols of wisdom. It's true that they scavenge, but they also hunt. Lions and Wolves also scavenge sometimes.
I understand what you're saying, and I know it's more about associations than actual hard facts but I don't think it's that far fetched either.
You could equally say that Spain and France are wrong to have animals which are born and bred to be slaughtered or studded out. The point is that those qualities, while real associations, are not the ones being represented by the symbol.
>>132635274
Kek
>>132636507
Wut? I always thought the golden eagle (Steinadler) is our Wappentier.
It's supposed to be a lion.
>>132658337
Wouldn't be out of place on a Scania.
>>132635274
>>132657622
You can't force the symbolism, you can't decide what connections the symbol will fire in those that see it. What connections are dominant in our culture isn't a subjective thing, it's theoretically measurable. In that collective subconscious mind the cock is cocky and the raven is a smart scavenger associated with darkness, death and raw nature. If you want to evoke intelligence the obvious choice is an owl even though they aren't smart.
>>132640531
NO STEPPY STEP!
Dolphin and phoenix. Cute and mighty.
>>132635261
seriously?
seattle fag here: that's our animal
>>132634459
Scots confirmed for proto MLP fandom.
>>132634459
He's a big dog
For you.
>>132658764
You're probably right, the scavenger element of their symbolism is too prominent.
You can say the same about the French cock (a negative element being a prominent part of the symbol) but then again theirs is kind of a big 'fuck you' so it makes more sense.
Still I don't personally associate Ravens with carrion first and foremost, but I suppose traditionally and culturally it's too strong of a link.
I think if there was a good story behind it it could work though.
>>132647806
thats our national bird
im afraid our national animal is something far less threatening...
>>132634459
look at this gatos
>>132634459
>>132659648
>I think if there was a good story behind it it could work though.
Yep always, you can even plan to kill all humans and they'll let you if you have a good enough story behind it. See: MAD.
>>132660115
>if you have a good enough story
Did you go to law school?
>>132660265
Florida?
>>132635274
>>132635760
>>looking for cool pic of a rooster
>>can't find any
So what you are saying is that you are looking for cocks?
>>132635274
Put me in the screencap
Based beaver
>>132635274
florida reporting in
moose
>>132635760
You couldn't find a pic of a phoenix?
>>132635274
:^>
>>132661122
A rodent?
>>132634459
Rhode Island here
>>132652893
underrated.
>>132647806
That's the queens animal, every swan in England belongs to her
>>132635274
Put me in the screencap
Our animal is Kek
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