4CHAN HAPPENING

it's been like this for hours, retard

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/x/ isn't working.
We really are under attack, aren't we?

This happens every now and then. The big three are the only boards that work. Newfag

>>132630663
/a/, /b/, /pol/, /v/ and /vg/.

Why'd they leave /vg/ alone?

>>132630663
seriously? I visit /an/ /fa/ /mu/ /fit/ /sci/ AND /p/ every now and then (due to them being slow) and ive never seen any of them down

newfag

>>132630781
Big 4. Forgot about /v/

>Alphabay down
>soon 4chan
i wish i never transported to this timeline, fuck

>>132630781
Moot's bill is going to high so he killed on the smaller stupid boards that never contribute anything but normies doing stupid shit.

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>be on /soc/
>horny as fuck
>fapping for literally 3 hours streight without cumming
>all in the same 2 threads
>one of the threads is getting lewd as fuck
>suddenly no replies
>mfw /soc/ is down

>>132630350
>going to other boards that aren't /pol/

>>132632248

which thread? I have some downtime at work

>>132632148
>Moot
Who?

>saved some CP
>deleted it right after again
i wont get vanned, right guys? they cant tell if you screenshot something right? %100 serious, i dont wanna have a criminal record

they are up again

>>132632834
CP and brony porn was archived on /v/, thats how i viewed it

>>132630781
>/a/, /b/, /pol/, /v/ and /vg/.
>Big 4. Forgot about /v/

Now this is Australia posting

>>132632834
>Mentions that
>sees flag

Off to jail with you mate.

>>132632834
>>132632941
You're retarded.

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>>132632834
>>132632941

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>>132633099
>>132633103
>>132633117
i live in NI, will i be safe? sureley they have drugdealers and terrorists to go after, the thread is archived, CTRL+F poni on v archives

>>132633062
reply to me next time bitch

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>>132633363

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>>132630350

>>132633363
i have reported you m8 good luck DUP scum

Alright so there are threads getting deleted on some of the other non frozen boards right now so we know the mods are still around

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>>132630663
>>132630781
>the only boards still up are the (((government))) monitored ones.

really makes my almonds activated

>>132633633
>DUP
IRA arnt the only terrorists you nigger

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>>132632851
>tfw still getting connection error

>>132630350
/pol/ reporting in. None of you are white, not even myself.

>>132632834
You're going to jail.
Good news is Mudslims run your jails
you can probably convert and get a lightened sentence as paedophillia will be apart of your religious freedom

>>132633363
It's already too late.

You should've binned that CP you wog.

>>132632834
DON'T BE SKEEZY
BIN THAT CHEESY

>>132632819
Newfags...

>posting back on \sp\ 2 minutes ago
>Connection error down AGAIN

>>132633062
Satoshi is back.

>>132633945
So moot is how you call newfags, alright

reporting posts is also down

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/mu/ here

>>132633945
Says the stooge who doesn't know mootles abandoned us years ago

>>132632834
Nice confession

>>132634230

like 10 years ago tbqh

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/sp/ here

I miss my hockey talk

>>132630350
They are down. I tried to comment on another board and it wouldn't let me. Something is happening.

/fit/ isnt working :(

Apparently one of the frozen boards got unfrozen for a few minutes, assuming its just a server issue I wonder why there was no attempt at contacting by now

CP = binned, deleted
i only had it for like a minute, the /v/ thread is still archived, how do link that shit so you niggers dont think im some rapist?

>>132634381
>furpuck

Why is this happening?

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>>132634490

>linking to CP

keep digging ur hole m8

>>132630350
I can see every board and they are working.

>>132634490
format is >>/insertnumberofpostorthread/

did they freeze the boards because of CP wtf

>>132634521
Buzzfeed posted that they'd try and shut this bitch down yesterday because of CNN's fuckup.

>>132634598
You can't post on them though.

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>>132633945

>>132634630
>>383012101
like this?

i think they froze boards because of CP

>>132634636
Do you have a link?

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>>132630350
>/tg/ down when I have a rules question

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/biz/ reporting

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>>132634803

yeah they put out a video explaining why this is happening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC1oURSaYoQ

>>132630350

SLIDE THREAD. SAGE.

>>132634879
Same feel I'm having just different board senpai

Reddit reporting in.
Can I link my patreon?

>>132633779
Daily reminder that Mexicans are the best shitskins.

>>132634803
Saved it from a discord. Mods really put the kibosh in this since last night, didn't they? Is hiroshimoot one of (((them)))?

>>132630350
>WHAT IS MAINTENANCE?!?!?
neeby

>>132634900
That's just some stupid rap song.

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>>132634879
certified judge here, hope it's magic related or i can't help

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atleast the thread is gone, but i can still view it?

fucking panicking right now

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>>132630350
/toy/ s/o/ldier reporting sir!

>>132633733
>implying /k/ isnt monitored

>>132634490
pedo scum

it's the fucking end boyos

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>>132630350
/k/ checkin in

>>132630350
sound off like you gotta pair

/bant/ reporting in, why is this happening? Is it CNN or something else?

>>132630350
/v/ just went down, I can't shitpost about SGDQ anymore. now im mad.

obligatory | exit | shutdown | killall *, fuck bots.

>>132634880
better check your mutual funds and your bank /biz/ big business is coming for 4chins and your money.

/a/ is ded

/v/ here I WANNA SHITPOST ABOUT SGDQ RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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dont think i'll ever be able to recover, what should i do? how do i know if i'll get vanned? is that shit automatic? i dont even know if it was real CP anyway, they could have just been
Petite looking bitches. i should just go back to playing videogames

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/tv/ here

its seriously happening

>>132635079

Oh, what about this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3hUIA_hop4

>why happening?
captcha is fucking up. its fucking google / CIA nighaz

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>>132632819
OUT OUT OUT. GET OUT.

Has this got something to do with tomorrow's "terrorist attack"?

REMINDER /pol/ and /b/ get shut down at 5pm

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>>132635113
Nay 40k
Thanks though

/pol/ was just down for 5 minutes

>>132635455
It does

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REEEEEEE BRING BACK /FIT/

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>>132630350

>>132635528

It sure was

/v/ is down.

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>>132633733

yes, the government only monitors selected boards because that would be easier than ripping data from the entire domain.

get in here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUjqCkNGAm8

>>132635455
they gunna try blowing up a train again? why don't we just fucking kill them first for once?

give adress ill fucking do it myself.

>>132635446
no one is glowing in the dark

>>132635512
I play that too, awkward enough but the best solution is usually just "talk it out with your group"
especially with the new edition being so flexible

Checkem

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/sug/ here lads

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>>132635455
>tfw 4chan is down during the greatest happening of our time

>>132635706
which happening?

Yo /pol/ went down for 3 minutes what the fuck

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>>132635769

ROLLING FOR NWO

>>132635756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUjqCkNGAm8

>>132635756
the one about to happen

>>132635390
lol, why did you save it? Don't panic silly, if you're super paranoid run DBAN on your drive. If anyone comes knocking deny everything. Good luck retard.

>>132630634
I thought it was just slow as fuck as usual.

4chan cloudfare servers are down due to heavy ddos attacks to central servers. Expect it to be back up in an hour. Pol caused this js

t. Security analyst for 4chan

is this related to the cnn thing?

So are they gonna release all our info and realize it's just the children of the NWO posting here

>>132635828
lol what are you keks going to do? Jerk off a refugee?

/bant/ here

>>132635895
dban isn't good enough anymore, anything short of destroying the drive is buying you time at best.

Everything is working 4 me

>>132630350

>YFW LE TURN ON CNN MAN

KEK CNN

>>132630350
fuck off

wtf is up with the CP faggots kys you homos getting vanned is to good for you

>>132632851
So am I

>>132635938
>attack a website because of /pol/ raping you
>they take down every board but /pol/
lel, how do they keep losing?
Now more people will come here because their home boards are down.

>>132636014
I wasn't trying to help him, just make him feel better, kek.

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>>132630350
Time to Redpill the guests.

Shit is /b/ down now too?

>>132630350
/lgbt/ is down

>>132636207
Pol just shit the bed.

time to convert to Islam lads

test

>>132632834
>don't look at that peepee, bin that cp

>>132636207
So is /bant/

>>132634779
>>>/v/383012101

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>>132635895
>why did you save it
i just automatically download all porn, incase i never find it again, and i though people were just meming, if not well guess ill have to find out how to live if i do get vanned, gonna be shit if i have to commit to a life of crime, ive always wanted to be a police officer, dont htink they would accept me anyway, they hold applications for 500 and get 50000+ and being related to IRA members who got caught, i dont think they'd let me in

I blame comcast, fucking jews

test

/toy/ soldier cross boarder reporting for duty

/lgbt/ is down too

>>132636207

>REEEEEEEEE

A fitting last comment

>>132630781
I just tried to post on /vg/ and it didn't show up.

>>132633733
>no source

WHAT JUST HAPPPENED

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>>132636207
Tested /b/ and no, wont let me roll on whether someone dicks some peanut butter...

Also WTF? has this happened before?

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ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

>>132636207
/v/ is dead now too now.
Maybe the servers are overheating, or it's hard drives are getting worn out.

>>132636207
>/b/
who gives a fuck

>>132636044
what are u talking about

c-parity is for >>>sci

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>babys first 4chan outage
lole u newfags

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>>132635455
AWW I thought it was disclosure
maybe next time. That eclipse
activates my conspiracy almonds

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OH NO
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

>>132636403
(you)

>>132636501
All because you voted drumpfh

>connection error
>10 secs later
>post succesfull
>doesn't show up in thread
>you must wait 4 minutes to post duplicate reply
WHAT THE FUCK HIRO FIX THIS SHIT

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I'm getting connection errors in other threads. /pol/ will probably go down and then /b/ will post nothing but blacked threads. All according to plan.

>>132635279
either CNN or buzzfeed is my guess

>>132632834
Where do you live, fellow anonymous poster?

>>132636333
Stupid britbong saving anime pictures.

consequences will never be the same lads

>>132636633
Oh wait it's back

/j/ reporting in. You guys won't believe what happ

>>132630350
OH THATS WHY POL IS SO FUCKING TERRIBLE TODAY EVEN MORE THAN USUAL

Can anyone give me a quick rundown on why exactly is this happening?

You retarded /pol/ shitters. Stop infecting other boards with your "redpilled" shitty ideology based on fear and irrationality.

>>132636757
Tell me ahmed

>>132636791
>pakistan

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>>132636321
>its still archived

>>132636703
no where #worldwithoutborders
>>132636703
>anime
shit is ballin

Nobody wants your screeching on the others boards. Stop raiding you sub humans

>>132630350
/pol/ here, seems like it's working.

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>>132630350

>>132636892
>>132636791
Anon this board has IDs, remember?

>>132635705
>>132635705
fuck right off again

>>132636791
stop infecting the west with your shitty religion based on a warmongering pedophile's ''thoughts''. We dont need you inbred goatfuckers

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>>132636560

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>>132637011

ok 4chan is up, go away virgins

>>132630350

/mu/ is down

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>>132630350
/an/ here

>>132636976
I know.

>>132637055
No kill yourself retard. Go to Poland if you want white cock

Don't worry pedes! I have alerted The_Donald to a full scale memevasion

>>132632834
>they cant tell if you screenshot something right?
No, but they also can't tell the difference between viewing an image in your browser and actually saving it. Criminally it's treated the same way.

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>>132632834
I've seen men vanned for less. These days no telling, If i were you I would never look at such things again

Hm, can somebody explain to me what actually happened?

>>132637162
4chan is up you can leave no. buh bye

stop fucking your sister while youre at it

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test test

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I don't know how many of you realize how evil and dangerous CNN actually is so let me put it this way.Think of the most horrifying mythical beast you could ever imagine, and now put the brain of a human serial killer in it. That's CNN in a nutshell.

These motherfuckers are so evil and so powerful, just look at how they are poking and prodding the President of the United Fucking States. I don't know how powerful of an organization you need to be or think that you are in order to do this on the daily but that's where CNN see's itself.

These people have been running a massive psy-op on the West and the US especially for around three decades now and at this point they obviously truly believe that they are invicible. They're not doing any of this because deep down they think that they're the good guys either, they're doing it because deep down they have nothing but pure evil in their hearts, and doing harm to the only people that would be moral or strong enough to stop them is what gives them more pleasure than any drug possibly could.

All of the evils you can think of, run down the list in your head, CNN and the rest of the MSM are there making sure that those things keep on with minimum resistance. If you can think of a more loathsome group that the scum over at CNN I'd love to know about them(Satan and his fallen angels don't count)

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>>132637176
Shadilay

>>132637206
>>132637181
yeah im just gonna fap (to 2D, fully drawn, not real) women and play some resident evil and reply to some posts, no need to worry about shit untill it happens

>>132630350
Is this related to the buzzfeed DDOS attack?

>>132637206
This.
There's a reason I don't go to /tv/ late at night, or go into gif/webm threads, or click on spoilered images (unless I'm on /v/), or go to /r9k/ ever.

>>132635641
what's going on here?

Now that cp is on the chan will hiroshimoot finally cede power to an "unknown" party

>>132637550
>Now that cp is on the chan
hownu.ru
this is not new

>>132637550
You mean the CIA?
This site just became the deep web

>>132637520
homosexuals

>>132637550
What the fuck are you on about

>>132637622
I say this because the mods have done a shit job recently and tv has also gotten out of hand

>>132637741
wait, what's up with /tv/?
after /b/ turned into /porn/, I stopped visiting other boards.

>>132633733
Why would the (((government))) want /a/ monitored?

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how fucking dare they pull this shit?

Imagine if this is Hiro giving up 4chan to someone who would act like a king, acting like his word is law

>>132637829
/o/ IS ALIVE IS ANYONE ELSE BACK?

>>132637868
pretty sure this is just hiroshimoot being hiroshimoot
hilariously incompetent
after all, he did a glorious job of fucking up images earlier this year

/mu/ IS ALIVE NOW
TIME TO SPAM PROGRESSIVE DREAMFUNK

>>132633733
The government does not monitor/pol/ we understand it's satire

>>132637822
Just go there right now and look at last five created threads and you'll realise

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>>132630634
I think Cloudfare is getting shoa'd. My pony videos were 502'd for TWO whole minutes!

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>server is setup so as site gains traffic all other boards shut down til only /pol/ remains
>mfw

>>132638141
Good, maybe then you'll stop being a fucking weirdo.

>>132637905
/tv/ is up

>>132638187
hiro knows we are the most important. He is /ourguy.

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/lit/ REPORTING IN

>>132638012
I'm not sure here's more incompetent than moot, downtime is a tad less frequent than it used to be (2-3 years ago now) at least.

>>132638124
I'm not seeing any JB, unless you're talking about the absolutely abysmal quality of new threads.

>>132630350
that's why 4chan is weird on mobile. I thought it was just safari
>inb4 mobilefag

>CNN DDoSs Cloudflare
>Brings down every board except the one it wants

Bravo

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Well fuck

>>132638487
The /b/rap thread and the cunnyposter

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Holy shit i just got on /pol/

what the fuck is going on

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>>132630350
FBI raid.
DESTROY HARD DRIVES NOW!

>>132638448
You're right, this place was down far more frequently
still, moot said that everything is relatively stabilized, so there's no reason we keep running into problems

>>132638586
I see it
fuck those fartfags, I'm sure they're all 13

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>>132638222
Reminder that if you don't like pony you're not white.

>>132632834

Just say you're a Pakistani m8

>>132632834
Reported. Bobbies are on the way silly bong.

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>>132638584
heh heh

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/sp/ checking in

>>132638632
In all seriousness this is the last thing you want to do. They can tell when you've xor'd the data on disk, which in itself is enough for them to think you were trying to hide something.
It's best to just leave your hard drive alone and hope you didn't accidentally click on cp at some point.

>>132635005
Shutup gringo, we hate you fucks.

>>132639070
Fuck off, spook. Destroy it all boys, as long as you're not an idiot, it doesn't matter if they know you are hiding something.

>>132639070
That was some helpful advice Special Agent ...?

>>132637868
Back to the mods?

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>>132637508
I know someone who literally was arrested at his house in highschool
for participating on a honeypot forum. He was only browsing and not posting. This happened in like '06. The snoop tech must be decades more advanced by now.

>>132630350
Putin did this.

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Does anybody know why the hell this is happening?

>>132633733
k is up
>>>/k/34461343

>>132640800

Why the fuck can't Asians escalate?

>>132635590
>yes, the government only monitors selected boards because that would be easier than ripping data from the entire domain.

they only have emergency shut down measures on certain boards

>>132635539
You can read the sticky while /fit/ is down, you know. Oh, and... read the WHOLE sticky this time.

>>132642153
How do I make gains?

>>132639235

Destruction of evidence is a crime.

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>>132630350
This picture might explain it

>>132642626
>reddit
>racists
Redditcucks are passive, they couldn't be racist if they tried.

>>132632834

>>LITERALLY A STUPID GOY!

>all these (You)s
lmao fell for the most ebic bait

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>>132630350
testing hoers

if it works we flood the board

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>>132644498
Flooding with what dear sir ?

>>132645376
ponyshit?