Developing Poos

>>132610504
I'd rather shoot myself and die to save myself from the indic experience.

Level it and make a Jurassic park

>>132610504
First of all i make sure that nobody knows that i poo in a loo lest Indian people fins out and lynch me.

Penalty for failure to poo in loo: death.

>>132610504
National socialism

>>132610504
Make public defecation punishable by death, with forfeiture of the entire family's assets. Profits will be used to fund a massive toilet installation public woks program.

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>>132610504
Cleanse the untouchables. All of them.
Then have a cup of tea

>>132611205
This guy's got the right idea.
Poos need nationalism to remind them that they did not always shit in the designated streets, and that they are a proud and old hinduist people.

>>132610504
I would tell all the states to fuck off for 20 years and develop on their own after this time the states that are still a shithole will be genocided

>>132611308
Thats a retarded move just because they are low class it doesn't mean they dont have potential it just means they are born in a shithole with low opportunities

>>132610504

I'd start by trying to clean up the Ganges.

>>132610504
Remove Muslims then remove everyone who poos outside the loo.

>>132611725
Lol so what 90 percent of the population?

Hand it back to the British

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>>132612061
Ok

>>132612061
You. I like you.

>>132612249

That growth looks the same as growth practically everywhere in the world since the 50s. If India had stayed with Britain that growth would have ocurred anyway, would probably have ocurred sooner, and would probably have been much greater

>>132612061
Good idea i will be there to rape and plunder soon

>>132612496
Holy shit you are actually serious HAHAHA

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>>132610504
eugenics, and death camps for muzzies and southernors.

>>132612601
Daily reminder that the only good things about India are those things that the Brits left behind

india is more developed than 90% of the countries on earth

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>>132612877
Alright thats enough larping as a white man for me today, now faggot i heard you are talking shit about southerners the only decent people in India

>>132612496
Topkek, they literally stagnated our country for 200 years and you still want them, are you a rakshas by any chance

>>132613134
>decent people
>not low-caste pseudo-abos

>>132610504
Automated bureaucracy.
Autism bux for everyone.

>>132612061
My fucking nigga.

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>>132613547
Tfw Low caste abo southerners like me have a way more developed land than northern street shitters(especially Kerala)and also not everyone in the south is nigger tier, the niggers are mostly in tamil nadu

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>>132613542

Sorry for stagnating you with railways and removing native thugees.

>>132613956
alright, we'll gas them instead, then. you can be my advisor.

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>>132613542

Yes if only Britain had stayed out, im sure 'India' which never before existed as a nation would have had an equally prosperous 19th and early 20th century as China which was never colonised

>>132613956
The tamils are the intelligent ones retard. Googles CEO is south-indian. M Night Shyamalan is south-Indian

>>132614058
Look at the map there is no reason to do anything with the south now after that take a look at around the top central bit and you will see the problem.Pretty much all of the poo in the loo memes come from this part and most of the Indians live there too

tear it down, rename it kekistan, let it develop itself

>>132610504
Replace all nigger Hindus with based Sikhs

>>132614341
They have the most Dravidian blood but that doesn't mean thats bad at all only dumb fucks from pol who will believe everything northern poojets will tell them will think Dravidians are bad

>>132612361
>You. I like you.

Reddit detected

>>132610504
Create a semi-state body that uses human feces to produce compost. Export it to the rest of the world, this should increase the GNP significantly giving you more to work with. Use this money for construction projects to employ the untouchables. Move people away from overcrowded cities into these projects. Implement a one child policy to ensure sustainable population levels. Allocate less money towards military expenditure and more towards education for the stupid Indians for which there are a lot of but we never hear of in the west since only educated ones really make it out of there

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>>132610504
Bring back aryans and reestablish the caste system.

>>132614617
You know Sikhs are a crazy tiny group right ? there are less than 30 million of them

>>132610504
DESTROY THE TOILETS
MY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN HELD DOWN FOR TOO LONG

>>132614780
Most retreaded move that would make no sense and would be over complicated , india is mixed as fuck by now

>>132610504

Do the same thing you've always done. Constantly promote blind uber-nationalism and blame everything that is wrong with your country on Mughals and Europeans. Thus, try to become 'the jew of the east'.

Make nukes and stuff to make your people think you're a superpower while in other parts of your country people die from lack of water like nomad africans.

>>132614975
>Most retreaded
Yes, truly retreaded.

>>132613987
>railway
You should be thankful to us for paying 5x for it

>>132614094
>forgetting about the multiple revolutions China went through
>India did not exist before the British
Your Dalit is showing anglo boy

bring in a 1 child policy. India is overcrowded af

Break it into different countries

>>132612061
Ye.

>>132612891
Daily reminder that the worst thing about Britain are those poos they brought back

>>132615948
t. Slanty eyed mongloid insectoid dog eating chink

>>132610504
Repeal independence and once again become a British colony. Mimic British laws, political structures and culture.

toilets on every street

>>132614341
Also m nigth is from Kerala not tm

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>>132615948
Chink

>>132617299
>Implying the kind of rakshas matters

>>132610504
Kill 50% of the population. Idk how though, fake civil war, starvation, anything.
Now that the country is cleaned up and not overpopulated anymore we can start to work on making the country better. But because idk how to it i fake my death in a car accident and secretly run away to Bolivia to live peacefully surrounded by mountains, llamas and brown manlets for the rest of my life.

>>132617658
I get it we have superior blood thats why we dont live in slums like you

>>132618007
you're fucking PM, not god emperor

>>132618080
You don't have to be god emperor to start a nuclear war with the pakis

>>132612061
Ae chamar randi ke bacche.

If you really worship cumskins that much, move to the West. We don't want you faggots in this country

>>132610835
>Not wanting to be the guy with the nukes

I nuke it. India is beyond saving.

>>132610504
Enforce the cast system and invite the British back. A strict race based system is the only thing that would work in a multi racial society.

>>132610504
-develop thorium reactors.
-invest in solar
-stop brain drain to American and Europe by offering huge benefits to smart ones.
-make more toilets.
-develop relations with Iran and Russia. (No Europe or America because they wouldn't want a stronger India)
-make a deal with Pakistan and send 170 million muslims to Pakistan.
-create a border wall that protects against smuggling.
-invest in reusable spacecraft.
-try to call back the immigrant poo's in western nations.

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>>132610504
first thing you gotta doo (hehe) is get rid of 50% of the popuilation

>>132618080
>you're fucking PM
thats enough to start a civil war