Good morning.
In less than an hour, lulzcraft from here will join others from around the world, and you will be launching the largest meme battle in the history of kek-kind.
“Kek-kind” - That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by petty faggotry anymore. We will be united in our common lulz. Perhaps it’s fate that i recently was the 4th of July, that you will once again be meme-ing for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from fake news cucks. We’re fighting for our right to have opinions. To speak freely. And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when Kekistan declared in one voice, ‘WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT! WE WILL NOT VANISH WITHOUT A FIGHT!! WE’RE GOING TO KEK-ON! WE’RE GOING TO MEME STRONG!’
Today, we celebrate our MEME-DEPENDENCE DAY!!
Cringe, fuck off. lurk more, sage, etc.