/auspol/

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>>132592078

you should go through abc and baka and archive shit.
don't be lazy

>>132592112
well that looks fucking horrible

Man Aus/pol has gone to shit. At least the gook had committment

>>132592237

hey cunt fuk u

>>132592112
>come inside a homo

>>132592535

tasmanians will feel right at home

>>132592078
How do I tell people about how bad abbos are? I can't say that they are drunks or live off welfare cause then they go muh raycist or #notallabbos
Is there anything about their culture that's fugged. I mean there whole culture is filthy

>>132592676
traditionally, every second child born is killed with a rock and eaten by the whole family.

>>132592676
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-07-06/higher-blood-lead-levels-for-nt-kids-sniffing-fuel/8676550

how do we help the ten percent that miss out?

>>132592761
Archive
https://archive.is/ib8zy

>>132592676

i dunno for city cunts, being north qld everyone is already redpilled on the AQ

>>132592777
Holy shid lad do you have like an extension or something that tells you when something isn't posted as an archive

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http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/yassmin-abdelmagied-says-she-is-moving-to-london-in-an-aussie-rite-of-passage/news-story/26810d9fa055991e8743a33b3eb7122c

>YASSMIN Abdel-Magied is moving to London in order to “partake in the Aussie rite of passage”, she says.

>The controversial Muslim author, public speaker and TV presenter took to Facebook, Twitter and Instagram today to declare she was leaving Australia for the English capital.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

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herro

>>132592676
tell them to google aboriginal penis subcision

>>132592237
I'd rather have slow or no aus/pol/ thread rather than put up with attention whoring ass.

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>>132592354
It's ok mate, at least you're trying. I made one the other day and everyone bitched cause i didn't archive links. fuck that shit for a joke.

In other news, Corey Bernardi is a shabbos goy

>>132592777
its a gov site norbot

>>132592777
>>132592761

see they can be motivated if they want to be, just being the need to find fuel that'll get them high

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>>132592230
They have a backdoor policy?
Not really in the mood for an Aus pol thread because my country bores me but here I am

>>132592860
He always was. He's a cuckservative.

>>132592831
it takes me longer to archive something than it takes him to find my post, copy it, archive it, do the captcha and post it

>>132592078
m8 I know it is low energy but you need to put at least one news story in the OP or the mods will delete the thread.

>>132592895
ABC should always be archived. fuck those cunts.
news.com and daily tele i care less about

>>132592969
I wonder if he has an browser extension for it?

>>132592860
I made one the other day and archived like 15 stories, took me almost half an hour.
the gook can have his job back

>>132592741
Source?
I think I heard this, and they had to be killed on a scared rock?

>>132593027
Sacred*

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>>132592078
new auspol is how Australia is in real life, a bunch of cunts who dont give a fuck just having a go.

In other news i just heated up some chicken soup while listening to some old school music.
How you cunts doing ?

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/technology/confusion-grows-over-medicare-dark-web-breach-as-the-tax-office-briefly-stopped-taking-cards-as-id/news-story/2d01b34fc02d22a591c4d0d5b8f19c75

>An internal memo sent to Australian Taxation Office staff yesterday advised them not to accept Medicare cards as proof of identity “until further notice”.

Daily reminder to opt-out of the My Health Record folks

>>132593016
isnt the abc owned by the government? by archiving them you're just taking away money that would have gone to us eventually.

>>132593027
i read it on 4chan.

>>132593016
I barely read Australian news anymore anyway. Low energy faggy journos and copy paste jobs from elsewhere in the world. Boooorrrinng.

>>132592981
>/pol/
>mods
You should have seen the one aussie earlier. Think he had about 5 bbc threads up at once.

>>132593138
>chicken soup
Give up the meat Jew m8. Veggies are all a wakened white man should eat.

>>132593140
what is my health record?

>>132593138

bbq'd some beef patties and rice after gym, feels good

>>132593161
ABC doesn't have ad's so there's no money, I just have the lefty fucks

>>132593175
agreed. every second article is "reprinted with permission from NYpost/WaPo" etc etc

>>132593138
noice mate. got some chicken wings marinating right now and playing Morrakiu's album for the missus

>>132593243
>5 bbc threads up
I didn't know there were that many. I lost interest after fapping to the first one.

>>132593273
>not eating both

>>132593273
nah need my protein mate, recovering from my shitty year with leukemia

>>132592078
>OP takes the /o/ /DAT/ collaboration picture and uses it for a terrible /pol/ thread
Yeah nah get fucked mate

>>132593138
And nobody changed their flags
Straya

>>132593307
You shouldn't be fapping to them. You should be reporting and hiding them.

>>132593286
https://myhealthrecord.gov.au
It's the government Online Health records scheme

>>132593175

i only see abc, baka etc on twitter so i can try to bait cunts, haven't had tv news on in months

>>132593318
go to bed justin.

>>132593330

you make one tomorrow then dumb cunt

>>132592839
>moving to London
good riddance

>>132593352
Why would you change your flag? You some kinda commie traitor?

>>132593318
Fucking hell mate

did anything happen over the cardinal pell thing? that died down quick

>>132592676
i work in perth city, we get all types, ill tell you one thing the most racist people are the aboriginals. some poor white girl walking down the street and this black woman swearing racist and sexist diatribe at her. i was threatened for stopping a black kid from stealing something.

What do you think of a career working for asio/asis

>>132593318
>leukemia
Strewth. Take care m8.

>>132593138
I had chicken noodle soup too, missus made it. it had star anise and cloves. it was ok

>>132592839
what fuck with me the most is the useful fuck heads that defend her and ask to come back, shes not the hero idiots!!

>>132593318
faarrrrrrrk mate

>>132592839
inb4 she still gets paid by aust govt while over there

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>>132593306
Fuck yeah chicken wings, haven't had them for over a year.
Use to use the spicy masterfoods hot sauce marinade or that nandos hot marinade.
>>132593424
I know a justin, but im not a justin
>>132593352
We should just not reply to anyone who doesn't have an aussie flag, so even if they spam they wont get those you's.

>>132593476
It's going to trial mate
Not sure how I feel about it
Supposed to be Catholic so I'm just remaining neutral. Guess everyone's entitled to a fair trial. We'll see what happens...but the Vatican have been up to all sorts of funny buggery lately. Nightmare lol

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>>132593468
>>132593546
>>132593608
I'm all good now, just dealing with post Stem cell transplant GVHD and taking 10 tablets a day for the next couple of months, i just spend all day playing BF1, black desert online or watching tv shows.

>>132593496
Be a spy. Go to China. Get caught. They kill you by letting rats eat you or something.

Be a pretty based job but I wouldn't want to do that.

>>132593782
What's the prognosis m8? Will you be fixed for good or does that shit come back?

>>132593306
>Morrakiu's album

neat gonna listen in the car tomorrow thanks anon

>>132592078
Anyone dealt with Employment Plus? So Employment Plus rings up and say they want to do a interview for a full time graphic design. My enrollment to TAFE got finalised this week and I had yet to change my circumstances and job plan.

The people at the Employment Plus office I go to know I applied to study nursing full time at TAFE for the 2nd semester. The manager and my Indian case officer pressured me heavily to go to job because they felt it was a guaranteed job offer. They even implied I would get in trouble if I didn't go for the job.

I had tried that area of work and it just been bad due to employers unwillingness to train and their lack of job security once you have it. I just got fedup after my last job and decided to attempt a different area of work. I can't take AusStudy cause I used it for my postgrad.

>>132593771
there was a fund started for him for his trial
now people are defending a guy that covered other pedos

>>132593771
don't side with the catholics / jesuits ever, this old pedo cunt deserves to be ripped apart by dogs.

>>132593782
Speedy recovery anon
Just made pies and veggies
Shit $3.00 ones from Coles though
Those are tiny

>>132593940

i do believe those mobs get some kind of commission, so yeah

>>132593868
Looking good, did the chemo, got the stem cell transplant and got the GVHD meaning the new immune system is engrafted and attacking my body (and any leftover cancer).
Now i take drugs to prevent the new immune system from killing me which essentially makes me live like a cunt with no immune system.
Likelyhood of cancer in future is increased about 100 fold and ill most likely get cataracts because i had total body radiation and some hectic chemo.
But my hair has grown back and had a shave the other week for first time in 6 months.
Can't drink alcohol and cant smoke any weed due to potential fungal infection.
That being said, if it comes back im pretty much fucked. But if that happens ill deal with it.

>>132594242
Well good luck with it m8.

>>132594242
hope you get better man
my dad had cancer its the worse thing to see a loved one sick like that

'ello govna i came to deliver your tea

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>>132594242
>Can't drink alcohol and cant smoke any weed due to potential fungal infection.
fucking hell.

Fuck off australia. Go lose another war toa bunch of birds you cunts!!!

>>132594160
I choose to stay with my plan for the course in nursing. The manager implied I was a dole bludger for not going for the full time job.If it was part time I would have fucking done it.

>>132594560
"I chose" sorry phone posting

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>>132592078
you can tell a filthy immigrant made that, no pauline.

that image should just be a picture of pauline standing on the pyramid telling everyone to leave.

>>132594242
That sucks. Keep soldiering on anon
>>132594486
U wot m8?!!!

>>132594486
Who pissed in your cornflakes mate?

Is there a man alive that thinks Big Bang theory has even been funny at all?

>>132594242
what the fuck

so tell me is your life better or worse after letting some quacks fill you with drugs and spray you with radiation and excuses?

because it sounds like it's WAY worse, and your answer is going to be "but it was going to be worse anyway".

trying out this archiving shit
>>132592078
Casual workers not guaranteed permanent job under Fair Work ruling
https://archive.is/UhSa2

Cricket pay dispute: Australia A's South Africa tour cancelled amid first player-led boycott
https://archive.is/1AvfT

Child protection changes finally pass South Australian Parliament
https://archive.is/sguFW

Millionaire gambler David Walsh unveils vision for riverside hotel and 'anti-casino' in Hobart
https://archive.is/KisV5

Facebook community standards under scrutiny as out and proud 'dykes' banned
https://archive.is/pmhQM

Galilee Basin mines will slash coal output, jobs elsewhere, Wood Mackenzie says
https://archive.is/EMqOg

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>>132594486
how about next time you pick a fight with the vietnamese rice farmers we wont come and save you.

Fuck I hate /ptg/, they've turned into a bunch of kike loving cultists.
It makes me fucking sick how they've polluted the whole site.

>>132592860
On one hand, no one likes palistinians
On the other hand I detest Israel more as well as good Goy Bernardi

>>132594793
The fuck you on about

>>132594926
I seriously doubt that you are so fucked up that you can't correlate what I said with what you were talking about which leaves only one possibility: you are a pathetic faggot that knows what I'm talking about but wants more time to reply because he is slow, and also is a huge faggot that likes pretending to be stupid.

okay then, enjoy your slow death.

>>132594920
/ptg/ is full of circle jerk redditors that's why

>>132594016
I agree he looks like a massive pedo.

Catholics will always be strong and numerous if he goes to jail or not.

>>132594791
just carter pewterschmidt I believe

>>132594791
No.

>>132594791
No I dint get why it's been so successful. Ugly reddit fags probably love it.

Just finished my prevoc electrical course at TAFE, and the place I had employment lined up at reneged.
Should I give AllTrades or some shit a ring?
I need some work fucking badly

>>132594793
Well last year i was getting progressively worse in a month span
>went from being able to run 5km pretty easy to barely being able to walk up a set of stairs without being out of breath.

Trouble is leukemia is a blood cancer, aint no tumor you can just take out, only way to kill it is with specialized chemo regime and a stem cell transplant.
Was shit while going through it. but i would actually be dead if i didnt get any treatment as my bone marrow was majority immature white blood cells that were just replicating and not maturing to beable to fight off infections.
Now im doing 100 pushups a day and going for walks around the block.
Also some dude went in to hospital around same time as me about 4 days than later he was dead from a cold because he couldnt fight it off.

>>132595102
Wut? That wasn't me. Just adding my two cents. You don't know the guys circumstances in detail buddy. So calm your tits. That said I am out of here, need to do shit and stuff around the house. Goodnight anons

>>132595365
Bazinga XDXDXDXDXXXDXDXXXXXXDXXXXDXXXD LMAO SHELDON IS AUTISTIC LMAO BAZINGA XDXDXD

>>132595484
Botswana!

>>132595404
how were you BEFORE you started taking ANY medication for it?

>>132594160
So they were being manipulative cunts despite me having a good reason for changing careers.

>>132595464
Goodnight m8. don't worry about that troll.

>>132595391
Plz respond
Would I be better off just cold calling electrical companies or chasing down work vans on the street or something?

I would unironically work for free for a couple weeks just to earn a job.

>>132595560
Zimbabwe! XDXDXDXD

>>132595630
that's what government intervention does mate

>>132595365
It's just that the characters are so overdone. They don't seem to understand nerdy in Hollywood. They either end up like that or like that Jew boy in all those comedies with the curly hair who I can't remember the name of.
Ok I'm pissing off now. Have a good night

>>132595619
Like after i started the treatment protocol?

I was on BMF 95 protocol http://oncowiki.info/index.php?title=BFM-_95_(German_Protocol)

And was fine through most of it, only shit thing was nausea but i had drugs for that.

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>>132595931
Please I'm fucking desperate

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>>132596121
Start ur own company bro

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>>132596163
/Thread

>>132596121
call smerff electrical.

>>132596121

go into their offices and have a chat, boomers love that shit apparently

>>132596121
see --->
>>132596233

>>132592078
Are you guys British or South African? I can't really figure it out, but you guys act more like brits than the SoAfs in my experiences.

>>132596331

australian m8

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>>132596220
That's not how it works
I want to be an apprentice sparky, mate
I've only just completed the prevoc course and the employer I had lined up turned out to have no spot for me in his company, so I wasted 6 months of work experience for nothing.

I just want a fucking job

ITT: average sampling of /pol/tards setting their flag to aus and shitposting

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>>132592112
hmmmmm....?

>>132596261
They already have a Sri lankan kid as an apprentice

Heroin anon checking in

>>132596481
Mate you gonna have to pick up the yellow pages and start calling cunts. It's fucked that the company dicked you around.

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>>132596392
COLES
O
L
E
S

Also your fault for trusting a cheat. How could you trust a company to hold your position for 6 months

>>132596535
Yeah nah bullshit cunt

>tfw 2 hours of sex and the city

Comfy af

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>>132596291
I'll see which companies are around me.
Except Blue Star electrical
Fuck those slave flogging cunts

>>132596606
Could be. I dont care enough to take a picture and stamp it.

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>>132596581
> mfw my step dad is a project manager in the company too.
> I can't even nepotism into a job.

>>132596606
I dont care enough to take a pic and stamp it. I will direct you to this though: >>132596233

>>132596759
street H or off the dnm?

>>132596832
You already told me that you junkie

>>132596821
Fuck i dunno then, if you use facebook, maybe put out a post appeal? there's a blokes advice page with 500k members try them

>>132596627

be sure to mention the prevoc everytime, goodluck anon

>>132595971
I agree it seems to be setup to look down on nerds or for semi nerdy people like redditors to have someone to look up to.

Either way it's gay.

IT crowd and Silicon Valley are way better.

I work in childcare lads, AMA

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>>132597162
>>IT crowd and Silicon Valley are way better.

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>>132596933
I'd rather ask here over some blokes advice jewbook pages, but I'll see if there's anyone in similar predicament

>>132596987
Will do anon, I might see about one of those group training companies or something.
Gotta find some form of work before I'm 20 and unemployable

>>132597198
pls be in adelaide

>>132597265

I'm a guy

>>132597265
Why in Adelaide?

>>132597351
Never mind then.

>>132597236
Yeah that's a good show.

I like Veep too. Shows up how Jewish the left is amongst other things.

>>132593027
>scared rock

>>132597198
Ayy so do I

>>132593138
Just had a good long walk and talk with my best mate. Had a beer. Was pretty comfy.

>>132597351
How many times a day do you have to clean up shit, puke, and piss?

>>132597351
Enjoy working >30 hour weeks during holidays and 5 hour weeks during school terms on shit pay.
My mum does it.

>>132597198
How the fuck do you deal with everyone looking at you like you're a pedo?

>>132597432

Meh not that often

>>132597457

I'm training to be a teacher, meh better than being on the dole

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Latho x Pauline

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xy_on8Dpgo

>>132597606
To teach what

>>132597483

Meh you get over it, I've got a good reputation at work and my colleagues know I'm not a pedo, so I don't worry too much

>>132597351
Please be in NSW

>>132597606
>>132597718
probably primary school teacher?

Anyone in bris got drugs/acid?

>>132597718

Primary school

>>132597198
do you despise your workmates? or are they pretty chill?
>>132597408
Yeah nice, jealous of the beer.

>>132597784
Have you tried online? Its pretty easy.

>>132597784

t. AFP

>>132597833

They're pretty easy to get along with, fair amount of drama but I avoid that

Kinda helps I'm an autist

>>132597784
Check with declan in Banyo

>>132597850
silly comment.

>>132596903
I want your opinion. Do you think the word is funny?

>>132597998
Well it depends what drug you are on

>>132597849
No, I don't know shit about it, heard you gotta be extra careful
>>132597911
Who tf is that

>>132597784
I have H but im in melb and im not sharing it. There was no reason for me to write this reply
Also:
>>132596233

>>132597784
Don't do drugs.

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>>132597897
ah yeah the drama, that shits in every job, got any good examples?
i enjoy random stories

>>132598053
No drugs fuck sake. Just from an objective standpoint. Do you find the 3 letter word "BOT" amusing?

>>132598185
>gotta be extra careful
Yeah nah cunt you're hearing fibs.
I've bought from there 4 or 5 times. From QLD, NSW and Vic. Used to actually buy from there and sell it for higher. Good thing was every time I tested it, it came back as positive as LSD. Didn't even have a VPN, used my actual name, address and windows 7. I just used vanilla Tor. Only complicated thing is getting PGP to work. But that's only if you're a noob. Otherwise its a breeze

>>132598388
TELL ME THE DRUG B.O.T

Anyone in Brisbane anyway? Need good iron cross guys

Was at an art exhibition opening tonight and this drunk homeless Abo came in and started drinking all the free wines and yelling out profanities as people were speaking and giving speeches.

All the beatniks and inner city idiots must have thought it was so enriching.

yeah boys, whos on the glass barbie tonight ?

Anyone ever been past the western suburbs? I had to drive though today and there were niggers all over the place. And these are those african apex blacks not the passive ones. They are very hostile. This one black african reverses his car from the servo and nearly hit me as i was passing, then he sped past me and i had to wait behind him cause he was turning right into the traffic. They really are a bunch of no good niggers.

>>132598475
Think I could add you so you could help me a bit?

>>132598684
Add me in what way

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>>132598475
>Didn't even have a VPN, used my actual name, address and windows 7.

>>132598753
On skpe or discord

>>132598799
Ikr lol. I had pretty bad depression and I just did not care. I'd never buy overseas without taking these precautions tho

Ended up buying 4-aco-DMT like 10 times from Canada and UK and never got caught. And that was literally using nothing private.

>>132598917
was this prior to silk road going down?

>>132592078
Do you bogan cunts have L&P up there?

>>132599031
?

>>132598867
K
Idk my discord Id and I'm on my phone. Currently at terrigal and like not at home you can add me on steam and I can like all to you on like Sunday if I turn my desktop on

>>132598998
Used nucleus. Never trusted silk road. It was when 1 bitcoin was like worth $30 and I had like 8 coins. Sad thing that websites dead

>>132592777
What's the point of archiving the ABC? We've already paid for the fucker, might as well use it. Unless you're a welfare leaching NEET

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>>132599101
Curious if it's unique to NZ and you cunts are missing out fierce.

>>132599219

i think i've seen it but never tried, will do next time i see it

>>132592676
All non-Abo Aussies already know. Some just suppress it because of their ideology. There is something instinctually revolting about them. They're not quite human and refer to themselves as a mob unironically.

>>132598867
Sugna#6296

>>132599219
nigga please your maori exports have 'new zealand' shops here that specifically sell that shit

new Zealanders have the weirdest sense of small man syndrome nationalism

>>132599311
It's some good shit mate.
I'ma go back to fukin me sheep.

>>132599488
Really? Christ, chinks do that over here sellin their ching chong poki n hentai or whatever.
Glad those Maoris are fucking up your country and not this one, fuckers are brain dead stupid.

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>Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull will be awarded a prize for maintaining Australia's non-discriminatory immigration program.

>The Disraeli Prize, awarded by the British centre-right think tank Policy Exchange, honours Britain's first prime minister from a minority background Benjamin Disraeli.

>Mr Turnbull will receive the award from British Home Secretary Amber Rudd on Monday in Westminster.

>"Prime Minister Turnbull has maintained a strong non-discriminatory immigration program helping to make Australia a land of opportunity for peoples from all around the world," the think tank said.

>"He has also emphasised the importance of immigrants in Australia integrating successfully into the country's mainstream - by acknowledging and respecting the predominant values of Australian life and society."

>The think tank has also made sure to mention Mr Turnbull's "tension" with conservatives in the Liberal party over issues such as renewable energy.

>The prime minister is in Europe for the G20 summit.


http://www.news.com.au/national/breaking-news/pm-wins-uk-prize-for-immigration-stance/news-story/983afea310abcdde545c504ae4d85cc9

>>132592078

Eric Abetz suggested that Yasmin Abdel-Magied should move to an Arab dictatorship, so now she is moving to the UK.

Who knew she'd actually do it?

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>>132600906
>non-discriminatory immigration program

>>132592112
>Giant shopping trolly with homo written on the side

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*blocks your path*

>>132598475
mate Thank you so much for typing that.. I truly love you
B.O.T forever!!!!!!! :D

Do you lads think it's worth while to start a company for cheeky ABN tax purposes?

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>>132603912
Will you be my B.U.T buddy?

>>132604352
Na, wtf you trying to show me your track marks mate?
Subtle invite to sell our asses on the street for H? rkn we could make more doing threesomes or something? come clean buddy. No puns intended.

thought about having a small town trip in victoria, visit places near bendigo like wycheproof just to see the remnants of the white man as i just came from glen waverly and there were none

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>tfw caved in and enrolled at TAFE

So, how does VET-Fee work? I got enrolled and received an email about my enrolment, but where do I sign up to get a VET-Fee? Is it an automatic process, does tafe automatically do it?

I've read the handbook, but I need clarification.

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>>132604630
No I was heil'ing Hitler you goose.
But we can have a threesome if you want. Who is the third?

Having abboss as your problem is kinda not a problem.


Not strong like the other monkeys
Even lower intelligent so no guns either.

>>132605221
Thankfully they're easily controlled and contained mainly to the Northern Territory.

>>132605458
I dont know much about it, but how much can you be pro White in Australia?

as in Whites are the indigenous people of Australia since we were here first on the MAJORITY of the continent.

>>132604318
You don't understand corporate or tax law do you?

>>132605688
You can be but you'll get the usual leftie shitstains crying about how you're literally Hitler.

>>132605802


your telling me i can't claim sweet puffs on my tax return cunt?

>>132606033

>still paying tax

Bitcoin exists, why?

>>132592078
Im making this my wallpaper now

>>132606239


yeah its called a job m8, none of that dat dere centrelink here m8.

got my hair cut today by a gay iranian. what do?

>>132606649

let him fuck your boyfriend

>>132606649
did you suck him off before or after?

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>>132592078

>>132606799
>>132606799
im not really in the market for getting my cock sucked by a tuskon raider.

>>132604743
The email should had a link to let you enroll partly online from if you aren't paying the over costed TAFE course fee 100% straight away online via CC you have to waste time at your campus filling out paperwork that universities allow you to do online to get the VET-FEE and be officially enrolled.

>>132606602

>yeah its called a job m8

Instead of parroting like a retard, re-read my post.

>>132604639
Go to footscray. The white mans paradise!

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>>132604784
Who ever pays. This is a business mate.

>>132607021

They guy said he enrolled me into it himself, then I got an email about a confirmation of enrolment.

But what about the VET-Fee?

>>132606649
Did he keep looking you in the eye awkwardly via the mirror attempting to have a "moment" with you?

>>132607315
sort of he just acted like a normal gay person.

>>132607037

Calm down waleed.

the foreign students in brisbane dont even speak english its kind of sad.

>>132602643
That's for illegals faggeroni

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>>132607543

Oh, I'm calm Wong.

>>132607196
Uhhhh but BOT babe... I thought we were in love ?

>>132608230

Ok Yassmin, take your rite of passage.

how do we block off foreigners getting student visas to Australia?

>>132608230
Does this affect how you are taxed? what are the downsides of duel citizenship?
Im thinking of doing it

>>132608866
the only good jobs are taken by them. its fucking ridiculous.

>>132608608
Its all about the S.E.X

>>132608975


go to India, start up call centre.

>>132608971
im dual italian and australia citizenship, there are literally no downsides.

>>132609066
Give me the sex pls qt

lol oh man yes these australian threads are the best lol everyone post your favorite aus meme

which is your favorite australian thing
>crikey (thats funny when an ausralian says)
>cunt (also funny too)
>a banter

its hard to pick but please try your best hahae

>>132609249
im GONNA DO IT!!!!
does it allow you to work in italy and other EU countries??

>>132608971

Word of warning; Do not fuck with the ATO.

If you don't want to pay tax, use bitcoins, it is neither a service nor a good. Most companies offer a bitcoin debit card that is accepted everywhere, see coinjar.

The ATO is world renowned when it comes to tax, just do not fuck them; as they'll fuck you twice as hard.

If you want to take advantage of certain UK/EU loopholes, then go ahead; they have no jurisdiction within AU/NZ

>>132609513

ironic shitposting is still shitposting

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>>132609274
il inject heroin into your neck

>>132609580
Na man i dont fuck around with that shit i was just curious because iv'e heard that with duel citizenship you have to pay double tax and that would suck.

>>132609599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BshxCIjNEjY

>>132609748

>iv'e heard that with duel citizenship you have to pay double tax

What? I think someone was pulling your arm. You pay the same as everybody else.

>>132609929
He's only pulling his own arm. He's a heroin addict

>>132596331
if they were true saffas they wouldn't be giving handouts to abos

>>132607276
I suggest you go down tomorrow to make sure it is set up but just in case bring your tax file number, license/passport and any bachelors, Tafe certs or high school grad certs with you as well. What are you studying?

>>132609748
fucking junkie

>>132607276
You have to set up the first bit of the VET-FEE at the TAFE campus you'll then get a email that will go through another part of the process online.

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hi im having a child to a woman who i dont love what do i do

>>132610396
kill her and the child then yourself.

Also its mice.

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>>132610396
Tell her now you spastic. Instead if becoming an alcoholic and ruining a kids life. Become an alcoholic and don't ruin a child's life

>>132610396
Raise the child, have more of them.

>>132610396
start loving her

>>132610396
join the rsl and spend every waking hour there til you die

>>132610396
1000 rats of course

>>132610522
i did and she wont accept it

>>132610537
i want to for my sons sake having a brother was my whole childhood playing nintendo

>>132610574
i have tried over a year and it didnt work out as a relationship

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>>132610140
OMG hai freind!!!! WHY arent you in bed yet man?? no work tomorrow?

>>132610823
8ball wont cook itself

>>132610396
Abortion?

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>>132610080

Diploma in community services. After that, I want to enrol in Psychcology(sci). The course itself comes with (so they say; 180 hours of vocational placement) which would allow me get some experience. My area has a shortage of mental health workers, and I've lost 3 friends in the past 5 years to suicide, so it's something I feel I need to do.

>>132610244

Ah ok, that's all good then, thanks!

test

>>132610764
>won't accept it
Then give her a slap

>>132611441
are you getting a bad gateway message too?

>>132593940
The worst bit is I feel trapped either way, I do the interview, get the job (if lucky) and then have something happen to the job since job security is horrible for web positions and I have now missed out on doing nursing. Or do the nursing course miss out on the job and feel like a worthless failure cause I'm underemployed at 28 and no one will give me part time work.

miss old shapes flavors lads

>>132611249

Wew lad, be prepared to not get a job.

>>132611852
yes

>>132612208
I only like chicken crimpy
my mate told me a few years ago that they took the msg out of them because everyone was bitching about it then they started bitching about them not tasting the same
msg is apparently no worse than any other type of salt

>>132612343

I'm guessing reading comprehension isn't your thing.

>>132612208
What? They brang them back like 3 months ago

>>132612726

Here's the deal, what you're going to do is highly saturated, the main employers being NGO's which are usually very underfunded.

Good luck competing with hundreds of other applicants because you're such a faggot that you can't even get over your dipshit friends killing themselves.

Protip, social workers don't do anything to benefit anyone and have the power to do nothing.

Good luck.

>>132612864
not the old cheese and bacon ones... the best ones

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>>132613004

wew all this pent up edge, i'm guessing you fell for the mechanical engineering meme?

>>132592839
She's really got you LARPing NEET fucks worked into a shoot huh

>>132613330
>worked into a shoot
I hate when that happens

>>132613456
She's been working marks into a shoot for months now

>>132614396
poor lass

Legal recreational weed when? Reckon we could meme it into an issue in the next election?

>>132615641
it will inevitably happen in the next ten years. Obviously labour will be the party that does it.

>>132592839
Glad this cunt is someone else's problem now. Maybe the Brits will be a bit more hospitable to her. Sorry for leaving you with her, but you pom cunts deserve it.

anyone got those chinese fucked up videos?

>>132615861
>ten years

Fuck me we're so culturally behind. If we can get them talking about it this election surely it'll be a major talking point in the following election right?

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>>132616106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqVYUzHc5L8
this kinda thing? m8 I don't even really care about this kinda thing, just want the gooks and chinks out. Don't care how crafty and 'law-abiding' (more like tax-dodging cunts and money launderers) they are.
Rice war when?

>>132618085

Those chinks did the right thing. If you understood how Chinese law works, then you'd know those chinks are smart as shit.

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>>132618315
don't want to have to know how chinese law works, just want the cunts gone from our shores.

>>132618315
>If you understood how Chinese law works
if you commit a crime, do not pass go, do not collect $200, go directly to starvation?

>>132618779

If someone is injured and you help them, then that whole responsibility is put onto you. If the person dies in your care, then you're responsible for the death. If someone falls over and breaks a leg and you try to help them, they can sue you for damages.

You'll often see chink in their homeland trying to fake being injured so that someone might come save them. I'm not sure what the repercussions would be if a foreigner tried to aid someone in need. That's why chinks seem someone detached/desensitised.

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>>132619433
>If someone is injured and you help them, then that whole responsibility is put onto you. If the person dies in your care, then you're responsible for the death. If someone falls over and breaks a leg and you try to help them, they can sue you for damages.

>>132618085
yeah was trying to red pill this cunt i know on them.

>>132619433
hallmark of the culture. Your apologies are invalid

>>132606033
Got to actually make money to get deductions. And it costs a couple thousand per annum to register with ASIC and other compliance. Deductions have to be related to earning of income.

Any other Waleed Aly fans here?