Plastic rice, how fucked are we ?

If I eat it, will I die?

>>132584539
It will be extremely painful

>>132584615

For poo

>>132584258
Chinks BTFO!

stop being a fearmongering nigger, britbong. Plastic will melt if it comes in contact with heat. Shit would be deformed

iI don't get it, it's plastic rice who gives a fuck, you can get a plastic banana and shove it up your cunt, now is said rice being used in nefarious ways or what?

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>>132584734
More like Africa BTFO, Chinks sell that shit to niggers lmao.

>>132585137
The popular claim is chinks are selling it as real rice and people are eating it

>>132584258
Only niggers eat this. I'm full keto eating cheese from local farms and seasonal veggies.

If anyone give actual sources to back up their claims it would be useful

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>>132584655
Hahaha underrated

>>132585455
Really wouldn't suprise me, but fuck me chinese food is good, how fucked are you if you ingest a large amount of rice, stay away from rice i suppose if your that concerned about your shitty life.

>>132585455
what do people eat rice raw

America has huge rice farms and actually exported rice to Japan for many years. A lot of premium white short grain rice comes from the US. The Japanese name for the US is even "Riceland" because of this.

The more you know....

So us yanks have nothing to worry about. Net exporter of rice here.

They'll probably send it to africa or something.

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>>132585614
no its not
leave

>>132585634
If you eat a bunch of plastic you'd probably die
>>132585642
That was always my question too
Unless they made some plastic that absorbed water and behaved like rice but at that point why not simply sell rice, it isn't some expensive commodity to begin with

>>132585680
>be a starving African
>revive food aid from china
>its just bags of plastic rice

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>>132584258
plastic knife, how fucked are you, bong?

>>132584539
no, if anything its probably more healthy than real rice, as you wont be absorbing any calories from it.

>>132585680
>>132585642
>>132585579
>>132585455
>>132585137
see
>>132584981
you guys are fucking idiots

>>132585798
Well that really sucks, but if someone traces this rice back to where it came from, original sauce or not, i'm guessing that shop or whatever will be fined or assfucked or something.
Seems like a lot of work to kill someone, but chinks i suppose huh

>>132585579
>no replies
kek

>>132585895
Enlighten me pleased based anon.

>>132584258
rice comes in many different forms. just buy the ones that don't look like plastic and you'll be okay.

>>132585798
It would depend on the plastic. Most likely you'd just shit it out. You can't digest plastic and rice shaped plastic isn't big enough to clog your intestines

>>132584539
You will probably get sick, but it won't kill you. Chinese fucks are so cheap they feed this to their poor people. They also have fake eggs.

>>132585680
You are an idiot

Foreign rice is banned in Japan except for industrial use.

America is called "rice country" because it's an ateji
亜米利加
A ME RI KA
these are old ateji chosen for sound not meaning when foreign names first came to Japan
Each country got an abbreviation then, America is 米国 BEI KOKU which just means America even the character is rice
仏 is France, means Buddha or dead body (in slang)
Germany is 独, which means "alone"

>>132586074
Even so I can't imagine the plastic passing through your body without releasing some sort of chemical that shouldn't be there.
I just want real fucking rice

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>>132584655
nice

>>132586841
You don't fool me English teacher

>buying food that's made in China

>>132586074
It isn't like the plastic you are familiar with. It's potatoes and a toxic resin.

http://www.snopes.com/plastic-rice-from-china/

>>132584981
>what is thermoset plastic

>>132586926
That's probably because you're a fucking idiot who has a less than elementary knowledge of biology and chemistry.

You'd probably know if you were eating plastic rice anyways because it wouldn't taste like fucking rice.

>>132586841

I want a Japanese gf

>>132587143
That doesn't even make sense. Rice is cheaper than potatoes

>>132587243
Yeah you could be a cunt
I'll admit I know nothing of plastic and assumed there were different types of plastics
So I assumed some plastics could be fucked up by your stomach acid
You were probably the cool kid at your middle school though which is why you're an internet badass

>>132587279
It depends on the rice, but I think it's just the typical Chinese government plot to kill off their useless civilians and any foreigners who get a hold of any too.

>>132585642

Cheap shitty rice can come out pretty terribly and end up feeling hard. You could probably mix fake rice into it and have people not tell the difference.

>>132584258
The xenoestrogenes in the plastic will make you gay, and at the end make you want to be a girl.

>>132585225
I hope it's biodegradable. We wouldn't want Africa to be completely polluted with tonnes of plastic rice once the Congoid population is fully sterilised and White man can return there.

>>132584258
Just remembered something when I saw this

Can we eat inanimate objects? Not dead, I mean shit that was never alive. Would they provide any nutritional value?

>>132587515
why would you want to go to africa unless sand dunes and 40+ degree weather are your cup of tea

>>132587534
Well we eat minerals every day

>>132587243
You would be able to taste that it's plastic. Not all plastic is non-toxic. There are a lot of different kinds of plastic. None of which would be good to eat unless it's specifically made to pass through your body, like for a camera to determine intestinal health.

>>132587035
濠 is Australia, means "moat"
澳 is Austria, means "open sea"
露 is Russia, means to be exposed or naked
西 is Spain, means west
英 is England, means "hero"
加 is Canada, means "something that is added as an afterthought"

>>132586841
>Industrial use
are chinks so into rice they need to use it for building material too?

>>132587534
you will die without water and salt

>>132587640
but they dont provide any calories, carbs, protein or fat

thats what i mean by nutritional value

>>132587740
see
>>132587748

>>132587534
of course, we eat sugars and fats every day and those can be synthesized from non-organic compounds

>>132585895
>>132584981
I guess nobody ever told you there are different types of plastic with different melting points

>>132587035
>>132586841
Yet he is right,japan used to do like China and use kanji phonetically as well,if they could they would even try using related meaning when possible,due to muh nationalism it was continued until the end of ww2 then they started using retarded katakana for new words thus they have to learn a new word they can't guess by the kanjis and at the same time it's useless since its pronounced different to the English they try to emulate.
Kind of how they could try to make the onyomi resemble nowadays chinese as was it's original intention so it serves a real purpose unlike now that it's just another random set of sounds.
(That's my main beef with japanese)

>>132587693
maybe bad wording, i meant that it can be used to make things like puffed rice in chocolate or used in food factories but it cannot be sold directly to the consumer as the Japanese government has restrictions in place to protect Japanese rice farmers.

>>132584981
>>132585895
Because there is no plastic that can withstand 100 degree Celsius heat. We simply don't have the technology.

>>132587748
Well anything that has caloric value would be organic matter so at some point it came from something living. I can't think of any examples of that not being the case off the top of my head

>>132587534
Not rocks or plastic if that's what you mean. If it's smooth, solid metal it will most likely pass right through with the exception of maybe a few atoms being dissolved off and digested.

it easy as fuck to tell them apart though

>>132587665
>England means "hero"

You're god damn right. Eternal anglo will save the world once we sort our selves out.

>>132587534
Yes, it just passes straight through you.

Worst case scenario your body absorbs toxins from it and the inedible shit clogs up your intestines and kills you/starts an infection.

But mostly likely you just shit it out.

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>>132584655
Lel

>>132586941
Ok God getting felt up by Pepe

HUGE BONER RIGHT NOW

>>132587767
basically the answer to this is no, unless they have been created in a factory for this reason.
And the reason for this is simple: if there were natural compounds lying around that provided food energy and nutrition, those compounds would have already been consumed by bacteria or some other life form because nature is very thorough.

>>132586841
>>132587665
does new zealand have a cool name as well or should I not get my hopes up?

>>132584655
>not using an Indian proxy

>>132585816
It melts when you boil it

>>132587779
sugars were once alive (sugar cane) and fats are organic IIRC
never heard of being able to synthesize them from these compounds, not doubting you but please be more specific

>>132587932
thats what my original question was, if we could someday be self sufficient on some arbitrary common natural resource (rocks for examples sake after some treatment)

>>132587957
anything that was never alive.
wouldnt metal shred your digestive tract?

>>132584539

I've probably eaten a lot of it and I'm not dead yet. Don't sweat it.

>>132588045
see second part of
>>132588246

>>132588099
that makes sense but lets say for arguments sake that was only edible by mammals

>>132586074
The acid in yiur stomach might disolve it but the smell and taste.

>>132587883

Yo thats fuckin based. Hope your economy stays strong for millenia

>>132588246
depends on the size and finish
micronized, you body would absorb
jagged, tear up
large but smooth, pass 99.9999% right out your bowels for most metal

How the fuck are people buying these bits of plastic? What would the price difference be between pounds of actual rice and pounds of plastic garbage?

How did a market for this shit pop up? Who could be making this?

Reminder that if you live in a 1st world country you will probably never encounter plastic rice as long as you're not buying cheap off-brand rice, they mostly sell this shit to dumb niggers in congo

>>132587217
k but that defeats the economical point of it all since it then costs more than just regular rice so kys

>>132588400
>How the fuck are people buying these bits of plastic?
niggers
>>132588400
>How did a market for this shit pop up?
niggers
>>132588400
>Who could be making this?
chinks

>google plastic rice
>literally first link
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-40484135
>Why people believe the myth of 'plastic rice'

Go away OP.

>>132587932
>Well anything that has caloric value would be organic matter so at some point it came from something living.
Not true. The calorie is a unit of energy. The number of calories in a given mass of some substance is measured by burning that substance or foodstuff and measuring the amount of released energy. That means we can even measure the calories of substances that are non-digestible by man.

2) Chemical substances digestible by man occur naturally. There are even clouds of ethanol (alcohol) in outer space

>>132588246
If it's not smooth it would shred it. That's why I said smooth.

>>132588118
New Zealand in kanji is 新西蘭, Shin-sei-ran, and the abbreviation is 新 which means "new" but there is also a phonetic "nyuu" which is 乳, and as this means "tits" New Zealand is sometimes written as 乳国 which means "the country of tits"

>>132588118
i apologize for using a meme flag everyone, i dont know how i could be so reddit tier

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>>132584258
>not carefully inspecting each grain of rice before boiling it

>>132587883
You alright Japan. Don't come to North Korea on 8/21/17

>>132588531
>>132588388
huh okay
thanks m8s

>>132587665
>加 is Canada, means "something that is added as an afterthought"
accurate

>>132586841
Bei Koku (米国) or "rice country" is just a bastardized pronunciation of "Mei Guo" (美国) which means "beautiful country".

Stop stealing shit, you fucking English teacher and non-Jap.

>>132588581
fuck

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>>132586841
>>132587665
>Germany means "alone"
>Canada, means "something that is added as an afterthought"

>>132587599

Because it's the most fertile and resource rich continent on earth.

It's just that atm it's like a 10/10 hot chick that has herpes, once you go there, you will be stuck with africans forever

>>132588246
see
>>132588527
and keep in mind that alcohol does provide calories for man.

As for synthesizing sugars, there is no need to do it on an industrial level but if I were to pull out an inefficient synthesis route out of my ass I'd start with calcium carbide, add water end up with acetylene (an organic compound) and calcium hydroxide. Then I would saturate the acetylene with hydrogen and hydrogen chloride (using nickel as catalyst, I think) and a fraction of the resulting mixture would consist of C2H5Cl which I would elongate using the Wurtz reaction (add some Na to the mixture so individual compunds of C2H5Cl can join together). Then I'd have to turn the product into an aldehyde and I'm not sure how to do that, someone finish this for me

>>132588800
>mfw an afterthought is making noises at me
( ´Д`)y━･~~ U^ェ^U

>>132588246
>my original question was, if we could someday be self sufficient on some arbitrary common natural resource (rocks for examples sake after some treatment)
yes, but it would be terribly inefficient. Calcium carbide, the substance mentioned in my earlier post is essentially "rock after some treatment"

>>132587665

Fuck you I thought we were "ロ シ ア" that's what my qt3.14 nip friend told me

>>132587599
Lol, you must be retarded. I suggest you read up on your geography. Africa has a fantastic wealth of natural landscapes, climates, flora and fauna. Much of South Africa has a climate similar to temperate Europe. The high plateaus of Ethiopia, Kenya, Rwanda, Uganda, Tanzania are milder than most of the USA is in the summer. Nairobi or Addis Ababa have less extreme temperatures than even Western Europe.

>>132589533
Yes that is true but ロシアin kanji is 露西亜 which is pronounced exactly the same, and is abbreviated to 露 in situations where the writer wants to label a country with a single character, for example after an Olympic athlete's name

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>>132585834
DELEELGT THIJS

>>132584258
How could it be profitable to sell fake rice

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>>132588800
I don't know Chinese but it's similar in Korean and we just got it from China so that's probably right.

Adding to it, 美 is a combination of 羊 (sheep) and 人 (people). So America is the land of the sheep people. You're all sheeple.

>>132587279
>Be plastic recycling plant
>Tired of burning plastic, get an idea
>Turn it into rice and sell it for more profit

>>132588862
fucking kekd
New Zealand eternally BTFO

>>132584258
The one on the left is plastic right??

>fake and gay..kys

>>132590127
>sheeple

Makes sense. I'm not Chinese so I don't really know it's a combination of those 2 symbols.

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>>132590887
Plastic rice being mixed in real rice is a problem in China. In fact, there's a bunch of foods that are being faked and sold marketed as real food, like eggs for example.

>>132584258
you're supposed to chew your food. yes, even rice.

>>132584258
>yfw you literally got done eating rice and this is the first thread you see

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>>132586841
>alone
They know ;_;

>>132584258

rice made of palstic paperbags
seems tasty

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Daily reminder the Chinese are so fucking disgusting that they created gutter oil.

>Gutter oil (Chinese: 地沟油; pinyin: dìgōu yóu, or 餿水油; sōushuǐ yóu) is a term used in mainland China, Hong Kong, Macao, and Taiwan to describe illicit cooking oil which has been recycled from waste oil collected from sources such as restaurant fryers, grease traps, slaughterhouse waste and sewage from sewer drains.

>>132589252
This has meme potential

>>132587665
>hero
wtf? I love Japan now

>>132585887
>Australian education

>>132592572
They seem just fine consuming gutter oil, I bet it doesn't even get them sick or any ill side effects, short or long term.

>>132585816
Still best thing they have eaten all week

>>132584258
if you get tricked into eating plastic rice, you deserve the colon cancer

>>132586841
please enlighten us with more names

>>132589815
The process of the average Japanese person's mind must be quite interesting, after being trained to remember all this shit, literally thousands of them.

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>>132592672
go feed me some more dog why dont ya

oh wait ur not thailand

>>132584258
Jesus isn't rice cheap as fuck to cultivate in huge quantities ? Did they REALLY need to be this fucking petty ? Some people are literal jews.

>>132584258
Paleo all day, assert yourself. All of us deserve better.

>>132588527
>cosmic alcohol
future consumers are lucky

>>132584258
>Plastic rice, how fucked are we ?
You are fake news:
http://observers.france24.com/en/20170613-investigation-%E2%80%9Cplastic-rice%E2%80%9D-part-1-videos-tricking-african-social-media
http://observers.france24.com/en/20170614-investigation-%E2%80%9Cplastic-rice%E2%80%9D-part-2-origins-african-internet-hoax

>>132584258
if you cant tell the difference between the 2, then you are fucked, regardless

>>132587143
The moral of that article: Don't buy food from fucking gooks.

>>132592914
Well Israelis are literal Jews

>>132589815
what are some kanji memes about the names of the following:

Fiji
Bhutan
Mongolia
Samoa
Sudan
Sweden
Zimbabwe
Rhodesia
French Polynesia
Antarctica

>>132590358
>plastic recycling factory
>burning plastic
Who knew fascists were dumb?

>>132584258

you know what triggers me more than anything, its rubbish i hope a captain planet comes to earth and fucks everyone up for littering and dumping

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>>132586841


For anyone who wanted the ss.

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>>132593875
>you know what triggers me more than anything, its rubbish i hope a captain planet comes to earth and fucks everyone up for littering and dumping
*blocks your path*

>>132594185
This is why he was chosen as war machine. Great acting.

>>132588343
How long have you guys had acces to this site in 中国?

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>>132588343
>Paying for plastic rice
>Paying plastic
>Paying
No no.

>>132584655
>for poo
>multiple replies of people praising this post
I can't tell if you're a kid or an adult with the maturity level of a 10yo

I'm out. Fuck this.

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>>132584258
buy Romanian-Italian rice
Seriously stop buyng rice from Asia and other meme places. Thing is,the rice bean is like a sponge,it soaks up everything including heavy metals and pesticides,you're getting a concentrated dose of whatever the gooks used as water(and traditionally human waste as manure)
Rice here is planted on paddies that weren't used for about 20 years,shit's fresh and clean organic yo

>>132592724
He neglected to mention that the main source of gutter oil isn't from olives or natural sources but transformer oil mixed with brown and yellow grease

>>132594885

>romanian rice
>full of trash and gypsy shit

no thanks

>>132587534
Someone post the screen cap of that /k/ guy who ate a DU round

>>132587665
Think you guys mixed the auses up.

>>132587665
Do Belgium next.

>>132584258
Those are house fly eggs on the left

>>132584655
>>132594606
summer is peaking

>>132595138
Here rice fields border the Danube,rich in micronutrients,no fertilizer needed . Go shill your paki rice elsewhere

>>132595308
It's winter in Australia you retard

>>132594606

You need to lighten up and not take things such as a fucking comment within a thread so seriously. You need to learn how to laugh at the things that don't matter and enjoy a few things.

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>>132588098
summer couldnt end sooner, you 14 year olds are so cringy

>>132584981
'murican inetllectual
Your education system is not even a meme anymore
kys nigger

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>dumbfuck westerners cant tell the difference between these two

right is real rice and left is literally meme rice

>>132584258
>this shit is also reported here but our National Food Authority did damage control

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>>132595892
i stay cookin'

>>132584539
Not immediately but that plastic is toxic like all plastic that comes from China and over time it will damage your digestive system

>>132584981
>plastic is probably a blanket term for fake rice,probably made with a mix of starches plastic and other fillers and then extruded into pellets. remember,chinks use fake oil(gutter oil) and put melamin plastic into baby milk formula.

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>>132587665
>Canada, means "something that is added as an afterthought"

only 3rd world niggers eat rice

>>132590127
Isnt that just another way for them to say white people? Much like ghost person?

>>132595377
>Thing is,the rice bean is like a sponge,it soaks up everything including heavy metals and pesticides,you're getting a concentrated dose of whatever the gooks used as water
>Danube one of the most polluted rivers of the world

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>>132586841
Youre a stupid idiot you fucking anime making, jaundiced ass, fish shit eating piece of trash.

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>>132597325
never change, 'murica

>>132592626

>>132595278
Belgium is white, 白
>>132593522
Most of those are too insignificant to have nicknames, but Saudi Arabia is 沙, means sand
Philippines is 非, means "nope"
Sweden is 瑞 means young fresh&pure
Turkey is 土 which means "dirt"

>>132587693
What do you think shoji doors are made out of?

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>>132597816
>>132597816
fuck, japanru, never change
i just got to pull the lever
and we got a bad bitch tellin you the weather
*my gudness, gravy happened*
high chance of ice
frost bit wrist, I ain't gottta tell you ice

>>132595646
Summer never ends,newfag
T.old fag

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>>132584258
The only way you'd eat this plastic rice is if you are a stupid nigger that doesn't know rice has to be cooked first. That is why niggers have big bloated stomachs. because they ear raw rice.

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>>132599164
the sad fact is that niggers are even dumber than you can even imagine :(

>>132587665
What about Bulgaria, shojo san?

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>>132597816
>Sweden is 瑞 means young fresh&pure

Not anymore it isn't

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>>132600000
Check
Check
Check
Check
Check-em-out
sweden is culturally enriched
the most culturally enrichests
Ssweden, have mohhamed's jamal noigger babies
HHHHNNNNNNNNGH

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>>132587534
>Can we eat inanimate objects?
Judging by your flag, I'm thinking you eat inanimate objects on the reg

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>>132600953
fuck, Great Britain, you're on a roll, don't let up

>>132587665
more like 'an hero'

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>>132584655
kek

>>132597816

Italy

>>132599395
Bulgaria is 勃, meaning an erection of the penis

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>>132597816
>Belgium is white

>>132584258

Plastic rice isn't real. It's a rumor spawned by a bunch of Africans because they assume a ball of cooked cannot and should not bounce, when it does. It would be more expensive to create rice from plastic and potatoes than grow real rice, it's that simple. Considering /pol/ and all of Africa don't know how economics work, I'm not surprised this meme exists.

>>132594606
New Zealand > Australia

>>132601414
Italy is 伊, which doesn't really have any meaning

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>>132601571
bulgarian ak's make my dick super hard, so i guess this is close enough, dickohardosan

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dont vory vere iz nothving tvo vory avout

>>132594606
Sea u tomorow

>>132585790
>Sweden
>Defending poos

checks out

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>>132587665
>Canada, means "something that is added as an afterthought"

>Wait, and what do we do with the northern territory?
>Oh, right. Leave it, it can become it's own country. I'm not even going to decide what language should be spoken there.

>>132589577
>Much of South Africa has a climate similar to temperate Europe.
Bullshit. Why are they still niggers then?

How the fuck is this real? Wouldn't the texture be like eaten your shirt buttons?

>>132602022
Lol.
>fake rumours

>>132592846
It's filled with an automatic filing system for the various social minutia they have to deal with constantly and the doublethink require to translate actuality into social harmony and then back again so as to never directly give mention to their corrupt underbelly that is slowly killing what remains of their culture, way of life, and reproductive impetus

>>132601571
>>132599395
I understand this one may appear suspicious but a google image search will show that it is true, also character appears in bold text at the Wikipedia article of Bulgaria https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%83%96%E3%83%AB%E3%82%AC%E3%83%AA%E3%82%A2#.E5.9B.BD.E5.90.8D

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>>132605286
it's mostly just scenes from old manga

>>132603877
Niggers didn't migrate to SA until the 1800's. The white settlers predate them. The native South Africans, the Khoisan Bushmen, were basically all wiped out when the Bantu immigrants decided to genocide them.

Blacks a literally less native to South Africa than whites.

>>132605500
What about saudi arabia, my japanese friend?

>>132584258
> not gorwing your own rice

plebs

>>132586841
>alone
We have austria and nederlands? Right? :(

>when your country goes from authoritarian communism to almost unregulated capitalism overnight

>>132605989
posted above but it's 沙 which means "sand"

>>132605836
If this is true then we need to consider reinvading and initiate purge.

>>132584258
Unless they made it so that the plastic rice actually gets soft and changes texture to cooked rice,
how would you not notice that your rice is basically still the same as it was before you cooked it?

>>132588246
Dude we would starve in like a month if humans just ate rocks. You can't grow rocks... they take millions of years to form. So like billions of people just eating rocks would not last long.

Same with pretty much any other "natural resource".

>>132606265
RARE FLAG

>>132587534
Humans can eat certain types of clay. I don't think they provide any nutrition though.

>>132606113
The Dutch (蘭人, or Orchid-People) have long had a special relationship with Japan due to their open rejection of Christianity.

>>132594606
i'm sorry for what i've created

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>costs more to make fake rice than real rice
>do it anyways

>>132584258
All i see in that pic is tape worm segments.

>>132584655
I'm only responding to piss off that Australian.

TOP LOL 10/10

>>132584258

Much healthier... high fiber, low-carb and no arsenic.

>>132606487
how fucking new

>>132607573
RARE FLAG

>>132606265
what about Romania and Albania?

>>132587279
milk,soybean oil and eggs aren't exactly caviar either, but chinks have faked that before as well. Thre's something in their nature that derives pleasure from deceveing people

>>132607512
>I'm only responding to piss off that Australian.

Ok, that kind of hurts.

>>132608504
Romania is 羅, meaning gauze.
nobody ever bothered to pick a character for Albania

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>>132584258
That's cooked and uncooked rice.

kys

Why are the mods not banning the OP for fake threads?

Like, permanently rangebanning him, he is clearly a bot

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>>132584655

>german flag

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>Mfw Swede's have laws that makes importing shit like this illegal
>Mfw Sweden lets anything a tint darker than pink through, but hasn't had an incident with anything hazardous in food for 40+ years
>Mfw this is an actual danger in England and USA

>>132584258
Rice is cheap enough I am surprised the economics don't indicate rice plastic rather than plastic rice.

>>132595138

Scotti is NOT Romanian. This guy is a fucking idiot

>>132584258

It's produced for the sole reason of making food displays and it is more expensive than real rice. The story when plastic rice was sold as food happened when some dumb niggers stole it. You fucking dumb fucks.

>>132608972
japanese is such an interesting language, I'm trying to learn it by myself but remembering all those kanjis is hard as fuck

>>132608972

Serbia?

>>132592724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrv78nG9R04

Watch this and tell me they are going to be ok eating gutter oil.

>>132586841
You guys are smart. Foreign rice banned preserves your capacity to feed yourselves without other subsidies. Africa should do this. The US should do this with skilled labor.

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>>132607573

>>132587883
that's awesome that they protect their farmers y'all cool as fuck

>>132584258
Paleo diet my nigger. Throw cauliflower in a blender and blip it a few times to make cauli-rice, no complex carbs. And in this case no plastic.

>>132609219
Plastic rice is made in Japan but only used for restaurant window displays, you can have an exact replica of the food your restaurant serves made by a skilled artisan. it's a little expensive though

>>132609272
he did say Romanian-Italian tho, the one in the pic is Italian

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>>132586841
>Germany is 独, which means "alone"
Too deep, too cold, too salty...

>>132586841
Did you become an english teacher for the sweet lolis?

>>132587534
I doubt we would find anything of great nutritional value that is inorganic. Remember the food chain everything alive/organic ultimately relies on the sun or geoheat.

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>>132601571
Do me do me pls(please)

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>>132584258
>1 post by this ID
wew, lads

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>>132586841
Can you read this?

>>132587665
Do Switzerland too, anon

>>132609605
>>cauli-rice
>cauli-gruel
ftfy

>>132584258
that's why you always eat fried rice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogz9n9kE_Fw

>>132609371
nobody ever cared enough about Serbia to pick a character for it but if it makes you feel better there is a kanji name for it which is 塞爾維, the meaning of the characters would be something like "plug-up thou, fiber"

>>132610528
Stop making shit up.

>>132610295
I can't read it, but I know Jews when I see them, no matter how crudely they're drawn.

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>>132587665
>露 is Russia, means to be exposed or naked

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>>132597816
>Turkey means dirt
fucking accurate, senpai.

>>132588527
Is that how the Irish arrived on Earth?
By hitching a ride out of the ethanol cloud on a comet/meteor?

also chinks aren't human

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-noj-r5ReRw

>>132610295
Suzuki Fumina, your favorite porn actress?

>>132594885
fresh and clean organic > yo
Who the fuck are you? Rocky?

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>>132586841
>Germany means "alone"
Krauts are always alone in the end.

made me feel.

>>132610731
>国名[編集]
>セルビア語では「Peпyбликa Cpбијa / Republika Srbija」(レプブリカ・スルビヤ)、通称「Cpбијa / Srbija」(スルビヤ)。日本語では「セルビア共和国」、通称「セルビア」。漢字による当て字は塞爾維亜、または塞爾維。英語においては「Republic of Serbia」、通称「Serbia」(サービア)である

The first character means to plug up something, the second is an old way of saying "you" and the third means fibers

>>132594885
>posting on a gypsy rice-peddaling forum.

>>132611054
Not necessarily favorite, but she's good.

You could read it though! I thought it was too poorly written, I wrote it from memory. Nothing automatic online recognized it, so I thought I just wrote it too poorly.

>>132611416
Can you give me Croatia, Anon?

>>132587665
What are Scotland, Wales and Ireland?

>>132586246
>They also have fake eggs

And don't forget gutter oil. Jesus China is fucked.

>>132586841
>仏 is France, means Buddha or dead body (in slang)
I'm confused
Does it reflect a good impression or a bad one?

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>>132610209
>500 word essay to say ''use sage, faggot''

>>132606376
You really didn't knew about it before? Wew lad

>>132611636
You messed up the first character of Suzuki a little, it should be 鈴
It's "bell" so that first radical is "metal".
If you want a hint about getting Japanese IME to recognize handwritten input, keep in mind that stroke order/number of strokes is probably the most important thing, you can have an unreadable mess in the input window but the computer is looking at which lines you drew in what order

>>132608972
How about Israel,and jew?

>>132611054
she pretty, imma fap whe i get home

>>132584258
I read this is a thing in Africa. Plastic rice is produced in China to rip off the nogs over there.
I personally haven come across it yet. I suppose our food products get sampled before they are shipped to the supermarkets and if any plastic rice did pop up, it would disappear from circulation immediately.

TL;DR: Fuck the Chinks for defrauding even the poorest people!

>>132611416
Stop posting Chinese

>>132611957
Buddha seems nice to me

Could also reflect the French nation ascending from the EU or dying with it

>better than after thought

>>132611873
Ireland is 愛, or "love".
Scotland and wales aren't real countries so they don't have names.
>>132611860
Croatia is close enough to not being a real country that it doesn't have a name either
>>132610351
for some reason Switzerland is the same character as Sweden (already posted above). I'm very sorry.

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>>132584655

>>132585225
>plastics increase estrogen in Africans
>slows down their birth rates

Let's pretend we saw nothing.

>>132602988
I'll tell you we got literally no poos here in Sweden

>>132584258
Snopes says it's a myth. Go to sleep.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_rice

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>>132584258
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>132587665
Is the nip version of Brazil something along the lines of Monkeyland?

>>132612360
No single character but Israel is 以色列 "by means of color ranked"
and Jews are yudayajin from judea which is 猶太 meaning "also, thick"

>>132584258
Why didn't we let MacArthur nuke the chinks?

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>>132587665
>Australia means moat

Even our fucking nickname means "fuck off, we're full"

wtf I love Japan now

>>132584258
Which one is plastic? Are both of them?

>>132584258

>we

don't worry Ahmed, you aren't in Africa anymore

>>132614222
kek

>>132584258
Isn't this being sold to Africans?

>>132613878
Brazil is 伯 meaning "Count" (as in Dracula) or "uncle"
Argentina however is 亜 meaning"sub-" "unter-" or "it isn't really____"
you can fill in an appropriate suffix as you like

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>>132587665
>Canada, means "something that is added as an afterthought"

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>>132613328
>>132587665
god damn it Japan.

>>132587665
I dunno about your mandarin ripoff language but 加 really just means "add".

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>>132588581
>New Zealand in kanji is 新西蘭, Shin-sei-ran, and the abbreviation is 新 which means "new" but there is also a phonetic "nyuu" which is 乳, and as this means "tits" New Zealand is sometimes written as 乳国 which means "the country of tits"
New Zealand... the country of tits.

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>>132613328
I hope you outlive our children

>>132614932
We probably will, sorry about your children though

>>132613891
What is Poland in Jappanese?

>>132614488
what about Chile?

>>132584258
not that fucked tbqh, i get my rice from the highlands of borneo in sarawak, air flown directly to my home. Google bario rice my abdul.

>>132586841
法国 Law country, France fa guo, fa sounds like france beginning
英国 flower country, England ying guo, ying sounds like England beginning
德国 virtue country, Germany de guo, de sounds like Deutschland beginning
美国 Beautiful country, USA mei guo, America is beautiful Fuck you.

Why are English teachers such degenerate trash.

>>132615264
Poland is 波, or "waves".
Possibly referring to the endless waves of invaders sweeping back and forth across your nation since the beginning of recorded history

>>132609419
that's fucked

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>>132587665
>英 is England, means "hero"
disgusting desu
>>132613328
>Ireland is 愛, or "love".
good

>>132615598
Go away you Chinese appendage

>>132615449
Chile is 智, meaning "wisdom"


I am honestly as confused as everyone else

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>>132587665
>加 is Canada, means "something that is added as an afterthought"

my sides

>>132595892
I thought right was leal lice and left was litelally meme lice

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>not eating beans like the proxy-using spic you are
Beans are good for your vision!

>>132587665
CANUCKS BTFO

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>>132615796
You are literally bad at Kanji. Don't try to pretend to be Japanese.
You get to live in a beautiful country, immerse yourself in a new culture and learn a new language. But what do you do? You use a dictionary to shitpost on /pol/ and pretend to be Japanese.

If you know this Kanji, you should know where I studied. But you don't. You're an idiot.

>>132611890
I didn't hear about gutter oil until now. China is officially on a list of countries I will never visit.

>>132616239
>恨み
>Urami
>bitter hatred
oh, did you go to a school in Korea?

>>132615986
What's Finland my nihonjin ally?

>>132610351
>>132613328
hehe switzerland we are always eternal neutral bros amiright :^)

>>132585887
I really hope you're playing stupid, since you'd die from cancer in the long run.

>>132616712
Finland is 芬, meaning "fragrant"
no further details were specified

>>132617096
everybody dies of cancer now days, you're a fucking loser if you don't

>>132592572
gutter oil is literally refined raw sewage

>>132611957
It might be mocking your tendency to surrender and pacifist cuckery. It's probably in a good way though since Japan probably wouldn't make a comparison to the Buddha an insult.

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>>132584258
>eating rice
Potatoes, breads and pastas are the starches of the white man.