5.8 MAGNITUDE EARTHQUAKE NEAR YELLOWSTONE

Fish are leaving the lake!

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sheeeit

>>132583377

At least I won't die a virgin.

Suck it, /pol/

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it's time

>>132583556
Its payday in a few hours can we postpone?

>>132583377
is that an impreza rs?

>>132583590

This.

The ayylmaos won't let it erupt.

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Biggest one in a couple years... no? Last time was a 4.8?

>>132583377
How many people died? Is Australia state near Yellowstone?

>>132583716
Eyelamos new Jesus now

>>132583377
Definitely a red flag. As someone who has been a huge Yellowstone skeptic, this is certainly more intriguing than anything we've seen lately.

>>132583377
> 5.8

It is fucking nothing.

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>>132583377
C-Checked, Anon....

>>132583377
FOLLOWED BY A 4.0 IN SAME AREA ITS FUCKING HAPPENING WEEEWWW REEEE

>>132583651
99 wrx, had it at 205kw atw but its gone now :(

>>132583859
Too bad the area isn't even close to yellowstone.

>>132583729
yep

>>132583955
A 5.8 in Montana is close enough to destabilize sub surface layers.

>5.8 magnitude

it's fucking nothing, there are at least two of the same magnitude everyday somwhere else in the world.

>>132583377
Yes, pls blow up. I had 2 assignments due at midnight I haven't completed yet. Put me out of my misery.

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>yfw they don't realise alot of small earth quakes releases pressure and the places to worry about are those super volcanoes with zero quakes in decades

>>132584031
>near yellowstone
this hasnt happend in many years, add to the fact yellowstone received ~900 earthquakes in last 2 weeks and BOOM

>>132584030
lmao I live in montana, didnt feel shit

>>132584056
>5.8M
>small

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I need to get some sleep before work tomorrow here in Pennsylvania.

Am I going to wake up dead?

>>132583377
>implying (((they))) would allow it to happen thus destroying the social structure they've spent centuries constructing
>implying (((they))) would allow civilization a hard reset to prosper without (((their))) influence

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>>132583377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BubiZAIWHgU

>>132583377
G-GUYS, T-TURN ON FOX ITS PROJECTED TO BLOW IN THE NEXT 20 minutes wtf

>>132583729
The largest was in 1975. It was 5.9.

>>132584111

You need at least 8.5 mate

>>132583964
Only a 5.8 though, nothing major

Call me when it's a 7.0 or higher anon

>>132584115
Nigga how in the hell do you wake up dead

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You guys know what to do

>>132584337
kek
>>132584298
well, if its a 7.0 i probably wont be able to call

it was pretty spoopy, nearly shit my pants
never really felt an earthquake before

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>>132584337
I'm so glad you got the reference.

You're a good leaf.

Now seriously, am I going to die?

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>>132584439
If you're lucky.

>>132583377

Helena, MT here, the quake was like 30 miles away from me, woke me up. People felt it all the way in Spokane, WA 400 miles away.

>>132583377
The Great Cleansing is near. Thank God and repent.

>>132584079
>this hasnt happend in many years

>Although it has been over four decades since the last destructive earthquake in Montana, small earthquakes are common in the region, occurring at an average rate of 7-10 earthquakes per day.
https://www.mbmg.mtech.edu/quakes/quake-seismicity.asp

>>132584495
felt it here, near Missoula.

>>132584439
I assume not, hit those sheets my friend. No "2012" bullshit gonna happen

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everybody will die

>>132583533
Remember that today is 5777 days after 9/11 in the Jewish messianic year 5777, 77 days before september 23.

>>132584105

where at? we definitely felt it in Helena, friends of mine in Missoula were all woken up and people are saying they felt it all the way out to Spokane.

Oh god.. there it goes again another aftershock as I'm typing this

>>132584604
>>132584622
Now you know why Trump is in the EU right now. To survive.

>>132583915

My tuned Ralliart would smash u cunt

>>132584495
>>132584589
also near missoula senpai. you guys praying too?

>>132584553
see
>>132584276

>>132584604
wow, getting hit hard

>>132584622
Witnessed

>>132584690
pics (under hood too) or it didnt happen

Just had a 3rd small quake

>>132585075

The great burger will ascend to mythological heights in the history of man.

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i could feel it in montana hold me /pol/

>>132584672
felt it hard in butte

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thread theme for 3 aftershocks now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgIsUiT2dug

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>>132585333

>>132585437
Somehow I fucking KNEW disco would herald the end of the world....

>>132585075

Land comes from the ocean. No reason that it can't sink back. I think humanity gets fucked up by nature every couple of thousand years. Lots of fake ruins and history. People wouldn't be such servile cucks if they knew tomorrow could bring total disaster for mankind.

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>>132584589
>>132584701

>>132583377
SUBARUIMPOSSIBRU

Who watching Dutchsinse?
He's on in person right now.

never felt in an earthquake in my life until now (i'm in idaho). my foot happened to be shaking at that exact moment so i attributed the slight movement of the couch to that.

does this mean we're getting a yellowstone happening

FISH HAVE LEFT THE LAKE
IT'S OVER

>>132583377
TAKE THAT SUBARU AND SAVE YOURSELF

>>132584105

that's what she said

>>132585672
kek

>>132585437
>Drunk anon waiting for trump speech now dancing.
thank you.

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>>132583377
>Lincoln
>Near yellow stone

>>132583377
turbo swap?

>>132586322
its a 99 wrx, came with a turbo. Had all the bolt ons got it to 205kw atw

>>132584622
ebic

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>>132584115
>am I going to wake up dead
Gee, Scoob...

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We are dead now, pray for fast kill

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>>132586623
>kw
Use HP and Torque like a normal person

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Fug. It dried up. No habbening today.
btw, where is Trump?

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>>132583377

This is way out of control. This is not normal. I'm born and rasied around earthquakes. This never, ever happens. I do think Yellowstone is going to blow. It's only 30 miles away. Five quakes in an hours time.

>>132583955
30 miles away dumb ass.

what's a 5.8 earthquake doing in Montana?!

>>132587388
Your mom.

>>132587291

that's more than 30 miles dumbass

lebo detected.

>obeseburgland
>burgers will be fried

is this even happening?

>>132587234
Eh, fag. When it reaches 7.0 then you should be worried.

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>>132583859
>mfw california gets 4.0's as often as OP has his period
>happening
t. full autism

>>132583377
You faggots have palm trees?

>>132587803
what else are we supposed to wrap our holdens around?

>>132587803
1 in the front garden, 4 in the back

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>>132584604
I'm liking this map already.

omfg goodbye everyone

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>oh no I won't have to go to my shitty 6:00am-11pm job.
>Oh no, I dont have to pay for my student loan
>oh no I wont be able to marry my girlfriend who sucked off 50 guys before me, and is only good as a human fleshlight. And still is the most conservative white girl I know

Blow baby blow.

I'll have some comfort knowing that all the faggots, kikes, and cucks in Germany and Israel will choke out and starve while I'm in my ash grave peacefully sleeping.

>>132584115
>wake up dead
https://youtu.be/4kSvN1dQjxc

>>132583377

Sodom and Gomorrah 2.0 incoming...

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>>132583377
IT WAS RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>132583377
slide bread sage
lets get back to burning cnn to the ground. there will be plenty of time to Yellowstone larp when cnn is dust in the wind. pic related

>>132585663
Underrated

>>132583377
Never ever but if it ever does let it kill Commiefornia

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>>132583729

>>132587029
In Poland.

>>132587234
There has been a noted increase in the amount of earthquakes in the vicinity. The possibility of disaster is real, of course the MSM will downplay this, but we are nearing a time of great calamity. Volcanic eruptions on a Yellowstone scale may well be part of the coming Great Chastisement.

>>132583377
>mfw in seattle
>wish it was mount rainier instead, obliterating seattle, portland, and possibly some of cali
>mfw would be happier dead than the god lands of america being destroyed.

>>132589160
Then he is safe. He might got warned that nothing will ever happen.

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>>132587870
Dude I want a Holden, the one with the truck bed

>>132583377
I felt it from here. My whole house was shaking!

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>>132588877

The areas that would get fucked over the most are the least uncucked areas of North America

What a fucking injustice.

>>132583377
nice car faggot

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now it's 10.
it is still going on.

>>132583377
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>>132584622
>22

THESE FUCKING KIKES CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Montanafags must be literally shaking right now.

Im ready

>>132590869
kek

>>132583377
the effects of yellowstone going off are wildly overblown...

it will still fuck shit up.. but the human race will still be here for years to come...

>>132588444
I'll be thinking about you then, also nice repeating numbers bro.

>>132583377

If digets Long Valley or Yellowstone will erupt this century

>>132587291

200km is nothing. In fact large EQ's in the 4-6 range would be expected up to 400km caused by extreme tensions from the caldera itself. Anything within the states of Montana, Idaho, Northern Colorado, and Northern Utah would be likely related to the caldera tension. The caldera is that big.

>>132593706
I'm waiting... I hope it will erupt

SHAKY SHAKY
BURNY BURNY

>>132583377
Oh boy! Can't wait for the reddit memes of cups and cheap patio furniture laying on their side with captions going "WE WILL REBUILD STAY STRONG XD XD XD XD!!!"

>>132594888

..and the Shitter normies.

#PrayForMontana

>post state flag faceberg filters

>>132594457
Are you saying Bernie can still win?

>>132583377
I really fucking hope it goes off, life fucking sucks

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>>132583471
goddamit i must be tired

>yfw conservacucks and rural retards about to get roasted by Jesus

I'm looking forward to the numbers. Seven figures or you aren't even trying frog roaster.

I hope CA falls Into the ocean first

>>132603369
same

>>132583377
>5.8
lol people are scared of that, that's cute.

Here in commiecuckfornia we dont even care about ones that small.

>>132604595
I have an aunt that lives there though ;-;

>>132604720
well I don´t think they are afraid of the earthquake,they are afraid of the Volcano my G

t.obvious

I hope it erupts to be honest.

7/7/17

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Please don't erupt yet I need the skies clear of ash and shit u til the begining of september so my gf can fly here

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>>132584887
>Aussie not calling knowing what a bonnet is
Millennial fag

>>132603369
Not yet, I need to buy my plate carrier first dammit, I can't panic buy anymore

Well its HABBBBBBBBBEEDINNNNNNGGGGG


Surfin in the USAAA

SEE YOU IN HELL
PRAISE HIM

>>132586222
I passed out from whiskey around midnight and didn't even wake up. It's nothing

>>132587413
Pretty much this

>>132587803
No

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Daily reminder than there are lights in Yellowstone than are quakes precursors
http://www.disclose.tv/news/weird_lights_at_yellowstone_supervolcano_eruption_precursor_earthquake_swarm_swells_to_1100/139543

Daily reminder than the quake swarm continues and the number of quakes is over 1000 now
http://www.youtubeoff.com/watch?v=FbEmnXxPfZw

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Disrupt the sublayer, please god let this happen.

>5.8
>happening
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>132612725
No somos tan patético como vos

>>132583377
Montana here, I slept through it. Meh.

>>132604189
This is literally the best part of this side of the planet. I think we would be happy to go instead of stick around on the planet for the aftermath or have to live in your shitfilth cities.

>>132603369
It sucks because of you and people like you.

It's so tiresome sharing space with you that you almost make me agree, except that I'm not a miserable faggot who deserves to die, and you are.

>>132584887
You're both piston faggots.

>>132617254
>muh rotary

Pls. Just let it happen already.

>>132583377
If yellowstone erupts we all die or only the amerifats? Please i'm scared

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Is there any scientific basis for a 5.8 Earthquake causing an eruption in Yellowstone?

Because pol is very retarded so I doubt there is

>>132583377
could it be possible that it was felt in michigan?

i thought i felt the earth shake this morning, definitely a feeling you don't confuse with something else

>>132617802
Is there any scientific basis for my duck fucking ur mums arse

>>132617479
Just wait until I finish rebuilding it! ;-)
413rwhp T-04z, FMIC, 44mm wg, and water/meth injection.

>>132610177
lets do this shit, a fine layer of ash on everything would be a nice excuse to call off work

>>132618008
Yeah, we felt a small one in FL a few years ago (I guess it was centered in the gulf of mexico)... definitely a weird feeling unlike anything we had ever experienced before.

>>132583471
Scientists are scrambling to find yellowstones elusive park zebra before it's too late

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>>132585897
This thing could blow any geological second now.

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Nothing will come of this.

>>132584622

Tomorrow is the G20.
Germans are preparing with "WELCOME TO HELL" signs to protest the summit. Something unusual is going to happen in Germany. check this.

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Natural Disaster: 5.8 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Montana, Raising Supervolcano Concerns
>Yellowstone National Park, which covers parts of Wyoming, Idaho and Montana, lies on top of a supervolcano that could effectively wipe out the United States if it were to explode. The last time it did, 640,000 years ago, it expelled 240 cubic miles (think about that) of rocky debris into the sky.
>Early Thursday morning, residents of southern Montana feared the worst when a 5.8 magnitude earthquake shook the region.
>The earthquake, which was the eighth largest ever recorded in Montana and largest in 34 years, comes just weeks after a flurry of smaller earthquakes hit the region. The swarm of activity began June 12, and by the end of the month nearly 900 earthquakes had been recorded near the Yellowstone supervolcano, along the western edge of the park.
http://www.newsweek.com/montana-earthquake-yellowstone-supervolcano-632736

>>132622363
No profits today https://archive.is/8tIFG

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usually https://www.nps.gov/features/yell/webcam/oldFaithfulStreaming.html has a livestream of Old Faithful at Yellowstone. However it seems to be down now

>June 27, 2017: Nearby lightning-strikes have taken down the live-stream camera. We are currently working to determine what all got affected, and how to get the camera back online. Please be patient as we work through this problem. In the meantime, here's one of the nearby strikes that the webcam did capture.

Coincidence? Is lightning striking at the heart of Yellowstone caldera during a swarm of earthquakes a sign from Kek?

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>>132617802
Earthquakes indicates magma is moving. This doesn't mean jack shit though, especially in super volcanoes. When you hear news about the ground rising 10s of feet in the park and there is nonstop earthquakes, then you should worry.

Take pic related, its the seismograph of Mt St Helens. Absolutely silent, a couple of normal earthquakes, silent, then nonstop rumbling.

A volcano the size of yellowstone would rumble nonstop for weeks/months.

>>132621078
Jason Dill?

>>132583377
5.8?!!! You fool! My shits register higher than 5.8!!!!

>>132583377
Im FROM Montana. A picture fell off my wall. Its fucking nothing. We get these things like every 3 or 4 years.

>>132622845
>how long did Mt St Helens have "nonstop rumbling?"

>>132583590
That gif looks so obviously fake with the telltale CGI movements, I don't know how anyone believes it's real.
At least the alien interview video looked realistic since they used an actual puppet if it was also faked.

>>132584604

>quake live

so this is what all the hype was about

>>132622363

oh cool, so it wont cross the mountains in idaho and reach eastern Washington

guess ill just go back to living my natural disaster free life

>>132583377
I live in Wyoming it's not happening calm down neegers

Have a good time but remember!!!

>>132583377
3377
Yeah we're fucked

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Lets go Yellowstone you can do it

>>132625308
https://volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/st_helens/st_helens_geo_hist_99.html

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>>132628282

>>page 404

Are they dead already?

>>132583377
>5.8
>call it an earthquake


faggots

>>132628923
Get off your phone, cunt.

>>132627447
there is danger

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>Yellowstone might blow
>increased Semitic activity nearby

Gee, I wonder who's behind this?

>>132587388
Your mom.

>>132584030
It's like sodeepop. Shake it and it's like adding Mentos. Magma is basically CO2 dissolved in liquid Rock

>>132629715
I remember the Puyehue eruption back in 2011, it filled half of patagonia with ash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_cXUVZJxP8

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>>132626358
0/10 way to obvious schlomo