Why was I born in Japan... I wish I were american

We can trade. Your food is amazing your cartoons are great and your women are top notch. Tentacles are weird but you win some you lose some

>>132578119
FEELS GOOD NIP NIGGER

>>132578292
GO TO AFRICA

We'll take you Yoshi
Hands off our women though. You can go for the Latinas though.

>>132578119
Are you half?

>>132578119
you could always try to marry an asian/half asian american

>>132578119
I would like to visit Japan. What areas do you recommend travelling to and staying in?

go to hawaii, fuck a happa, get her pregnant, get married, become american.

>>132580073
happas belong exclusively to the white man.

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>>132579769
>marrying an americanized woman

>>132578119
You dont even know how good you have it. Japan is literally the blessed land of our times.
If you would rather live in a nigger infested, dying country you are retarded.

>>132578119
Why?

There is a plenty of cool things you can do as japanese. Train karate, kendo or some shit, drink tea cermonialy. Pray every day in shinto temple.
Don't follow meme of working all the time, live your life traditonally and you will be happy.

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>>132578119
Get fucked gook. You'll never know what it is to be free.

>>132578119

We would gladly trade you for 10 Mexicans.

Why? You have no niggers or nosebergs and you can always move to okinawa if you hate the work till you die culture.

>>132580862
this^

>>132580073
Hawaii fag here. The Japanese Americans keep the place running and keep it from looking all ghetto filipino. Best Asian race ever....Japanese = Huwhyte Asians