Does anybody else find it a little emasculating to go to the

>>132573208
Hitler only had one ball.

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>>132573208
fuck off south african coffee industry shill
>REEEEEEEEEEE

>>132573208
I do this every morning. Small is the best!

>>132573880

I hear Chewley's gum is pretty good.

>>132573880
This desu.

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>>132573208
>, if I order a SMALL coffee then people might start to wonder, what else about this guy is small?
Never seen something more sad and reeks of low self esteem like this

>>132573208
This is an amazing slide thread. That said,
>wasting your money to buy coffee from someone
It's like two or three bucks for a small goddamn coffee. A coffee machine and some fucking ground up shit is like, 50 or less depending on how frugal you are. If you drink coffee every day, you are just shitting out money for no reason.
>>132574007
>007
I'm onto you, James Bond.

>>132573208
I've never seen a South African shill tbqh

kys

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>>132573208
If I order small it's a espresso or doppio.

Normally I make coffee myself in the mornings with a moka pot, which makes about 4 serves of espresso but I just have the lot with a splash of milk.

>>132573208

I buy small coffees because they contain the same amount of espresso as the larger ones, they're just more concentrated

I feel ya man. Great post thanks for the insight of your psychology. God bless you

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>>132573208
In America, small is the only sane amount of coffee for a nice cup in the morning. Ordering anything larger than small should really be considered self-harm.

nah man buy the small. the only reason there are 3 sizes is so you'll go for the middle size anyhow.

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>>132573208
you wanna know what the real red pill is?

that no stranger will think about you or what your doing (unless your cute). Seriously, you understand this the older you get, as a child we think we always have eyes on us because of our parents, but with age comes realizing that people care A LOT about their own actions at most time than your actions.

No one will give a shit if you get a small coffee form starbucks, and if they do than they wont DARE say shit of your bigger than them. As long as your not some faggot in rainbow socks floating around people will barely notice you in the crowd, so you getting anxiety over your coffee size ids just you being a chode

Large coffees usually just mean more milk.

You're just paying extra for a weaker coffee.

>>132573208
Why would you even consider a small coffee? Why they even sell those?

>>132575569
Well in America "small" is actually massive so there's that.

>>132573208
when i see a man with a small coffee i immediatly think he has a small dick

>>132575134
Post part 2

>>132576011
How many "small" cups is two coffee-pots?

Thats why I always order a small in a latge cup. I always make sure to mention to women I pass how big the coffee I have is. 'Can you believe the size of this coffee?'

Also make sure to tick off 'Black' on the side of the cup even though you have 5 creams and 5 sugars

just drink straight out of the coffee pot faggot

>>132577157
Another patrician.

Get your small coffee in a large cup, and you will look hardcore. Lifehack

>>132573208
Make your own you fuck. A huge pack of beans will last you a lot and will be cheaper in the long run. Personally I like French press but you can choose a large number of different brewing methods.

>>132573208
You're 100% correct. That's why I always buy GMO bananas

>>132573208
Why the fuck would you wait in line for 10 minutes and pay $3.00 for a cup of coffee that costs about 10 cents a cup and takes absolutely no skill to make?

More importantly, gibe >>132575134
part 2 before this thread gets deleted please.

>>132573696
fpbp

pathetic

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>>132573208
You're thinking about irrelevant shit too much. Change your focus.

>>132573208
Do not order small unless you are a small poor man. Baristas have a network where they report all people who order small drinks and post them on message boards and laugh at them a lot.

>>132576164
>When I see a man with coffee, I think of his dick

>>132573208
I drink like 2 large coffees a day.

I dont suggest it, I'm totally dependent, but I do it.

>>132573208
this is how utterly insane modern society is. its the reason it needs to collapse lol