Are bidets red pilled?

>>132570697
Traitor

>>132570995
Eat shit water blasting my bum is the coolest

>>132571056
Let us praise the old one

>>132571346
Ziiyyarrrrriii tigretttttt durrororororm kekkusnultius proofstus

>>132571410
Jeriririririrnachtunnnn treraghhhh durororororm

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>>132570697
>are bidets redpiled

Christ the level of discourse here is a shadow of its former self

>>132571469
Dahimmmmm geddus kekkus

>>132571509
Pooooopooooompeeeeepeeeeee peeee
Peeeeee

>>132571485
Begone foul faggot

>>132571485
Kek curses you to eternal sterility

>>132570697
That's a nip robo toilet, not a bidet.

>>132571901
I was unaware of Pakistani toilet engineering.

Do tell

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>spraying estrogen water directly into your asshole
its like you want to be a fag

>>132570697
faggot

>>132571485
We've had this exact thread, and "that'll be cuck:cuck plus tip" threads for a long time.

>>132570697
i recently went to japan and got my wife to blow me while the bidet was spraying my asshole (it wasn't a blumpkin)

>>132570697
poorfag here. I just spit on the toilet paper before final wipes.

>>132570697
Nah. Baby wipes are where its at.

>>132572279
>water
>falling for the liquid jew instead of just using good american grain alchohal

>>132573339
The shower is right there, just hop in for a quick butt wash.

>>132573086
I do the exact same

>>132573339
This anons got it.

The most valuable practical thing my wife gave me in our relationship is Wet Ones. Those fuckers can clean up the wettest of shit easy clean and discreet.

>>132573086
Vile.

Some one give this man a peepeepoopoo pepe

>>132570697

I wanna try.

>>132570697
yes, now you are ahead of barbarians rubbing paper onto their asses.

>>132573589
glad to know i'm not the only one
>>132573808
its better than nothing i suppose

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>>132572279

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>>132570697
That seat is child sized. Do you even have a dick?

>>132573489
meh, i just shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain

>>132573757
I wouldn't use hand wipes on your privates. Baby wipes, go for it, but hand sanitizing wipes are going to leave a rash.

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>>132570697
do they sell water filters for them?

>>132570697
That's not a bidet. It's a toilet with a bidet attachment!

How is it?

>>132572279
Bidet fags balance it out by injecting semen into their asses immediately afterward.

>>132570697
>shooting the estrogenated jew straight up your asshole

>municipal water supplies are full of extrogen from women flushing unused birth control pills
>spray it directly into your ass with a bidet

That explains a lot about the state of Europe today.

>>132570697
I have a similar model. Push the asshole spritzer button (second from the front) a second time and it will pulse the spray back and forth so you don't have to shift your asshole around so much.

>>132570697
When I tried one on a fancy Japanese toilet it splashed me in the balls instead

>Simulating a man cumming in your ass
>Redpilled

It's promoting faggotry. No wonder all Japs are beta manlets who don't want to impregnate women.

>>132570697
that's not even a bidet you fool

>>132573339
Yep. I've had shits that were like powdered charcoal mixed into molassas and a few wipes had my hairy asshole fresh and ready to go.

>>132570697

Bidets explain a lot about Europe, I'll say that

>>132573339
Can't use baby wipes where I am because they fuck up the sewerage system.