Chris Cuomo here

>>132568692
post proof of you killing yourself.

Am I still going to jail for reading WikiLeaks? Can you grant me a pardon?

>>132568692
What are the biggest lies they tell and what were false flags

>>132568692
Shoe on head timestamp pic or fuck off faggot.

>>132568860
No one goes to jail for reading Wikileaks. Don Lemon actually believed it.

>larping as a morning talkshow host on an anonymous forum

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>>132568692

time stamped pic or it didn't happen OP

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>>132568692

>>132568692
http://www.menshealth.com/fitness/cuomo-growth-plan

timestamp faggot

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>>132568692
This better be real.

PROOF CHRIS PROOF. you had one job.

>>132568692

twitter verification or fuck off, role player.

OP is a faggot I am actually Chris Cuomo and I hate that nigger Don Lemon

Timestamp with the booze you're drinking or you're as fake as CNN.

>>132568692
Hey Chris, it's really me, Don! I agree whole heartedly with what you're saying. How bout we speak up next time we're live on camera.

>>132568692
tits or gtfo

>>132568692
Is it gif or jif?

>>132569131

Someone doesn't understand jokes!

>>132569037
Trump-Russia, as much I hate to admit it, is the biggest piece yellow journalism this country has ever seen. All our "sources" are people with little to no actual connections with an axe to grind with Trump. They just figured if Fox can get away with talking about Obama being a foreign Muslim, then why should we drop in ratings while playing by the rules?

>>132568692
lol!

>>132569131
Is wolf blitzer his real name or did he change it to enhance his Nazi roleplaying leather fetish?

>>132569481
Don Lemon wouldn't know how to find this website if it bit him in the ass.

>>132569693
His name is Wolf. He is an odd person to be around.

>>132568692
Are they all Jewish? I'm being honest.

>ITT: LARPer and gullible faggots that pretend to be bored

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>>132568692
>before the alcohol wears off.

Not the first time you've said that Chris ...

Still no timestamp. Stop feeding this LARPer (You)s

>>132569878
Does he smell like sour milk? I bet he has a weird smell.

Which female anchor is the sluttiest?

>>132568692
OHHHHH NOOOOO we lost him.

Kill yourself.

>>132569037
MH370 was our first big spin at this, they didn't want to start out political because if they gauged it wrong, we'd be discredited. Some people felt that our center left audience wouldn't fall for Fox-level sensation and disinformation. Oh were they wrong. Voodoo, black holes, aliens, they soaked it all in and our ratings went up.

>>132570123

Fuck, why is Anderson Cooper wearing an Omega Seamaster Pro on air. What does he think he is, some super secret political asset ?

Fuck. Now I need to go buy a Rolex.

>>132568692
Why are you a cuck?

>>132569878
The female anchors are either married or with someone, they're very uptight. If we can include guys in this, Don has no self control.

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>>132570051

>>132570186
Not one of my proudest moments.

>>132570173
No, he always smells of sweat and cheap French perfume.

>>132568692
low energy LARP
saged

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>>132570483
>when pic is unrelated

>>132569992
I can't answer that.

>>132570392

He's a fucking billionaire (Vanderbilt). He can wear a suit made out of human skin if he wants.

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If you're fake it's an 8/10 larp, if you're real then props, I guess?

Legit question though, how are the staff reacting to the backlash from the obvious? Is corporate or the producers afraid of Ted Cruz threatening legal action?

>>132569550
It's pronounced JIFF, like the peanut butter. I remember seeing a video on youtube of the creator saying so. Which is retarded because GIF stands for GRaphic interchange format - with a hard g.

Hurr durr, it's still jiff cause I created it.

>>132570740
If this is Chris, will you become /ourguy/ and go all 1488 next live segment?

>>132570824
>Creator meme
.gif will be pronounced jiff when pepe belongs to furie

>>132570392
Anderson isn't a bad guy, he can be pretentious at times, but pretty much everyone is in the media. We really do live in a bubble.

>>132569452

Chris, this is Don Lemon, and that's Mr. Nigger-faggot to you, buddy.

>>132570788
>no timestamp
>low effort post
>actually believing Chris Cuomo is about to commit social suicide upon a few meme battles
>8/10
anon seriously

>>132570824
Then pronounce it GRIFF you faggot

How do you look at yourself in the mirror?

also sage

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So besides massive damage control, what's the next step? Any new fake narratives you are going to unsuccessfully push? Is CNN even self-aware enough to realize that the masses are starting to wise up?

>>132570740
Why can't you? I think we both know why you can't and it's same you don't think it's newsworthy.

>>132568692
do you still have to suck your big brothers dick for getting you that job at CNN?

>>132568692
When did you realize your organization's role was to inform the public of what opinions were acceptable, instead of reporting news?

Also, how many times has the CIA/Pentagon stuck its dick into your news scripts to shill for war?

>>132571288
shame not same fuckin iphone

>>132570788
Yes, the higher ups are a little worried they may have bit off more than they could chew. They should be ok legally if we dont do anything else and release more information, hence why I deleted the Tweet earlier. If someone actually leaks or releases the information and that kid gets harmed, the whole ship is going down. Cruz has every right to threaten action.

>>132571029
If I was a notable figure and wanted to do a deniable AMA on /pol/ that's exactly how I'd do it
>no identifying information, 100% deniable
>thread won't turn into instant shitstorm because most anons think it's a LARP

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>>132568692
Boy pussy with time stamp

>>132571347
somebody find that meme guy and beat his ass just to discredit CNN

>>132570824
It's not his choice. What if he said "it's pronounced iguana"

>>132568692
This current Left Wing has a very strange habit of killing off talent/eating leaders across time. It isn't a surprise you'd want to take down CNN with you, because there is an inherit lack of respect that comes with this current Left Wing about its members. They are so eager to throw away any kind of merit or talent for personal gang, that they even had a name for it back in OWS.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_stack

It's very hard to work with these kinds of people, and they'll never win because of how hard it is to work with them. No matter how talented or capable you are as a person, or what you've done for the organization, or what you could do for the organization, Left Culture will devour you the second it becomes possible to do so, not even necessarily because its the right thing to do. Plenty of aspiring figures on the Left failed to achieve your kind of success simply because they were taken down out of opportunism.

Look at Fox News, and how they covered for Bill O Reilly all those years. They cultivated talent and protected him from his own excesses, for their own profit. Only then when they finally gave into PC culture did they cast away one of their greatest assets for cheap moral platitudes. Nobody in their sane mind would ever want to work these kinds, at least politically, because of their total disregard for how they treat talent and leadership. Which is also the reason why the Dems can't run candidates worth a shit, because who the fuck would subject themselves to the kind of abuse that the Left puts people through?

Anyway, I'm drunk too with you. But I sympathize with your frustration. There was a person on 4chan who wrote that the Left was disorganized and that it was waiting for a JFK figure to rise up and reorganize them. Top kek. The Left just doesn't know or appreciate how to take care of the best of its kind.

>>132571288
Look, I'm not getting into that. People who report or even mention it always end up being crazy. You know?

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>>132571451
Get DUMPED BITCH!
MAGA!

>>132568692
>fredo of his family
>"I'm smaht, i can do things"

>>132568692
Are you going to quit?

>>132571504
That's pretty fucking Jewish

I like it

>hey /pol/, whatchu doin?

>>132570392
Wanna know how I know you're gay?

>>132571373
>AMA is so deniable there is actually nothing of substance in it
Hm, it reminds me of something else but what?

>>132569131
Is don lemon addicted to Percocet?

>>132568692
Tits or gtfo

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Do you see your organization and yourself as a traitors?

>>132569550
It's pronounced giff, like a nigger asking you to give it something.

>>132571550
You type too well to be Cuomo.

How many penises did you have to touch/fully service in order to get into your current position?

>>132571550
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Like crazy people think Jews run the show or if you say Jews run the show, people call you crazy. Those are pretty different and I'm sure you know that. I'm willing to bet you're enlightened on the JQ but don't want your bosses calling you crazy.

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Hey Chris? Why does your network cut people off when they start talking badly about Hillary Clinton?

>>132568692
I wish we could believe larpers like this.

Like nigger atleast attempt some proof..

By the way, what do you think will happen when the alt right controls the country, will you be shot or hung?

>>132568692
Big if True

>>132571800
Kek

>>132571312
I always hated it, but I've lived in the shadow of Andrew my whole life, so I just went with it. I don't know, it's fucked up. Once you get involved and they just keep telling you to do this and do that or else you're done, you're just stuck in the news cycle. It eats you alive.

Iraq and the whole Arab Spring had orders from elsewhere. Political parties, as I'm sure you know, get to have their say too. The Pied Piper order was real.

>>132568692
So what do you plan to do now that you know most your coworkers hate you?

>>132571373
Bingo

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>>132568692
The Jews are going to get holocausted for real this time.. all you Shannon's goyim will be treated the same.. its time to save yourself and join the right side

>>132571708
>>132571723
Yes

>>132572052
Is the money worth selling your personal integrity over? I used to work in low level politickin and i was so stressed and unhappy all the time. Much happier now that I have honest work and don't spend my day lying for money.

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>>132571877
>Big if True
I swear to god, where the fuck did that meme come form? I want to literally fucking strangle every low life motherfucking faggot nigger that thinks it's even cool or clever to fucking say that. It means nothing! It is a waste of my picoseconds!!!! it's fucking stupid, pointless and a facade for humour that is not there because the fucking douchebag saying it has the metal capacity of a fucking walnut!!!!! GRAB YOURSELF AND THROW IT OVER A FUCKING BRIDGE DURING RUSH HOUR YOU POINTLESSS, PATHETIC PIECE OF GARBAGE AND SCUM. YOU ARE LOWER THAN SJW'S, COMMIES AND SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>132572263
it's time to out the traitors the first to leave have the best chance of saving themselves

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>>132568692
How many times had Donald Trump sued groups connected with your brother?

Also, does the organized crime side of your family even use guns any more? Or do they do everything strictly by computer and lawyer?

>>132568692
Is Alisyn as big a bitch as she seems, or bigger?

>>132571836
Like I said, I'm sure you know how many people end up being crazy who talk about this.

>>132572444
checked

What else would you do if you got let go from CNN? NBC?

>>132572263
Gotta say man. The thing I would never be able to do was say what you said about parents and men in bathrooms with little girls. Got kids of my own, and you do too.
That wasn't something you had to say on air, you tweeted it. Do they force you to tweet this stuff too?

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>>132569765
>bit him in the ass
Is Don a bugchaser?
Has he ever hit on you?

>>132572144
Sure. How about you tell us just one thing we don't know so that we can at least having fun imagining Chris Cuomo is actually doing that. Just one.
Until then I'll keep saging

>>132572566
Podcaster.

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>>132571800
>asking

'axing' is the correct vernacular anon

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>>132572444
Digits of truth

>>132568692
Fuck off antichrist

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>>132572263
Decent LARP, 6/10
Don't you have enough money by now? There's a chance at redemption if you had courage. Living and dying a lie IS hell.

>>132572532
Glad we're all on the same page

>>132568692
>Ask me anything 4chan, before the alcohol wears off.

How much work do you do with your hair to prevent it from going pubic?

>>132572052
>Iraq and the whole Arab Spring had orders from elsewhere. Political parties, as I'm sure you know, get to have their say too. The Pied Piper order was real.
Who was behind the arab spring? Do you know if facebook and twitter were actively involved in engineering it?

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>>132571707
benis?

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>>132570647
>sweat
You know damn well that smell is animal musk.

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>>132568692
You know the rules faggot, TIMESTAMP OR GTFO

>>132572144
you can confirm the same way trump did by putting the word "amazing" in your next tweet or fuck off and die

When did you first browse 4chan and what did you think?

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>>132572263
What do you think your punishment should be ?

>>132571855
You already know the answer, isn't it obvious? As a network with an increasingly liberal audience, are you going to keep them tuned in by talking poorly about their candidate? Liberals who supported Sanders didnt watch the news, and our higher ups were all cashing in on her.

>>132572878
>liberals who support sanders don't watch the news
Checks out guys

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>>132571644
>44
oh no wat have u done

>>132568692
What percentage of shit you say on air do you actually believe?

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>>132568692

On your next segment, show you are sincere about the sudden resentment of your employers and do something innocuous towards this whole CNN fiasco, but make it meme worthy.

(i.e. make a stupid comment along the lines of "the island might capsize".)

>>132572878
You should give a subliminal message tomorrow on the news by proving it's really you on here, say "Kek" tomorrow and act like you had a fraudulent slip

If you want to leave your family and just cum live with me bb i'd be down as long as you want to continue working out. I dont need no skinny small faggots. Hmu u know me if its you.

>>132568692

The rats are leaving a sinking ship I see

>>132573395
t. Don lemon

>>132573395
Quit trying to steal his thunder Anderson

>>132571546
JFK was a fraud manipulator and he Kennedy camped created the 1965 Immigration Act. At best, Kennedy was a slave to the Vatican. At the end of the day though, he was the original Obama, a product of excellent marketing and manipulation of women along with consant praise from the media. All he ever had to do was smile in public from time to time, despite the Cold War and all that. He is lionized just the same way Mandela is lionized, as though he changed the entire world forever and ever when both of them were morally and ethically bankrupt and backed by sanctimonious media and education figures singing their praises. Then one day, history is rewritten forever and nobody sees it.

How much drugs do you intake to tolerate working at CNN?

>>132568692
>take them with me

What do you have in mind?

>>132573341
And when you do it, acknowledge your Freudian slip by saying "Oops, I just had a fraudulent slip, my apologies."

>>132572482
Yes, she is the most pretentious one of them all.

>>132572566
That's what I'm trying to figure out, I'm probably going to regret this tomorrow morning. Hope I'm not burning too many of my bridges. I have a lot of dirt, and they know I do. I'm not being let go because they know I'll take them down with me.

>>132572573
About 40-50% of my own Twitter is mine. I was told to say stuff that went along with the narratives for our viewership, and that was one instance.

>>132572606
Yes, no.

What's your salary?

>>132571347
wont it be magnificent when someone spycams the information and releases it?

>>132572878
I want to believe you, but you can tell Chris believes the bullshit he says. Decent larp but after analysis, you are not him.

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>>132569291
This.

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>>132572801
Stephen Coughlin says the Arab Spring was the Muslim Brotherhood, CAIR and OIC (Muslim UN) he's not a crackpot, he's a top level Islamic strategist. I believe hi. He predicted the arab Spring months early by calling out various maneuvers and changes in behavior from radical mosques and pubications.
It is likely that American intelligence was involved, and Twitter is controlled wholesale by elite corporations and industrial complex.

>>132573599
Damn autocorrect

>>132573672
>I'm not being let go because they know I'll take them down with me.
you can be David vs goliath

Quality LARP but god damn do I hope this is real

>>132573672
Once you burn your Journalism career, there is always Youtube. Hell if you do it right, you could be big.

>>132573672
Thanks for the response. Seems legit. Just tough to tow the line. Not like you guys are minimum wage...You make bank.
Gonna ask: Dec 14, 2012. Anything wrong with the reporting you guys did?

some people unironically believe that a 9/10 looking guy with a hot wife, family, full time job and worth millions is on 4chan doing an ama. fucking rofl

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>>132573395
topjej

>>132568692
How many cocks have you smoked you fucking faggot

>>132568692
What are youre thoughts on theory that time is actually matter that prevents Universe from freezing?

>>132572184
Nice to see you, Chris.

>>132574003
weirder things have happened.

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>>132573525
But he was a damn effective leader at doing what he did. Which is the point my drunken post tried to make. Any effective leader, if given enough time, is going to be executed by Globalist culture for whatever reason.

I mean. Take a look at this.

>I have a lot of dirt, and they know I do. I'm not being let go because they know I'll take them down with me.

You really think CNN and friends are going to conquer the world if it's run by blackmail and tit-for-tat? What kind of fucked up organization relies on this kind of politicking to remain stable? Chris ought to be taken care of for his contribution to the Globalist cause. Instead, he's thrown to the wolves for all the shit he's taken for them. It's a joke on how Globalists treat their elite. So it's no surprise that Cuomo decides to vent his frustrations on 4chan after a particular difficult spell. It's the kind of culture that tells people of merit to stay away and avoid getting trapped in the insanity of it all.

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>>132573672
Chris why do you want an america where your little daughter or granddaughter gets raped by Niggers?

Why do you want this kind of future for America?

>>132572614
Tough crowd. Okay, well Andrew is being told not to run in 2020. The Democrats are going to start playing kingmaker in 2018. Warren and Corey are at the top of their list, but they don't want 2016 happening again. They won't pick one until it gets much closer. They don't want Andrew to run because they're trying to avoid the "clown car scenario" where you have 12 establishment people at 1-8% and someone out of nowhere like Trump come in and sweep it away.

>>132572831
Trump can't have his entire life ruined by doing that.

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>>132573976
>implying Styx is doing an ama

>>132573276
>>132573341
They will watch me like hawks and have technical difficulties should that happen. I want to, I might, I don't know what to do.

>>132569291
This.

>>132574303
use a different word then, or even better, make up a fake statistic with a number of our choosing. It's not like it would be out of the ordinary.
>14% of trump supporters are x
>88% of trump supporters are y

>>132573564
I smoke weed here and there. Don't really touch alcohol unless it's a situation like tonight.

>>132568692
Are there good people at cnn? Any hosts secretly hate the bullshit too?

Here's how you can confirm. Tweet anything, but the time must be 10 minutes from your next reply.

>>132574488
Nice digits lad

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>>132568692
Hey Chris, it's Brian. I think it's time you went to bed. It's been a long day. In fact *yawn* I think it's time we all went to bed.

>>132574407
Just do something to let us no you arent larping.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CANT BELIEVE YOU DUMPFKINS FELL FOR IT YOU GUYS ARE ABSOLUTELY RETARDED.

HAVE FUN WATCHING YOUR PRESIDENT GET IMPEACHED.

>>132574697
nobody believed it

>>132574697
Kek
7/10

>>132574697
FUCK BLUMPF

>>132574697
TWO SCOOPS DRRIIZZUJMPPPFF

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>>132574697

>>132574757
I'll take a 70%.

>>132574768
LE DRUMFOLINI IL DOUCHÉ

>>132574697
You sure as shit got me. 10/10.

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>>132574169
He was executed by Israel bro, they had no option but to fight viciously to survive, and he ruled against them very harshly at a time when they could not afford setbacks. "Globalist culture" did not exist then in the way it does now.

>>132574192
Chris, just so you know, you'll have a lot of support on both sides of the aisle in the vent of a fallout with CNN. All you need to do is frame yourself as level headed and masculine. Sounds obvious but the masculinity part is huge. People would run interference on your behalf if they considered you a person worthy of respect, (ie spreading degenerate sexual propaganda and the like) and a person with your platform and marquee value can very easily seize control of your image and narrative.

Surely you don't need the money, why not walk? Why not set up shop on a new outlet with some other insiders? Are you too entrenched in party politics to make that kind of a gamble?

>>132573672
No way cuomo knows what a bug chaser is. Stop this LARP

>>132568692
Wolf Blitzer here. Get your ass back inside and stop teasing the 4chinks.

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>>132574697
I was entertained. Nice larp!

>>132574192
Funny enough. I'll bite. Is Zuck seriously vetted?
Which one of your colleagues is the most vulnerable to social media pressure if we single them out?
Why would your higher ups want to live in an America transformed in Brazil?

Whatever happened to Rick Sanchez?

That was an entertaining LARP. I knew when he wouldn't send a time stamp.

You quit too soon, you should have at least strung us along for another thread.

>>132574895
>>132575000
Thank you, thank you. I take appreciation to all of my positive reviews.

>>132575169
Timestamp yourself anyway, what have you got to lose?

>>132575169
You turned a 3/10 into a 5/10. Not bad, might want to work on consistency next time.

>>132575112
I tried putting off addressing that, but someone did it for me by saying you don't do it because then you can deny the whole thing.

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>>132575169
No wonder you just ignored the tough questions, faggot!

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>>132574697
>>132575169
decent larp m8, hit the eject button prematurely though

>>132575113
I have work tomorrow and need to be somewhat coherent.

>>132575308
of course a fucking lead ruined it by offering a way out of a time stamp

>>132574697
holy.....

>>132575228
I'm not going to be strung out and have my life ruined by a bunch of manchildren.

>>132575308
It's a good defense in general. You managed my question pretty well too despite the generic aspect of the answer. That sounded like something a dildo anchor could say.

>>132575304
Where was I inconsistent? Critiques are welcome.

>>132568692
You did some Sandy Hook related stories, were you in on it/know it was bullshit?

>>132575390
Yeah, we kind of always have a problem with that here.

>>132575523
You could have LARPed more before dropping out. A proper exit especially was missing. Like "ok guys that's enough for tonight, I'm still baffled I came here, not sure yet what I'm going to do..." and so forth

>>132575474
Worth a shot.

>>132569452
Fuggin kek

>>132575506
I tried to put myself into the mind of a broken down, sobbing Chris Cuomo in a wife beater sitting by his computer. Everyone hates him, he wants to burn the world down, yet can't leave too much information that would get him suicided. Plus, the guy seems like the type to keep it vague and brief.

>>132574697
Imagine my shock

>>132568692
Post timestamp with sharpie in pooper

>>132571373
possibly, OP is interesting at least even if larping.

>>132574697
Don bugchaser confirmed!

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>>132574697

>>132568692

His dad is Mario Cuomo. Chis has always been an DNC operative like George Stephanopolous.

Democrat families started embedding party operatives in the MSM a long time ago.

>>132568692

Well I'm 99.999% sure this is a LARP, but on the .001% chance that the real Chris Cuomo will read this...

If you had any ethics or integrity at all you'd resign tomorrow and blow the whistle on everything you know.

But that won't happen, of course. You're weak, which is why your colleagues despise you find yourself in this position in the first place.

But if you don't want to be the poster boy for modern day yellow journalism, I suggest you at least push back against the bullshit narratives Jim and his boss, Zucker, are pushing. Else, either keep sucking their cocks or go find employment with a reputable paper, like the Intercept.

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Chris, as your friend and sometimes boss, stop the whining and fuck off back to HQ. We've had this discussion before, and it is becoming very tiresome listening to your constant bitching and moaning.

I buy you the best male prostitutes, pay your bills, send you on nice trips, and keep all of your private info about trips to Epsteins island close to my cuff.

But you are getting on my last fucking nerve manlet. Get to work, or it's back in the oven for you. We don't have time for you to be fucking around on /pol/.

>>132572354
calm down...sweetie

>>132575823
Goddamnit

>>132574407
Nah, I wouldn't. You don't need to prove without a doubt.

But I think you should strongly consider what this guy said: >>132574919

If you want to give a shoutout, that's a great way of doing it.

>>132576390
>>132576523
I really made you sperg out.

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Yet another bait thread with no timestamp and 200 kids reply to it.
>mfw

Tits or gtfo

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Chris, we cannot keep doing this. We've done all we can for you. It's good that the Methadone is working, but you seem to be falling back into the same problem child we admitted to the clinic for a psyche eval. sad.

>>132568692
>Chris Cuomo here
>I can't believe I am doing this, but I have no dignity
>or respect from my colleagues. After hearing what Jim said today, and after parroting the garbage they told me to on air like it was all the honest truth, I realized there is nothing left in the media for me. After years of taking jobs at the most heavily dishonest institutions in America to appease Andrew and my dad, I've had enough. I figure if CNN wants to throw me under a bus, I can take them with me.

>Ask me anything 4chan, before the alcohol wears off.


Who are you?

>>132576831
Who cares, it's entertaining and half the reason people come here.

It also gives cover for people who aren't larping (as if that would ever happen)

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Pic Related

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>>132568692
I'm the real Chris Cuomo. I'm using a vpn to route through Canada.

Ask *ME* anything. Not that OP impostor.

>>132572354
huge if affirmative

>>132576760

I knew it wasn't real. But I hope the real Chris Cuomo reads this: YOU ARE A NIGGER FAGGOT!

>>132576244
The only reason he is in his position is because of his family. The guy is just an empty suit that can read from a teleprompter.

>>132574647
why do people sleepy-post in the threads I like?

>>132574697
nbad, sleep well faggot.

>>132573672
If you could just walk away from all of their shit and take their dirt with you would you do it? I'm sure you've got quite a bit of cash saved up and if you started now you could start a really decent online career and retain a shred of your integrity.

The online news market is only getting larger. It would be dumb to not set up a legacy system on it for you or your family.

>>132574697
Big if true.

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>>132575169
>Thank you Thank you, le ebin gentlexirs xD
>An epic LARP it was indeed, indeed it was xD tibs bedora :DdDFTruly a master pretender!

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That's it! I've had enough. I'm taking this whole network down and everyone with it.

- Chris

>>132568692
Why are you a faggot?
Kys

>>132568692

please kys and release a really funny suicide vlog about how much a faggot wolf and Anderson are

>>132568692
You only have a job because of your faggot brother.