https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCewpjd2Yfc
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>mfw I couldn't afford the 0.000625BTC a month for the Bronze ATC™ membership package so all the premium members get to land first and I'm circling the airfield all day until I run out of fuel and crash into a field and then I realize I'm not in an area covered by my McMedic subscription so I bleed out and die and then the farmer who owned the field sues my family because me crashing into the field violated his property rights but my family can't afford to pay because they don't have an income because they voluntarily became sex slaves to a saudi oil baron in order to pay the rent that they had no way of paying otherwise because all the land was owned by oligarchs so the farmer sends his mercenaries to take my family to the local iCourt™ to be sued but they are property of the saudi prince so the mercenaries are violating the NAP by trying to take them so the saudi prince calls his armed guards to fire upon the mercenaries but this violates the NAP against them so the mercenaries call in backup and they end up killing all the guards and my family got caught in the crossfire and died but it doesn't matter because it was voluntary but during the gunfight a smoke grenade accidentally rolled into the neighbour's garden and his security drone fleet spotted it and he realised that this violated the NAP so orders his drones to unleash hellfire™ missiles on the saudi prince's estate without realising he's already dead and it's just the mercenaries left and they end up dying which vioaltes the NAP but the mercenary company had some recreational nukes lying around and ordered them to fire on the area but this triggers an equal response from everyone else who fire their nukes in response and everything gets wiped out