Why aren't you soft faggots in the military?

>>132553103
Those soft faggots on the right side of the photo are also in the military

Because this country doesn't deserve to be defended

>>132553103

>implying anyone on /pol/ could join the military without raping everyone they meet and killing children

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We got none.

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>>132553103
My skills are more valuable when placed elsewhere. I'll leave the gruntwork for the dumb brutes like yourself, thank you very much. :^)

>>132553103
Simple: I'm not a cuck.

Already served

>>132553103
Because I don't meet the requirement of having an IQ below 100.

>>132553103
Because the only true war is the Meme War

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>>132553103
I did my term of service, hombre. The rest of these limpdicked faggots needs to step up.

>>132553103

got out

now i get gi bill and ptsdbux

it's like being a neet but i can live basically anywhere, my family loves me and girls want to hear my stories about my adventures and want to fuck me. 10/10 will reenlist in the next life.

>>132553103
>Be a good goy and fight for Israel and (((corporations)))
Joining a militia is the true red pill.

>>132553103

To be a soldier for what? This disgusting shit hole of a country? To enforce Jewish and globalist interests? Not likely. The US millitary is soft as fuck now anyway. Anything valuable you learn in the military I can search up on the internet or achieve myself.

I am. Of course out of all the jobs in the US navy I had to get put in the most autistic of them all. I can never get away from you fucks.

>>132553103
>dying for israel

>>132553103
Still in college. Probably going to enter once I have my ME degree, tho.

>>132553103
Wasting tax payer money to fight for neocons. No thanks.

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>>132553103
Because the military broke my back, threw me out, and has denied me any benefit, including disability and gi bill.

I'm lucky I'm not homeless.

>>132553103

Also, I'd much rather start a family. What a waste of time the military is, and you're fighting for the fucking bad guys. Would you fight Germany if you were in the time period of WW2? If you would go die

Can't run for more than 2 minutes

Did my 15 years, faggot. Now Trudeau is making terrorists rich.

>>132553103
because war is for bratty little children.

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>>132553443
I hope google has free college for your sake, fuckwit. I will literally never have debt thanks to uncle sam.

>Pawn for corrupt politicians
>No more fraternity thanks to womyn in military
>Don't need to be treated with so much disrespect in order to feel like a man, I already do.

I honestly would want to join if I didn't think these things were true, I come from a line of marines. Instead I go the gym, I box, and I have a well paying civilian job. I don't think I'm doing bad by any means.

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>>132553103
>being a disposable drone
Nah

>>132553103
Did my time already. Now milking my GI Bill.

>>132553236
this lol

>>132553103
Marines said I was too old at 28. Recruiter told me they try to get them in at 27 before bootcamp. Iono what to do. Army I guess?

>>132553431
do you burgers see the national guard as a militia?

>>132553940
The smart ones do not.

>>132553688

That's the only redeemable thing about joining the military. I would consider it for the gibs, but that's all. But at that point, do you really give a shit about your nation or your manhood or contributions to your people at that point? Because that's fucked up thinking, and I know your ancestors didn't get gibs when they joined. But if that's all it's about now, what's there to even fight for, truly? Fuck this nation.

>>132553236
I'm not a rapist, but I'll make up for it by killing more children.

>>132553103
My face is too pretty for the battlefield.

>>132553395
Fucking dutch faggots. I remember you pussies in Afghanistan. I didn't meet a single clog wearer who wasn't an all out queer or jew loving commie. Your country deserves what it's getting.

>>132554087
but love can bloom on the battlefield

>>132553103
Because I am a soft faggot. Are you retarded?

>>132553103
I'm waiting for the Space Corps to be formed.

cuz im a pussy with no life who jerks off every night

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>>132553103

>>132554039
Gibs are only reason why I joined, plus the added benefit of seeing towel heads get fragged.

>>132553103
The labor I can perform with my actual applicable skills is better for my nation, as a whole, than being an overpriced sandbag that babysits goat-fuckers.

>>132553103
Because im enjoying my weed and white collar job.

>>132554299
check'd

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>>132553103
Because I don't feel like getting shot and disfigured by IEDs for Israel while my wife fucks the Hispanic gardener at home

I'm planning on it. I don't care for free time and have terrible aggression issues.

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>>132553103

Well, first off: Shlomo

But anyway, it's because I could die and therefore give up my reproductive rights. I have not yet reproduced. I identify as a woman for this post.

The reason many young males are becoming pussies is because they have been denied reproduction.

I've had three friends go into the military: and all three were cheated on right in front of me. One attempted suicide and was dishonorably discharged.

How ya gonna fix it?

The military is a fucking joke. Fuck you.

>>132553103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFtFUX10oZw

The military does not defend Christendom

We bombed Christians to further islamist goals in the 90s. Fuck Bill Clinton

>>132553103
I'm going into Marine Corp boot camp in like 4 weeks here bud, any tips?
>inb4 muh too dumb to go to college
I'm planning on receiving a Criminal Justice degree and Uncle Sam is paying for it, pathetic wage cucks will be 124k in debt at age 23 with a shitty job and worthless Meme degree while I get paid to utilize my prime years of physical wellness and enjoy being debt free with a comfy degree.

>>132554503

This.

>fighting for Israel, neoliberalism, refugees, faggotry, ISIS and globalism

>browsing this board

Pick one

>>132553103
Military sucks. Filled with a bunch of power tripping and literal faggots.

Was decent back in the day where you could tell someone to fuck off or you'd kick their ass.... But its been corporatized and feminized to the point where only the mentally ill can thrive in such a environment.

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>>132553103
Fighting for Israel is not on my to do list.

>>132554285
Based Punisher

>>132554627
>any tips?
Be sure to spend the rest of your life telling everyone that you're a marine, no matter what the context or relevance is.

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>>132554503
>implying anyone would want to reproduce with you

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We have issues letting go of our colonies, though, so our army is almost always deployed somewhere, and I'm not getting killed by some crazy nigger in a Toyota truck in Mali just so that our government's access to the uranium deposit in the country next door isn't threatened.

I'm actually thinking of joining the reserve, though. They're almost only deployed on patrol duty nowadays, and I can get behind patrolling in train stations to shoot down any potential goatfucker.

Already did my time faggot

>>132554774
Whys that?

>>132553103
I'm 59.

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>>132553103
I'm not excited at the prospect of fighting in bullshit proxy wars for Israel.
Also I'm not poor.

Too fat.

>>132554921
Do marines do anything else?

>>132554609
We're bombing Christians in Syria to further Islamist goals today.

Fuck Obongo

>dying for israel
truly the american dream

>>132554876
Ditto. 7 years here. Iraq and all that shit.

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>>132553236

/thread/

>>132554960
They swap dip spit in each others' mouths.

>>132555047
Fair point.

>>132554841
do it, i love it

although the UN wants us to be the next ones into Mali. biggest shit hole in the world

>>132553103
I went to college

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Currently in the Army. Seeing combat and shooting savages is the only reason I'm here

>20k a year
why should i even join, i can make that much on social welfare.

>>132554999
Was the region and people capable of (((democracy)))?
Or was that a giant lie?

Because no commonwealth nation is in immediate danger.

>>132553103
Did my bit, still in the reserves. And frankly, the best bit about that is that I make sure that I'll still fit my uniform if I get called upon. (I do my exercises, and my practice at the range. But I have to admit I like food a bit to much)

>>132554960
its a mating tactic you kissless virgin. If you tell a bitch you in the Marines your chances of getting puss go up by AT LEAST 7%. Nobody wants to fuck some skinny pretty boy civilian beta cuck that can't run a mile.

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>>132554778
Ooo, good one. You're still a dumbass worthless faggot who joined the military and posted a goofy ass baby picture.

Literally kill yourself. Most military cunts join the military because they have a death wish anyway.

literally kys

>>132553103
Because the military is led by globalist faggots such as McMaster and Petraeus

>>132553103
mental illness

>>132553103
because military are more like mercenaries when you have shitty politicians and unwanted corporate influence on the said politicians.

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Mfw hard charging debbil dog

Waiting for my AFSC selection to come in so I can go off to boot camp. Next job drop is in the next couple weeks so I may get it then.

>>132553897
Waiver, my dude

Any branch, if they want you, could waive a fucking amputee.

>>132555304
>butthurt maurine

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>132553103
I did.... worst decision of my life...

>>132555200
The people in the middle east are too dumb to understand representative government.

They need to be ruled by a monarch because they're unintelligent sheep.

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>>132554503
Either mommy fucked a sailor while you listened at night, or you flunked the ASVAB.

>i can smell your busted pussy from here

>>132555397
You might as well have just written a post saying "I'M A FUCKING POG"

Doing my ASTB-E tomorrow, thanks for asking OP

a very short bout of asthma as a child. They will not accept my kind.

>>132553236
>implying that's not the great military pastime

>>132553103
why are you not fighting for israel you useless goyim

I did. Only 400 days left.

>>132553103

Tried to the point of writing to a congressman for a waiver but they said I had incurable asthma even though I was like 6 years old when I went to the doc for it.

>>132553103
Dying for a country that taxes me about 40% of my paycheck, is 56% white, the other half shit on me because I'm white and say I have white privilege and I should gib them more hand outs. Country is constantly involved in shit wars that just made Europe get flooded with rapefugees. Idk why would I want to be in the military lol

>>132555217
>Because no commonwealth nation is in immediate danger.
Because no commonwealth nation is in immediate danger from external forces.

fix'd it for ya m8

any fellow Irwinfags here?

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>>132555350
>this triggering
>mfw still alive
>mfw going to school for free at your expense

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>>132553236
>implying that pol could even get past MEPS

>>132555876
Thanks cobber

>>132555905
How did you not kill yourself the moment you were informed of being stationed there?

Because the modern military is full of soft faggots, so I got out.

>>132553103
>Yes, goyim, why haven't you signed your life away to fight for Jewish business interests?

I did six years, all over the place. I'm grateful for the friends and experiences I had but I wouldn't do it again since the culture is very rank makes right and you get fucking idiots trying to tell you how to do your job from an office. Never even tried to make E5 since too many friends went down the "I'M IMPORTANT RESPECT ME" path once they made rank.

Also the FWA in the military is ridiculous, we once got sent super expensive sniper scopes for LAWs which we only used as suppressing fire. Fortunately enough people found their balls to say no we're not signing out this completely useless equipment that we can then be charged multiple paychecks for if they get the slightest scratch and they dropped it within a week, but we still had about twenty to thirty completely useless scopes lying around.

Honestly nothing pissed me off more than office faggots telling me I was misusing their equipment, I was given a brand new patrol truck to cover a huge weapons storage area that was mostly woods, and I was fucking all over that place till I knew it inside and out, then came back to find out I was getting NJPd for vehicle abuse because there was leaves in the back and branch scratches on the side. Didn't fight it because I was deploying in a week and also I was told it would be out of my file in a year, then a year later when it's time to PCS my commander pulls out this vehicle abuse horseshit from who knows where and tries to brief me on how bad this makes me look for promotion (which again I wasn't trying for anyway)

Been out for almost a year now and I would love to find a field of work that lets me just do the grunt work without some asshole breathing down my neck constantly about how I'm not doing the job to his behind the desk liking.

There was a lot of SJW shit from the BOBs but it was more their complete ignorance of how our jobs actually operated that pissed me off

>not joining the military to get training for RaHoWa
I know a lot of you soft cunts think you'd do alright in the race war, but unless you've trained and applied fire team and squad tactics ad nauseam, you're basically worthless to the white race. You're only marginally better than Antifags and gang banging niggers and would get your shit fucking rekt by some kike IDF conscripts who went through basic infantry training.

I tried to join and got permanently disqualified for acne.

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>>132555684
>0311

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>can't grow a full beard
>have a serious issue with taking orders from anyone but myself
>super picky about my food

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>>132555978
>still alive

You should have died because no one cares. Literally no one gives a shit. They act like they do... but they don't. Everyone knows military faggots are complete and utter cannon fodder beta males

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>>132553103
I dont know. I tested out of for three branches. Recruiters seemed kinda sketch so I consulted my friends father. Jim went career and had worked practically every branch, went to Grenada, went to Iraq in during operation desert storm, and returned to Irag once again after 9/11. He also spent two years in Germany and a year in Seoul, SK.

Jim pretty much told me not to join so I didnt. Jim was a semi decorated serviceman who had been halfway around the world for multiple branches. The man has an extraordinary resume

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>>132553103
Already have. Don't wave around my past service unless it's directly asked for, so any ptsd vet taboo is null and void. I learned so much valuabe shit i could never in a classroom, also learned even more valuable shit for free in a college classroom.
I met so many cool fuckers because I never had the shit luck to be a raging faggot and isolate myself in my mommy's basement lying to myself about how the world is responsible for my life sucking.
Huge props to the brothers out there, and fuck off you sissy faggots :^)))

>>132553103

Medical disqualification. Mental and neurological illness.

I'm sure the American Army would take me though.

join the military and jerk off with twenty dudes listening to me sleeping feet from me for years on end. . . .yea that sounds like fun

>>132556648
Underrated

>>132554503
>I identify as a woman for this post.
Why don't you simply say that you're a trap?

Military here, 4chan stay out. The cancer is inoperable and you're just going to spread it around.

>>132556679
Sadly no. You can't even be on medications when you enkist and couldn't have been on any 2 years prior. Even getting pulled over is something to consider.

I was going to join the chair force but they rejected me

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Ever since I was a kid I was interested in being a mechanic in the marines, not even navy seal or whatever.

When I turned 17 I started running with a rucksack and doing 100 push-ups every night. Went in and started asking recruiters about being a mechanic. Not stupid enough to ignore how obvious the lies about MOS were. "We really need 0311 but if you join you can work your way to become a mechanic"

I signed up for community College and bidded my time while I decided. Everyone was against me going. My wife said she'd leave me. 9/11 happened, and that seemed like bullshit. I ghosted the recruiter and turned into a degenerate. They called a lot and kept trying to talk to me at Walmart and the college.


I bet I would have been good at it but I'm also an anti authoritarian cunt so I could be in Leavenworth too.

We will never know

Crohn's Disease wouldn't let me.

Shitting 10 times day doesn't make me a good soldier.

I'm not fighting for this sick, jewified """country"""

>>132555526
Stale pasta, have a (((you)))

>>132553103
I have a bad knee

>>132553426
This is the best part of all of it. Serve 20 years in a shit easy career. Get out making 60k in retirement pay and disability. I dont have to do shit, I just shit post all day!

>>132553103
I can deadlift 6,000,008 lbs with my weewee. Fuck off

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>>132556648
>best reply is best

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>>132557079

No, it would just make you a normal one.

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>what if I told you...
The military is soft

The Army spends more time withbsencitivity training Job training

Believe me. Almost got cheered for going against PC rant once.
Also got complained againt for laughin at a sucide story
>of course you regret your choice while you plummet to the ground!!!

>>132553103
because I found people willing to VOLUNTARILY pay me probably 2-5x what a military person makes. Keep fighting for israel you welfare queen faggot.

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>>132556999
I would have probably been disqualified then. I went through a bad time at 10. Either I'm crazy, or more likely my mom is a crazy narcissistic hoarder. Either way she said she would tell them about my "anger problems" and the medication

>>132555526
your flag isn't even rare, fag

>>132556999

That is not true at all. Literally half the guys I spoke to in the military when i was in America were on multiple scripts from their doctor.

>Doc I usually have trouble watching sand on a 14 hour guard duty.
>That sounds like ADD. Have 600 ritalin tablets.

Have muscle pain from carrying equipment? There's a script for that.

>>132556246
Honestly, rotation *every* month sucks, but being in the middle of the desert, and for the most part away from civilization, is what I wanted.

>>13255394
National guard is funded by the gov't and militias are supplied and funded by themselves

They said I was too old.

>>132554934
oh shit is that danny devito?

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>>132556520
such bitterness. is it simple jealousy that made you so whiney?

>>132556342
>Never even tried to make E5 since too many friends went down the "I'M IMPORTANT RESPECT ME" path once they made rank.

Oh god, thank you for not getting that cancer

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>>132556844
I'm thinking about becoming one actually. There's a lot of freebies to be had. Easier in life if you can pass. Easier if you're somewhat short. Betas fight and die for people like me in Jewish war :)) Just gotta buy some chick clothes, lose 15 pounds, grow my hair out, buy an epilator or get laser hair removal, and do some squats. Then hrt :)) perhaps

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>>132557510
>welfare queen faggot
>sold my first company at 31 for $2.8 million
>after 8 years in service
>after GI Bill paid by your mom's fat pussy farts
>retired at 35

keep cryin sausage fingers

>>132557757
>when the truth hurts
Seriously, no one gives a fuck about you guys. Maybe if there was a draft and rationing people would care, but as long as you are paying paddy cake in the desert no one gives a fuck. sorry man. Enjoy your benefits.

>>132553103
I served in RVSN. That was boring as fuck.

>>132553103
Because I gotta wait to get a shipping date. I swore into the Air Force two weeks ago.

How do I become soldier-like with a soldier-like state of mind without becoming a soldier?

>>132556102
got over 1400 on the meps

>>132557924
>t. unemployed landscaper
Go tell your ass buddies at the vfw.

I don't want to die.

>>132553103
>Why aren't you soft faggots in the military?
Fighting wars for kikes? Gosh that's a hard one.

Now if they want me to shoot spics invading at the border, I'll sign right up.

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>>132556648
>>132556758
>>132557325
You can't just act smug and condescending to hide your butthurt, it's unhealthy.

>>132557749
Can't be, he's been a Catholic since birth. His wife is Jewish though.

>>132553103
>oy vey goyim come die for israel

fuck off military recruiter

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>>132557942
>fatty keeps talking
>sweats while walking thru wal mart

>>132553103
colorblind. don't want to end up like frank costanza https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rU5mpwJ6GU

>>132556396
Me too, hehehe :)

>>132557924
>sold my first company at 31 for $2.8 million

Dude if you sold your business for single digit millions you got robbed

lol

Also, my crippling autism.

>>132553210
This.

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>>132557942
Thanks, I will. Especially when my free stem degree propels me into a six figure job as soon as its done. Although I kinda miss being paid to work out....

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>>132553103
Why would you want soft faggots in the military?

>>132558092
Tell it to my 2,000 acres in Montana fatty.

>huurr..muh job

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>>132553103
To put it simply it's a waste of your fucking life; unless you have no prospects outside of enlisting why would you risk your life in wars of aggression for shitty pay.

At the end of the day being in a first world army crushing crumbling despotates and popular uprisings is not particularly hard; the fuckers on the other side of the conflict have it a lot harder.

>>132553426
>>132557294
hello recruiters. you won't trick me this time!

>>132557647
What was their specialty? I was applying for special ops and officer positions. They burned that into my skull the entire time.

I assume they were grunts or i was being lied to the entire time for no real reason.

I'm not in the military because I'm incompetent. I'd just get myself or an ally killed.

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>>132553103
I'm already in the military.

They basically pay me to shitpost when I'm not underwater in a Trident II class submarine.

>>132558149
Betas who couldn't hack it always say shit like this

>>132553103
I've got better shit to do than die for Israel.

>>132557106
Putinbot detected

>>132558335
Naw. Only spent $35k to start it and all four of my employees paid out.

>got ate up by an investment firm
>invested in the airlines and made another $1.5

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>>132553103
Because it takes over a year for the recruitment process in the Canadian armed forces, and instead of addressing the equipment and recruitment problems Trudeau and our Minister of Defense think the lack of diversity in the armed forces is the primary problem.

>>132553103
Because i am a pussy who pretends to be hard

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>>132558450
a free engineering degree from a top 3 public uni is pretty convincing, and no debt too.....

>>132558228
>Cletus is getting madder
>Early stage cirrhosis is already becoming apparent

>>132553236
>implying anyone on /pol/ could join the military

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>>132553103
Go die for your bankster overlords! They need petrodollars.

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>>132558688
>Minister of Defense think the lack of diversity in the armed forces is the primary problem.

That's OK, all the generals Obama appointed feel the same way.

>>132553103
>willingly joining ZOG's private mercenary army and serving enemies of the Constitution instead of fighting against them

>>132558394
I'm happy for you man. My post honestly was not meant to be mean, just realistic. 99.9% of people couldn't care less about the military until it is critical. They will pretend like they do but they dont. Nor should they.

>>132558775
>this projection

Daddy was a Marine, huh?
>Made fatty mow the lawn and do dishes.

u still mad.

>>132553103
Just joined the navy, ship out in jan

>>132558409
>2k acre in montana
LOL What'd that set you back, cletus? Like 70k?

>>132553103
>fighting for a cause no one believes in
>while wasting a huge amount of tax dollars
Get a job and help the economy instead, better yet, start a business.

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>>132558553
It came from having friends/family in the military and how they all described it as "getting fucked in the ass" or "a waste of time" but okay.
Thank you for your cervix.

>>132553103
>being forced to shower/bunk with a bunch of ghetto-born spics and niggers so you can die for Israel/Saudi Arabia

lol

>>132553103

>Join army
>Get court-martialed for refusing to salute female officers, because the very idea of a man saluting a woman is fucking absurd. I mean seriously, don't you modern soldiers have any self respect?

No thanks.

Also don't want to die for shlomo.

>>132558753
That's what i meant by no prospects outside of enlisting; there are a lot of perks but if you work harder in the private sector you can make a lot more money, especially since there is a huge overlap between private and Gov/military sectors these days and the highest paying defense jobs are in the private sector.

>>132553103
I joined the military once... Then I tried to un-join and the put an electrode up me and cucked my brain. 3/10 would not repeat.

>>132559082
It cost more to drill the fresh-water well.

No regrets.

>>132553103
isn't being in a private army is 3 times the pay?

>>132558997
Nope, old man was a roughneck. He did hand out with a lot of marines though. I aint even mad mad at the military. I will admit, the thing that upsets me is when you guys come back from the ME and act like you deserve respect. For what? Killing some goat farmers? Is that what gave you ptsd? You should be ashamed. Something like 3 of you faggots kill yourselves every day. Literal goat farmers have more backbone than you.

Join it bro. Even for American you don't really join the army to protect your country against Muslims (like us) but at least you will learn few tricks and how to manage stress when it will get hot (great skill in life...)

>>132558941
Oh, in that case, you are mostly right. Rural people really support us, since most of them have family that joined. But we know that most people, especially west coast and city folk are lying though their teeth when they show support. We can't tell people what to think about us, but we can sure as hell demand respect.

>>132559398
I wouldn't regret it either, I would love to buy a nice chunk in Montana or Idaho. It was just a weird thing to brag about as far as money goes. Do you elk hunt?

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>>132559398
>not buying your own water well drill for $30-40k and buying your own drill steal making your own holes in the earth wherever you want
lmao fag

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>>132553103
Because the future is asymmetric warfare, you silly American. Conventional training will do you no good for future conflicts.

>>132559700
Even the rural folks don't care unless it impacts them personally. Trust me.
>T. rural guy

>>132556713
you have 0 idea what its like do you?

>>132559241
Well, for a poorfag like me who wanted to go to college, a term of enlistment was a small price for free college. It is incredibly retarded to stay in for longer, since you can make more doing the same thing private side.

>>132559824
Lol wtf is that rig? Get a CME 75 montana guy.

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>fighting for someone else's cause instead of your own
>actually serving our bloated, corrupt shell of a government

>>132553744
Interesting blood spurts. Is that big nose of their all veiny?

I prefer to make more than 40k a year

>>132553469

Training for BUDs right now

>>132554960
They die pretty good.

>>132559839
>Because the future is asymmetric warfare

What have we been doing for the last 2 decades, limey?

>>132555717
This.

>>132559903
>one person
>claims to represent all country bumpkins
t. also rural guy

boy i bet you look as dumb as your posts

>>132559839
>we will live in a future where 10 tonne robots that top out at 200 mph will take out entire villages of sandnig terrorists
feels fucking good

>>132553103
I got a good school opportunity and there weren't any wars going on, and I didn't want to be a pog.

I could probably swing ranger or something but I didn't have confidence I would be badass enough for a spot that was actually operating in what was basically peacetime

>not going just to shoot mudslimes
Whats with all you faggots and
>muh serving for a high purpose

I play CS:S, close enough.

>>132555304
Pretty boy civilian sub here, I can run a mile in doubled up plates, three if I wanna play a dead man the next day. Bet I can handle my weapon better than you, piss-on-the-seat.

>>132560261
I might, you'd have to ask my wife. I'm just being honest man. If people gave a shit we wouldn't be pissing around in the middle east with our hands tied behind our backs.

I don't want others to invade my land and I'm not a hypocrite

Because I won't fight a war I don't believe in, I won't die for a politician and most of all I don't die for someone to get rich off of my efforts

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>>132553103
>why didn't any of you goyim fight for Isreal like real men?

Fuck off kike

>>132559241
I joined because i was sick of my friend's families dying in their homes by backwater religious retards. I knew the military was going to be shitty, somewhat pointless and hard. If the politics could fuck off from actual rules of combat we could do our fucking job better. Thats the main fucking issue is good men died because they were limited to what lobbyists could feel was better for them to do. I went through fucking hell and you adult chidren will never understand the benefit of growing stronger through hardship.
Read some fucking philosophy and take socilolgy and classics courses. Money is a means to an end, it's not THE end.

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>>132553103

Because they wouldn't take me.

>>132553103

Paid my dues already, served for 5 years.

>>132555150
Where's that pic from?

>>132560488
You'd get outclassed by Kurdish women and Kony's child soldiers.

>>132560253
Yes it is technically the present trend, but a lot of people still think of conventional warfare. It's only in recent years that conventional military's have increased their training for urban warfare and counter insurgency.

>>132559538
22. I feel sorry for them but i do agree there's so much insecurity about masculinity and being strong that's also seen in this thread too. If military personnel today realistically saw what they were doing and stopped trying to see themselves equivalent of the glorified lens about soldiers of ww2, and would go to others for help with crises, none of this shit would exist. Not only the military, but the whole fucking world would benefit from doing that.

>>132560025
CME 75? Why waste that much money if your only going to use the drill once or twice? It's not like he's a commercial operation.

>>132559729
>elk hunt

$8 annual license for vets but the freezer is usually stocked with trout in the summer.

>Montana is the goat state for wildlife.

>>132553103
I am, currently preparing for war.
Real tired of North Korea's shit.
We'll be done before you know it.

>>132560355
Joining to kill is the worst reason to join.

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>>132560891
boku no pico

>>132553103

US gov is responsible for 30% of all fixed capital investment in the USA. 50% is the oil industry, 13% is public investment (aka stocks, bonds etc). The residual is tech (DARPA / Research grants).

Most bluepills do not understand they work in some format either as brokers, service sector or directly in employment of MIC and Gov.

I will be hopefully by the end of the year

>>132553103
I am though...

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>you soft faggots
>receiving commands all the time
>dying for israel
>being around men all time

wew

>>132560577
Good logic. I'm glad you feel good on your reasoning.

why would i want to risk my life more than i already do
for less money than i make now
and get treated like a turd
to learn how to shoot with poor technique
to go fight in some godforsaken shithole for someone who doesnt even give a fuck about me (israel)

And id have to quit smoking marijuana. call me a cuck all you want. i dont drink alcohol goys

>>132560891
ぴことちこ ショタアイドルのオシゴト

>>132559991
hear hear

The shit you will see in the private defense sector will really give your noggin a joggin; feels like in another 50 years the USA won't even have a military and just use mercenaries.

>>132560634
> you adult chidren will never understand the benefit of growing stronger through hardship.

Having some faggot tell you what to do and when to do it is hard? you have no idea what real hardship is.

I came from a very poor and very dysfunctional family; ive worked 14 hour days and 7 day weeks for 6 years to get to where i am.

>Read some fucking philosophy and take socilolgy and classics courses

There is little of value there, only people with a limited understanding of the world would say otherwise; it's a good source of entertainment though.

>Money is a means to an end, it's not THE end.

There is no end, it's all quite pointless you see; besides after a certain point it just becomes a form of entertainment; i live a very spartan lifestyle so i don't really need much money at all but it's quite fun to invest and whatnot.

I have other plans and military is more of a back up than a primary goal

>>132561501
Why

Was about to ship out to marine boot camp but failed piss test at meps, I love weed too much

>>132553210
this

Because I don't want to die for Israel.

>>132557069
dude, exactly my story, except it started right after 9/11 @ 17. Didn't get married, but had steadies who I was too enamored with to go off. I regret not doing it, and I'm now in my 30s.

However, I realize I regret not joining because of the experience I wanted, not the policies for which I'd be fighting. I wanted to murder shitskins in the desert. Now I just want to gas the Jews and murder all non-white races.

Cause I'm not a welfare queen, and don't like to murder innocent brown kids for government oil.

>>132553596
Yeah 100% I'd have joined the SS, but the Anglosphere is the best hope we have so I'm glad I'm in the Army.

Not in shape for basic training yet. Working on that, gonna be going in as a medic. I don't want to die for Israel, and I don't want any other retards doing it either.

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>>132553210
This

>>132553103
>be a muslim faggot
>devoted to a religion that dictates power level is determined by facial hair
>get cucked by white Christian redneck from Texas whose beard he grew in a month FUCKING DESTROYS your life long project

>get sent to some desert to die for no reason

wow that sounds awesome

>>132563673
>for no reason
No you filthy goyim, you die for the chosen, the greatest your pathetic kind can hope to attain

>>132558406
Everyone wants a cuddly battle buddy.

>>132560319
3/4 ton wearable robotics

>>132562895
>Medics are based.

Thanks for your service.
Bone up on basic anatomy and run...run alot.

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>>132554680
It's not about our alleged (((National Interests))) it's about making sure that good men who got roped in make it back safe and sound. It is our blood that covers the battlefields of the world.
The more men you save the less die for Israel.
Sign up, become an officer, don't let your people get killed. That's heroism. That's living for your actual country.

>>132562895
Objectively the best and only answer.
You have to be a comedian though. It's absolutely necessary the medic is the funny guy.

>>132553103
Because I'd be a detriment to the military if I were in any sort of combat role. That and I know I wouldn't be able to put up with the bullshit within the military.

I'm too sensitive to banter and would probably just end up resentful of everyone and maybe murderous especially if I didn't have the opportunity to do some killing in the field.

>>132553103
>shills for dying for god's choosen.

>>132553103

To many minors as a youngster also couple bar fights.

>>132553103
ha i used to make this thread with that same image. nice to see someone else keeping it up!

>>132553210
doesn t need*

i mean who the fuck would attack the USA , if you have nukes nobody can attack you . you just defend jews

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>>132553103
Maybe because I'm a student going into a field that will net me a whole lotta cheddar and won't require me to sign off all rights of my body for the government and die for ZOG. Also I do a hell of a lot good for my community with my current job then if I were a soldier. I am basically the sole defender between prosperity and chaos (well, one of them. Of course I can be replaced.)

>>132553103
But I am

>>132553103
not a kike slave, sorry
you can go and suck as many jewish dick as you want tho, you go girl!

>>132553103
dad pls

>>132554627
Always look the drill instructor in the eye and be sure to tell them how you feel. They are there to help!

>>132556397
nice yaoi paddle fagioli

>>132562146
Thank you honorary Aryan.

>>132553210
Damn..that's actually a fucking great answer to this stupid question.

>>132553103

fuck you!

mommy tells me i'm her little warrior.

>>132565038
>alleged national interest
>advocating for still joining the military
>appealing to sense of duty as an emotional argument.

Shit that's good.

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>>132562634

you were never going to join

nobody wants to here your stories about how you almost did something and the world got int he way

>>132553103
Because I don't want to leave my friends and family for years.

> fighting for national interest
> national interest is elites self-interest
> elite stays wealthy or gets wealthier and plebs dies or loses leg or comes home with PDST

Brains over brawn here

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>>132560552
god look at all these bluepilled faggots infesting this board, exerting dominance over the world is a good thing to fight for especially when you have a superior culture. The only reason i'm not in the military is because our politicians have been keeping our military from succeeding since fucking Korea

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>>132560488
digits confirm superior weapon handling

>>132553210
This... i joined. And when i came back o found out this county isnt worth my blood
I did find my ideals, morals, tradition and race are. So here i wait stocking weapons and ammo waiting for the big day

In the end they cant de radicalize me and they cant undo the training they gave me

Hail victory

>>132553103
because i ets'd in 09 and am to old to rejoin now

>>132554627
>criminal justice
>not a meme degree

TOP KEK

>>132553103
I don't support US imperialism.

>>132554684
>But its been corporatized and feminized to the point where only the mentally ill can thrive in such a environment.

Lel

>>132576209
You sound like a faggot. The US is the greatest country left on Earth, it's our destiny to spread this greatness to all corners of this planet.

>>132553103
Because I already did my time and moved on.

>>132553103
got that sweet DD214 and 80% VA rating, and medical pot.

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Because I'm a coward. And I'm too old now anyways. Iv had desire to prove myself like most guys do deep down, to prove yourself in a fight, but oh well.
Anyways, most wars ATM are for Isreal. If I die it would be for the right cause, not for the eternal Juden

>>132573796
Kek, maybe you are right . I didn't in fact join so we have that fact. We will never know. I do realize it sounds pretty weak, I'm at least that self aware. But OP did ask

Why so salty?

>>132553103
i can't sleep until I jack off for an hour or so, and in a barracks-type sleeping arrangement that's just rude.

Because if I wanted to be yelled at constantly while being shot at by backward savages, I'd become a police officer in any major city.

>>132576492
How exciting was the prospect of being thrust into it? I respect the soldiers plight but on some level it's hard to convince yourself to be fooled by patriotism. Especially just 5o become a stupid boot with no say in the way we wage war

it's unfortunate how you don't get treated like a fucking adult until you are in some sort of special forces or equivalent rare rate/mos. Can't blame them when you have a bunch of young adults acting like fucking children or hood privates.

>>132558092
Such kek.

>>132558753
You go to Berkeley too?

>>132553103
Because America is not worth fighting for.

>>132558409
How is that proof you are rich? I could buy that much after two good quarters. Fucking kek.

>Why haven't you gone to some country you're not familiar with, fully armed with armor, an assault rifle, and shoot up some goat fuckers in rags with and old ak47
Im too lazy

>>132577707
Bullshit

>>132553103
Why would I want to die fighting in zionist wars?

>>132553103
Because I have multiple neurological disorders and was born with a twisted ankle, which is why I plan on working for a company developing military tech instead.

>>132553210
Liberty is always worth defending. Without us, the world falls to shit, whether the rest of the world wants to admit it or not.

>>132554503
No no no no, the only reason you'd go into the military at all, is to legally kill and hunt humans.

That's it, no other reason