>yfw trump gets 2 scoops of ice cream

>>132546902
GLINGRAX SCHLORPH

TWO SCOOP

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>>132546902
BLLOEDONASLD XROPHF HAS TWWWOOOO SCCOOOPPPPSSSS

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Does anyone have the "checkmate blumf, you've gone two scoops too far this time" meme with the chess board? I need it.

These things will never not be funny

>>132549893
This

>>132549893
Colbert really went downhill

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Is scoop-posting the best /pol/ meme of 2017 so far?

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>>132546902

>>132551131
pretty dank my dude

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>>132549893
>>132549958
take that back

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Cavat aut duos?

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>>132547705

DROBNORMAMOLD SMUMPFZPF

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>>132546902
GREETINGS GROMPFIBOR HRUMP, I AM THE COLBERT OF THE LAMP! You may wish for one skoop, BUT ONLRYY ONEE! You cannot wish for more skewps!

>>132546902
DONONONONOLONONONO DROMPHLOMFOLOTTOPUS

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GRRRUUUUUUNLD GREEEEMPFFF

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YOU ARE SCOOPING ME APART, DAHGNAL SCLAMPF!

DORNWALGH BLLUUURPMFF TRO SDCIYOOOOOOPZGF

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MUKIBfGN7c

>>132546902

That purple color...the color of truthiness.

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Donald Trump has two scoops? But I have one? How is this fair? How has my life come to this? I tried so hard.

How? All I ever wanted in life was to be a successful comedian, to have all of the "Scoops" if you will. Gonald Drumpf achieves what I wished for with ease. "Small loan of a million dollars" no, Grunhgf, that's NOT small at all. I worked and toiled under that KIKE Jon Stewart, I earned my way to my own ironic show where I pretended to be a Republican I EARNED MY SCOOPS GOBALD BRUNT.

HOW? HOW? HOW? How is it that I only have one scoop, even now? How is it that once I showed my true personality I became LESS popular? DURNULD BLAMPF your existence is a blight, and I will spend every single night on my show attacking you, you scoop hording rethuglican white male FUCK. RUMPLED TUMPF I despise you and the Air Force One you rode in on HOW do you have TWO scoops?

TWO SCOOPS. That's one more scoop than one and that's terrible. Every night I try so hard to gain my scoops, I pander to my braindead liberal audience, I make shitty jokes others have made many times already, I even have black people employed! AND YET, I still have but one scoop.

And my ratings, Ronald Stump, they're declining. This isn't fair, after everything I've done I still have one scoop, and now it's melting. Soon I'll have no scoop, no value, no life.

Drumpf, you've destroyed me, please, no more....I...my scoops...I can;t do this anymore, I'll kill you and then myself. I'll meet you in hell Qornball Xronp

>>132546902
This meme is just as funny as the Ted Cruz meme, in that it's not. Yet people still keep posting it.

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DROOMPFTA LOOMPA DRONDELDY DOO
I HAVE ONE SCOOP
WHY DID HE GET TWO??
DROOMPFTA LOOMPA GRUNNFOMLDA DEE
IF YOU FUCKING CLAP
I'LL KILL YOU ON TV

>>132555362
I actually really like these memes

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>>132553612
Bitch give me the two scoops.

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>>132546902
"Sometime the hand of SCOOPS....must be forced!"

DIZZILOND HRUFFAJRUMPHFFF

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>>132555362
If you're not laughing out loud on the very sight of GOMPLE ZHKHOMPFL you're a certified newfag

>>132555064
Lol did you write this or is it a pasta.?

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>>132546902
The scoops Mr Grumplffffs...
Hand them over...

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My favorite one