/exploding knees/ general

>>132532694
stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIHVPCj25Z0

>>132532694
It lands successfully and does it job of launching, quite literally, progress into orbit for us to better understand ourselves and our future to preserve our species.

Basically, doing everything opposite of what our current president is doing.

30 minutes

>>132534581
2/10 be more subtle

>>132534581
>implying understanding ourselves will lead to good things
Pro tip: it won't.

>>132532694
*tips fedora*

I think you started the thread a little early, Chest McLarghuge.

21 minutes to go, Roll Fizzlebeef.

my bet: will fail again and will try again tomorrow

this one is expendable. No landing attempt.

>>132532694
It is too late. My freedom fighters have won this round!

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>>132532694
Shot down by best Korea

Czech em

15 MINUTES!
UNOFFICIAL STREAM WITH COMMENTS ENABLED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTYjOplHzpw
OFFICIAL STREAM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIHVPCj25Z0

>>132532694
i've watched at least 5 of those and you NEVER see the rocket landing

it just appears magically there, every single time

always the same

>WOW EHHHH GUYS, WE HAVE SOME SERUIOS INFETTERENCE HERE GUISE, WEW, WE COULDNT GIVE YOU FOOTAGE OF THE LANDING!!!1

>>132538190
Huh. I mean they must have multiple cameras so that one can show it landing... right?

>>132538190
shoo shoo you fucking retard. That's just for droneship landings, and only some of them, not all of them. Anyone with a pair of eyeballs can watch the RTLS landings from any number of public beaches.

>>132538190
The boat has a satellital connection.
When the rocket is landing it generates huge vibrations. If the antenna moves too much, it can loose line of sight with the satellite and the connection is interrupted

>>132538406
for some reason all cameras stop working at the same time, go watch one of the landings :^)

>>132538538
idiot see >>132538509

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>>132532694
Shot down by missle. WW3 starts.

>>132538509
aahhh yeah, the vibration infetterence!1

Digits and it blows up

>>132537921
Kys

I really do hope it explodes, I'm sick of Reddit and their hard on for Spacex

Get THAAD'd.

>roll

>>132538611
kys shill

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>>132538588

LIVE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIHVPCj25Z0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIHVPCj25Z0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIHVPCj25Z0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIHVPCj25Z0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIHVPCj25Z0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIHVPCj25Z0

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>>132538649

this one won't land. not enough fuel.

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>>132538677

Gods, at least show me something awesome on the in flight stream, if you don't make it drop into the Vatican, would be the biggest event of bad luck ever.

>>132532694
kaboom

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BUMP FOR AMERICAN UNIVERSE MANIFEST DESTINY

>>132532694
Why do we want this feat of engineering to fail? Seeing a launch in person is fairly inspiring and something every westerner should experience.

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5 minutes

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soon, very soon now lads.

>>132539103
Edgy retards who never worked a day in their lives.

3 min countdown begins

seeking geosynchronous orbit

so what are they launching into space?

>>132539103
>Why do we want this feat of engineering to fail?

i dont

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>>132539103
god this guys voice is dead.

t minus VERY SOON :DDDD

>>132539103
i blame kerbal space program

>>132539444
oops wrong person

I'll be impressed when his cars can fly

t minus 1 min

1 minute!!!!!!!!

1 minute to live, Brock Chestcheese.

40 seconds

wtf set it off

go for launch.
t30

If this fails Im gonna laugh because their leftists. If it succeeds im gonna take credit because their white

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here we go boys

seems like no splodes for today lads

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take me with you rocket

>no explosion
I was told there would be explosions. wtf you cunts.

>>132539817
fuck off brainlet

>>132539756
Best splodes are right after takeoff tho, just ask the Challenger

post >yfw it continues the parabola and crashes into the ground

T PLUS 50
SOOPR SONIC
>gotta go fast

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>>132534581
>Basically, doing everything opposite of what our current president is doing.

this basically makes me think the earth is flat and space is fake.

Why were they spraying water on the engine? Do they want it to explode??

>>132539845
That's not very nice, anon. Apologize.

>>132539103
nah i don't either. its just people who think they're funny making jokes

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in the next 10 years, those rockets are going to land in a dangerous planet, that planet name is earth, most especific in the germany zone, the terraformation must begin and it will come with fire

MECO

>>132540000
Sorry, nice quads

2nd stage boys

>>132539972
lol fuckin brainlet

Local news just had the launch. They showed the other one that was cancelled as well.

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Flat earthers BTFO

WTF THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT?!

>launches rocket into orbit
>has to design the rocket so it dumps trash all over the place

Why do Americans do this?

Why are they clapping? Didn't some nerds with slide rules land one of these on the moon like 50 years ago?

How far away is the landing platform from where they take off?

>>132540173
>132540173
ITS JUST BECAUSE OF CAMERA LENSES! IT IS STILL FLAT REEEEEEEEEEEE.

>>132540157
>>132540173
CGIfags incoming lel

>>132540219
why we build rockets? some one has to

>>132540157
it's CGI dumb ass dont even think about debating me about flat earth theory kid i will demolish you.

>>132540236
theyre not landing. theyre putting a satelitei n orbit.

>>132540261
those CGI guys must be paid a shit ton

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SOMEONE CORRECT THIS THE OBVIOUSLY FAKED IT WITH A FISH EYE LENSE

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>>132540157
excuse me, the UN would like a word with you.

>>132540219
you ever saw the chad piss sprinkle meme? thats americans

>>132540294
Did you just come back from the edge of Earth?

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>>132540318
>>132540294

Not recovering the first stage. Bummer. That's my favorite part.

>>132540294
beware the company that wastes millions to make flat earthers look like fools

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>>132540344
TOPKEK

>>132540386
no because it's blocked by a giant wall of ice senpai

>>132540415
This. Waste of million of dollars desu senpai!

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>>132540335
you're disingenuous

>>132538778
fake

>>132540471
But global warming.

Fly a plane to the edge of the world then.

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>>132534581

>>132532694
>muh (((solar system)))
>>>/x/

>>132540415
>>132540493
Others are saying it needs to use all the fuel to get the satellite to its destination.

SECO-1 reached

HOW CAN THEY SWIM IN SPACE IF THERE IS NOTHING THERE?

Why the shit didn't they show the cutoff?

>>132532694
Who the fuck cares about a random rocket going to the space

i don't wany animation i want to see the aliesn fuck musk nigger

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>>132540318
>>132540261
I'm a former flat earther that used to think the earth was stationary and realized the errors of my ways and realize the earth is indeed a round spinning ball. here's the footage that convinced me that the heliocentric model is not a dirty jew lie, starts at 0:06

>>132540788
CONNECTION ISSUES

>>132540788
they don't want to show the viewers the ice wall

>"S-Sir W-we have run out of our budget to cgi a round earth"

>"Fuck. Just play an animation"

Is this all they got? round earthers get more and more pathetic

>>132540294
When is was 26, I sailed around the world on a catamaran. You may be surprised to find out that I didn't in fact fall off the edge of the world into the great nothingness beyond. Just how exactly did I manage that on a flat earth I wonder?

>>132540821
>he doesn't want to terraform mars

wtf pedro?

>>132540932
>sailing in a circle prove the world is a sphere
NASA shills plz go

>>132540932
MULTIPLE DIMENSIONS

>>132540873
You think those CGI guys got fired? I wonder if they mouthed off to someone close about their shenanigans

FUCK TRUMP
that was a good launch. godspeed spacex

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>>132532694
Dog bless

dudududududu duuuu duuududududu

>Radiation fucks our shit up without some sort of protection against it in space.
What's the point bros?

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gred oden thread?

>>132534581
In principal, it will make use of the sky as a movie screen, a space based laser generating satellite projects simultaneous images to the four corners of the planet in every language and in every dialect according to region. It deals with the religion aspect of the new world order and is a large scale seduction.

Computers will coordinate the satellite and software will run the show and tell. Holography is based on very nearly identical signal, combining to produce an image or hologram with deep perception which is equally applicable ?? to ELF, VLF and LF waves. It is an optical phenomena.

Specifically, the show will consist of laser projection of multiple holographic images to different parts of the world, each receiving a different according to predominating regional/national religious faith. Not a single area will be excluded.

With computer animation and sound effects appearing to come from the depths of space, astonished followers of the various creeds will witness their own returned messiah in spectacularly convincing life-like realness. Then the projection of the Christ, of Mohammed, Buddah, Krishna, etc. will merge into one after ?? explanation of the mysteries, prophecies, and revelation will have been disclosed.

This one god will in fact be the anti-Christ who will explain the various scriptures have been misunderstood, that the religions of all are responsible for turning brother against brother, nation against nation; therefore the world's religions must be abolished to make way for the Golden Age, New Age of the One World Religion, representing the one god anti-Christ in this instance they see before them.

oh look! they didn't show the rocket landing! how strange...

must have been that damned infetterence again :^)

>>132541255
It's not landing though.

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/MUSKeteers/ ww@?

All I can see is a CGI globe

>>132540932
just how did you manage to have a boat and no job?

This isn't the real earth what a scam

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>>132541374
Thats fucking real, take it back.

>>132541255
this missions was NOT supposed to land because of the fuel
RETARD

DO
YOUR
FUCKING
RESEARCH

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>>132541106
what are you talking about anon, this is clearly legitimate footage of the earth from space, just look at that curvature. no CGI here, I should know, I'm an ex-flat earther turned round earther

>>132541244
put the drugs down tommy

>>132540873
Ok wait what. Gonna need some sauce on that

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>>132538588

>>132541481
how convenient...

>>132540932
get a load of this hothead

>>132541191
literally get a thicker skin u fag

you know who also doesn't buys the lies of the jews and knows the truth about the earth?
that's right is ISLAM. is the only religion that knows the truth

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Are people saying this is CGI actually serious or larping? Are there that many retards here?

>>132541191
G E N E T I C E D I T I T I N G

https://futurism.com/these-rats-live-30-years-almost-never-get-cancer-and-feel-basically-no-pain/

>>132534581
Kys

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>>132541480
fellow round earther here, its sure real fellow goyim. lets continue to not think that there is a group of people that has enough power to make the world so stupid they are unable to discern the shape and nature of the earth, and let the scientists think for us

>>132541673
we are going to nuke you, mohamed

>>132541673
fuck off and die shitskin

>>132540932
The compass and GPS are lies like CNN.
They fake whole news companies and have fake reporters, why wouldn't they be able to fool you on your catamaran?

>>132532694
It will blow up.

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>>132541554
H-heh i-its not like I wanted you to notice me or anything, BR-chan!

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>>132532694
>>132534581
Oh, I missed it. I'll get the video for you guys next time.
t. Brevard County

>>132541719
please see my posts >>132541777
>>132541489
>>132540873

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>>132541999
>>132541777
>being this desperate for (You)s

Shoo. I claim these digits as my property.

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>>132539694
Underrated post

>>132541969
>70tonnes in orbit with two solid boosters and a fucking rocket

Kerbal space program is harder than reality

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>>132542200
nah bro, they're mine, royally fuck yourself.

>>132532745
Initiating 2nd McBurn

>>132542579
They landed on a raft through fog in choppy water last week

That's a hooot thruster

Do people think there is no landing footage? Do they deny any recorded footage because it's not live?

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>>132532694
22043.143 mph at its fastest
god bless america

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>>132542658
Sorry, faggoto, youll have to get two pair or higher. These are my digs are mine dont violate the NAP.

>>132542932
35k km/h you pleb

>>132542932
I wonder if burgers will ever realize that all the calculations are done in km and it's only converted to tard-units so ameritards don't get confused by big strange scientific units.

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>Be me, Elon. A smart business guy
>Marry Justine
>Whisper to her "I am the alpha in this relationship" on the day we get married
>Make her birth six white boys and then divorce her
>Private school my kids
>Say I'm a liberal conservative which is strictly a business move to stay friendly to both sides
>Advance humanity by overworking both myself and everyone else at my companies
>Finally get to mars, only have white astronauts as the first colonizers and say it's strictly because they were the most fit for the job
>Regular colonization missions begin
>Continue to send whites for the majority but some sterile people from other ethnicities also so everyone won't become too suspicions
>The third world war starts, people start destroying their own planet and end up eradicating each other
>Earth is destroyed and all humans on it are dead
>I single-handedly saved the white race
>Start a recolonization mission to Earth
>/pol/ still throw bants at me
>mfw

>>132542985
u should've stopped while u were ahead

check these out tho

>>132543120
>>132543094
i converted to burger units for the plebs, chill

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shit. i thought this thread died

still, look what I found on /tv/

>>132542794
just saw that
fuck me

Why is the video unlisted?

>>132532694

Funny how the flat earthers are nowhere to be found.

>>132543369
>retarded braindead sluts only date retarded braindead dropouts

okay

>>132543629
the video is being reuploaded and processed

>>132543369
do what better?

wtf is "it"

>>132543629
editing the parts where the CGI went bad

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>>132543121
>all of this ends in nothing thanks to a succubus

>>132542985
nope, they mine, they got my name, and my cooties

>>132541551
its from this site, and its taken from a livestream.

>>132543660
its funny how you're blinder than a bat.

>>132538676
The first stage on this launch isn't landing because they need all the fuel for the orbit required.

>>132532694
>Why are they sending rockets into the sky ceiling

>>132541719
Disinfo/ cointelpro

CIA spreads flat-earth bullshit to undermine the credibility of people questioning the actual conspiracies (such as mass migration)

>>132544531
Sacrifices must be made to SKYKING.

>>132543945

Where. Find. Moar?

What is impulse/time and how if possible, can it be used.

>>132540873
It's a dusty lens what are you trying to say?

>>132532694
Dumbass, it's too heavy to land it. The have to develop the F9 Heavy before they can land after launching a satellite this size.

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>>132541969
Space Coast, FL reporting in again
It was originally supposed to be a night launch on Monday night. Night launches are always better. They look far cooler.

Y'all niggers feel free to hit me up if you ever want to go see a launch. We'll do Florida shit and we can go to Disney (I've got an annual pass)

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The result will be......

>>132545466
you close enough to hear the 3x sonic boom when a f9 does RTLS?

I bet it'll be a real treat when FH launches and there are 6 sonic booms in close succession

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApH_mRXwpT0

>>132545688
That is exactly what the result will be, as they lack the fuel to land the first stage for this launch.

>>132545748
No, I don't live on Merritt Island, but I have a buddy who lives much closer.

this is on the high end of what f9 can do.

Late august they will launch - wait for it - a 450kg(!) Taiwanese sat. They could do loop-de-loops and land in Kansas if they wanted to, the margins would still be crazy high. It was supposed to be a falcon ONE launch!
Rumor is that they might try something funky with S2 after deployment. Lots of juice to experiment with

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>>132546469
I just want them to start building the orbital loop. I wouldn't mind a 1% tax increase to pay for it.

>>132545051
nah, thats a perfeclty clean leans that shows the earth is a round spinning ball, there's no CGI overlay in that video, no dust, just pure earf

>>132544783
you people are so fucking stupid its absurd.

>>132532694
I don't think its going to explode. They are probably still using new rockets to prevent anymore fuck ups. Give it a year or two for the rockets to get enough wear and tear to see them explode. Cheaper vs Reliability inspection/repair, will come up since they got the rocket to work. So the increase of demand to send things into space will grow they will be more likely to push the rockets harder to meet demand which will cause explosions.

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>>132541421
Trust fund baby. Plus, not my boat, sailed with the owner.
I got money, but not that kind of money.