If you had a time machine what would you do ?

>>132532675
Get next week's lottery numbers and football match results.

I'd go tell Hitler not to fuck with Stalin and concentrate on the Western front. As long as we're just making shit up I'd also go tell Hirohito to leave the US alone and tell Mussolini not to sell out to the Germans.

Go back to 4th century Rome and urge them all to invade the Arabian peninsula (specifically Medina and Mecca) and spread Christendom or Hellenic paganism in order to prevent Islam from ever being created

Would also get a ticket with all 7 winning numbers for whenever the next mega millions jackpot is

First year of the universe so I could burn up in molten hot hydrogen instantly

>>132533093
Nietzsche as fuck, man.

Take all time travel science with me all the way to the post heat-death universe as to not let jewish timelords take over and tax the universe

I would do unspeakable things to that slutty jewess

>>132532969
>I don't understand military history
Stalin was going to invade anyway. Hitler should've invaded earlier

Go back to ancient Egypt and teach them how to build pyramids. Also teach them about kek and the power of meme magic.

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>>132532675

>>132532675
Kill Churchill, help Hitler win

enter year -0 into its destination so it would send me into oblivion as a form a suicide

>>132532675
GO back to early last year, make a GIF of the President closelining a CNN logo, then wait for said president to tweet that image, and when CNN doxxes me; refuse to 'apologize' for my 'anti-semitic' and 'islamophobic' posts and openly declare that I've nothing left to lose you pathetic CNN faggots.

>>132532675
bring her a vaccine and marry

Kill LBJ and everyone involved with the 1965 Immigration Act.

>>132532675

Make the pregnant Anne Frank copypasta real

>>132532675
Sell it for cocaine and hookers.

>>132532675

Go back like a day and pick a good stock. Rest of the world can go fuck themselves.

>>132533792

Or you could just pluck her off the train

>>132532675
Go back and kidnap anne frank, and rape her anally for a couple months to train her ass, then I take her around the south side of chicago to pass her around to be used in all her holes by all the feral niggers there, and film it and sell the footage for mad pornbux profit.

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>>132533093
First nano-seconds of the universe, so that my body will influence the position of the subatomic particules and ultimatly the whole disposition of matter in the universe.

>>132533905

Jeff Mangum will give you six million dollar extremes for it

Prevent my parents from meeting.

>>132532969
>Le Eastern front was a mistake
Lear your history m8

Watch Ghengis slaughter millions upon millions of arabs desu

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>>132532675
TIME MACHINES ARE REAL
DO NOT BELIEVE WHAT (((THEY))) TELL YOU

>>132534164
pose la chicha et va au lit mon anon
I'd tell the Japs not to invade Hawaii but to attack Russia jointly with the krauts instead

do everything the same again

more time machines

>>132534158

You realize CP is illegal right?

Also, selling her off as a sex slave to Neutral Milk Hotel will make you a lot more money.

Trust me on this, I'm a descendant of slaveholders.

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>>132532675
I would take modern knowledge, tech, and weapons to 5000bce to see what happens. Breed with a Neanderthal. And probably kidnap people from different time periods and start a side show.

>>132532792
fpbp /thread

>>132532675
I would go back in time

Tell Hitler not to invade Poland and to redouble efforts to form an alliance with Britain and America against the Soviets.

>>132532675
Does anyone here know if time machines could actually somehow exist where we can go to the past, alter it, and then go back into the present day?

>>132534564
illegal things make far more money, and also i'd be supplying a demand from the powers that be, you think jeff magnum has more money than deepweb illegal pornbrokers? kek

>>132532675
>
Visit the future and see when immortality is achieved

>>132532675
go back and give Anne Frank a high quality ballpoint pen that wasn't invented until after the war

>>132532675
Travel to auschwitz and see if the holocaust really happened

>>132532675
probably time travel

>>132532675
Go and tell Carolus rex what he'll need to do in order to win the war.
>Kill/imprison russian captives after Narva
>Go for moscow if you need to, Poland is not in shape to attack, sign peace as soon as possible

>>132534836

The most 'scientific' approach to time travel sees it as a sort of phone, needing a receiver at each end. Which would mean you could only travel back to the first invention of a time machine, but not further.

>>132534836
you can change the future but you can't return to the changed future

>>132532675
Yes, I would.

>>132534836
no it's impossible to travel back
you can go forward thou even with current technology

>>132534944
then shove it in her butter beacon

Why are Jews so intelligent? Seriously. She just looks intelligent.

>>132535451
But what's the point if you can't return? That sucks ass. Man, how fucking amazing would it be if we could just correct the mistakes of the past.

Make sure America gets aborted

>>132532969
All of Hitlers generals said the same thing. Why would he listen to you?

>>132535592
She looks like a rat. I guess rats have a certain cunning.

>>132532675
Kill Churchill.

>>132534845

Well Jeff will pay you right away plus it's technically not illegal if you arrange for the purchase to take place in an African country where slavery is still legal, thus shielding you from any consequences but fair enough.

At least make her pregnant so goys like me who get off to that can enjoy it too.

Also someone post the preggo Anne Frank hentai and copypasta. I'd do it but I'm not at my computer right now.

>>132532675
>Tell Hitler not to give the English a chance to escape back to England after France got their collective asses kicked.
>Prevent Pearl Harbor
>Go back in time and convince the Aztecs I am their white god a few years before Cortez arrives in Mexico.
>Pretend to be a time traveling American from the future and tell FDR not to be involved in WW2.

Convince south to pick their own cotton

>>132532675
>If you had a time machine what would you do ?
Give the NSDAP all the information they'd need to win the war.

I would fuck every Cavewoman and have every future human being be my child

>>132532675
Murder Edison. Find Tesla. Become his front man. Infinite Energy for everybody.

>>132532969

The war in the Eastern Front was going to happen no matter what. What he should have done was not fuck around with Greece as it pushed Barbarossa back over a month, and had he been just as successful with that extra month of time he could have taken Moscow.

>>132532675
Go 40 years into the future and get a sports almanac, stock charts for the last 40 years, lottery number histories and...top 40 music as well.

Go back, become the world's first trillionaire and be a record producer that cranks out nothing but chart topping hits so everyone in Hollywood and Wall Street will do anything to suck my cock and avoid my wrath. Use my money and influence to completely alter the political landscape and crush liberalism.

>>132536036
>preggo anne frank fetishism
so trite, so passe, so behind the curve
step up your tryhard fetishism game, my kin

>>132535343
Interesting. Perhaps we'll see if all those sci-fi films were onto something and if science can actually take us that far.

>>132535417
You mean, you can't return to the present?

>>132533561
Push on to Moscow instead of getting buttfucked in Stalingrad?

>>132533561
>>132533561
>Stalin was going to invade anyway. Hitler should've invaded earlier
Stalin had no plans to invade. Hitler had nerve gas. All he had to do was advertise this, and the cold war would have started much sooner.

>>132532675
i wanna fuck anne frank

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>>132535232
my brother...

>>132535532
gonna need a whole box of penis

Kill Moses

>>132533062
You're now standing on a square in 4th century Rome. Tell me how you work yourself up to a position where your opinion about invading Arabia matters.

You'd have a better chance by going to 7th century Arabia and undermining Muhammad. That is, if he existed and the Islam as we know it wasn't created much later given that the early Arab expansion after the supposed death of Muhammad left absolutely no signs that these conquerors had a new religion or prophet which is very strange considering they would have been ordered to first ask the peoples to convert to Islam before attacking them, and further, after conquering them they ought to have made Islam the law of the land. There is not even the slightest whiff of evidence of either.

>>132532675
Shot Dewey and Truman.

>Nobody said this yet

Prevent the assasination of Franz Ferdinand

>>132532675
A man can only do so much. I'd probably go back to 1914 and try to stop Franz Ferdinand from going to Sarajevo or go back and murder Muhammad.

>>132532675
Find a way to help MacArthur nuke the chinks

>>132537325
Fucking just beat me to it.

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>>132532675
Go to the end of time, to the brink of all existence. Delicately cleanse my lips with a moist towelette. Fill a woopie cushion and place it on a small wooden stool.

Return to my time and speak of this to no one.

>>132536497
Yes, he was.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igor_Bunich

kill mohammed

>>132532675
Shoot Hitler and find someone more competent.

>>132537325
Europe was a powder keg, literally anything would have set it off and due to pre-standing alliances, the sides and ultimate result of the war would be more or less the same

>>132537406
>not murdering Abraham

>>132536943
nigga you went deep!

>>132537609
This would have literally done nothing to change the course of history. Himmler would have been the next guy.

>>132532675
coom on it

>>132532675
I would live the life of an artist, the greatest one, with my art history knowledge, i would make the famous one just before they are done and claim I have surnatural powers.
Then eat like a mad man and fuck wemens

>>132532675
Time travel is FORBIDDEN!!!
You'll just end fucking up time and destroying the universe as we know it.

>>132537891
Time travel is possible, just not the whole going backwards part.

>>132532675
Give Germany suffecient intel to win WW1.

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>>132532675

put on a hazmat suit and check out the dinosaurs during the Ordovician era.

>>132537325
>preventing
>not going back a little earlier, putting on a yarmulke and prosthetic nose and assassinating him before gavrilo arrives while screaming SHALOM SHEKELSTEIN! again and again

>>132537985
har har Sleep it off and you'll end up in the future.

>>132537985
to be fair that ain't time travel, just physics.

>>132536288
Nope, that wouldn't have saved him either.

>>132537201
easy you show the romans technology beyond their imagination bring a couple guns a phone a laptop anything they dont have

>>132532675

nothing legal.

>>132532675

Hit it and quit it.

>>132538170
To also be fair, you would have to be traveling to go faster in time.

>>132532675
Another idea: Go back to 14th century France, take up the identity of Nostradamus and troll historians for eternity by using my knowledge of the future to make predictions

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>>132532675
What I need to achieve this

Recreate the Palahniuk story of Rant. Not for the sake of immortality. For the sake of wiping my boogers on the wall.

>>132532675
Literally where is the Ann Frank impregnation pasta?

>>132532675
Going back to 1968 and tell Salazar not to sit in that fucking chair.

>>132538496
Mike Pence already did that.

Probably go back to this morning and blow myself.

>>132538608
Boi you better have a "source"

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>>132532675
Kill the first jew

>>132534164
Pas mal - mais tu te fera evaporer

>>132537689
Balkan was a powder keg only.
If we found a way to make peace and calm things down,WW1 would have been prevented or atleast slowed down enough that would have changed the course of history.

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IF HITLER WON WW2

No USSR (the Soviet government murdered millions of its own people during its 70 year reign)

No cold war (without the USSR)

No Communist Eastern Europe/Iron Curtain (when WW2 ended, Eastern Europe fell to Communism)

No Red China and Mao's subsequent killing of 40-60 million Chinese (the USSR created favorable conditions for Mao's Communists)

No Communist North Vietnam (both the Soviet Union and Red China aided Ho Chi Minh)

No Communist Cambodia and Pol Pot's slaughter of 2,000,000 Cambodians (Red China aided Pol Pot)

No dividing Korea into North Korea and South Korea (the Allies split Korea after WW2 ended with North Korea becoming Communist)

No Communist Cuba and no Communism anywhere (Hitler was the world's most fervent anti-Communist)

Liberalism and multiculturalism wouldn't dominate Western ethos (both are Jewish creations and both have always been heavily promoted by Jews)

No Cultural Marxism and no political correctness (these are social engineering tools which came out of the Jewish think tank known as the Frankfurt School)

No third world immigration into Western nations (Jews wouldn't be in power positions to craft and force through liberal immigration laws)

No depraved filth on TV, in movies, etc. (because Jews wouldn't run Hollywood)

No widespread pornography (Jewish lawyers and Jewish activists were the main challengers of anti-obscenity laws, under the guise of "freedom of speech")

There would still be prayer in public schools (Jewish lawyers were instrumental in banning prayer in public schools under the guise of so-called "separation of church and state")

No radical feminist movement (Jews such as Betty Friedan, Sonia Pressman, and Gloria Steinem were the key drivers of radical feminism)

No Israel and the problems it has brought the US, and the immeasurable misery it has wrought on Palestinians

*Full Must-Read Article: immigration-globalization.blogspot.com/2011/10/if-hitler-won-world-war-ii-we-would.html

>>132532675
I would kill Mohammed.

/pol/ is full of Retards.
If you go back in time, you're essentially going to an alternative universe as any changes you made would have been done already. Paradox and all that shit.

Go tell Hitler to speed up the process.

>>132538896
At what point in the war did the Nazi's have even the slightest chance of defeating the USSR?

>>132532675
Go back with a bunch of WW2 military documentaries and show them to Hitler and his generals. I would change how the war plays out.

>>132538453
not a necessity
gravitational time dilation is a thing too, still I guess someone has to move anyway

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>>132538896
So much bullshit in this post...

kill ford

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>>132539174
oy vey!

>>132532675

I'd take three trips to the day Kenedy was shot, and shoot him from 3 different angles. That's why his death is such a mystery. It hasn't happened yet.

>>132539220
Western capitalists built up the Soviet Union's industries as well so don't get all high and mighty. Read antony sutton

>>132532675
Kill Marx and Engels.

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>>132539040
If Operation Barbarossa was not delayed for 2 weeks - Winter weather was too extreme when if became at Soviets' advantage

>>132539040
If they took Stalingrad and Baku they may have had a chance but by then it was kinda fucked.

>>132538896
>implying hitler wasn't a Jewish plant

>>132532675
help hitler with their tech, tactics and stuff.
Make sure he doesn't start the war against Poland and wait enough time for Italy to arm.

Also i should try to save José Antonio Primo de Rivera and help the falange.

Maybe seek a way to unite the other lesser countries like romania, hungaria, austria, etc.

It would be fun to see Poland getting rekt by Russia.

With Nazi Germany, Facist Italy, Falangist

>>132532675
Convince Hitler not to invade Soviet Union

>>132537554
well of course he had a plan to invade if he had to, everyone makes plans, just in case. But Stalin was not going to invade Germany. And doubly not with the nerve gas and other wunder-weapons hitler was making.

>>132532969
Just because you have a time machine doesn't mean you would be able to get close to Hitler or that he would believe what you were telling him.

>>132535800

Show him a smartphone and a Glock. You'll have his ear.

I would go to the future with my fuck buddy.

>>132532675
Warn Hitler not to show mercy at Dunkirk, not to rely on the Italians, and to take a defensive stance on the Eastern front.

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>>132539428

Definitely not.

http://youtu.be/_0V_xf3OQgM

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>>132539284

Actually breddy gud

>>132539262
I'm not a Jew faggot, its just this faggot has a utopian fantasy where if the Nazis won everything would be paradise, like how faggot commies think if every government is communist there will be a utopia. And the faggot just goes full "DA JOOOS" without realizing that everything he said was a communist plot, and was due to KGB infiltration.

>>132537554
>Stalin was going to attack on July 10 1941.
Because the Soviets were totally prepared for an all out war with an army that had just swept through half a dozen countries?

>>132532675
Go back in time and kill myself when I was a baby.

>>132532675
Put up a few decent HD cams when 9/11 happens
Especially at WTC7

I'd have sex with myself to see what kind of paradox it'd create.

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>>132532675

Go to different time periods throughout human history and carve images of a frog surrounded by prostrating worshipers into famous landmarks.

>>132533463
Like racemixing?

Give Hitler all documents necessary to know how to win the Second World War.
Also give him modern weaponry blueprints.

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>>132532675
go back 5 minutes and shitpost CNN even HARDER

>>132540222
This desu

I'd probably go back to when I was 13 and just getting urges

Go back to the earliest date possible that (((they))) were expelled from countries, get the leaders of every nation to wipe them all out there and then

>>132540013
>not opting to barge in on your parents having sex scaring them shitless so you're never conceived

>>132539284
>helping the globalists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDe6QCqFu4c

>>132532675
Burn that damn diary.

Even based Jews hate that little bitch.

>>132539378
>>132539378

>Two weeks

Lend lease act was passed almost three months before and Germany never even got to Moscow or the Caucasus.

>>132536386

It's not my fault Jeff put thoughts in my head

>>132540595
>implying the diary is even real and wasnt written by her father to make sheckles

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Fuck her right in the pucci.

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record and copyright every hit single since the 50's

>tfw when I get assassinated by Sony and AEG for my catalog

>>132532675
SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAIN TOPS

I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

>>132541415
Fucking knew it

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>>132532675
actually gas the jews

>>132541415
>you and her
Ruined it for me. Learn to grammar, bro.

>>132532675
go back in time and have sex with Anne Frank?

>what did you expect me to do with a post like this?

>>132532675
Would it be wrong if someone edited the pic to look like she just got a bukkake?

>>132540595

>not rescuing her and making her pregnant with (((John Connor)))

>>132532675
pick up 21st century weapon manuals, go back to 1935 and hand them off to hitler

>>132532675
I'd point out where Anne Frank is along with her family..

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>>132532675

show the allies what communists did to the modern world

>>132533614
Golden!

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>>132532675
Exterminate niggers and muslims, then come back and live in a huge mansion and do whatever the fuck I want.

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>>132534434
This is ridiculously stupid. This belongs on plebbit and you should delete it off your computer.

Live in a better time

I'd go back and pick my own cotton if it meant we got to ship the niggers back on cattle ships

>>132545425
1950s and 60s

>>132534434
lmao

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>>132532675
let Abraham kill his son

>>132532675
prevent this greasy bitch from ever being born, having a chance to erase yet another piece of jewish propaganda

>>132541415

Thank you

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>>132532675
Tell Hitler all his mistakes so he can win. Like don't invade Stalingrad, don't split the 6th army from its armored division, better prepare for winter war on Moscow.

>>132545404
>OY VEY JUST GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE
NO GO SCHLOMO

>>132532675
Kill Marx

A time machine would be too dangerous to operate.


The risk of getting lost in time, perpetually trapped between dimensions, and of course, death, are all too much of a risk factor involved with a time machine.

How would it even work? Especiat upon re-entry? Would I poof into existence at the same spot on earth but at an earlier time? This in and of itself is incredibly dangerous. MONTHS of research would be needed just to pick the precise re-entry time and place. You wouod need to know the EXACT conditions of that EXACT spot at an EXACT time to the millisecond.

Imagin poofing into existence and a slight breeze has a bubble gum wrapping whirling through the air exactly where your brain will emerge. Wow now your brain matter has been displaced and theres a wrapper sized hole. Instant death. Good game. Rip in peace

So no. I wouldn't risk going back in time for literally anything. I'll roll with the punches in this timeline and take what i can get as I accept this reality

>>132539040
What is the Empire of Japan?

I would bring back both a computer of some kind fully loaded with tech manuals, encylopedias, archived wikipedia, all of it. The sum of our knowledge. I would also bring hard copies of the essentials.

I would give it all to Tesla and tell him to go nuts. I'd also warn him about his fate in our timeline so that he can avoid it.

>>132547497
alternatively, prevent the burning of the library at Alexandria

>>132546215

/thread/

>>132547700
What about Engels?

>>132547813

He wouldn't have become nearly as popular without Marx so that problem corrects itself

>>132532675
i would take a shotgun and go str8 2 hitler and tell him he is a cool guy

>>132532675
I want to save that smile

tell yakub not to make white people

>>132548470

WE

>>132541415
t. Jeff Mangum

>>132532675
Kill Ted Turner so CNN won't be made

>>132532675
Ape rape anne frankenstein in a pubble of mud.

>>132547470
You mean the Empire who surrendered to the U.S because they feared the Russian invasion if they wouldn't surrender at all?

>>132547470
Attacking Russia from the other side wouldn't have done much either, the eastern side is a giant wasteland with one rout. The Russians were being supplied from Persian corridor.

>>132532675
well first I would fuck my younger self
then I would fuck myself as a child
then I would fuck my mother
then I would kill my grandmother so that everything I did on the way to killing my own grandmother never really happened

then I guess I'd spend the rest of eternity in oblivion

> ride a fucking tiger
> see evenst that happened be4 i fix them
> bang time machine sluts
> powerball moneys to buy weapons
> kill off ppl that fuck up history (black arabs kikes)

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Stop Lee from ordering Pickett's Charge.

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>>132533882

Got you covered fellow Dixiebro

>>132548433

Who wouldn't love a gorgeous face like that?

>>132545959

You could just make sure she doesn't die.

>>132544131

Do without a condom so we get pregnant Anne Frank photos and you get a free time-paradox son.

>>132541415

Hold up I'll finish it

You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye

>>132532675
Kill the retard who created the jus solis.

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>>132550132
Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too

>>132550224

Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

Smother Karl Marx in his infancy.

If I had another stop, I'd smother Winston Churchill in his infancy, and then FDR.

>>132532675
>If you had a time machine what would you do ?

make gay porno with jesus and muhammad

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>>132550283

You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

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>>132550366

Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-

*Cums in Diary*

>>132537201
Wow, you must be a fuckin blast at parties

Germoney was fucked in WW2 no matter what. Even if they had managed to invade Britain and conquer Russia, the USA would have nuked them eventually and they'd have surrendered instantly like the Japs

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>>132549238

But if you kill him, the movie Gettysburg won't be made...

At least kill him after he makes Gods and Generals but before the Time Warner merger.

>>132550132
cease

>>132550132
>>132550224
>>132550366
>>132550443

Awwww thanks

>>132536497
>Stalin had no plans to invade
The Soviet invasion was coming, but the Red Army wasn't ready for an offensive war until 1943

kill John Wilkes Booth

Kill abraham

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>>132532675
Get the romans to finish the job.

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Ok, full of "if" "if" let me put this way:
Time travel is not impossible, however if you do something stupid you are fucked and so it is the universe.
For instance, you can't save people or modify important element in history cause there would be no time travel, no time travel mean that the universe would cease to exist due to the paradox since you time travelled.
If you go back to play the winning number at lottery is another thing, here an example:
You time travel to yesterday knowing the winning numbers and you play them.

Important events in history should be left alone, or consequence can be devastating, also the more you go back the more the risk become bigger.

That's all folks

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>>132550821

No problem

>>132550730

What? I thought you frogs loved pregnant porn. That's where I torrent most of mine's from.

Don't you want to cuddle Anne's stomach, put your ears up to her belly and hear three hearts beat in unison?

>>132550833

>thinking you can Spook the Booth

fuck off

>>132532969
This but find a way to work with the U.S. to counter Communism. Nazi Germany, and United States vs. USSR.

>>132550224
QUIT POSTING THIS SHIT DAMNIT

>>132532969
Now let me give you a history lesson past grade 9 -- The war against the soviet union was inevitable. You think Stalin, king communist, would allow Hitler to bolster his power in Europe? Hitler knew this, so he preemptively attacked

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>>132551676

Let me think about that...

No.

>>132534164

Literal KEK

>>132538896
Literally paradise on Earth

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Kill Abraham assuming he existed, if he didn't then i would kill Moses assuming he existed, if he didn't i would kill Yeshua assuming he existed and if none of those three existed i would kill the people who created them and their stories

>>132551437
>Don't you want to cuddle Anne's stomach, put your ears up to her belly and hear three hearts beat in unison?

Aw man, don't say shit like that. You're making my dick hard and I'm still at work.

>>132551848

10/10 response

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>>132551268
That's fine and all, but theoretically speaking, one of two things would happen to prevent that outcome. Considering we exist right now at this moment and assuming that time travel is possible, the universe must have a solution to paradoxes. One of them being the creation of a separate timeline and the other being a "self-correction" of sorts that prevents the attempted change from taking hold

>>132551715
The funny thing about this complaint, is that after dunkirk, the british lost the ability to field a large, modern army for several years. They're complaining about an essentially nonexistent western front, for which, the germans should have ignored a rapidly modernizing soviet military.

>>132533577
The only one of us worthy.

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>>132550132
>You could just make sure she doesn't die.
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

Simple.

I stop Aurelian from being murdered by his guard on the roadside, by explaining to the guard that the documents he had were forged by a nervous clerk that did something wrong.

>tfw the roman empire was entirely reunited but some faggot bean counter had the west's savior killed to cover up a small mistake he made

Alternatively, if I don't want to change history that much, I go back and kill Bakunin, Marx and every single member of Die Freien. Boom, no more conflict theory, no more feminism or antiracism or gommies.

>>132552222
Hawking's theory wasn't proven.

No, in that case you would create another future where you don't exist and there is no possible way to time travel.You would become a paradox and time can't simply "fix" the damage of you created.
The more you stretch time, the more you risk.

In our case, you have to assume worst case scenario: no alternative universe, no alternative time line, just our universe and time line.

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>>132552574

Bingo

Friendly reminder that we can stop the rise of TayNet by sending Jeff Mangum back to 1944 and having him kidnap Anne Frank right out of the Gestapo prison by blasting all the guards with a shotgun. Anne's adrenaline fueled horniness and Jeff's predilections will take care of the rest.

>>132532675
>If you had a time machine what would you do ?
Give Hitler the atomic bomb.

>>132532675
Impregnate that jewess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R6xCWcf_VU

>>132532675
Destroy all Abrahamic religions at their roots.

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>If you had a time machine what would you do ?

Give Anne the D.

What else?

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>>132533577

>>132553132
>TayNet

Audible kek

>>132532675
Force Woodrow Wilson to join the German Empire in WWI earlier than when we joined Britain.

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>>132534357

>>132553253
>>132553398

See >>132550132 >>132550224 >>132550366 >>132550443

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>>132553887

>>132532675
Save her, breed her...

>>132554222

Get in line >>132553887

>>132532675
not pic related

>>132532675
Bring Patton his journals from the future

figure out how to make an atom bomb and go tell Hitler

>>132552991
By your logic, that theory is just as likely to be wrong since it also can't currently be proven and we're just a bunch of faggots shitposting on the internet

>>132532675
Destroy the Earth and spare everyone the invariable suffering of continued existence in this hellscape filled with monsters.

>>132554607

He dies in the future though.

Plus he was a shitposter his entire life

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>>132555109

But that violates the NAP

>>132555275
False. The NAP cannot be violated if the alleged victim does not exist due to a temporal anomaly.

>>132532675

have to admit this one is the most insane theory i have ever heard. is it like the conspiracy theories meme or do you actually take it seriously OP

>>132532675
I'd give Christians AK-47s in every war.

>>132555054
Sad, but true.
Even if I know psychic at an higher lever, compared to others, I'm just shitposting...

Besides we should focus on real important goals:

Stealing the black stone from the Mecca.
Kills all blacks.
Global warming.

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>>132555502

Touché

>>132555549

What is it?

>>132533463
tell them she is in the attic?

>>132532675

Travel to a close future, come back with some good new' tech. Do anything I want to. Haste progress of humanity, maybe clone myself and send myself to diferent time periods so I have a checkpoint when I fuck up.

>>132555629
my bad Physics

>>132555502
Actually you violated the timeline which belong to the living of that present moment.

>>132532675
At this point, make sure the emancipation proclamation was never made. Next, 1938 and blow the fuck out of every motherfucking sand nigger and take the oil in Saudi Arabia. Then slide over to Germany and eliminate the faggot Hitler so we dont have that whole fucking debacle. The US Oil boom would now be closer to 1940, Kick Jack Kerouac in the nuts. Shoot the fuckers at the Watergate then find Barry Sotero make sure he never goes to college.

>>132532675
Id go back 2.4 million years and take a shit kickstarting life on earth.

>>132537201
Go back with a tactical nukes and you don't have to explain anything. Just blow up whatever shithole Muhammad is from

>>132556140
You do realize that just means the cold war goes hot and we end up nuking Russia, right?

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>>132556140

>Communist poster
>wants to keep niggers in slaverys
>wants to genocide sand niggers
>wants to kill Hitler

Okay well, i guess that one makes sense.

>beat up a progenitor to leftist subversion of America
>keep commie killer Nixon in power
>stop Obama from being president

>>132550538

What kind of stupid normie statement are you trying to make?

>>132538453
No its dependent on the depth of the gravity well IIRC, sufficient velocity just gives you a deep enough gravity well because of mass increase.

Has anybody posted the Anne Frank copypasta

>>132557153

I already did that like an hour ago >>132550132 >>132550224 >>132550283 >>132550443

Back to the Roman empire to save Julius Ceasar

>>132539577
>Hitler looks at the pics on the smartphone
>shoots himself with the Glock
Wat do?

Easy, kill Abraham.

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>>132532675
hot enough to aim a rifle at

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>>132557427

Surrender before Germany gets blasted to smithereens?

Make Oswald Mosley win, avoid ww2

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>>132557551

*counter-snipes you*

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>>132532675
I wish I could save her in some kind of time machine!!!!

take an african-american kang back to ancient egypt and watch their head explode

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>>132558163

10/10 would do if I weren't already taking care of Anne and the kids

Bring knowledge of electricity and a computer filled with modern schematics back in time to 1861. Make the confederacy dominate the union on all fronts and become an economic powerhouse. Jump back to the present, take the new inventions that a 150 year jump on technology gives us, and go back to 1861 to repeat.

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>>132558491

This

Make Guns of the South real

Do I get Dixie flag now?

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>>132532675
>>132532675
Give the slut's father a BIC. When you forge, do it right.

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>>132558697

Yes

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>>132532675
Go back in time and stop every moment of embarrassment.

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>>132532675
tell myself to buy bitcoin

I'd go back in time two years and fuck Becky North again

1. Hide 1000 inside my box spring in the past.
2. Go to the future to collect.
3. Return to past and hide the "future" 1000 next to my box spring 1000.
4. Go to future to collect 2000.
5. Keep repeating until I have a millions in tax free money.

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>>132558445
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>>132558713

BiCs are shit

Go Waterman or go home

>>132539572
Why would you assume the time machine can't also travel in space? They are not separate things, retard. A time machine small enough could travel directly into Hitler's bedroom while he's sleeping.

>>132559061
Is that the easiest way you could think of using a time machine to make money?

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>>132559061
get genetic damage, cancer from repeated radiation exposure

I'd kill Marx before he wrote one word.

>>132559189

ehhh... I'm more of a Parker Pen kind of guy myself but but Waterman ain't too bad either

>>132559344

Better kill him young then.

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>>132559192
no truly fixed points in space, raises questions

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>>132559344
marxism becomes engelism

Go 8 years into the figure, come back and post as fbianon

>>132559245
At least it's tax free, and I'm not giving half my shit to the government this way.

>>132532675
Snatch famous people who died too young like Joan of Arc or Anne Frank or whomever at the last moment of their lives and bring them to the present day, give them a second chance at life. Wouldn't change the past and it'd be interesting to see them try and adapt to the modern day.

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>>132559630
>into the figure
go figure

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>>132559769
>interesting to see them try and adapt to the modern day.
aka conservatives

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>>132559189
If you don't understand a post, please just shut up.

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/soc.culture.jewish/JD7d3FeUvK8

Sneak into the Anne frank house & play a led Zeppelin cd at full volume on infinite loop

>all these retards thinking going back to ww2 thinking that will change anything

The west was doomed well before ww2, you dumb fucks

Ww1 was THE last chance to preserve the past, it literally ruined Europe as we know it forever

Imo THE best thing you could do is go back in time with all the medical supplies and textbooks you can carry (in Latin of course) to the time of ALEXANDER THE GREAT. Also take back a few civil engineering and weapons schematics books.

>armed with your supplies and books you become alexanders personal physician while the most intelligent men of his age go to work understanding your medical journals from the future and his generals start building advanced weaponry and civic structures thanks to your engineering books
>you travel with Alexander everywhere he goes and save him from the fever that killed him in his early 30's
>Alexander the great lives well into his 80's and conquers all of Asia, the Middle East, North Africa and Europe thanks to his iron will and advanced knowledge you bestowed upon him
>All of the Mid East and his entire kingdom worships the Greek gods and Greek knowledge and Christianity and Islam never survive
>the Persian empire and all its people cease to exist and all trace of foreign empires is destroyed and forgotten
>The kingdom of Alexander the Great rules the world forever

Pretty good plan desu

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>>132532675

Any change you do in the past, creates a new timeline. You cannot go back to the timeline you left.

(Made a thread about this: http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/subject/knowledge%20bomb/username/anonymous5/tripcode/%21%219O2tecpDHQ6/)

With that being said, I would travel back to pre-WW1 & plant some seeds to watch them grow.

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>>132559960
>Made a thread about this
wew, laddie

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>>132559923
>https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/soc.culture.jewish/JD7d3FeUvK8
formatted like a fucking italian sonnet;dr

>>132559769

I always wanted to see how Anne Frank would react to Antebellum America. Bleeding Kansas, the Lincoln-Douglas debates, John Brown's raid on Harpers Ferry.

She spoke no English and probably had next to no knowledge of American history so she'd have idea what the Border Ruffians in Topeka were railing when they marched through the streets shouting about Southern Rights.Her reaction would be pretty damn interesting.

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>>132532675
make anne frank give me a rusty trombone.

>>132533062
Islam was created because the Jews ignored God and didn't wipe their culture from the face of the earth.

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>>132559923
hurr durr use of legal publishing loopholes imply vast conspiracy

>>132560539
>I always wanted to see
foreveralone.jpg

>>132560539

I always imagine she'd half fascinated half terrified of the ultra-violent nature of Antebellum culture

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>>132558759

>>132532792
so i'm not a degenerate so have never played lotto

what happens if the winner number is already taken by someone else that happens to have it as his winning number?


anyways, i'd just invest in google also groundhog's day some chick

>>132537325
no one said it because this is an American website, who the fuck cares about WW1

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>>132561560
>American website
oh god, leaving now

Keep Africans in Aidsfrica, prevent White Do Gooders from feeding them to breed more.

Id go back and molest baby Hitler

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>>132561805
implying they would need fed if left well the fuck alone

>>132532675
not use it. when you re-materialize in the past the earth will still be billions of miles away. shit never stops moving.