/WHITE/

I'm literally 98.99% white, close enough?

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>>132522676
>Slavs
>White

pick one, mongoloid nigger

>>132522676
B A N Z A I E D

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>>132522676

>>132522912
hi nigger

>>132522676
>3% Finnish
>white
>>>/bant/
Fucking stupid shit...

>>132522997
>finnish
you mean ruski slavshit

>>132522912
BLACKED

>>132522873
t Abdelkader Firat Alwazi

>>132522912
BLACKED

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>>132522676
>tfw German/Northern Italian
>but also part Irish, and that Irish part came from Canada
so close, yet so far
I'm sorry lads

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>>132522676

>>132523126
show your real flag, nigger

you must be that Russian muzzie

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Hello my fellow whites.

>>132523320
Hello Chief Sitting Bull

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>>132522866
whoops, forgot to post my results

>>132522912
Hi Jamal

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>>132522912
fuck off nigger

>>132523320
Do you trade wampum with elizabeth warren?

>>132523510
>middle eastern
>sub saharan african
anon.. I

>>132523886
what can i say? one of my great great great great great ancestors was probably part moor.

>>132524105
He probably raped his way into your bloodline

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I was happy with my results..

>>132524248
(((86vzDaVS)))

>>132524189
unfortunate but true. that fucking shitskin ruined my potential 99%+ purity.

>>132524248
I'm sure you were, Shalom

>>132524496
Shlomo woops
Excuse me for the phoneposting

Native nord here!

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Get on my level, faggots.

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>>132522676

>Anything less than 100%

Fuck off.

>>132524496
only two percent. I doubt that counts for anything.

>>132522912
Love that, there probably just like "ahh fuck just add sub Saharan African in there for a laugh"

>>132524622
fuck my daughters to further purify my gene pool please tia

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P U R E B R E E D

U

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B

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How do I do thees

>>132524805

Gladly. Send them to me.

>>132524811
>>132524622

How the fuck am I more Bong than the Bongs themselves?

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>>132522676
Am I close enough?

>>132524896
>>132524907
ancestrydna / 23andme are the popular ones as far as i'm aware
I would have done 23andme but they screw you you over if you're Canadian

>>132523076
>Finland
>Northwest Russia
Both Mongolian ancestry, check your distance, fingol.

>>132522676
>when your country has no DNA tests available and the US doesn't ship to based Chile

Your loss anyway, you guys will never know how white I am

>>132524996

Come home, white man. Your people need you.

>>132524996

Actual bongs have Scandi admixture from Jutes/Angles/Saxons.

"British & Irish" on 23 and me includes Welsh and Scottish sheep fucker.

>>132525221
t. darkie
I don't see you posting yours, Muhammad

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>>132524248

***INHALES***

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>132525094
Aryan detected

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>>132524811
>76.8
>4.6
>2.1
>15.6
>"Pure"
lol ok

>>132524647
pretty sure 23andme was caught doing that to tons of people.

>>132523320
you're only 34% white. Rest is non-white european

>>132525568

Buttmad mudblood detected

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>>132522676

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How do you do, fellow goy-I mean whites?

>>132524996
The british and irish stat is insular celtic. Anglos are part german, although not as much as originally thought. I think its a 70/30 split between celtic/german

>>132525583
i suspect that's what caused my small amount of non-white. that or my great x5 grandma was raped by a shitskin. one of the two. there's a small margin of error, at any rate.

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I-I'm white, right guys?

>Yes, submit your DNA to a genetics lab to prove you're white, there can't possibly be consequences

>>132522676
>1% chink
>leaf
you can't make this shit up

>>132522866
can you not read the rules? that's the nigger in you trying to squeeeeze by

>>132526101
><0.1% ashkenazi
shalom, mordecai. stacking your shekels high?

>>132522676
My girlfriend is White, can I post here?

>>132526292

I'm pretty sure the Jews at 23andme like to throw that in there for fun.

>>132522676
I'm half Bolivian but look quite White (dark blond hair, blue eyes), and on the pagan thread they said I could become a Germanic pagan based on my German ancestry. So if I did this would you anons totally accept me as a White man?

>>132526107
t. Tyrone

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>>132523510
Why do so many reports have Yakut? Must be a statistical error, can't be that many people with it. I hate it damn 0.4% off purity.

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>>132526101
yes

>>132526408
mine is from 23andme and i got 0% jew, but i did get random shitskin droplets... really activates the ol' neurons, it does.

>>132526585
yeah, it's either an error or they're doing it on purpose.

>>132525094
Fucking disgusting

>>132526466
>dark blond hair, blue eyes
>would you anons totally accept me as a White man?
I would and I think most White people would.

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>>132526682
Fuck off kike.

>>132524996
>How the fuck am I more Bong than the Bongs themselves?
Because 23andme gets their anglo samples mostly from americans and not bongs?

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my mom

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>>132525236

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>>132524248
>low confidence region

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>>132525866

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>>132526820
jew dedected

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>>132527260

>>132522676
Not even one drop, fucking ricenigger

>>132527068
Är du svensk eller (med en brittisk mamma)?

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>>132526101

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>>132522676

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>>132522676
is suicide an option

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>>132522676
Does /pol/ have the Warrior Gene?

>>132527569
*ja jag är

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>>132522676
i want to do the test but imagine if it turns out im like 9% jewish due to a great grand parent or something. im nervous

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anyway soon to be over because of our cucked europe

>OP not even pure aryan
>'muh exclusive white boi clubs'
Kys you fucking mutt. You've got Khan'd

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>>132527582
Don't worry anon. You're Hwhite.

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>>132522676
Based Black Man reporting. I fuck a lot of white bitches so that makes me honorary white.

>>132523510
>"white" americans
>white

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>>132527495
AncestryDNA results

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>>132527585
?

Doesn't MAOA make you more violent (more prone to violence)?

>>132527585
That's the XXY thing?

It's the reason I'm 7'4" (220 cm) tall.

The fuck are you getting all this from?

>>132525094
Whitest person ITT

>>132523164
Actually a pretty good aesthetic/personality mix depending on the traits you express.

t. Same racial makeup as Michael Fassbender

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>>132522676
Hi goys

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>>132528528
>7'4" (220 cm)

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>>132522676

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>tfw you find out you are disgusting Celtic mutt

Hold me bros.

>>132525094

Extremely white. Welcome, brother.

>>132528361
Yes, and psychopathy

>>132528528
I meant to say XYY.
Y is male chromosome while X is female chromosome. Those with XXY are usually the epitome of beta.

>>132528528
The Warrior Gene has nothing to do with Klinefelter Syndrome. However if you have Klinefelter Syndrome, you will have 2 alleles of all X chromosome genes, like a woman.

>>132528883
No, the warrior gene is different. Although 2 Y chromosomes might have similar effects, possibly.

>>132528648
when will they learn

>>132528883
If you're 7'4" you probably just have gigantism or both your parents are over 6 feet

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So I just got my results back. Both of my parents are white..what the fuck happened?

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>>132528644

>>132529220
this has to be bait

>>132529220

Your mum has some splaining to do.

At least you didn't wake up and realize you aren't English, but instead Filthy, Dumb, Celtic Gaul Scum.

>>132529220
At some point in the past, your family was culturally enriched.

By rape.

>>132529220
So you didn't drown when you were being snuggled from Libya. Congrats on your gibs, nigger

>>132522676
>tfw you are so lazy to buy this shit because you already know where your ancestors come from and you're not an insecure fuck like 99% of this shitty board
lmao

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>>132522676

>>132530002
I am pretty sure that if its under 1% that it isn't really true

>>132530256
Inshallah my balkan brother.

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>>132530674
come back tall man

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>>132527073
>Brazil 72% white.

Is that legit?

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>>132530809
sure sure

>>132530809
I'm R1B m8.

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lol

>>132531174
Good evening Rodriguez, ready to build that wall?

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>>132531101
whats so funny, ahmed?
>>132531116
which r1b?
i know theres the iberian r1b and the british one, something like that

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#Blackbeauty

>>132522676
Haha too late.

Based Paki here.

My wife is white, blue eyed and blonde.

How does this make you feel?

>>132531375
Yeah the British one. My Dad's family are literally 100% Celt.

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>>132531174
Can you get gibs?

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>>132531323
si señor
pic related, me working hard

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>>132531174
Sup mexibro?

>>132531554
noice
my mom is a ginger, even though she is a balkanoid

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>>132522676
Please leave my country white man.

>>132530974
I guess most Brazilian nigs and indios have a lot of European blood in them but the coloured blood shows up more.

Take Ronaldinho or Cafu as an example, they're probably 50-60% European.

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I'm that American mutt, but am I white?

>>132531564
Haha. On the DNA relatives page it shows I have 2 distant cousins in Mexico.

Overall I've got over 1200 relatives who've taken the 23andme test.

>>132531647
Funny thing is I have no ginger people in my family at all. My Dad's side of the family all have very dark hair with blue eyes.

>>132532109
my dad is exactly like your family
very pale, dark hair and blue eyes

>>132531696
>>132522676
>Ethnicity
>Race
Not the same thing, what a pathetic mistake

>>132529220
Your mother got SICILIAN'D

>>132528644
BenB is that you?

>>132531696
Fuck you Pablo

>>132531696
>half breed mutt.
Your ancestors would have treated you like the filthy basted child you are

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Sure glad to be white

>>132532457
Cut your nails Shelkelberg.

>>132532457
why the fuck does your hand look so fucked?

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>>132532457

>>132532457
>sickly, feminine, pale Jew hand

>>132531174
>4.3% Sub-Saharan African

Wow, so this must be the power of Dixie?

>>132522676
Is being 1/4 irish considered white? The rest is pure french-canadian blood.

>>132532457
Ben how's cornel?

>>132532457

All that devious hand rubbing has made your hands smooth as fuck, Goldsmithbergstein

>>132532436


Immigrant scum

>>132532457
nice jewclaw you've got there, good for raking shekels into your pocket.

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feels good man

>>132532457
jews have such fucked up hands,even the women

>>132529753
>people are unironically paying google to harvest and catalog their DNA so they can seek validation on an anonymous mongolian smoke signal forum

toppest of keks

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Amiwhite?

>>132532843
>t. Ragnar Geronimo

>>132532435
>>132532436
My ancestor fought in WW2, Korea, and Vietnam. Some died for your freedoms, idiot.

My family goes back 120 years in the US...and some are native descent.

>>132532457
that hand looks just like my hand
am i a jew

>>132525583
you just made this up because you had nigger blood and cant bring yourself to accept it

>>132533048
>flag
you probably are tbhq

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>>132532457
>white

>>132532831
>i was born in a barn or never visited a hospital or clinic in my life the post

why are you still here?

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>>132522676
Says the Chink.

>>132522676
another person giving their biological information to the jews.

>>132522676
50% indian 50% white 100% aryan
99% is gonna take a while, but the rest of my lineage will be married to whites so it'll be fine in like 3 generations already and great in like 6 or so
also
>canada
>not sub 99%

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>>132532800
>tfw whitest person I know

>>132533032
You can't even speak English idiot go back to Mexico

>>132532457
what a weak looking hand

nice pure bloodline though

>>132522676
Hello brothers!
Sure nice being Irish, isn't it?

>>132533596
nice try, gugliermo.

>>132533596
Come stai, paesi?

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wtf i love redskins now

>>132532457
>filename
all these fags falling for it

>>132525094
Are you Eritrean or something?

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explain this then

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>>132534066

>>132534066
Aztecs didn't build the Chichen Itza wtf

What's the site?

I'm 98.5% European but the rest is Caucus region and India, which lines up with Indo-European immigration patterns. Possibly a sign of my Neanderthal DNA (I also have an occipital bun).

>>132533596

>It's SHITE being Irish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete arseholes.

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>>132534227
Actually your fucking jews just bought all the airports , ports , electricity etc at a jew discount plus their favorite interest

now explain

>>132532564

Counting shekels really takes it's toll on your hands.

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Where can I do these DNA tests on a 3rd world cunt and how much does it cost?

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I thought I was white, but my results say I'm only 1% Caucasian.

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>>132534565
>I also have an occipital bun
Like Abbos you mean?

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How white am I /pol/?

>>132534790
23andMe, MyHeritageDNA, AncestryDNA etc.

Someone must be able to send the test to you guys in the jungle.

>>132534835
>you are the true nigger that europe sent away in a boat

>>132534961
thank you very much

>>132532457
Hey, didn't I see you at the bank before?

>>132523510
From that, I put you at about 30% white.

aka, a fucking nigger. Go away.

>>132534945
not white enough to know how to take an actual screenshot and instead taking a picture of your screen like a fucking nigger moron

>>132535089
No problem Joao :)

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>>132533413

>>132531174
You're a fucking mess. Clean yourself up, son.

>>132522676
stupid whites give their dna to the jews to prove they're white.
>this is why you lose.

>>132535231
It wasn't on my pc dickhead, not gonna tell my mum 'brb need to screenshot this for /pol/' you cunt

>>132534991
>you are the nigger that got left behind
Please, let's not fight my Greek brother.

Glorious white checking in

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>>132522676
Just found out my Nazi grandfather was 1/4 Jewish, so that makes me 1/16. Can I still be part of the club here lmao. I mean he was well regarded in the party so I'm sure you guys would accept me too.

Btw pic related was his property while still alive :^)

>>132535071
You are actually retarded

>>132535420
>that one guy who nutted in a squaw

>>132535671
The official Nazi stance was that if you had one Jewish Grandparent, you were considered Jewish, otherwise you were fine. So it seems you're ok.

>>132535671
1/4 were seen as aryan

>>132525094
damn sorry man, must suck

>>132525094
Seems fine to me, welcome to the club.

>>132535071
i guess we are dealing with a gypsy
>Buddhism originated in Ancient India sometime between the 6th and 4th centuries BCE

>>132534835
And 99% faggot.

>>132535831
As it should be, he was a distinguished part of the Airforce, and was one of the few pilots that got to test fly the worlds first jets at the end of the war.

>>132534991

>tfw random contacted me via AncestryDNA to tell me they had a match on my family history

>tfw literally fucking convicts on my fathers side

>tfw my mothers grandparents were """""""""travellers""""""""

I may as well be fucking black. At least I'd get some gibs.

>>132529220
where the hell did east asian and native american come from?

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>>132535614
true , correction
>we are soon gonna be the niggers of jews

>>132529220
post pic, waht a mix!

>>132531696
COLONIZED

>>132535561
underage or NEET manchild detected

>>132522676
>1% Asian
>99% slav
>he thinks he is white
wew lad

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>>132522676

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>>132522997
>pakibong thinks he decides who's white

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Greetings, my Caucasian brothers.

>>132525094
One drop rule, you are white, m8

>paying a gene bank to archive you for processing when white extermination goes into overdrive

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>>132537777

>>132537777
wew

>>132522912

>and it was a negro woman

>>132523510
>sub-Saharan anything

Sry anon.

>>132537459
>kang of the hill

>>132522912
JUST

>>132525591
>scando
>white

>>132525094
Hello, my fellow Aryan brother. 14/88 when?

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Is this enough proof? I dread actually taking one of those tests after watching that qt on YouTube go on about how those tests are stored in databases and by signing the agreement before you get to spit in the tube you basically give them the legal right to do so.

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>>132525094

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the whole 2% asian thing makes me feel so subhuman...

>>132522793
How are you less than 0.1% Native American? Even if you're descended from Columbus himself fucking an Indian the second he got here and the resulting bloodline only ever fucked Europeans again that's not enough time for the genes to get that diluted right?

>>132539050
Why?

>>132539414
muh purity

>>132526585
I got .1% yakut on mine too...

I think its an honest mistake and they've not fully processed the DNA map to be able to minimize such statistical deviations

What is the site, how do I do?

>>132539263
Wrong as hell lmao.

>Years in a Generation
~25
>Years since Columbus
525
>525/25
21
>1/2 native american 21 generations back, diluted by halving the amount every generation.
4.76837158e-7 (.0000004) or .00004%

>>132532457
Trim your fucking nails that's gross

>>132539889
23andme. Send them 149 quid to find out what percentage neanderthal you are, where your ancestry's from, traits, health risks, haplogroups etc.

>>132540313
Wow, that's a lot of dosh to drop on bragging rights on /pol/.

>>132540313
people paid money for this? Holy shit, that's sad.

>>132540313
It's pretty strange that a business based around finding the exact percentages of various different populations of people present within your genetics can exist yet people still deny that race has any genetic basis whatsoever.

maybe the correct thread.

why there aren't white people in NY?
http://www.gq.com/story/wet-and-wild-style-at-coney-island-beach?mbid=synd_digg

>>132539548
That's not so bad anon. Really. I have a small % of Native American DNA. I got over it eventually.

>unironically caring about dna

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>>132533413
M'lady. *tips fedora*

You didn't show your 0,1% nigger.ç tho. 1 drop rule.

>>132522676
Yo niggas i be a yt boy! Show me da wimminz.

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White male here, white wife, two white kids. Step the fuck up and don't let us go extinct..

>>132540313
that shit just gives them property rights over your DNA

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That feel when white as fuck, English. Dad is English, Scottish and German heritage, Mum was Scottish, Celtic heritage dating back Celt all the way, possibly native. Yet so NEET and so bad a person it wouldn't feel right bringing a child into the world that I would not love nor wish to care for.

Sometimes I wonder if I could raise my own little white daughter, but I'd just be an awful dad.

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>Tfw americucks need tests to see if they're white

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I'm too black sadly.

>>132537777

/pol/ btfo
racists btfo
drumpf btfo

>>132528883
extra male chromosome just makes you hairier (hair grows out of ear canals), taller and more aggressive.

>>132538914

ew, shitskin stop posting

>>132542419

This is the dumbest bullshit I've ever read

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I'm basically a Celtico-Germano-Mediterranoïd

>>132542487
>a fucking lard ass amerifat calling someome else a shitskin
Neck yourself mate.

>>132542831
Someone* God damn it.

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go easy on me

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I should just kill myself desu

>>132543460
Don't worry we can be niggers together.

>>132543545
Damn that's pretty bad m8

>Pure
>Shows a list of different European ethnicities

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>>132522676
What did they mean by this?

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>>132522676
honkey deluxe comin' through y'all..

>>132542831

You're fucking Greek dude. GREEK

>>132524105
>0% north Africa
>moor

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>>132543545
"unassigned"

What did they mean by this?

Is cacucus region white?

>>132545474
well, they are caucasian, lmao

>>132544147
Yeah it's been pretty hard coming to terms with it in all honesty.

>>132525094
How's the loot on the high seas?

>>132544883
Woah.. better stop reading that philosophy and using any product of technological and scientific advancement, considering Greeks invented the scientific method. Don't wanna be associating yourself in any way with shitskins, right? Inb4 "You're a Turkish rapebaby" Yeah, can't you tell by my skin or blue eyes? As I said, put an end to that miserable existence of yours, faggot.

>>132534066
Scandinavian huts look green and comfy as fuck everything looks big and ugly.

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>>132525094
Afrika won't steer you wrong...
house music all night long
>You in my hut now (don't you know that?)

>>132545727

>muh Aristotle

Fuck off dude, we could have come up with that shit without you as the Enlightenment was inevitable.

>>132546113

Yeah, same with Manhattan these days. Africa is where it's at

Go fuck yourself

>>132545474
Yes

>>132545727
I like you Greece

Wtf? I'm white, but this fucking test says I'm 8 percent Middle Eastern, 4 percent Ashkenazi Jewish, 2 percent North African, and 1 percent Native American.

>>132528644
RAUS!!

Is 23andme worth it? I really would like to know what I am.

>>132547341
Oy gevalt!

1/4 jew reporting in

>>132547341
>>132547481
Go get your synagogue membership!

>>132547227

Shut the fuck up shit skin

>>132546820
Id rather live like a hobbit than in giant noisy cubicles and work harder slaves ever did to pay for kike shekelstein's underage sex tourism fund.

>>132547628
Rude

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>>132543545
I see an Adidas apparel purchase in your future

>>132546820
How the fuck is being able to build off of the foundation itself in any way indicative of having the capability to come up with the foundation itself? Wait.. I get it. This must be the evolution of WE WUZ into WE WOULD.

>>132523234

>0% Fingolian

Not white.

>>132525779
good job nice senpai

>>132531696
>Iberian Peninsula
beaner detected

>>132522676
>slavs
>white

hahahaghahgha

>>132522676
What is this website called?

>>132549197
23andme

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>>132534066
middle earth detected

>>132546113
i wanna crawl into the earth and take a nap

>>132548155

Philosophy arises out of liberalised societies with lots of free time. It would have been a natural consequence of European society at some point.

Socrates was just an autismo who spent all of his time thinking. There's nothing magical about your ancestors.

>>132549329

Did everyone here order the 250 dollar kit? Seems expensive for me.

>>132534066
Their entire culture was about fertility and natural harmony. More akin to Injuns that the noble Med and his pillars. It's not like they ever lacked the capacity though.

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please bow

>>132549553
The European liberalised societies that would have never existed had the Greeks not halted the invasion of expansionist subhuman barbaric roaches. Glad we're in agreement here.

>>132550825
yfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAZsf8mTfyk