Brit/pol/ - Mogg, Savior of the Anglo Race

First for me

>>132509673
Can't Bogg the Mogg!

Nth for wanking to pics of your auntie

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>in middle of terror attack
>someone says "FUCK MUSLIMS"
>mfw the person next to me is an islamophobe

>>132509673

Based Austria? WTF, they made the Italians accept all the immigrants, they invited a bunch, they said they would take them all and now wanna leave them all in Italy...

Italy, why do you do this to yourself, why?

Put all the 200.000 of them on planes to Berlin! Or Paris...

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>28 months

>>132509673
Mogg outpopulating the pakis one early night at a time
*hums Jerusalem*

>>132509929

sweet...

Can someone tell me about Mogg?

What's so good about him that he's shilled here so much?

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>>132509673

Make Moggs Prime Minister 2bh

>>132510186
Reddit MP flavour.

>>132510186
Listen to him speak

He's just lovable and cuddly

Do you think the Islamic wave of terror in Europe has peaked now that ISIS is getting BTFO, or is there worse still to come?

Here's a poll about occupation: http://www.strawpoll.me/13363486/r

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWlzR9bUYhk

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We need a big rennie to stop the paki acid attack epidemic

If you want an exercise in losing your rag, search moggs name on twitter and look at all the underclass posters and ethnics outright insulting Mrs. Mogg by proxy.

So much for "feminism" and 'nicer politics' from the left

>>132510186
in 200 years all the remaining whites in England will be his direct descendants

>>132510022
what did they take profile pics with?
a fish eye lens?

>>132510418
Source anime?

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>>132510022
I don't really get that desu, why would thry do it? For fun? For money? They knew they would get caught because they're braindead cunts and they wouldn't get money because they're not related and the guy looks to poor to own anything worth robbing.

Why would they do that?

>>132510186
/our guy/ on brexit but he voted for net surveillance so its a bit of a mixed bag

>>132510566
>Implying he didn't ask for it and wasn't hard the whole time

>>132510611
Trumped bombed Syria, it's not like he's lost favour with pol.

>>132510022
Burn the coal, pay the toll.

>>132510186
He's a throwback to the good old days.

He's a Toff, but he knows it and isn't at all conceited about it and doesn't try to put on heirs or bullshit the public like David "Just call me Dave" Cameron

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoTSo1uB22c

He's also a very very nice chap, you'll never see him getting petty or insulting another politician, he's also incredibly sharp witted.

>>132510688
Funny, but I was genuinely asking. I don't understand what was in it for them.

>>132510611
they probably planned to kill him but chickened out. it's not as easy as you think to kill someone

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>>132510186
It's just memeing, he's completely civic.

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>>132510022
Maybe YKTD did have a gf afterall

>>132510458
? he's a white muslim with 5 wives and 27 kids?

>>132510611
>>132510293
i junst want to know his political views desu. all I'm getting from woogle, is that he's a conservative, and a raci

>>132510784
>>132510566

Give us the child, Boris

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Why did you do this to me? Life used to be so simple. I was a lefty and everything was fine in the world. If we just loved and were more accepting of each other then we'd have peace and harmony. Then I started reading pol, genuinely curious about the views of the alt right and what causes them to think about the worlds problems so differently to me. After a month or so of reading, I could see my views starting to change and realised, without knowing it I'd taken the red pill, followed not long after by the black pill. I just want to go back. I want to live with the belief that everything is ok. How do I go back? Help me.

Mogg is worth at least 9 figures.

>>132510784
Story time

>>132510710
Because there was a subsequent influx of reddit posters who were too fucking dense to comprehend anything beyond "Hurrr DURRRR America FURST YEAAAAH!!!"

>>132510910
Exercise more and socialize.

>>132510791
LEAVE HIM ALONE

>>132510910
Our struggle is hard, because we are fighting for something great, and great things are not lightly or easily gained. We are fighting for nothing less than a revolution in the spirit of our people.

In the true revolutionary, the first quality is the power to endure. Constancy, loyalty to cause and comrades, manhood and stability of nature. These are the qualities of the true Britain and the true revolutionary. In our movement that great character of the British has been reborn. And for that reason we carry within us the destiny of Britain. We care not whether we win tomorrow morning or at the end of a lifetime of labour and of struggle. For to us the little calculations of the little men mean nothing. All we care is that win we will because Britain demands it and no power on earth can hold down the will within us

>>132510828
fucking hell lad, is a bit of legwork to much to ask these days or do we need to spoonfeed you.

Politically he's basically are nige but incredibly posh. He's so stereotypicaly British it's almost breathtaking he exists, but he's honestly a top bloke

>>132510835
Mhm, but why would they plan to like? He looks like a charity case, the poor guy.

I think I'd find it a lot easier to off someone than to listen to them scream as they're totured.

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>>132510992
Those guys litter twitter as well, I got banned for posting this image. They were getting so butt hurt as well, it was great.

>>132510747
nice. does he have a strong stand of american, social media, and instagram ''culture''?

I'm saying this because i think these are the some of the biggest pawns killing our society. fuck immigrant for a seconds.

how would he solve the ''slag''(our future wives btw) problem if he became PM tomorrow?

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>>132510910
sounds like you need to take the chill pill

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>>132511057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auUPqxI1vqg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auUPqxI1vqg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auUPqxI1vqg

Who's gonna be the tie breaker

>>132510186
he's a bog standard tory prentending to be different
he's just a funny meme

>>132511409
http://www.strawpoll.me/13363486/r

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>>132511335

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>>132511180
Fucking faggots man, they're literally goddamn better than the "social justice warriors" they harp on about.

>>132511162
if it was your first time you would probably try it on someone weak maybe? i don't know either, it sounds like a dumb plan that went awry though

>>132511442
I'd like to say that we need a Youth Party, but we know that the Commies would fill that in like 2 seconds.

>>132511409
Made it a 3 party tie :S

>>132511516
I've been banned more times by "American Patriots" over Nazi jokes and 9/11 memes than SJWs.

>>132511516
I want to like Trump, but these people make it nearly impossible.

>>132511541
Didn't go that awry, did it though? They got 28 months and will serve 2 thirds of it.

>>132511789
>I want to like Trump
Why?

Here's a question for the NEETs: Are you on the dole or not?

>>132511827
Memetic potential, mostly.

Eddie's got effeminate SJW hands and wears a pink dressing gown when he drinks his scotch.

Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVW5rjA5O7U

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The man is a treasure, he knows how upper class he is and doesn't mind making fun of himself.

Literally one of the only toffs I actually enjoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFmOg2mEl6Q

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hmo8V08wz5

dat tone drop

>>132511856
nah they were too rude to me at the jobcentre. now I'm a low-level white collar criminal. much better for the mental health.

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>>132511516
Damn look at these based magapedes

those black guys look extra based

After all, we elected trump so we could be completely inclusive. The real racists are teh democraps. Stay sharp fellow centipedes. God bless israel first but the united states second and nobody else!

>>132512032
Why would a pol like this have to be "Scientific" I'd think people would be less likely, when confronted than on a anonymous platform .

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>>132509929
I made her fat

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>>132511789
What are you, some sort of KEK?

>>132512099
Too be honest, I knew a few people like that. So it's not impossible.

>>132511982
And has gone up in my estimates as a potential qt law student.

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@BBCQuestionTime deleted the tweet saying that Jacob was on the panel tomorrow, so he probably won't be now - probably due to his wife having their baby. But weirdly they still haven't announced a single other panelist yet.

>>132511982
What's wrong with pink dressing gowns?

>>132512240
Jesus, his beard probably stinks of jizz and piss.

>>132511856
nah i make £5000 a day on the internet

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>>132512225
THUCCCC

>>132512224

He probably means that because it's an online poll the sample size can be anywhere from 100 to 1000 and could potentially be 100% pro-Moggers.

>>132512432
"I want to help you make £5000 a day, with just a few steps".

>>132512505
I know, the terminology just ekes me.

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How do I stop wasting so much money on Steam games that I never play?

>>132511818
yeah, well the story might have made the encounter sound worse than it actually was. consider the source

>>132512397
Nothing if you're either a girl or cute crossdresser

>>132510910
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

>>132512432
What do you do, lad? And wouldn't earning that much basically disqualify you from NEEThood?

>>132512396
he probally is but someone leaked him when they shouldnt off
some toryboy intern getting sacked atm

>>132512620
I've got about the same, probably. Bought it all when I was a stupid kid and don't really play games anymore. Just EUIV and Wargame.

>>132512101
I know you're being sarcastic there but the black fellas actually look like dudes more than any of those tubby shits.

>>132512623
I don't read the DM.

>>132512748
I keep buying games on sale thinking I'll eventually play them, then in most cases I never do

>>132512397
When It's you inside one, everything.

>>132512656
>Anonymongs are so insecure there are entire colours they refuse to wear
Lol

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Can Facebook stop giving me military ads?

>>132512885
Pink used to be a masculine colour.

>>132512958
What if I can't fix a bike?

>>132512958
Go kill some sand niggers, give in to your anger.

>>132512885
>implying im not a cute crossdresser

>>132510186
He's fucking shit, he manages to fool retards into liking him through his whole le upper class posh man shtick.

Reminder that Mogg voted in favour of the Snoopers Charter, despite depicting himself as some sort of traditional conservative or classical liberal against increased state power and defender of British institutions and traditions.
(http://www.publicwhip.org.uk/division.php?date=2016-06-07&number=13&display=allvotes)

Reminder that Mogg was notorious for standing in seats he had no connection to from Scotland to Shropshire to Somerset before he actually won a seat.
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Rees-Mogg#Before_entering_Parliament)

Reminder that Mogg disavowed the ‘Traditional Britain’ group after he caved under pressure from the leftist media for speaking to a genuinely socially conservative group
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23617555)

Reminder that Mogg helped to campaign against UKIP’s Mark Reckless in the 2014 Rochester By-Election – a crucial make-or-break moment in UKIP’s history that would’ve destroyed the party’s momentum and prevented Brexit from ever happening had Reckless not been elected.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-7MbLwG0AU)

Reminder that if Mogg placed his principles and nation above party and career then he would’ve defected to UKIP alongside Carswell and Reckless back in 2014, back when there was significant UKIP momentum and it seemed as if UKIP could gain several seats in Parliament.

>>132512958
I'd be tempted to join the military if I was in shape. I'd want a non combat role though. Screw dying for Israel

>>132513108
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23617555

Mogg exists purely to be wheeled out to give the impression that the Conservative party is in any way conservative. He is paraded around to sucker up the opinions of people such as yourself, who think he is in any way conservative because that is the image he portrays - tweed jacket and all.

It is all an act to help prevent the haemorrhaging of votes to any alternative. His campaigning against UKIP at the previous parliament's notable by-elections is an excellent example of this. He is a distraction - stop holding him up as some sort of holy figure.

What's the average salary here? Post yours.

>>132512874
I've got 3, this one was left here by a bird.

>>132513045
Same.

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>>132513025
Heck yeah

>fancied grill since sixth form
>went on a date with her now that we're back from uni
>really meant a lot to me, loved being with her
>finally glad i had the confidence to ask her out
>in the pub talking about it
>lie and say i don't know if that i'm interested because she's put on a bit of weight
>trying to be alpha in case they start taking the piss
>think nothing of it
>her best mate is sat around the other side
>next morning she sent me a massive text asking why i called her fat in front of everyone and that she will never speak to me again

ha ha what am i like

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>>132512958
>tfw cant fix a bike

>>132513253
kys fucking autist

>>132513168
£39,000 + £5000 bonus last year

>>132512958
If you can block a Facebook Ad, you can hack into Vladimir Putin's Pace-maker.

>>132513229
Jej. Did you start wearing her hands as well?

>>132513142
>>132513108

UKIP is a dead party, deal with it.

>>132513168
this post was made by my butler.

>>132513054
I was tempted by the RE Electrician, but a bunch of ex-military Sparks were telling me that the quals you get aren't equivalent.

>>132513242
4chan please don't change my bret hart into lauren southern

>>132513253
spastic
honestly, you should go all in and say what you said was misconstrued (it was just banter!) and say why the fuck would you ask her out if you didn't think she was gorgeous?
call her first then text her when she doesn't pick up

>>132513381
I just started getting RAF ones the other day and those god awful Army ads. "This is belonging" fuck off!

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SKYRIM is for the NORDS!
Any fucking questions?

>>132513168
£45,000 + Bonus if it's an election year

>>132513253
I'm still kicking myself for not talking to a cute girl at the bus stop, same age and we had both checked out the same college. Could've been decent.

>>132513403
You are better off voting for literally anyone but the tories.

>>132513168
Not qualified, but 15-to-30 quid an hour, depending on the contracting company. Once qualified.

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>>132513674
*blocks your path

>>132513657
She might have laughed at your little willy
You should have shown it to her and checked

>>132513593

What do you do?

>>132513402
>Anonymongs this desperate for insults
Try harder.

>>132513843
Work for a political party

>>132513674
Opinion discarded.

I'll take bent Tories over true socialists

>>132513793
This is called the "Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations" Jeremy, you flaming retard!

>>132513373
Not autistic but I am a bit weird. Sniffed a girl at university when we were out drinking and that went down badly, too, even though it was just a joke.

>>132513504
I've already tried that.

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>>132513253

>lying

>>132513674
Voting is a waste of time

>>132513820
But I don't have a small willy, senpai.

>>132513793
>red man's burden

>>132513952
you fucked up
better hope you see her in person sometime soon or talk to her friend

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>>132512396
Found this, not sure if legit.

>>132513793

>unlock the talent

What did he mean by this?

>>132513511
They're desperate apparantly. The recruitment drives are failing, people are leaving and hardly anyone new is joining compared to previous years.
I wouldn't know the details of it because I am not in the military but there are constant reports of recruitment drives and their failures.

And why would anyone join? Who feels any sense of pride or patriotism?

>>132513793
It would be the last path that little faggot ever blocked
My ancient Nord battleaxe of inferno would solve that problem
AAARRRRAGGHHHHH!!!

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>girl tells me she misses me after months of not talking
>starts blanking me again within a few hours

honestly blocking the cunt no time for this

>>132513937
And you don't know the difference between the great war and the second world war?

BREXIT:
>hmm yes let's swap socially conservative white Eastern Europeans whose progeny will assimilate for EVEN MORE Pakis and niggers

>>132514077
It is, but he had a kid today, named Sixtus. So I doubt he will attend.

>>132514162

>And why would anyone join? Who feels any sense of pride or patriotism?

No wars to fight and the incentives aren't that great.

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>>132513793
Even Corbyn is better as he's honest about his open-borders fanaticism. The tories will stoop to any lie to win, all the while pushing immigration to new highs.

>haven't been here in 6 months

flags!

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if i keep saying anonymongs maybe it will help me get over the crippling empty void in my life since the army btfo'd and got rid of me.

these stupid anonymongs how dare they talk down to ME, a superior human to ANY of these vile beings.

ha ha ha, this will teach them.

Lads, why are reg manuals so expensive? https://www.amazon.co.uk/d/cka/Requirements-Electrical-Installations-Iet-Wiring-Regulations-7671/1849197695/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1499284656&sr=8-4&keywords=17th+edition+wiring+regulations+iet

>>132514165
We need more screaming and battleaxe brandishing in this country

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>>132514096

Thoughts on Beppe Grillo's Five Star Movement? I wish there was a similar movement in the UK desu.

>>132513793
>unlock
bin that

>>132514241
>And you don't know the difference between the great war and the second world war?
>You made a mistake when shitposting so you can't have a job

>>132514162
The only reason fucking anyone would join these days is because they have autism for planes or submarines, or because they failed or fucked up everything else and can't get a job for shit

who the fuck wants to fight for the Pride and Diversity armed forces?

>Students boasted of voting twice

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40509178

Says a lot when your first interaction with the political system in your life is fraud.

I dread the political landscape when these fuckers are old enough to be taken seriously

>>132514398
don't reply to him anymore lad, all of us have stopped today. he's once again embarrassed himself further

>>132514006
Pics or never....
Never mind

>>132514162
It's not that, it's that the Armed Forces lie about quals, lie about prospect, give people a shit wage for what they're doing and are being defunded as all hell.

>>132514274
So if we wanted to reduce immigration, you're saying we should have voted Remain?

>>132514162
The problem is that the people who do want to join are either forced to go through an incredibly long application process, or are denied because they had a pain in their arm ten years ago. The medical screening is incredibly cautious.

Lots of the lads who would want to join are put off by two other things. The first is that there's no war. The second is that it seems to be going the way of every other public sector employer; they're not interested if you're a white man. You can still join, they need someone to do all the hard/clever stuff, but you won't be valued.

>>132513937

How senior? Don't have to give anything too specific away, just would like to know how much experience you have/is it an easy entry?

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The euro is such a shit meme currency lads, I was reading about it earlier, it's ruinous to economies in europe.

>>132514077
susie is cute!
>>132514218
>misses you when you DO NOT TALK TO HER
>get annoyed when she stops talking to you after you give her tons of attention
how dumb are you?
Talk until the nostalgia gets slightly ramped up then cut the convo so she wants more and nothing else or talk to her much less. Sounds like you fucked up already though

>>132514537
I don't think GCHQ would appreciate that, desu.

>>132514389
Hot

>>132514461
>t. Bitter lard arse who wants to feel superior

>>132514674

La she has the absolute most banging set of tits this side of the ocean

still blocking the cunt though

>>132514533
You're getting desperate anonymong

>>132514218
"Within a few hours" fuck man, sometimes that shit takes a few days. Be patient. Even if she is your ex, there are still like 5 dicks ahead of you, ya gotta let all the extra dicks filter out first

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>>132514649

>mfw Ireland has a currency it can't devalue or inflate while sharing a border with one of the strongest currencies on the planet

>>132514620
Do you think that second reason really puts a lot of them off? I am disconnected from that whole "scene" I guess so I wouldn't know.

No one joins it to be rich though.

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At my uni you can study a language for free with your main course so I'm doing German A-Level basically just for fun. I have an assignment over the summer to write about a topical issue in Germany ready for 10-15min speeches in September. One of the suggested topics was recent immigration to Germany - naturally I chose this. I am hoping that my class and teacher will allow me to drop redpills without getting kicked out of uni. idk whether it's worth the risk.

>>132514703
>LARPer with a uniform fetish

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>>132514649
>mfw im swiss franc

>>132514602
No. In principle I oppose the EU and with that ALL immigration. But common sense tells me that our governments WILL NEVER EVER do that. Therefore, I'd rather too much immigration in which white Europeans make up a bit of that rather than too much immigration that's all nigs and pakis

>>132515081
Talk about the war.

>>132515081

You better end it with "Arbeit Macht Frei".

>>132514625
>How senior?
Not very desu, but I still get to hear all of the gossip
>just would like to know how much experience you have/is it an easy entry?
It's my first real job, I got it completely out of chance

>>132515081
Too be honest, I don't know how people do Uni in this climate. The only benefits I see are easy Slags and partying.

>>132515081
I did japanese

It was sugoi

>>132515219

Any advice for someone who would like to enter that sort of work? How to go about applying?

Cheers for the help lad

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good evening senpais...

>>132515261

If I wasn't a complete mong I'd go back and do a decent degree and actually take it seriously.

>>132514682
Underage is against the rules.

>>132515114
t. Retarded cunt
I said twice I wasn't part of it now fuck off

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>>132515081
Just ramble about Arthur Harris for 15 minutes.

>>132515288
Can you speak the Yellow Man's tongue?

>>132515288
more like so gay lmfao

>>132515261
basically this mate, doing what the fuck you want, drink when you want and club when you want

>>132515422
*Barely above age

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>>132515386
Hola

>>132515487
Alcohol makes me not a socially awkward degenerate. Weirdly enough, it makes me slur my speech less, not more.

>>132515422
Do you like men in uniform?

>>132515483
iie totemo muzukashii

>>132515487
Do you hear a lot of false accusations of rape, or is that just a meme?

>>132510910
You need to take the Church of England pill

>>132515409
Speaking for myself of course, but i tried this. I ended up getting drunker and tried to shag more girls than the first time around and dropped out again.

Being older than everyone and not being socially retarded like most 18 year olds leads to everyone looking up to you and all the girls lusting after your dick.

Though I imagine this only applies if you're under 30

>>132515644
first year of uni changed me fucking quality time mate, properly grew into myself as a person as cringe as that sounds. far more confident etc now

cunts who try to fake drunk and say they cant see and slur speech are the worst cunts

>>132515644

Alcohol numbs anxiety and can loosen you up.

I've had my most moving conversations one glass of whiskey away from goose stepping enthusiastically up and down the street.

>>132515728
baka desu yo

>>132515444

>>132515752
thats a meme lad, unless you associate with femicucks but ive never heard of any girl accusing anyone. could be my uni is full of sluts who are gagging for it thoguh

>>132515261
>The only benefits I see are easy Slags and partying.
Not when you're an antisocial autist who hates degeneracy.

At least I'm doing a semi-useful degree. (pharmacology)

>>132512958
>if you can cook a tesco value microwave meal, you can cook a gourmet meal for 10,00 soldiers

>if you can code a hello world program, you can code nuclear weapons

>if you can shoot a bb gun, you can shoot a 50. cal barrett

>if you can put a plaster on your finger, you can perform brain surgery

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Any cunt here go Lincoln seen as you're all now talking about Uni.

>>132515684
No comment.

>>132515840
I got pilled when I realized I couldn't just rely on my general knowledge, got through Seniours school without revising anything but Math. Realised when I went to college I couldn't do that anymore.

>>132515644
Yeah booze and drugs make me eloquent and articulate as fuck, I think the lack of anxiety lets me use all the long words I know without fear of ridicule
One of these days I will give an impassioned speech on a pub table and will receive free drinks and a standing ovation

>>132516025
you paki nigger, youll be working in a pharmacy shop with the other street shitters while youre the white outcast

Business idea: Every European country to be divided into two, with one half staying in the EU and becoming a federal superstate with open borders, and the other half leaving the EU and retaining their national sovereignty and living in comfy homogeneous independence.

>>132516089
Cleaner's college?

>>132516089
sister does and my flatmates from lincoln lad

>>132515369
>Any advice for someone who would like to enter that sort of work?
Make sure that you actually agree with at least a broad range of things the party believes in, otherwise your job is going to be hell on earth. And get ready to do loads of grunt work and other shit in election periods that you won't be paid extra for
>How to go about applying?
I don't really know, I was offered the job out of complete chance

>>132515874
I can actually talk to women properly, when drunk. It's so sugoi, desu!

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>>132516183
Sounds like an insult from a probable NEET.

>>132516138
I talk too quickly myself, but when I try to do anything I get self conscious, that someone's going to call me out.

>>132515644
Alchohol has very little/no effect on me unless I drink huge amounts. It's not like i have anyone to drink with anyway. Sad!

>>132516147
pharmacology != pharmacy
pharmacology is basically developing the drugs in a lab whereas pharmacy is working in a shop

>>132514703
I'm a gym and diet freak who plans to go into the RAF, but OK

>>132516187
What do they think of it? I'm going in September and I'm worried its going to be full of doss cunts who don't give a shit.

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>>132513917

Fuck your mum you effeminate, limp wristed, Joshua. I could crush your fucking skull.

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hello?

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>>132516234
>>Any advice for someone who would like to enter that sort of work?
>Make sure that you actually agree with at least a broad range of things the party believes in, otherwise your job is going to be hell on earth.

Not strictly true...

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>>132516261
Surely you could just talk them until you get better at it?

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>>132509673

READY FOR REESE MOGG

https://readyformogg.org/

>>132516432
Me and alcohol get along, very well. I get to be a social butterfly for the night and don't get a hangover.

>>132516234
What party?

>>132516548
What women, though? I had one on the course I was on this year and she was a rabid cunt who worshiped Corbyn.

>>132516498
dont reply to the degenerate, we and the other trips have a mutual agreement.
>>132516494
hmm if its actual lincoln then i think quite good pal, decent night life but some dossers obviously

>>132514533
fuck you, Ed

>>132516234
I just say stupid shit at parties and people love it. Saying that, I do that sober and people still like it.

>>132516458
I retract it then but I thought you were American so it was well-intended.

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>mogg called his kid Sixtus

Roman as fuck.

>>132516498
Pretty normal hand tbqh

>>132516789
you ever said something bad when drunk and dropped a bomb? surprisingly i thought i would, but i havent

>>132516698
Look at his hands and his pink dressing gown, and the fact that he pours his Jura like a fucking Paki.

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>>132516698
>decent night life
Me being on here is a good indication that that might not be my cup of tea though.

>>132516498
I don't like Eddie but you sound prettt sexually frustrated.

>>132516498
Is that a pink dressing gown?

Nobody gives a fuck about your pathetic drinking habits.

>>132516989
kek
>>132516993
i post here and it is my cup of tea lad, don't knock the uni life till youve tried it

>>132516863
He was on talkRADIO about an hour ago and said he was named after one of the Pope Sixtuses. Forgot which, he did say.

>>132516697
They don't suddenly all become right-wingers when you're on the piss

>>132516904
If you're a pudgy SJW lesbian with blue hair, maybe.

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Well I heard there was a secret chord

That David played and it pleased the Lord

But you don't really care for music, do you?

Well it goes like this: the fourth, the fifth

The minor fall and the major lift

The baffled king composing Hallelujah.

>>132516904
Thank you for your service.

>>132517228
am I the only one who would fuck that just for novelties sake?

>>132517012
Yes.

>>132517162
Pope Sixtus the sixth

>>132517335
Fuck off home.

>>132517188
Not when they look like they've got fetal-alcohol syndrome.

>>132510992
accurate

>>132516998
Why?

>>132517346
Why'd you wear a dressing gown in general? I'd just go around nude if I could.

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Your faith was strong but you needed proof

You saw her bathing on the roof

Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you

She tied you to her kitchen chair

She broke your throne and she cut your hair

And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah

>>132517335
Of course you would for the passport you dirty paki nonce

>>132517228
Adam Wallace?

>>132517442
Ask Eddie. That's a picture of him, not me.

>>132517204
Projecting this hard.

>>132517335
Bit old for you no?

>>132517441
Sexually aggressive insults and the need to try and establish dominance over a clearly more effeminate male.

>>132509673
>>Based SAS soldiers 'suspected' of executing unarmed Afghans and covering up potential war crimes

while it is dodgy it isn't the case that some British soldiers just executed random civilians on a jolly...

I know someone involved with a raid where something along these lines happened, except it is a bit more complicated - the issue is that if you hand over people to the afghans then some of them later get released. So suppose you raid say some Taliban compound or group of houses etc.. where you know there are some people who are responsible for making IEDs (maybe one of them has been detained before and released), these IEDs are killing British and US troops, in fact the guys making them are highly skilled. These taliban you've just captured are going to be handed to the afghans and there is a risk some of them might be released again. Well this time you've got an informant/agent with you and he points out a couple of them that are responsible for IED production... those couple are then separated form the rest and given a much more permanent solution. It isn't pleasant, it breaks the rules of war, it isn't common either nor is it done spuriously. It is seen as being for the greater good.

This isn't some numpty from blackwater going out of control or some ordinary USMC unit going postal on an Iraqi village after their buddies have been shot. Rather it is professional soldiers dealing with a very real problem by occasionally breaking the rules. If a better solution had been offered by people higher up then it wouldn't have happened.

>>132517663
Sorry, didn't read your tag.

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if i keep saying anonymongs maybe it will help me get over the crippling empty void in my life since the army btfo'd and got rid of me.

these stupid anonymongs how dare they talk down to ME, a superior human to ANY of these vile beings.

ha ha ha, this will teach them.

>>132517749
Can we just bait NK into nuking Mecca?

>>132517749

Literally giving this much of a shit above savage muslims

m8 stop being such a fucking pathetic cuck

What's all this CNN shit /pol/ keeps blabbering on about?

>>132517953

>yfw the little boy is already supporting ISIS

>>132517674
How is it projecting when you posted your shitty little hand right there for everyone to see you fucking spastic tripcunt. You pour your whiskey like a Paki as well.

>>132517972
a cnn employee doxxed the kid who made the trump wrestling gif. he turned out to be 15 and made to apologise and take it down. if he ever posts it again then they would release his public info.

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Baby I've been here before

I know this room and I've walked this floor

You see, I used to live alone before I knew you

And I've seen your flag on the marble arch

But listen, love is not some kind of victory march

It's a cold and it's a very lonely Hallelujah

>>132517862
Imagine how good this would be. Maximum suffrage, with zero responsibility

>>132517749
I heard a story in Iraq about how when the brits took over some town they heard that a lot of the insurgent organisation was based in some cafe, so they just drove a tank right up to it a launched a fucking shell into it point blank while they were all having lunch lol

Probably bollocks though

As editor of the Times, Jacob Rees-Mogg's father came in defence of Mick Jagger when he was imprisoned on a drugs charge. He wrote in the editorial that he believes he shouldn't have been punished in such a way.

Peter Hitchens hates him as a result and wrote about him in The Abolition of Britain.

New Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ax6jTZlu_g

>>132517704
Okay Sigmund. You can fuck off now.


(Before I bum your Dad)

>>132518186
Peter Hitchens hates drugs because his mum left his father for some druggy and ended up committing suicide

>>132518257
I'll bum yeah Nan, lad!

>laughs in nazi

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IHbtGLvaX8

>>132518314
fucking hell no wonder he is so miserable most of the time, brother died from cancer and his mum offed herself.

>>132517749
That's what I didn't get about the whole "Hearts and Minds" meme when they were in Afghanistan. A large proportion of the country woukd despise any foreign force occupying their land, whether they are trying to help or not.

And trying to "sanitise" war surely just makes the job of soldiers a lot more difficult if they're up against insurgents who will break any and every single rule of combat?

>>132518219
That's shite lad.

REAL thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHPOeOxQQ

>>132518424
He didn't give a shit about Christopher, to be fair.

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Here's a decent anti-Yank meme, lads.

>>132518059
Scraping the barrel to mask your insecurity, classic anonymong

>>132517972
Reddit is finishing their assault on /pol/. This is the end.

>>132518480
There's a video somewhere on the internet of Peter almost choking up reading at his memorial

>>132518059
Why would a Paki pour Whiskey?

>>132518424
In November 1973, Hitchens's mother committed suicide in Athens in a pact with her lover, a defrocked clergyman named Timothy Bryan. The pair overdosed on sleeping pills in adjoining hotel rooms, and Bryan slashed his wrists in the bathtub.

>>132518059
>You pour whiskey like someone that never has and never will

>>132518314
>>132518424

You lads got the RT Hitchens.gif where he resembles a superintelligent and actually quite menacing capybara?

>>132518700
fuck slitting your wrists desu, most cunts who try that do it wrong. if you are actually going to do it, far more swifter options

>>132518480
While true, he does sometimes get quite hurt when people mention Christopher while slagging off Peter on twitter

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>>132518504

>>132518480
He's said a few times that they were on good terms when he died.

>>132518257
Don't be rude.

>>132518838
Can't remember the last time I measured a journey in KM. or my height in cm.

>>132518974
Invented by the French in 1799 as part of their drive to create a new world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWMd3rQPJ8Y

>>132518561
Shut the fuck up. Do you want me to stop? Stop acting like a prick and I will. You're alright sometimes, but if you keep acting the way you have been recently, you'll get this every day. And it'll only get worse.

>>132518974
I do height in meters. I also do short distances in meters. The Yank system is only decent for longer distances.

>>132519158
stop replying to him you fucking cretin

>>132518649
To get drunk. Why else?

>>132518974
Some things (such as one's height, penile length, or weight) are best measured using imperial measurements, whereas others, such as the heights of buildings, and poles, are best measured with metric units.

>>132519158
Chill out, Lad. You're only making your argument worse by sperging.

>>132518748
Pakis do drink though. A lot.

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>>132518649
>>132518748
Indeed. All muslims adhere strictly to no alcohol rules.

>>132519178
>>132519274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR1Upc9hu4k

>>132519254
They don't drink alcohol, apart from halal wine.

>>132514077

>Susie Boniface

I'd boni her face, if you know what I mean

>>132519343
They can have halal wine, I remember a ex-muzzie talking about it to Sargon.

>>132519158
I'm enjoying the anonymong sperg out tbqh

>>132519353
Yes they do though.

>>132514077
That Burgon bloke and Lucas have been brought in as Mogg fodder.

>>132519444
It's no where near as funny as the Yanks sperging out yesterday.

>>132512620
You exercise self control and restraint and just stop.

>>132519557
Maybe people who are secularized, and do you know what they do after? Boom!

why is he not king yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDCn0lGhaLg

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>>132519564
More leftwing philistines for the Mogg to crush.

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Facebook's still at it. How shit is that slogan.

RIP /pol/. /new/-Tuesday 4th July 2017.

>>132519649
You obviously don't know any Pakis.

>58 posts by this Id

Fucking Jesus, mate.

>>132519355
It looks like someone beat you to it, Ooof

>>132519878
Yeah, lid. Got nothing better to do.