Welcome to Hamburg dunce!

>>132508392
Well, because the google translation of the german article is crap here are my translations of the descriptions of the image gallery.

1. The suite looked like this before the transformation. The hotel group is rather known for a certain Hipster style, other rooms are equipped with hammocks and wall paintings.

2. Trump-Suite at the 25hours-Hotel Altes Hafenamt: The room was thoroughly refurbished - and "is oriented to the painful-lush furnishing taste" of the US President, as the press release of the hotel group reads.

3. Trump, Trump, Trump - every single photo shows the narcissistic US president.

4. "German Fake News" - this time faked for real

5. Gold bullion and credit card: Enough change would be provided to the president by the hotel.

6. Even more gold: Quite a few hamburgers are annoyed by the safety precautions during the G20, the hotel chain writes. But they want to take it with humor.

7. Welcomed by Mexican chocolate: Maybe Trump will built a wall around the tablet.

8. Gift basket Russian style: At the G20, Trump will also meet separately with the Russian President Putin.

9. "Make America Great Again": Everything was considered beforehand. Anyone who is bidding on Ebay can stay in this exuberant kitsch overnight.

10. Shampoo „Dunce“ and blond hair: A golden hair-drier and haircut tips for the US president are also available.

11. Money as a toilet paper. The revenue of the auction will be donated to a climate protection organization.

How will blimp ever recover.