I'm a Roman Catholic, and mass is brutal. It's hard to stay awake because it's so boring.
My friend invited me to his Pentecostal church, and I had the best time of my life. It was like a rave, people were dancing with rattlesnakes, old women were jumping up and down like tweakers and speaking in tongues. I can't wait to go next week, this time I'm going on acid to make the experience more intense. You don't know what you're missing, /pol/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUDTq7cAqR0&index=5&list=PL4D0A64FF2A89A383