Ted Cruz is now /ourguy/ - tackles CNN

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>You don't get to bring doxxing

bump for hans.

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The IPs, CNN.

oh fug looks like im a /cruzmissile/ now :DDD

Please let CNN be sued

HAVE AS MANY SCOOPS AS YOU WANT, DAHNALD

Ted Cruz thread?

anyone have the picture of ted cruz going all over the world to find the secrets of the delegates?

it was a series of pol posts.

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>>132492229
Have the IPs, kiddo. Could never get the damn things to work for me anyway.

>>132492161
>>You didn't get tah bring dahxxing

>>132492008
>redemption arc

>>132492008
KYS redditfag

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>>132492229

>CNN you sniveling coward, leave memers and the memes alone

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>>132492477
Ir continues.

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>>132492008
cruz thread?
cruz thread

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>THE CEOs, DAHNALD
>LEAVE THEM TO ME

>>132492008
He always was, Trump was just our President guy.

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H-He's fast
t. (((Brian Stelter)))

This is it, I am now a #CruzMissile.

wtf I like Ted Cruz now

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>>132492356

don't have the pasta. hopefully an anon has it.

>>132493418

This is my favorite Cruz meme.

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>>132492008
>tfw Ted Cruz is Vegeta

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>>132493418

>PROTECT THE DELEGATES

>>132493571
this was one of the pics from the looks of it.

i NEED the pasta

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>>132494046

i have a few of the pics

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.....I'm in

Woah is Ted Cruz /our guy/ now?

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SOARIN' TED

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>Kaczynski... hand over the K-files

>>132492229
Toppest of keks.

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Here free Ammo for your meme war:

>http://riggedit.com/memes/cnn/

http://riggedit.com/memes/media-collusion/

>http://riggedit.com/memes/responsibility/

>http://riggedit.com/memes/

GET EM!

@Rigged_It
#WednesdayWisdom
Rob Kardashian
Blac Chyna
Amelia Earhart @$@#
N. Korea
#CNNBlackmail

>>132492008
The redemption arc continues

>>132492229
>>132492378
fuck I missed Tedposting

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>>132494519

>retrieving the K-Files from CNN HQ as we speak

>>132495728
The story of a villain who became the hero who helped slay the dragon.

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>be https://twitter.com/KFILE
>forgot your k-files at CNN HQ
>chriscuomo.jpeg
>walk out of your upper eastside apt
>take corner to get to elevator
>see pic related
>"the k-files andrew... hand them over"

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>>132492008
I love redemption arcs
the 2016 election is the best anime in existence

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>the memes, Jack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJAwRTTRdKE

>>132492008
Wtf I hate Trump now. I'm a #CruzMissile.

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>It's a archenemy turns ally and saves the hero at the last moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwWDiFpPpPY
LION TED

>>132495728
This

>>132494258
>Ancient memes, lost to the sands of time
When did this become Indiana Jones?

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>>132496866

>"Hello Andrew, i know you are having a few adjustment problems with giving me these k-files"

>>132492378
My favorite of all Ted memes. Ted Cruz should have been /ourguy/

>>132492356
Someone please post this

>>132492008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfGlR65rm2k

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uBE7sWSPJJs

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>>132492008
Just a routine inspection, sir. Would you mind showing us those tweets you deleted?

>>132492229
Tedposting is great.

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>>132498316

THESE

NEED THE REST OF THE SET

Ted Cruz was always our guy, we just didn't see it at the time.

>>132492008
BASED
TED

>>132498316
WE MUST FIND THE LOST MEMES OF ATLANTIS

>>132492229
kek

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>>132498398

Am i being detained?! This car is private property! Assault! Assault! Help!

>>132493590
>Vegeta
Ted "Vegeta" Cruz. I want that to be a thing

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>>132492229
HAHAHAHAH

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>>132498316

Andreeeeew
>heavy echo
I want the truth Andreeew
>fade out

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>>132492008
Can't wait to vote for Ted in 2024.

I've been off of 4chan for a few days, what's going on?

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Stelter... we can end this peacefully. Where is Kaczynski that sniveling coward?!

>>132499606
CNN blackmailed a 15 year old into apologizing for reposting a meme.

>>132492008
Ted needs to call out the jews and their central bank scams.

>>132499998
https://youtu.be/tJAwRTTRdKE

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>>132499999

>>132492008

>now /ourguy/
>now

based Cruz missile has always been /ourguy/

>>132493146
I lol'd

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>>132494046
The righteous return to the Berenstein dimension is nearly complete, Dahnald.

Now comes a crucial fork in the world line, Dahnald. But luckily for all of us, I was able to obtain the fabled secrets of the Atlantigates on my final mission of the pristine coasts of the Canary Islands.

True conservatism, Dahnald. I now wield its immense power.

I was able to transcend this universe and create a skeleton dimension -- a skelension, if you will, Dahnald. In this so-called "skelension" I was able to spawn infinite copies of myself to spread the teachings of true conservatism to civilizations previously thought unreachable, across the vast expanses of space. These true conservigates, as I like to call them, will be our prophets on the most far-reaching missionary mission yet.

This is the priesthood rising, Dahnald.

To lay claim to the distant galactigates by teaching them the meaning of true conservatism would mean that the physical and immaterial riches of the stars lay just within our reach. But Dahnald, this bright future is conditional upon the inauguration going without fault. Handing over a cabinet position would also be preferable, but I have grown beyond the need for such petty desires, for I have a greater purpose to fulfill.

Dahnald, the powers that oppose us threaten everything we have worked for. And this is their last chance to deny us the future we all deserve.

The time of prophecy is upon us. Only you can redeem the delegates, Dahnald, and restore balance to the realms in which we reside. Once the inauguration succeeds, we can truly begin to make the universe great again.

Make it so, Dahnald.

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I'm getting closer to you Kaczynski

Closer to uncovering who gave you the IP of the creator of that wrestling gif. My forays into the frigid plains of Antarctica, the searing deserts of the Sahara, and the unforgiving battlefields of Afghanistan have all led me here, Kaczynski.... to the swamps of CNN

I plan to locate the fabled K-files

It's no easy task, Kaczynski. It's only the third day of my trek and i'm being followed by a Wolf, Wolf Blitzer and I was attacked with newsletters by Brian Stelter and Chris Cuomo seeking to part me from my investigation, telling me it's illegal and only CNN can do it. I was thankfully able to hold them off.

I've become a hardened warrior over my journeys, Kaczynski. Armed with the bare necessities, I managed to adopt CNN's method of camouflage by smearing fake news all over myself. Now, as I await my prey in the depths of CNN HQ underground, like Predator, the last thing Kaczynski will see is the blur of my Forbidden Technique.

wht are the odds that ted cruz actually went into this thing now because he found out about this place after the election
...and now he's shitposting here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO5djLosZEI

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>>132500485
posted in the wrong order, here's the prequel

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Is he /ourrat/?

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>>132492008
I know it had to be done, but I kind of feel bad for the memes now.

>>132492229
And tomorrow, we'll also use the Jeb! memes against CNN.

Like the meme war, but in reverse.

>>132501576
fuck off jeb, not in a million years will you win the presidency.

>>132501276

That's not a fucking rat you insensitive prick.

>>132501896
>"Jeb is a disgrace."

>>132500135
>clip

>>132502244
> Not just enjoying the greentext
Sever autism detected

>>132495925
This. Cruz was a genuinely good guy.

>>132492229
God damn this whole thing is so funny. Fuck CNN

LION TED LION TED

>>132499668
What, still running?
Give it to me. That thing you have. The dark delegates.
It's for my countries future.

he has returned...
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/97479693/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iNsdca4njo

You guys are fucking faggots.

>>132500575
Kekked

>>132503876
>no fun allowed

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>cruz trying to stay relevant