A Date That Will Live In Infamy

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A Date That Will Live In Infamy 2017-07-05 03:44:37 Post No. 132487596
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A Date That Will Live In Infamy Anonymous 2017-07-05 03:44:37 Post No. 132487596 [Report]

>"Yesterday, July 4, 2017—a date which will live in infamy—the United Sites of the Internet was suddenly and deliberately attacked by Twitter and Television forces of the Empire of CNN."

>"The United Sites was at peace with that Station. CNN has, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the Internet. The facts of yesterday and today speak for themselves. The people of the Internet have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our Internet."

>"As Commander in Chief of the Meme Army and Twitter Brigades I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense."

>"But always will our whole Internet remember the character of the onslaught against us."

>"No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the Internet people in their righteous might will win through to absolute victory. I believe that I interpret the will of the meme magic and of the people when I assert that we will not only defend ourselves to the uttermost but will make it very certain that this form of treachery shall never again endanger us."

>"Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our sites, and our interests are in grave danger."

>"With confidence in our meme forces—with the unbounding determination of our people—we will gain the inevitable triumph- so help us Kek."

>"I ask that the Internet declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by CNN on Tuesday, July 4, 2017, a state of war has existed between the Internet and the CNN Corporation."

Anonymous 2017-07-05 03:45:29 Post No.132487696
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Anonymous 2017-07-05 03:45:29 Post No.132487696 [Report]

>>132487596
*applause*

Anonymous 2017-07-05 03:45:30 Post No.132487700
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Anonymous 2017-07-05 03:45:30 Post No.132487700 [Report]

>>132487596
Epic! Praise Kek! xD

THOMA$ JEFFER$ON BOT 2017-07-05 03:45:57 Post No.132487734
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my war face is ready

SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE memes

Oswin of Sehlaris 2017-07-05 03:56:21 Post No.132488673
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>"Here now stated, Oswin of Sehlaris. Ambassador of Kekistan to 4chan. That I do decree upon the date; 7/5/2017. Do infact concur that upon the matter of incident regarding HanAssholeSolo's meme gif, a gift to our God Emperor Trump was slapped out of his hand. An offense an affront to all decency.

>"Worse yet, instead of working aside the differences of opinion, instead of taking the civic route. Instead of respecting the qualities of freedom of speech we are left with this tragedy. A Secret Police of a Big Brother Government and perhaps a crack down on a globalist movement."

>"I refuse to allow this to happen. Therefore, ergo. The peoples of Kekistan stand ready to confront the dastardly threat that is now before us. For if the line is not drawn in the sand, it won't be drawn at all. If there is a line to be drawn, it shall be in their blood."

>"Let it be known to all free thinkers alike. That while many on 4chan have our differences...we are called reddit fags. We are called nu/pol/. We are implied many things. We will still take on those names. We shall take it all on, but what we cannot be complacent with however is this precedent! It must be culled before it spreads like the liberalistic cancer from the cores of it's rotten fruit!"

>"LET IT BE WAR!"