Revoke CNN's Press Pass

Not American, sorry. But best of luck burgerbros, could be funny if it did make a difference

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>>132477341
signed and bumped

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>>132477679
you dont need to be a burger to sign

>>132477341
>https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/revoke-cnns-press-pass-0
Bump and signed

>needs 90k signatures by the end of the day
is it possible?

Bump and signed

Signed and BUMPED

Signed and bumped, obviously

200% Signed

tryed to sign, but bumped anyway

>created on june 5th
>needs 100k signs by today 5th of july
oh my..

>>132479081
We have to make it.

Or just make another one. Meme it everywhere you can.

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>>132477341
>CNN loses the press pass
>CNN loses their advertises
>CNN destroys themselves by autistically screeching about a meme
fucking signed

>>132477341
Does signing a petition actually do anything?

This wont do anything... here is the most signed petition, in history, on their website:

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/immediately-release-donald-trumps-full-tax-returns-all-information-needed-verify-emoluments-clause-compliance

over 1 million signatures

>>132477341
Signed and spread

>>132479620
stop destroying the moral !
we can do this !
already 12 percent !

>>132479620
We have to at least try. I'm not going to just sit here and let CNN have there way.

signy bumpy

>>132479824
You'd be doing more harm, most of the petitions on there are heavily anti-trump and if he acknowledges one of them he will have to acknowledge them all

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IT BEGINS
THE BIGGEST BUTTHURTING OF ALL TIME

This whole "CNN blackmails" started on Breitbart. I'm sure the team of Trump is behind it and will try to inflict as much damage on CNN as possible. If they can get away with harming CNN by taking away their press pass, they will.

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>>132479620
HOL UP, MAN, YO, HOL UP
SO YOU TELLIN ME...
YOU BE SAYIN...
DAT PETITIONS ARE SUM KINDA...
YOU MEAN TA SAY...
PETITIONS DONT DO NUTHIN?

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>>132477341
>created by PT

S-spooky

>>132477341
dont revoke their press passes. wtf r u idiots trying to accomplish? what the Wh should do is invite the whole cnn press corp for a special event. at the height of luxury and merrymaking, barricade the doors and set the room on fire. or drop some good ole zyklon B inside. itll be like 1941 again in Auschwitz. most of them cnn vermin are fucking kikes anyway

>>132480200
It did not start on breitbart, fucking kraut

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HanAssholeSolo is 37 kek I was shit posting he's 15

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>>132477341
Signed and a bumparoo my dude

>>132479939
poor guy
was probably forced to do this at gunpoint

>>132477341
Signed, I dont think it will happen but I want to see how cnn squirms

>>132479620
This one is different. It's in the white houses interest. You can't tell me the lord emperor himself wouldn't act on this just as a big fuck you to CNN

>>132480509
Haha nice meme

>>132479617
No, because that site fucks with the algorithm and makes it harder for non-liberal petitions to get to the goal.

This thing probably had at least 50k signers by now between us and r/The_Donald

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>>132477341
>impulsive

It's fucking called 4D chess, faggot.

>>132479824
You'd do more good by contacting their advertisers

>>132479930
Ummmmmmno, not how it works.

I signed but......when I clicked F5 to refresh, the total went to 11,443, so i refreshed again and it went down to 11,423. Every refresh changes it between these two digits. What did they mean by this?

>>132481972
Load balancing and database synchronization, the database is probably several databases and depending on your location you are seeing a case where the 2 have not synchronized yet

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>>132481402
>algorithms
You're an idiot

>>132479353
Meh. Atheists have been doing same for decades and they still manage to keep it going.

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>>132477341
i'm in, and done.
only 11,443 so far.
you can do better /pol/.
IT'S A FUCKEN RAID, GET IN THERE DAMN IT!!!!!!

>>132482165
I realize this may not have been clear for people who dont do this for a living ... You, on one side of the country, are submitting data to one database. While someone on the other side of the country would be submitting data to another physical database. Every X minutes, the 2 databases synchronize so their data is exactly the same. What db your data goes to / is retrieved from is established at run time by a load balancer. This means there is a period of time where its possible to see 2 different sets of data if you refresh autistically. Of course someone with paranoid schizophrenia would assume its "Them" but its just another example of people filling in the blanks of what they don't understand with conspiracy theories and inane claims

>>132479939
I thought it was a kid?

>>132480509
i just shitposted he was 9yrs old.
oops....how fucked am I /pol/?

>>132477341
#CNNKILLSTREAM they own forgottenlanguages video as a weapon that induces physical harm

LET THE WORLD KNOW THEY ARE SHUTTING ALL LEAKS DOWN.

>>132477341
#CNNKILLSTREAM they own forgottenlanguages video as a weapon that induces physical harm

LET THE WORLD KNOW THEY ARE SHUTTING ALL LEAKS DOWN.

ON GLP/4CHAN/ATS/CNN/ALEX JONES ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ASSANGE SOON

APPLICATIONS FOR PRIMATE TESTING LEAKED #BUZZFEEDPSYOP

>>132479824
>I'm not going to just sit here and let CNN have there way.
That is exactly what you are going to do

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>>132485119
Oh my god. You're right.

>>132477341

Bump/Signed

>>132485119
hahahahaha Cucks like to tell people what to do....fag