Brit/pol/ - Keira Knightley edition

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>Critical nurse shortage
>More nurses currently leaving NHS than joining
>My sister is about to begin training to be one
>They just scrapped the bursary they give you to train you up.

What did (((they))) mean by this?
Are they purposely killing certain sectors making any self respecting Brit not worth their while to do the Job (this in turn allows (((them))) to call us lazy for having some self respect when looking for a job) to give them an exuse to fill them up with brown people who will work an hour for 2 pennies and a peanut?

daily reminder that your mother sucks cocks

Keira knightly is a munter

kevin from leicester lads, she said she will ring me back.

bullshitted about how my sister had an exorcism to get over her troubles, she asked me if it worked and i said yes

>>132464289
>get a prescription from the doctors
>don't pay for it and just tick the box that says i'm on JSA even though i'm not and just didn't want to pay £8
MUM'S GONNA FREAK

Never knew that O'Brien could speak for God.

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>bashing christianity
im tired of this meme desu

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>>132464484
>tfw we get anyone with the name kevin banned from lbc call ins

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>>132464456

They're getting the NHS prepped for mass privatisation.

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>>132464565
Good

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Inequality is natural

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>>132464470
TAKE THAT BACK!!!1!

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this kills the anglo

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>Is this some kind of handkerchief code?

>immigrant communitys

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Thinking about getting involved in cryptocurrency trading lads. Opened an account on coinbase. Wondering if it is a good or bad long term investment though.

>>132464506

Have some self re-cocking-spect, lad.

Need to write a CV, can't be arsed

Does this fucker ever take any calls?

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>>132464598

Yes, good goyim!

HAHAHA LADS WAIT FOR IT

YOU ABSOLUTE CUNT, how did they cut it off

KEVIN

you had one chance

>>132464822
holy fuck don't let me down kev

>>132464565
Exactly this. Bring it on. Healthcare isn't a right.

Fucking hell Kevin in Leicester, you blew it.

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Kevin from Leicester what are you doing lad?

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i wanna watch my cum drip off her chin boys

>>132464871
Somebody probably grassed on you.

>>132464892
>>132464899
>>132464539
fucking hell lads, i was like "hey james i just want to say YOUR MUM SUCKS COCK"

HOW DID IT NOT GET THROUGH

theyre watching this thread...

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>KEVIN BOTTLED IT

>>132464930
This. We're full of spies.

>>132464958
>>132464918
no lads, on my phone he spoke to me and asked me what i had to say

>>132464952
stupid dopey cunt, you have to keep some normie convo going for 30 secs

This PMQs is a bit shit. The best bit was the speaker telling a "Mr Mahmood" to calm down.

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I grassed you all up

>>132464923
Theresa May?? That's so foul she's a geriatric

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>>132464952
They have a few seconds delay you daft sod.

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>>132464814
>Wanting the weak and sickly to survive and breed

Healthcare is fucking retarded and should be banned. I have never been to a hospital because i take care of myself, if you cant live without the healthstate you should die.

>>132465011
No he didn't. You bottled it, we would have heard the phone line being disturbed.

>theres LBC spies on this thread right now

>>132465017
fucking hell lad thanks for the fucking tip, wouldve spun some random story if i knew it wouldnt be straight on

well done kevin

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>>132464955

>>132465077
get your mummy's phone and try again

>>132465062
no lad on my dogs lives, i got through on my phone she said to hold, then he was babbling on. then he said kevin from leicester what do you have to say, i said "hey james just want to say YOUR MUM SUCKS COCK" and hung up straight after

>>132465011
Odd, he never broke his shitty monologue on air

>>132464506
I've been doing that for years lad, nothing has ever come of it.

>>132465144
What we heard..
>blah blah blah my god my beliefs unfortuantely Kevin from Leicester is unable to avail himself...

>>132465059
Healthcare is fine, it's just retarded spending trillions on fat twats and chain smokers who have never worked and eat chips and 40 fags every day.

There is still time to do it.

If we can get just 10 times that we manage to call in and rile him up by the end of the month it will make for a fucking epic brit/pol/ montage. I'll be happy to record them all and stitch it together.

IS ANYONE ELSE PHONING IN?

post knightley nude fakes

ALL THIS SHOUTING IS A BIT DOWNMARKET!

Where the other ID that said he managed to call in

>>132465261
well my numbers fucked now the lady will know who i am. why arent any of you cunts doing it ffs, more we have the higher chance

>>132465241
hm well i definitely got through and said it on my end, maybe i shouldve held convo for 15 secs then dropped it. have the incoming call when she called me back as proof i got through so idk why i would lie

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>>132465144
They ALWAYS leave a good few seconds to play around and edit out obscenities before stuff airs, babby's first live broadcast lesson.

>>132465368
Use your landline

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>>132464952
There's a delay, when I was talking to him during the time of the election I accidentally made reference to my constituency and they cut me off (because of the laws). On the phone James said sorry we can't talk about that, but on the actual radio I didn't hear him say that.

>>132464699
it's retarded and you'll lose money in the long term

>>132465396
oh yeah, forgot it was 2007

>peeling sunburn on my forehead
>heat rash on my forearms
Feel like a right munter lads

>>132465394
>>132465402
ah fucking rookie mistake if i knew i wouldve carried on with my story and then dropped it :(
>>132465396
she'll know its me unless i put on a fucking accent

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>>132465486
Cheeky bastard

heylo I em kivin, ah wood liek tu tawk on da radio

>>132465506
put on an accent then

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What about the edl turning into a proper party and Tommy Robinson becoming a politician? Plenty of people up north and in the midlands would vote for him/them.

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>>132465506
>unless i put on a fucking accent
DO IT

>>132465505
you should get your gf to spend a couple hours sucking your dick to distract you

>>132465571
get these other faggots in here to do it, everyone posting here has their mobile next to them. make up you witnesssed an exorcism and then do it you fucks

this is how we make britpol great again

>>132465582
Tommy is too working class for that shit lad

>>132465582
They would be the target for the insane lefties.

Might be good fun

Bloody Catholics!

>>132465506
put on a west country accent or something you silly willy

>>132465582
britain first ran for london mayor
they even got advert slot on bbc
>>132465506
put on jafacian accent f a m

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Anyone seen the new PotC ?

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>>132465652
haha yeah deffo will lad dunno why i dint think of that lol

>twenty thousand and eight

Scots really are retarded

>>132465259
I get taxed up the arse for my smoking. Obesity is a much bigger issue.

>>132465769
My sister said it was good but her favourite movie is Avengers 2 so take it with a considerable helping of salt

>>132465769
I did. It was a bit shit, too busy.

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>>132465506

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awSWo0LfqII

You trying to turn JOB into Ghost?

>>132465690
Doesn't your Richard Topcliffe shrine need polishing or tidying up or something?

>>132465657
So he's like the people? Gee that's horrible for a politician

come on lads get ringing you cucks

>>132465769
No but I saw the Tupac film and thought it was alright if a bit long. My missus threw up in the cinema though so perhaps it's not for everyone.

why is no one metion the elephant in the room that its the black churches doing this shit

>>132464756
From what I understand theres no real way to sugarcoat "bummed a bunch of Cadets, the BBC exposed me and now I need to find alternative employment."

Good luck with that Walt.

>>132465899
ghost is utter cringe, he just plays up his persona for money and acts like a twat to humor all the twats who watch him
I stopped watching when he was selling autographs and kept pretending to get mad when people wanted the engineers autograph so they'd buy more of it to 'upset' him, and it actually worked. Tells you alot about his fanbase

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>when you don't understand a single word being said but you've been told to agree regardless

Is there point continuing to listen to this drivel?

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phone line is full is it james?

>>132466131
Not really.

>>132466047
He did mention in passing its likely 'migrant strains of Christianity'

we'll try again tomorrow lads, i want every kevin on top form for tomorrows show.

for now, im having lunch then going on a bike ride.

You chaps really are getting one over James by tuning in and earning LBC extra ad revenue

good afternoon senpais...

>>132466295
If someone could be bothered to ring and say "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCK" it would be worth it, but that isn't happening.

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>>132466131
My GP always recommends I listen to James O'Brien whenever I get constipation. Logs pass through my arse in a cloud of anger within seconds.

'This guy's a fuxking idiot, listening to his show makes me angry'
'Why are you listening to it then'
'Uhhh... I don't know...'

>>132466130

God I hate that ugly lout.

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huh. rly makes me think

>>132466050
I have a job, I'm applying for an internship

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Theresa May has a frog in her throat. It's a sign?

>>132466415
>quintessential

>>132466348
:(

I just woke up with my annual Treason Day hangover to tell you bongfags that if you eat beans for breakfast and don't put ice cubes and sugar in your tea, you probably squat to piss as well.

>>132466399
Do you never feel a desire to investigate the things you hate?

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wat

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>>132466524
ok thank you for your post

>>132466602
>Haleema butt

>>132466602
Didn't he have a job on the tube as well?

Who /Anglo-Nordic/ masterrace here?

>>132466613

Did she get a facial just before?

>>132466602
paki girls put ton of makeup on to make them look white

>>132466688
>sister

>93% can get fibre broadband?

really? tfw one of the 7%.

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>>132466595
>implying we dont.

im perpetually incensed

>>132466602

I'd haleema her butt.

Also no hijab, seems like he chimped out because she'd been bleached.

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>>132466755
don't talk about my waifu like that
https://my.mixtape.moe/fqhdpr.webm

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Reminder to take every opportunity to make life difficult for pakis and to try and make them feel as unwelcome as possible.
For instance I honked my car horn as one passed and he jumped.

>Want to get a new keyboard
>Majority of not-garbage ones are in ANSI

Disgusting

>>132467048
>garbage
FOY

>>132467013
shouldn't have honked and you would have hit the fucker

Gay Marriage for Northern Ireland

#StopBigotry

>>132467449
Gas the gays in Northern Ireland, sure

>>132467449
I will never understand the Gay marriage meme. They already had 'marriage' in the form of a civil union. The act of marriage is a religious tradition and no matter what religion you look at if you're Gay you are sinning in that religion so why can the goberment force Vicar, Imam or Rabai to marry you? Now ofcorse in reality they are only trying to get Christian clergy to do and accept this.

>>132467763

>I will never understand the Gay marriage meme.

It was never about achieving anything, it was always about destroying something else.

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Kek

>>132467864
>north of the river
tower hamlets
>south of the river
bromley

>>132467864
Grenfell survivors to move in when?

>>132467864
REEEEEEE I live south of the river.

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Why are the BBC pushing the Mogg meme?

Holy shit is the Daily Politics talking about Brit/pol/?

>>132467954
>government has 1 billion pounds to give to the DUP but you could buy 20 apartments in the shard for victims of the Grenfellocaust for that money

>>132467976
Shithole

I thought at the time: They should be building this in The City. Don't know what goofball decided that a big skyscraper should be put south of the river. And it hasn't so far been followed up with anything, which you'd really have needed it to be if you wanted the south bank to become more fashionable.

Yes Rees-Mogg getting the limelight on Daily Politics

>>132467763
To add a thought I just had to this: It would be like petitioning the government to force Christian institutions to marry Satanist in their churches. There would be outrage at this but in my eyes these two things are the same. since all sin is equal under God's gaze.

How do churches come to terms with this?

>>132467976

Ditto.

I live in the Crofton Park area and the white to nog ratio isn't too bad at all

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I honestly don't know why anybody bothers watching PMQs anymore chaps.
It's just watching a long argument between socialists and communists every week.

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Average white people

>>132468095
What'd they say?

>>132468223
Same old deflections, week in, week out. I'd still rather watch it than most other things.

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Daily politics shout out to us

>>132468158
tbf I live in Twickenham so the White ratio is pretty good but I live on the border with Hounslow, or should I say Brownslow. The only down side is Twickenham is insufferably liberal

>>132468239
The one on the left looks slavic.

>>132467954
from the charred to the Shard

>>132467449

Marriage should be lifelong and heterosexual ONLY

>>132468292
It basically just devolves into
>You privatized the NHS
>No, YOU privatized the NHS!
>NU-UH, YOU!

Heather Watson looks nice lads.

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>>132467954
>inb4 they refuse it because theres no indoor swimming pool

To be fair I'd refuse to live in such an ugly eye sore.

>>132467976
>>132468158
>tfw croydon

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Lads, we're famous. Time to celebrate.

>>132468487

Oh shit, man. Sorry...

>>132468487
Feelsbadman

>>132468518

Ol' spud ead' brings the bants every time.

How are we famous though?

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I went to Croydon last week and it was absolutely disgusting.
Shit-skins everywhere, towel heads as far as the eye could see, pakis running every shop, niggers begging for change, nothing but betting shops payday loan shops and cash-4-gold shops with dole scum in them and not a fucking word of English to be heard.
We need to destroy Luton, Birmingham and Croydon.

Name one item of legwear whiter than corduroy.

>>132468690

You can add Bradford to that.

>>132468645
Got a kind-of mention on Daily Politics during the Rees-Mogg section at the end.

>>132468336
>>132468518
what happened?

>>132468784

Damn missed it. Watching Kontra on Wimbledon.

Sorry for the let down, so much effort listening to LBC but none of us got through, nevermind.

>>132468690
exactly the same in Hounslow, fucking hate having to go there if something I want/need is only in a shop in Hounslow

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>>132464613
Hello ally.

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Disgusting... I shake my head

>not a left wing agitator
>smugly mentions london being full of immigrants

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Weird seeing britpol memes on tv

>>132468729
Thank God white people invented trousers
Arabs wearing dresses and niggers wearing grass skirts is just embarrassing

>>132469086
I actually disagree with cutting disabled benefits, though.

They should make the criteria of "disabled" higher, but those who are disabled should receive adequate care.

If you're born fucked, the government gives you about a grand a month to live on. I feel sorry disabled people, to be honest.

>>132468924
At least they managed to wring a few pennies from you autists from the phone lines to keep their propaganda machine nice and oiled

>>132469180
kek

>>132469180

Why do people like this limpwristed faggot? He supports mass surveillance nanny states for fucks sake.

He's actually the type of politician I hate, he would gladly sacrifice another 1400 girls to protect the party.

this guy on now sounds like someone from britpol

>>132468784

What exactly was said? This is important stuff.

I hate that skinny no tits whore.

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>>132469351
Most of brit/pol/ are limp-wristed faggots. He's like a mirror image of most of the faggots that post here, except none of the faggots here will ever be anywhere near as successful.

>>132468856
Jacob Rees-Mogg fandom & memes on Daily Politics

>>132469768

He's like a blade of grass, he just leans whichever way the winds blowing out of May's arse.

The only person in the Tory party I could stomach right now would be Davis, he supports reforming hate speech laws and being ex army he won't be knocked over by 100 shitskins storming the council office at Kensington.

>>132468924
Kek it was so very nearly another /pol/ LBC episode.

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>Labour front bench 2020

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>>132470234
Jesus fucking Christ

>>132470234
Damn. Zoo enclosures have really evolved recently.

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>keira knightley

BLACKED

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Lock 'em up.

>>132470482
why would you post this

>>132470234
Literal gorillas, it's these things that make me ashamed to have jungle fever

>>132470523

Im fucking sick of these two
For the sake of their kid I hope GOSH pulls the plug tonight

>>132470523
Can't fault them for trying to save their son.

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What a fucking baby

>>132470693

They're taking him home to die.

ie. they're going to make a run for it to the US, blow 6 gorillion Pounds and he'll still die.

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Am I the only one who thinks this is a really fucking cruel thing to do?

Literally strapped upright, can't speak or eat or piss or shit, 10 pills a day just to stop her instantaneously combusting

>>132469231
That sounds fair, anon. People with mild autism should not get the same bux as the so fucked they can barely function

>>132470805
>my girl here
says it all really

>>132470234

Nice try Tory shill, That's clearly an image from the Zimbabwe parliamentary proceedings

>>132470805

God that's fucking pathetic.

Why? What fucking purpose does this serve other than to validate the parents existence?

>>132470805
Jesus christ, that is wrong! How can anyone allow that to continue suffering?

>>132470880
Yeah, the disabled get a bad deal. They are born fucked, they didn't choose it... and they have no option but to survive on whatever they get. Sad, really. Many of them are probably capable mentally of more, but physically can't, etc.

>>132471003

Munchhausen Syndrome

"oh you poor thing, It must be so hard looking after her aww you're a true saint you know"

"aww hehe don't be silly hehe i'm just a normal mum :)))"

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>>132470805
That girl is going through literally hell. It's a good thing she doesn't know any better.
I have alot of respect for people like Stephen Hawking (politics aside) who were once fully functioning people but deteriorated into the state they are in. My biggest fear tbqh.

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>>132470805
See, it's because of shit like this that I'm a firm believer in eugenics.
Pre-natal screening should be mandatory for all expectant mothers. Parents who register a defect, illness or abnormality and refuse to treat it before birth, leading to a child with a debilitating disorder should be charged with child abuse.
That shit is cruel and unusual. What quality of life can they possibly enjoy? Better to try for another or give up altogether.

>>132471124
Yeah. I have a young cousin who has autism and some other crap, however, he can still function. I would not give him the same amount of money as some Hawking-level of disabilities. I agree with you, they really get a shit deal. In more ways than one.

>>132470805
If that kid is genuinely loving life then fair enough.

But there's less chance of that being true than anyone on /pol/ ever having sex.

If you are going to be a deluded parent to a suffering child, at least shut your fucking mouth about it.

>>132471166

How anyone can support this is beyond me.

How anyone can justify the waste of resources at a time like this also amazes me.

>>132470805

>Cant walk, eat, drink, communicate or support themselves
>Doesn't suffer

This is the 0.001% chance outcome from Charlie Gard getting experimental treatment, except with severe brain damage too.
That's no life at all and incredibly cruel/selfish of the parents. They offer nothing to society and live a life of suffering.

>>132470805
>Just because he may end up severely disabled....so what? He won't suffer
PEOPLE LIKE THIS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO REPRODUCE

>>132470805
This is the reason I have been terrified of ever having kids. I always told everyone I wasn't interested and they said eventually I would turn.

I am absolutely great with children, I get on really well with the younger members of my family. But I don't know what I would do if my child turned out to be mentally ill to the point of intensive 24/7 care.

I know it seems like some stupidly unlikely threat, but I would actually kill myself if I had a child - who spent 10 years in torture with us perpetrating it because my future wife might avoid an abortion, only to die inevitably leaving us with only memories of it choking on its own vomit, screaming, crying, and doing nothing else.

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>this is what people thought london would look like in the year 2000

>>132470805
As a parent, I can empathise. The love you have for your child isn't rational. You could argue that if you really loved them, you wouldn't put them through hell, and would euthanize them / turn off their life support. But when it's your son or daughter who is going to die, you'd do anything to stop it. Even the charade in your pic.

>>132471693
>my future wife might avoid an abortion
And as a father in the west, you have absolutely no voice whatsoever in the decision buts HER CHOICE

>spend 9 months whittling an ornament
>on the last day, accidentally cut its fucking head off
>instead of cutting your losses, continue to display your ornament with pride and dare anyone to criticise you for it
except it's not a wooden ornament, it's a human being who you, through no fault of your own, fucked up and are now actively prolonging their broken life for your selfish ego

>>132471693

Just hoy it doon the well if it's malformed.

>>132471746
boss album though

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>Peter Hitchens currently on Radio 2 talking about smartphones

>>132471783
Very well put.

>>132471862
Damn straight
Dance of Death was bloody good as well

>>132471746
How to fix London:
>Extortionately high tolls for car driving in the City, and surrounding boroughs
>Pedestrianise as many roads in the centre as possible
>Every road wide enough becomes a tree-lined avenue like Pall Mall
>Destroy every building built after 1930 and replace with Georgian-style structures made of limestone and granite
Voila.

How to fix London:
>gas the pakis
wa la

>>132471991
>not deporting all the shitskin residents

>>132471991
ethnic cleansing

Start buying guns.

>>132472054
>>132472105
>>132472140
Epic meme, who will clean the streets and work in McDonalds, cretins?

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>>132471991
>How to fix London:
Pic related.

Just press the fucking button already. Nuke it straight to hell and start over.

>>132472196
Poles and other white immigrants

>>132472196
>clean the streets
won't be anywhere near as big of a job with a sustainable population, so basically whomever wants to - ex-cons, for example

>McDonalds
students

>>132472196
How about the million unemployed NEETs moron

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>>132472196
If we get rid of all the pakis I will personally clean the streets myself with a toothbrush.

>>132471783
Nice to see you counter-balance in this thread.

>>132471783
*your

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I want to start a family 2bh

>>132472275
Arent they tied up working in Pret a manger?

>>132472380
>*your child is brain-dead*
what now?

>>132472412
That's what Dignitas is for

>>132472412
>no worries mate, I've 'ad umpteen years of experience of that from it's muvva haha *gets punched in the arm*

>>132470805
>when you nut but she keeps suckin

>>132472412
>Be forbidden from seeking alternative treatment and castigated by the government and media as treacherous scum who dared to defy the ENN ACHE ESSS

>>132472380
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40506109

You got some catching up to do.

>>132472412
"damn why did I have kids with a 32 year old cigarette addict?"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UkuCl-NXoE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UkuCl-NXoE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UkuCl-NXoE

>>132472667
Catholics sure pump the kids out don't they.

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>>132472762
It used to be normal. My great-grandparents had 12 kids, my grandparents 4 and my parents 1.

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>>132472755
>posting lefty shite

Let's make a really cool VFX! We can change the world!

>>132468339
Better than actually living in fucking Hounslow mate. Spent 12 years in an area that was 13% white.

>>132470805
How can you verbally abuse someone via social media messages?

>>132471939
>>132472308
>>132471783
>>132470805
I'm reminded of the story of Carl Tanzler, who stole the corpse of a dead girl he fell in love with and 'looked after' her for 7 years, maintaining her body, applying makeup etc. Or the ballet Coppelia, about an inventor who creates a puppet of a beautiful girl and tries magic to make her come to life.
It is entirely within the human psyche to have love for inanimate things (even more so your child), and to yearn for entire lifetimes for them to be next to you in the real world, loving you back.

Is it crazy and delusional? Certainly. Is it to be scorned at? I think we could all end up in that position, to be honest.

This is a fucking anime forum after all.

Punks never die! Stay hungry stay foolish, change the world, fuck the system's steady state!

>>132464289
Why are women allowed in the army?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rKU1VNB3zc

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>>132473217

>>132473276
Women have been the army for a long ass time, just not combat roles.

>>132473266
>stay foolish

At least you have achievable aims pal

>>132470234
>"If you want a nigger for your neighbour
>vote Liberal or Labour"

Turns out they were right

>>132471896

I heard that lol, classic moaning.

>>132473276
Where else are you going to get squaddie mattresses in kandahar.

>>132473352
It was the use of the word "verbally" I'm taking issue with.

>>132472929
How is it lefty?

>>132473463
I dunno, I guess if your eyes are spastic and you need the text to speech function.

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Hey lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=968Kc83kNdQ

>>132473463
It means the people who have to read aloud

>>132473408
More than that, unfortunately. If I was a stupid slave I didn't want to be with the English.

>>132473391
Okay, amend my question to "combat roles in the army"

7 deadly sins

7 ways to win

>>132473391
Women have been in combat roles since at least the late 80's irrc

>>132464456
Its to crash nationalized services that they don't directly benefit from with no survivors.

Tell your sister to finish her studies and then go work in Australia or the US.

>>132473352
Objectively true tbph

>>132473681
Na they only got into the cav and armour a few months ago, still not allowed in infantry I don't think.

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>>132473276
Its fucking dangerous.

>Knows military secrets and is captured
Torture me all you want lads

>Knows Military secrets and is captured with a female squaddie
>Threatens to torture the lass in front of me.
What do you guys wanna know?

Id instantly cave if they started raping and torturing a woman combatant in front of me.

>>132473753
What is RAMC and he CRE?

>>132473408
I'm a boozer and I'm an artist, I have an architecture degree, I'm now work a a software engineer and have an experience in VFX, a generated by computer graphix for movie stories. I want to move to England because I think that I love you.

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>tfw KFC for lunch two days in a row

Hot wings should be banned for being too addictive.

>>132473756
Didn't that happen during the invasion of iraq? they captured some american bint and raped her live on tv before killing her.

>>132473794
Nice moving the goal posts, those are not comabt roles. You can get attached to a combat unit, but they are not official combat roles.

>>132473794
>RAMC
>combat

>>132473867
>I'm a boozer and an artist

>>132464598
why good?

>>132473756
There is a common argument that men take stupid risks when a woman is at stake. So you risk having lads drop their skills and drills should one stand on an IED and risk setting off secondaries.
Also throwing a woman into a group of lads is bound to upset cohesion regardless.
>>132473897
Combat Medics and Combat Engineers aren't Combat Roles? Wow... the more you know huh...

>>132473873
thanks for the image prompt, wouldn't have known what the fuck you were on about otherwise

>>132473955
Kind of a common combination.

>>132474000
Putting the word combat infront of non-combat roles is not really a way to make your point.

Regardless, those roles don't exist.

https://www.army.mod.uk/rolefinder/

>>132464903
but it is a major driver in the economic health of the community. Bad healthcare leads to loss of manpower, spiraling costs of having to deal with serious health issues that could be prevented with early treatment, and increased costs of care for the long term ill. An efficient low cost, not for profit health care system is a major boost to the rest of the economy - same as a good educations system. without these two you have sick and uneducated workforce that cannot be productive. healthcare is not just a right - it is an economic necessity.

>>132472306
whomest is that

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>>132471783
>euthanize
>>132473686
>nationalize

Sort yourselves out boys.

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Walked the entire length of Edgware Road the other day. Felt more like Beirut than London. Some serious hotties about though.

>>132474169
Every single royal engineer is at least a B3 combat engineer as well as a tradesman.
Yet another anonymong not having any clue what he's talking about. Love you guys, good for a laugh.

>>132465059
>. I have never been to a hospital because i was lucky not to have an accident, catch a disease or be in a country that has endimic diseases because of lack of healthcare. and i am a selfish tosser, with no thought or care for other human beings whose mother didn't love him enough.

fixed it for you

>>132465394
is that mads mikkelsen

>>132474115
It's a cliche combination, hence you'll never produce anything worthwhile

>MUH alcoholic aretist brooo

Get fucked faggot, there are millions like you

Kevin fro Leicester is back from his bike ride lads. Went into the outskirts of my town, saw only whites on their farm. Nodded to me as I biked past Due to being a fellow white brother. I have a resurgence of hope lads

>>132467947
>north of the river
Hampstead
>south of the river
Elephant & Castle

>>132472667
too pure

>>132474474
Pakis breed more than whites, that farm will be overrun by the caliphate within 10 years.

>>132472196
Look at pictures from the 50's clean streets in London because people didn't throw their crap all over the place aka litter louts

>>132474372
Can you build a space station without the numerical discrete shit? Soyuz, the space station is on track because the real engineers made it.

>>132474629
>north of the river
Shitskins and libtards
>south of the river
Shitskins and libtards

>>132473873
>liking nigger food

kys madting bossfam init blud

>>132474372
It's real understanding of the world. We're engineers. We're making the mathematical models of the world.

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>>132474660
Not if people like this have anything to do with it. Classed as private property so they would gun down the kebabs asap

>>132474474
Basic courtesy and nodding is the norm though, where do you live?

>>132474272
"Use a Z, end up dead"

>>132474911
Somehow I think it's more likely shitkins will have the Kalashnikovs.

>>132474415
no that's Thomas York

>>132470234
If someone held a gun to you head and said you had to fuck one of these 'women' which would you choose or would you take the bullet?

>>132475020
the british lady sat behind

>>132470234
>monkeys arguing about what laws apply to you and me

Can we end the democracy meme already please lads

>>132465259
100% this, change the policy to force slef inflicted problems to not be treated for free and you fix the NHS easy.

>>132465805
Still wastes a lot of time treating you guys even if you're taxed

RECYCLE:

>>132464403
>>132464403
>>132464403
>>132464403

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>>132472306
I want a gf who likes to dressup like Tharja

>>132475191
Bad luck, that's Corbyn in a dress and now you're going to have to suck his wrinkly old man clit

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>>132474236
a bit more

>>132473437
>lol
>classic moaning
Millenial cunt, smartphones have created a generation of absolute shit.

>>132474736
yep, is sadly the truth

>>132472196

Pakis don't work daft cunt.

>>132474736
>north of the river
Shitskins and rich libtards
>south of the river
Shitskins and poor libtards

>>132472196
convicts, ex convicts, white volunteers, white immigrants, robots (serious)

>>132475273
actually... smokers tend to die of pretty cheap to treat diseases, pretty quickly. You get nasty cancer adn are dead in a few months. many just drop dead from heart attacks. They die younger and don't claim their pensions. and they pay in shit more of tax than a non smoker, way more than their pension and treatment costs.

Much more costly are healthy people who live to be ninety five then get dementia and strokes and live another five years. they claim their pensions,and need long term constant care for a long time..

better for me (and all other taxpayers) if people smoke. Obesity though - tends to shorten life (good - no long pension payouts) and cheap to treat most diseases of obesity - diabetes etc are not expensive. So not too bad from my healthy person who pays taxes view - better if there was a tax on high sugar drinks and such - which i don't drink - but over all the obese are doing me good by dying just after retirement age ... .The really fat ones on befits though they need help to get slimmer and back to work - which would be a good overall investment... need more funds into that...

>>132475213
but fuck up the pension funds - need more smokers to pay more tax and die early.