HAPPENING!!! (maybe)

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MODS STICKY PLS OMG HAPPENING

>>132457567
>PART OF THE PARCEL
-King Kebab

>>132457922
upboated

>>132457930
Your post killed my sides

>>132457567
Remember goys, be tolerant.

>>132457922
ids habbenin

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nothing is happening , dont worry , go back to sleep. -t. Mancunian pilot

Literally nothing.

Someone his luggage and everybody goes crazy.
What the hell is wrong with Brits?

Remember, g(u|o)ys, whatever it is, it has NOTHING TO DO WITH ISLAM.

>a muslim woman farted
it's a terrorist attack!

>>132457567
>OPs mum goes to Manchester Airport and causes widespread panic.

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>>132458633

*forgot

Thread music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b1wt3-zpzQ

>>132458633
probably this

>>132458926
Wrong link m8

https://youtu.be/woJcJ8zTnBQ

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>>132457567
>a fucking unattended bag is a happening

Obvious slide thread. CNN pls go

>>132457567
Nothing is happening. Someone left his bag while buying ice cream.

Your eyes are tired, take a nap.

>>132459187
I need my fix man, it's been too long since the last mass casualty event.

lost my poo bag lads :(

Just exploded! It's happening

>>132457567
My cousin got in trouble at a Michigan airport because he got up and left his bag by a chair to go get some food.

Guarantee that's all it is.

>>132459468
What's your cousin doing in Manchester?

>132459426
Trying this hard for (you)s

>kys at your earliest convenience

>>132457930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQbwlh4Sb6U

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>>132459275
yes coz we don't have enough duplicate cnn threads

>>132457567

CNN works fast

PART

>The terrorists want us to be afraid! We won't give in to fear!
>OH SHIT AN UNATTENDED BAG RUN RUN RUN!!!!

>>132459673
this. Eurofag style

>>132457567
this is a slide thread to try and distract people from the reality that CNN is replying to this post or your mo

>>132457567
Get the fuck out impostor

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>>132457567
>Proud Muslim man donates backpack and fertilizer to the homeless
>Power-tripping police arrest him without reason

>>132459673
>ISIS won't affect our way of life #westronk #prayForX #untouched
>"solidarity" marches surrounded by thousands of militarised police and army
>get their internet censored and monitored equally
>kids pop a balloon or firecracker and everyone stops in their tracks in terror

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>>132457567
>mysterious bag
inb4 a bag with a piece of poop inside with a little paper saying ''kok muhammad xd jajjajajaj''

>>132457567
Part and parcel. Nothing to see here, move on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb5M_50BWf0

>>132458633
Fucking this. Besides, muzzies don't try to get away before the bomb goes off.

>>132458633
oh I don't know, perhaps it's the fact that we have been having a lot of terrorist attacks lately and we don't want to take chances, just a thought.

>>132460069
Fernando Martinez?

>>132457567
>MYSTERIOUS BAG FOUND AT MANCHESTER AIRPORT

Let us take a look at what you have written OP.

>Mysterious bag

How in fact can a bag be mysterious? Of course in regards to its origins.

A bag left unattended is in a civilized world no suspect, however under current social pressures it is a potential threat.

However

>Found at Manchester Airport

So a bag has been found unattended at an airport. You know, where thousands of people come and go daily, with multiple bags and suitcases.

A place where people have to check in hours prior to flights and end up forgetting a backpack after sitting in a chair bored for an hour.

>>132460937
soy yo .D

>we will carry on as normal
>a bag
HOLY SHIT RUNNNN AHHHHHHH WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

>>132461206
>How in fact can a bag be mysterious? Of course in regards to its origins.
bit racist

>tfw flew into Manchester and left the airport about 6 hours ago

Wew, dodged that one lads.

>>132458976
no mate,
THIS!!!!
>>132458794

>>132461688
We will NOT allow these lone-wolfs to mislead us into hating all bags

If it's found then it isn't a happening.

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>>132459350
Fuck yeah. Fucking Muslims ruining my 6pm news show. Fucking not good enough.

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>>132459426

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>>132460922
Part of living in a big city with Muslims faggot