>goes on nofap because some autists on /pol/ told him so >gets

don’t use pornography and you’ll be fine

noporn is the truth, not nofap

>>132456649
I'm on it, bro. I jacked off at least four times today.

>>132456772
I'm not falling for your kikery.

are these people serious

who reads this fucking bs and thinks 'gee good advice'

>>132456916
Doctors.

>this faggot doesn't know how to flex his prostate with kegels exercises
>Kegel Exercises
>You may think Kegels are just for women. But these exercises, which strengthen the muscles in your pelvic region, can help control incontinence in men who have the condition from surgery to treat prostate cancer or an enlarged prostate.
>To do a Kegel exercise, clench your bladder like you’re trying to stop the flow of urine and hold for 5 seconds.
>Work up to two to three sets of 10 to 20 Kegels per day.

You could always just, use a woman. They have holes specifically for that.

But I'm already jacking off twice a day anyway.

>>132456649
What if I ejaculate 30 times a week?

>>132456856
It's funny because porn is controlled by the ones pol hates the most.

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>>132456649
Free-fap is the true patrician's choice.

>>132456772
Being off porn is hard...

>can lower risk

Nofap is just the more extreme version of noporn, it's the porn that gets you and desentisizes you

>>132457020
Based English Teacha

>>132456772
this
do it to tile flooring

Fap ang MGTOW is the best

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>21 times a month
Get yourself a wife and fuck her every night she isn't bleeding.

At the rate I'm going, I'll live forever.

>>132456649
Prostate cancer is only common very late in life. Itvdoesnt matter at tgat point if you have it.

>>132456649
is it depressing that i take the fact that the picture is of a blonde man with a blonde woman as a small victory

"Yes Goy! Masturbate and ejaculate the essence that makes you a man. Masturbating is good, old ignore the fact that we air porn in palestinian television to keep them docile and pacifist so we can further our agenda. Now go be a good docile goyim and masturbate to porn and create shekels for us while we go rekt your civilization and your purpose for living."

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>>132457266
It's just blood.

>>132457750
Before you tell others to stop masturbating, try telling your own to stop shitting on the street.

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>>132456649
>be on no fap for 2 years
>still no cancer
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>132457035
I dont hate japan though

Masturbating is bad. It harms you and once you stop for at least a month and a half you will recondition your brain. Just pay for a prostitute each week for sex. I got once every 2 weeks but weekly is probably better.

>>132456649
If you watch porn then your prostate swells with no release.

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>>132456649
>not ejaculating 21 times a week

>>132458225
I gotta say, you had me in the first half

>>132457910
>before you X you should Y to Z. Haha rekt.


Also, go fap to your 2D cartoons for all I care, its not my frontal lobe that is gonna melt due to all that masturbation.

>>132456649
i jack off twice a day

>>132458225
>Just pay for a prostitute
>just pay for STDs
Pick both

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>>132456856
>don't watch porn
>kikery

>>132458321
People in your nation literally shit on the streets.

Japan might have issues, but at least their roads aren't covered in human waste.

I never masturbated in 19 years
how fucked am I ?

>>132457020
Same.

Usually twice a day, sometimes more, I'll fap even if I'm sick.

>>132457121
it's the prolactin release that's the real killer

>>132456649
>masturbate everyday
>Has nothing better to do with his life than fap
>Flag

Checks out folks

>>132458470
I don't deny that literally half our population is uncivilized street shitters and genocide along with eugenics is the only way forward, but that is not even relevant with what this thread is about.

>>132458225
you are talking about porn, there's literally nothing wrong with masturbating with imagination.

what about 100+ times a month?

>>132457228
>taking yourself out of the gene pool and removing all sexual energy from yoir body is the best
Good goy, stupid faggot

>>132456772

it feels different. Using porn it feels much better desu

I fap to everything as I don't care. Straight, gay, traps, interracial , gangbangs, blowbangs, bukkake etc.

>>132458389
Not advocating for seeing hookers but you really don't have to worry about it. I used to see them and they were just as scared about catching something as I was.

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>>132456649
>tfw there has been only 2 days this whole year that i havent fapped
i have stalactites of dry cum hanging under my computer desk

>>132458737
1/3 less likely to get cancer, 10/10 more like to turn into an estrogen filled effimate numale.

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>>132456649
Enjoy your degnrate porn fagot!

>>132458685
i would like to know as well. for a friend who i talk about masturbation with of course

>>132456772
Wrong, nofap and the Testosterone benefits ard the only path to getting swole and living a non-degenerate Christian life.

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>>132458835

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>>132458809

iktfb

>>132457750
>ejaculation = masturbation

Spotted the virgin. Although to give you credit given your flag at least you're not equating it with gang rape.

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>>132458972
what the fuck

>>132458499
That depends, how regularly do you ejaculate?

>>132458727
>>132458972
Jesus, Hans. Get a fucking grip.

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>>132458878
ejaculating means only fapping?

dude?

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>>132459082

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>>132456649
>"This article does not contain medical advice, and is intended to be general in nature."
>one study that they don't even show the whole results of or the methodology

I have a girlfriend and don't need to fap seeing as I just have sex. Perhaps this is a solution?

>>132459098
The problem is that he's been giving it too much of a grip tbqh

>>132458772
>Not advocating for seeing hookers but I am
>Prostitutes fucking 10-15 men/day, spreading STD risk very high
>You fucking a prostitute 1/2weeks, spreading STD risk low

Being a cum laboratory means you're more likely to get and spread STDs.

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>>132458972
What in the actual fuck..?

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mfw people believe these jewish lies you kikes won't lower my power level

>>132459226
Not if you live somewhere where brothels are legal and regulated

>>132458927

>>132459011
What? No, I don't mean ejaculation is achieved only by masturbation, the purpose of restraining from masturbation is so your test levels and biological and sexual energy remains intact and drives you forward to building a better life being a man and getting yourself a woman which is the end goal.

If you keep masturbating you won't have the will power to change or to get yourself some pussy.

>>132456772
what am i supposed to fap to? my sister's dirty underwear?

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i am on almost my 3 nofap week,because porn is shit. You can fap to normal naked woman,or have sex. But porn is shit,because its affect your brain and head.yes ok
fap on porn shit

>>132459180
Don't overthink it leaf.

>jewish website tells you to spill your seed at least 21 times a month
>unironically letting lilith take your unborn babies to create more evil with
>unironically giving up your sexual energy to vampiric succubi

im lmaoing heavily @ each and every last one of you

enjoy your masturbation induced baldness

>>132459082
>>132459098
>>132459246
that pic is ancient you fucking newfag pieces of shit.

lurk. more.

>>132456649

I bet the seamen gets old and yeah it replenishes but the old is still swimming with the new.

I ALWAYS KEEP A FRESH LOAD IN MY PANTS. IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO FOR A WOMAN!

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>>132459370

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>>132457035
Tell me how this is a Jewish trick.

>>132456977

You uneducated swine, prostate doesnt have muscles you can control, only involuntary movements.
What you meant is pelvic floor muscles you goy

>>132459286
Still, but be a moron.
Whores develop a suppressed immune system and they are perfect for petri dishing diseases.

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>>132457035
wtf I don't hate gooks, you racist

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>>132456649
Shut up, you're going to ruin it. Are you dumb? The whole point of the "nofap" ""movement"" was to bait reddit into giving themselves cancer. Just look at this shit:

reddit.com/r/nofap

It's like Alcoholics Anonymous for masturbating. It's hilarious. Some people were sexually shamed as kids so they feel intense guilt when they jerk off. This is a way to troll them into killing themselves by giving themselves cancer. It was originally a /b/ raid but it grew into an organic movement on reddit because they're that fucking stupid.

So stop pointing out the troll and ruining it!

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>>132459517

>>132458972
no survivors!!!

>>132459226
>>Not advocating for seeing hookers but I am
Yeah except I wasn't if you actually comprehended the post. It's degenerate and you shouldn't do it but catching STDs from them is exaggerated as fuck.
>>Prostitutes fucking 10-15 men/day, spreading STD risk very high
>You fucking a prostitute 1/2weeks, spreading STD risk low
Nice math but irrelevant. Even the nigger girls I saw made sure I was wearing a condom at all times. They wouldn't even let me kiss them.

>>132459286
If you can find some other way of getting regular sex you are very lucky indeed. Personally I need to pay asian whores or nofap will become intolerable.

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>>132456649
>believing the jewish run media

you know this just encourages black men to hog all the white women idiot.

>>132459384

Man, even as a non degenerate, Ellery used to be really fucking pretty. What a sad story.

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>>132458727
That's the reason you should seriously stop watching porn. You're only getting more and more perverted and developing fatishes that are absolutely disgusting. not to mantion, you lose interest in real girls.

Stop watching porn
Find yourself a girlfriend
Have a real intimate relationship instead of touching yourself to another man ramming a girl you find attractive

>>132459606
does sheev have a secret daughter in the eu?

>>132459597
Yea yea keep making shit up.

>>132459384
>he faps to this obvious tranny

you fucking degenerates need to be gassed

>>132459808
After 15 years, the only fetish i've developed is that I'd like to fuck a 40 year old woman.

>>132459917
and how old are you?

>>132459917
Is that a fetish?

>>132459184
Solid aussie bants. Always coming through when you need a giggle.

>>132459949
27

>>132459960
It's the closest thing to a fetish i've developed.

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>>132459702
>wearing a condom at all times
>not getting STDs
pick one
Also why pay if you wear latex on your dick, are your hands that rough?

>>132459991
and are you cute?

>>132459808

My last fap was to a girl getting fucked by 6 black guys.

I don't know why but I really like interracial porn. BM/BW not so much. Mostly it's white or even brown girls taking black cocks.

I fapped to kekold porn as well but I'm not a kek

>All these fapfags trying to cope.
Just because you haven't grown up and stopped playing with your willy doesn't mean others are as helpless as you :^)

>>132457985
It's still been a thing with doctors for patients who show signs of degradation for their prostate. Low testosterone, bladder problems, prone to prostate cancer in their genes. My auto class teacher wouldn't shut up about it in class. It's an old person thing.

>>132460037
Why yes, I am very cute.
Girls from my group constantly hug me, although maybe it has to do with the fact that i'm the only one in the group that has realized that smell matters a lot when attracting someone, the others barely use cologne.

>>132460038
>My last fap was to a girl getting fucked by 6 black guys.
>I don't know why but I really like interracial porn
>flag

pottery

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>>132460038
>I watch other men take the woman I want on video but trust me guys I'm not a cuck. xD
KEK

>>132460038
>but I'm not a kek
>faps to (((interracial)))
Hans, I

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>>132459517
disturbing

>>132456649
isnt prostate cancer more of a problem for blacks then whites? By like a wide margin?

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>>132460038
Good Goyim, keep masturbating to ze interracial porn

>>132459718
You need to break out of the cycle.
The thing is that your testicles produce a lot of sperm for the ejaculation cycle, so much that it gives you an organic feel of discomfort because of the vegetative innervation and psychologically it makes you irritable and impulsive even angry.

People that nofap are also high test so remember the movies when a cocky guy did an impulsive thing? What happened?! Someone garbed him by the nuts and squeezed them puppies tight, did he get back being cocky? No cause the surplus of sperm in his testicles got pushed into his body. So do the same: squeeze your testicles and don't let go right away.

>>132459517
Why did you post this? Why did you save this? You are an absolute nonce jesus christ. Irredeemable.

>>132460120
and you white, right?

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>>132460038
what the fuck hans, no shit you like interracial
you indoctrinated cunt

nice flag by the way

>>132460492
Yes.

HEARING YOU CUTE GUYS TALKING ABOUT JERKING OFF HAS JUST GIVEN ME A STIFFY IM STRAIGHT THOUGH

>>132460038
Jesus Christ Johan, this better be a LARP or else Goymany really is most.

>>132459999
>>wearing a condom at all times
>not getting STDs
You're reaching. The odds are still remarkably low despite how much dick they take on a regular basis.
>why pay if you wear latex on your dick, are your hands that rough
Do you really need me to answer that? At this point I'm convinced I'm talking to a woman.

>>132458727

>t. hedonistic nihilist

You are literally the worst kind of being you could be.

>>132460525
if you in uk you can get some 40yr old pussy if you like.

>>132460491
I saved it just for you my Britisher friend

>>132460534
>CUTE GUYS TALKING ABOUT JERKING OFF HAS JUST GIVEN ME A STIFFY
>IM STRAIGHT THOUGH
pick one

fapping is bad because it damages your ability to resist sexual temptation

having sexuality is natural and good for a wife

but see the problem is if you cannot control yourself which means denying yourself - your intellect becomes perverted and your character degrades

this is so fucking simple yet /pol/ always misses the fucking point

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>>132460874
If the boy is cute, it's not gay.
The dick only makes it better

>>132460966
this guy gets it.

>>132461078
>>132460966
>has more than 0 penis
Objectively gayer than a female.

Dont fap excesively, it'll make it hard to get hard when you need it.

t. formely kissles Virgin.

>>132456649
No goyim don't stop masturbating. See the more you do the less cancer. Watch blacked porn too goyim. It's good for you

>>132460417

The porn girl was Anissa Kate. French/North African.

I fapped to the Nicole Aniston Blacked scene as well. I didn't like it too much. I noticed some racist comments on the site and immediately though that it's some /pol/tard.

Why being insecure about it? It's only erotica and when I get horny by watching it it's perfectly fine. If you don't like interracial porn than simply don't click on it.

>>132456649
Point of nofap is that you will ejaculate 21 times in a woman

>>132459370
>
Think about making love to your imaginary wife, anon. It might be difficult after all the porn, but you should try. It feels much better than porn.

>>132461104
you sound salty, you must be one of those uggos who cant get cute guys

sucks to be you.

>>132456649
>masturbate everyday
Hell, masturbate multiple times a day. Sex is good for us, and since to our bodies there isn't any difference between masturbating and having sex, so is masturbation. Nofap is the stupidest fucking thing ever

>>132461197
If you were actually German instead of some african with a state gibbed laptop, you'd be disgusted be the idea of anyone getting your women.

>>132461197
>implying you can avoid interracial porn

nigga all porn these days has at least 2 black dicks in it somewhere. but then you germany no surprise you have no issue with black cocks in every hole.

>>132456649
Fapping is a sin. However it's normal that is not easily controllable. However, doing it daily can destroy your life. But it's still much better than an unwanted pregnancy.

I do not see why you care so much about it.

>>132461104
If I found a girl with two vaginas...would that make me twice as straight?

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>>132459517
why

>>132461271
It's simple math, part and/or parcel. It has more penis than other methods of fucking, ergo it is objectively, mathematically, by the numbers more gay than the alternative, and you're gay for choosing it.

This is the science (((Bachelor Degree))) Nye won't teach you on netflix.

>>132461335
Damn, I should go to bed.

>>132457148
I remember being in that thread

>>132461299
You obviously haven't been to Germany since 1945. This is mild by German standards.

>>132461377
you still mad you cant get a cute horny twink

maybe lay off the mac donalds and go to the gym lad. then you wont be so bitter.

>>132461339
Nope, it's a one way street. Penis=homosex. More vagina just means its as hetero as it can possibly be. Now, if you also had two penii, that would be a different variable for the equation. That's so straight it's almost a little gay for being so aggressively straight.

>>132456649
Yes goyim dont fap,you NEED to lose 5-10ml of very useful nutrients,having high testosterone is super bad !!!!!!!!!!

Fapping is allowed every 7 days when your test levels are 150%.Porn is perfectly fine and has no effect on men,in fact its a healthy way to incrase testosterone just by watching.

Especially if you are building mmuscle like i am,fapping is propably the worst you can do,you lose 5 grams of protein that could have been muscle.

>>132461154
>watching blacked porn is very good for emotional stability and here's why
>written by Rebecca Greenberg
Wouldn't surprise me if (((Huffington Post))) came out with that tomorrow

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>>132456772
Fapping:

Grab a dick - GAY
Get your dick grabbed by a man's hand - GAY
Get hard from touching dick - GAY
Get hard from your dick getting touched by a man's hand - GAY

Fapping is more gay than being fucked in the ass.

>>132461500
My penis is a hydra and when they circumcised me I grew three more.

Will there ever be a woman worthy enough to conquer my penis?

>>132456649
Gee, having lower testosterone decreases the risk of prostate cancer?

Maybe that's why soy is so good? Drinking tap water should help, too! Do trannies even get prostate cancer?

>>132460966
Faggot!

>>132461592
>flag
you already knew the answer, but you should keep looking. Miracles happen in every faithful man's life, anon.

>>132461566
watching porn is gayer
>the part of porn all guys wait for is when the guy shoots his load aka watch a guy jerk off

really makes you think.

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>masturbating 4 times a day is good for you goy!
>it lowers the risk of prostate cancer by 0.1%!
>Oy vey!
Stop watching porn you losers and fap less

>>132460038
i also fap to interracial porn pretty often, but whenever the negro kisses the white women i get the urge to puke. i dont know why but kissing seems just wrong for me

>>132461656
It's a vicious, viscous feedback loop that builds neural pathways to get you aroused on a pavlovian level by dudes jacking off in any capacity.

>edge fapping
>every peak is watching another dude jizzing
>closer and closer to your own release
>building dopamine higher with every edge

>>132459517
I hope that guy dies

>>132460778
Found the kike

>>132461656
The only porn I use is still pictures of women posing on their own, or occasionally with other women.

The hand part is pretty gay, but I tried a fleshlight and I didn't really like it. Too loud and messy.

>>132461281
Sex is good for you, not masturbation.
The whole point of it is that the body doesn't tell the difference. Why persue real girls and sexual intercourse if you have porn and a hand. Save your sexual energy and use it on something more beneficial, like persuing a girlfriend instead of being a cuck and masturbating to computer screen or just fantasies.

>>132460038
Germany its cool, you dont even need to say it anymore.

We just assume

>>132461776
I don't know about you but when I watched porn I wanted to see the girl orgasm? Maybe that's why it was easy for me to quit. Did give me a bad anal fetish though.

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>>132459517

>>132457006
>0 replies
I am not surprised, /pol/

pathetic virgins,fuck as many girls as you can.
fiuck those conservative idiots

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>>132461842
How about you just stop fapping, man up and find a gf? UK girls are fucking sluts and you sit home with your gay dick in your gay hand.

Don't gay-off for 2 weeks and every girl will feel how horny you are. They will get wet by just sitting next to you and you will feel need to approach them.

>>132461566
>Grab a dick - GAY
>Get your dick grabbed by a man's hand - GAY
>he doesn't wash his dick.

>Get hard from touching dick - GAY
>Get hard from your dick getting touched by a man's hand - GAY
It's just vegetative reactions that close in the spinal column.
You could be in a coma, if someone rubs your cock in non hurtful way it will get hard.

>>132458727
Typical German any holes the goal.

You know what also helps for prostate cancer?

Castration.

Works wonders for hairloss too.

>>132461592
Funny thing is that when I'm erect there's no more skin left so cutting that skin would pull my cock back.

>>132460038
My people are so fucked

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>>132462100
That's the reason, you are doing it because you want.
You WANT to grab a dick like some homo.
You choose your own hand instead of a girl.

>>132462082
Yeah but in America they see your boner and you get arrested for rape.

>>132462021
>touching a 3DPD roastie
Do you even autism, bro? We're all too busy lifting for the race war to get a girlfriend who wants to cuck us.
[spoiler]r-right guise?[spoilers don't work on red boards]

>>132456649
Fuck off, all these modern illnesses are caused by all the harmful chemicals in foods and water
Masturbation causes ED by making your cock desensitized

I had a desensitsed cock until i went on the 90 day nofap program which was a fucking lifesaver

>>132462275
DON'T YOU WASH YOUR COCK YOU GOD DAMN FILTHY ASSHOLE?!

>>132462082
I don't want a gf. The vast majority of women here are shit tier and I'm perfectly happy with my life as things are currently, aside from the high prices of prostitutes where I live. I'm such an introvert, I'm not even sure I'd enjoy having a gf even if she were a good person desu.

As soon as my online business is developed enough I'm moving out and relocating to a developing country where hookers are dirt cheap. Then I will give up masturbating.

I honestly enjoy being alone for the vast majority of the time and don't think a full-time gf is for me. I don't want to lead poor, destitute women on into one-nighters either, only to blow them off in the morning either, so prostitutes fit the gap nicely; a swift business transaction.

>>132461566
This. There's nothing wrong with fucking a man in the butt, but jerking off is just repulsively homosexual.

>>132462471
I have it on good authority than girls in the UK are very in to dogging

>>132462305
So people don't have sex in USA, roger that.

You fucking idiot, no one cares, just call any girl you know and ask her out. They all just sit home and wait for someone to call them out.
Men have hobbies, women are waiting for man to come and fuck them.

>>132462558
It wouldn't surprise me, lad.

>>132462532
Anal penetration is also gayer than conventional sex, reproductional or recreational. You're choosing to not fuck a pussy, and that's objectively gayer than fucking a pussy, see? However, fucking an ass is less gay than getting fucked or frotting or whatever they call there depraved sexual proclivities. Fucking a man's ass is gayer than fucking a woman's ass(which is gayer than fucking a pussy), but still less gay than getting your dick sucked by a dude.
I could try making a ranking list if you want.

>>132462358
Yeah, I wash myself, but not to get sex from my own hand you idiot.

>>132462471
So what you are saying you never had a gf. Being an introvert changes nothing, your job is to fuck them not to be a clown.

>>132456649
I don't get how you can never fap... I went a month without fapping because I think I have a severe depression and the result was that I was literally pissing semen, I got a pain in my abdomen everytime I got an errection (I actually most of my spontanious erections).

A few wanks and now my dick feels normal and wholesome again.

>>132462471
A man used to not be ostracized for paying a willing woman for the mutual exchange of a sexual favor. Aboveboard prostitution is a vice healthier than most others when practiced in moderation.

>>132462765
I've had a gf, I was happier when it all ended.

>>132458225
this

>>132462775
Those feelings are you body telling you to go meet a woman, sir. You should consider listening to it, unless you want to end up like one of those 30 year old roasties who hangs themselves in front of the dog that will never be a kid no matter how much they cuddle it.

>>132462765
>Grab a dick - GAY
>Get your dick grabbed by a man's hand - GAY
So grabbing your dick is gay?

>>132462808
Yeah it can get quite addictive. I found myself wading in a bit too deep at first, but over time I managed to sort my shit out and calm things down. Now I just stick to it in moderation. I'm not sure how much of this is to do with getting older though.

>>132462815
Let me guess, you were both young, you tried hard, she wanted to grab all the dicks around and cause drama?
Ask anyone what their first gf was like.
They are all same in that age.
Your job is to not listen to their shit and make them listen to you.

>>132462580
I just show off my abs and pecs on snapchat or tinder. Worked for half a decade so far. I don't sit next to strangers and hope they sense my horniness.

>>132462775
>A few wanks and now my dick feels normal and wholesome again
That feeling is your body telling you: good job anon you found yourself a girl, you're reproducing, you're doing great.

>>132462937
We were both young and she was bipolar.

My job is to find out what makes me happy. I'm pretty sure I've found that.

>>132462879
I literally wrote it and you still ask questions.
How is that not gay? You dream all day about grabbing a dick and you have a vision of a man's hand grabbing your dickn in before your eyes.

Can you get more homo than that?

>>132462938
>I don't sit next to strangers

I meant girls he ask out, not random chicks on the street you creep. God what is wrong with you.

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>>132462347
This! I had the same fucking problem and was depressed about it for over a year, couldn't even get it up on a girl.

Since I started NoFap my social anxiety has improved drastically.
I get rock hard just by seeing some tits here on /pol/, before that I wasn't even interested in the slightest.
My confidence with girl has never been stronger.

It's a fucking life changer and all you cucked faggots should work on it.
Stop touching your god damn willy and put an end to this degeneracy in your life once and for all.

>Fapping away your sexual energy

It's like you don't even want Kundalini

>>132456649
fuck off kike and take your leftist lies with you

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>>132463017
>We were both young and she was bipolar.

Get teenager girl, oh no, she is not acting like an adult!
I will NEVER have gf again!

God you are well retarded.
And gay.

>>132462347
Masturbation without control*

>>132463151
Exactly, you fap, you lose all the will to even talk to the girls.
They are tiring to talk to and you need all the energy you can harvest to fuck them, yet /pol/ is gay-fapping while wondering while is Europe dying.

You literally genocide white people with you fapping.

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>>132456856
>21 times a month equals 4 times a day
Murication!

>>132462925
A man typically goes through, or perhaps it'd be more accurate to say it went through, a few key stages in life.

Childhood builds our foundation upon which our personalities are built upon.

Adolescence is the time for a man to experience the boundaries of their ability

Young adulthood is a time of unbridled testosterone, the ideal time to strut for your mate

The prime of life, where your work, private life, and ambitions all fall into position while you're cresting the hill, officially having "made it" to the point where you control your own life. This is where your sexual energies will begin to fade.

The afterglow is a special time, though. The afterglow, much like the post orgasmic clarity the japanese felt was important enough to recognize, is the time of life when your preparation and opportunity collide in an amazing display of rediscovery.

Eventually this will fade and a man will age into seniority. You work has been completed, your ambitions sated not just by accomplishment but by the necessity to cease the chase. The children are adults themselves, and you're just doing your best to pass on what you missed with the first offspring you created.

Keep whoring until you're ready to regain control over your life on a level that isn't really comprehendable to young bucks like ourselves.

>>132461776
pretty much, its the gay agenda,

>>132461842
ah right so you a cuck? kek.

>>132461891
this desu, girls never get to cum, makes me sad desu.

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>>132461706
read all this shit. and stop fckng up ur dopamine receptors with porn and fapping. stop letting it make u all docile, and kill ur motivation to do stuff like a good goy should be.

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>>132460132 >>132460200 >>132460260 >>132460417 >>132460493 >>132460552 >>132461767 >>132461866 >>132462212
Actually falling for that blatant bait
Never change /pol/

>>132456649
I think it's watching people fuck that messes with your head.

Just fap to /s/, not more than once/three days and you'll be OK.

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>>132463764
>>132461706
(conti.)
stop making ur self esteem dependent on women, and gain ur natural confidence that comes from urself and not from something outside.
stop all this rising of "beta males and cucks"

>>132462711
No getting fucked in the ass is the least gay

>>132456649

(((Science))) saves us from high testosterone once again, thanks kike

>>132462471
Same.
Every woman I know is obese except two, who are whores. I'm not exaggerating when I say every woman I know. Also most all that I see, since the only places I go are the grocery and to work. I don't talk to women anymore, I gave up trying to look for a woman under 180 or less than 15 dicks through her.
I'm doing nothing but saving a lot and hope I'll move to Europe and just live alone. Maybe a Baltic country, or maybe Hungary.

I was addicted to porn because real women are disgusting here. My eyes are assaulted by them and I turn away in disgust when I see them.

>>132463690
>>132461891
>caring about the woman's pleasure
Men, allow me to redpill you. You actually don't give a shit about her, you're subconsciously inserting yourself into the male's role in the video. What you're actually feeling isn't a disappointment at them not getting their rocks off, you're feeling shame at not having made them. This is a natural shame, as coincidental orgasms increase the chance of procreation. You want to make her cum while you are by design, it massively raises the chances her vagina brings the sperm to the egg as opposed to nearly any other method save for in vitro. Like all things, you must acquire the gainz. Get better at sex so that when you rail a woman, she's brought to physical conception through pleasure.

>>132463886
>stop making ur self esteem dependent on women, and gain ur natural confidence that comes from urself and not from something outside.
You could spell a touch better, but you're speaking the truth.

Just as the white pride movement stems solely from a pride in your own race and NOT the hatred of others, you must learn to love yourself for yourself, not comparing yourself to the whims of a roastie who's armed with the easiest hookup culture the world has ever seen.

>>132459370
>what am i supposed to fap to?
Ask someone born in the 80s.

>>132457750
This, goyim. Also better waste that extra testosterone by masturbating goyim, living in an estrogen-saturated world is a good thing hehehe. Take a load off goyim, who needs self-discipline anyway?

>news.com.au

>>132456649
>oy vey goyim you have to watch porn or you'll die! just look at what our (((scientists))) say about how great fapping is!

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>>132463764
>>132461706
>>132463886
(conti.)
porn is letting these standards of pleasure to rule over men, and ur self-esteem and confidence with it. which is conterproductive because women want nothing more than a confident men.
it causes women to be manipulating, because men only care about that.
it fcks up so many relationships, causes men to objectify women (and thats when the creep and the "weebs" are born) and women to manipulate men over sex

>>132464179
Lol I used to fap to the womens underwear sections of those department store catalogues. JC Penny was my favorite, I remember thinking they were so much hotter than the Macy's and Sear's girls.

It got to the point I felt weird walking through the underwear sections of stores with other people, seeing the women on the labels I recognized.

That was like five years ago lol, we were late on the wifi craze.

>>132464179
They'd probably suggest magazines. It's even more jewy than watching porn online since you have to pay for them.

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>>132463134
What about edging, then?

>>132456649
Literal superstition.

>>132464609
see
>>132461776
Edging is like gay squared.

>>132456649
looks like i wont be getting prostate cancer any time soon

>>132456649
>>132456649
> be stressed out
> wank every day to calm down by dopamine
> being a wanker is healthy

>>132457750
>create shekels for us
I never paid for porn in my life!
>get cum full
>desperate to cum but no fap
>become a female servant-doormat
OR
>rape and get 2-4 years jail
OR
>get pushy with a lady cause of you high T
>she films you with phone and you get fired and/or a few months in jail if you don't pay fine
>sexual harassment goes on your record good luck getting a job
OR
>high test, doing risky things to impress a cunt
>get injuries or injure others by your fault get investigated involuntary manslaughter or assault
So many thing that ruined a man's life could've been solved with a fap.
>Angry jealous guy caught his lady with another, he has proofs and could get a good divorce deal but decides to kill them both cause of his high T, instead he gets life in jail

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>>132464609
Ankhing is a thing, might be yours

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>>132464433
>>132457750
fun fact: when israel took over palestine they brodcasted porn on all TV stations, to make them docile and compliant

>>132461842
Was is a shouting fleshlight?

I have given up on trying to prevent cancer, it seems like everything causes it
Besides, with regards to prostate cancer, most people who get it die of old age before the cancer kills them

>high T, man feel adventurous
>grabs a girl's but
>her bf knocks his teeth out literally to show his cunt that she's protected good
What if he had a fap b4 he wanted to grab that ass? He probably wouldn't.
Now he only has no teeth and a high dental bill.
Think about it!

When you see a crime on the news think it like this:
>What if he fapped before would he still've done it?!

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>>132465308
>>132465422
The thought of just grabbing is mudslime, trumpslime or porn instructed misbehavior.

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>>132464026

>>132465683
>thought of just grabbing
I feel the urge of grabbing one, couples do it all the time, it's a natural thing but you reptilian part of your brain doesn't process laws and social rules.

>>132456649
21 times is actually a lot.

>>132465995
A bit less than once a day actually.

>tfw already at 10 times this month

Fug

>>132456649
You can do nofap, BUT!, combinate it with Wim Hof method breathing to not get your build up cum stagnated!, also nofap is in the mind too, nofap only works if you also stop feeding your sex perversion all together, that means also no sex think, when you see every other girl walking down the street you perv! Keep these simple rules youll be fine.

>>132465995
Yea ofc it is considering that prostate cancer happens mostly to middle age or old men and they get andropause.

>>132456649
Or just have sex instead?

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>>132466136
>tfw already at 21 times just today

is fapping to gangbang cuck if you imagine yourself as a girl

>>132458898
Show me a study that says nofap increases testosterone.You cant because it doesnt.If you want more test take vitamins and minerals

>>132466162
If you nofap you must also do no porn or erotica or anything stimulating or it will fuck up your head.

>>132460962
>>132460962
>>132460962
>>132460962

>>132456649
why dont you jerk off 3/day to saturate yourself in prolactin, drop your T and become an addicted masturbator faggot ?
>peasy !

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>>132465888
Yes it's natural, but media and porn have overexposed people to it.
Like beer, once in awhile a couple is nice, not being able to walk straight at least once a week is not.
>>132466331
No really, but you probably imagine yourself making the sound 'ch...ch..chuck" while swallowing the load.

>>132466162
The slightest thinking of sex can cause the making of cum in your testies. just think of a pornstar getting fcked right now, youll get a tinkling feeling in your balls... which means cum is produced, if you do nofap now, the cum will stagnate in your balls and cause cancer in the long run!. so be serious about nofap and dont even think about sex, or just keep on busting your nuts to prevent cancer

I ejaculate over 100 times a month.

>>132458898
just drink your cum and you get your test back

>>132465877
there's literally nothing wrong with ponies

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nothing wrong with porn and masturbation, I already said so before Harvard losers found out.

currently fapping my way through pic related

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>>132466835
>all that 3DPD

>>132466835
>Collecting porn
wew
I don't have 1 byte of porn on my pc.

>>132466835
>Kissing Pov.avi
Kind of sad, anon.

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>>132466835
nice choice of porn there buddy

>>132467076
Well yeah, your a dirty gypsy. They dont let you save porn to the libraries computer.

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>>132456649
>goes on nofap because some autists on /pol/ told him so
>>gets prostate cancer [PC]
>don't listen to these faggots here. masturbate everyday

You forget that excessive ejaculation amounts never were the norm in any animal in history except primates in captivity eating high on the hog in caloric excess.
Not masturbating is the default state.
What is not normal is the over-abundance of calories, food, free-time that the modern man is exposed to. Sure, they're autistic for thinking stopping masturbation will give them a girlfriend but you are even stupider to say "lol guise, masturbation is normal and should be done every day", as though it is the default state which shows you don't know jack shit about biology, evolutionary history, or physiology. You are not fit to relay this info, let alone interpret it and give people health advice.

Anyways...here is the actual paper:

http://www.europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up

Some big issues with it:
>They failed to distinguish between masturbation and sex.
>Nonidentifiability, ie, there are only 3 groups and the '>21 ejaculations per month' covers a huge range of potentially very different populations.

The nonidentifiability undermines the usefulness in its ability to predict causality in this group.

Interesting:

>Our results indentified suggestive but not statistically significant associations between higher ejaculation frequency in the year before the questionaire and [sic] and both advance and lethal PCa
Other studies show the complete and total opposite: this one for instance, looked at sexual frequency more precisely, both in terms of frequency and schedule (ie, weekly not monthly) the highest masturbation frequency group in early adulthood had the strongest statistical significance...

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1464-410X.2008.08030.x/full

What are the best countries to fuck non-STD ridden cheap legal prostitutes?

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>>132467076
too busy collecting copper and trash eh?

>>132466984
>jerking off to toons

>>132467127
what? the clip is pretty hot bruh

>>132467191
but wait there is more

Kek, who here also masturbates 5 times a day?

>>132467331
California legalized child prostitution a few months back.

>>132467403
I'd prefer girl my age or more, i'm not a paedo

>>132467298
You're a moron I have 2.5TB of local storage and 4TBs of cloud +500Mbps/150Mbps unlimited.
I can do it whenever I want, I have empornium account, get one yourself see if you can.
I can back-up and collect whenever whatever I want.
BUT I DON'T!

>>132467400
>what? the clip is pretty hot bruh
Genuinely curious, could you upload it?

>>132467400
>watching SD porn in 2017
kek

>>132467510
Yeah man, I have 4 lambos sitting in my garage and two personal Jets, I drive my Dodge Neon because I want to!

>>132456649
((((News.com.au))))

>>132466590
ok ugly obese brony, ok.

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>>132467580
I keep the old stuff around for nostalgia faps

>>132467539
no but have some screens of it

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>>132463794
>I-I was just j-joking guys

>>132456649
19 male fap 4 times a day mostly to trap threads on /gif/

>>132467600
But you know what's really important? KNAWLEDGE.

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>>132467600
moron

>>132467805
Hahahaha

>>132467909
>loves in country with cutest women on the planet
>masturbates to men

What cruel jokes God does play to put you there and myself here.

>>132468115
whats so funny frog?

>>132466835
File Dump for this lonely anon?

>>132467329
The takeaway is that ideally you should keep your masturbation frequency to 0-4 tpm per the above study.
Groups beyond this were significantly more prone to developing prostate cancer.

The Harvard group failed to cite this study in their literature review and ignored it's existence, so you can bet they had an agenda.

Why do I care so much? Why do I say all of the above in so much detail? I used to masturbate daily in my mid 20s, 1-2 times per day and had prostate cancer at 25 (I'm 29 now).
I feel that was excessive and the consequence of too much free time and an over-abundance of pornography.

I should mention that I feel masturbation IS a natural consequence of the state of modern man's abundance of calories and superfluous amount of free time.
If man or animal is horny, it is natural to masturbate, and I am not advising that people don't. What artificially inflates the frequency well beyond this is pornography.
I despise when people like OP say "it's normal do it"; the act itself is a normal consequence but the circumstances that bore it are very far, removed from "normal".

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>>132467805
When you collect porn you project in your future that you will fap again, I plan to get myself a gf not to fap again that's why I don't collect and generally view it like trash.

>>132468247
social anxiety is hard for a houseplant

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>>132459517
That pic killed my desire to fap. Thanks anon.
It also killed something else inside me, I just don't know what it was, yet. it might have been important, since I feel more hollow inside than usual.

>>132466835
Ladies and Gentlemen, the avergae German - the screencap

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>>132468290
thats like 30GB dude

>>132468607
thats like your opinion man, I don't want gf, I just want to jerk off to porn.

>>132456649
No.
Mastrubating is a quick thrill, but as soon as im done, i feel like a piece of shit for doing so.
No matter how horny i was, after im done i always realize it was a waste of time.

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>>132468775
Hey, at least he's not fucking my little pony plushies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrYL07hPw4w

>>132468829
>30GB
You call that a collection, I get >50GB in a single fap sesh. One time I downloaded actress packs at 270 something GBs in one go, didn't finish the ofc...

>>132468829
30 GB Google drive Senpaii?

>>132468944
If it's quick how can it be waste of time?

>>132461435
I wish I was in that thread.

>>132468829
>Ellie Idol fell this low
such wasted potential

>>132456649

Hugh Hefner is 91. Explain.

>>132467600
i have a ufo i bought on the black market , along with 2 phaser rifles and a pet bonsai xenomorph

>>132468829
clap ...clap...clap...clap

>dont be surprised if your kids are born traps and see them hang themself before having the opportunity to see them squander their inheritance childless

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>tfw already 79 times in my sleep last night

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ok

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>>132459917
Iktf anon. My hdd is full of mom son roleplay and I'm afraid what they'd think of me if someone discovered it.

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There's other ways to prevent cancers like simply eating healthy food and not being an out of shape salad dodging piece of lard shit, you don't have to jerk off every fucking day you stupid wank stained bluepilled porn addicted fucks.

>>132460458
>People that nofap are also high test so remember the movies when a cocky guy did an impulsive thing? What happened?! Someone garbed him by the nuts and squeezed them puppies tight, did he get back being cocky? No cause the surplus of sperm in his testicles got pushed into his body. So do the same: squeeze your testicles and don't let go right away.
What

>>132456649
I'm doing my part to lower prostate cancer! Are you?

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>>132456649
>Not masturbating gives you prostate cancer
>this means I obviously don't get laid
OP confirmed biggest faggot of all time.

>>132457027
underrated

>>132456649
Fuck off shill, we already figured out masturbation causes kek-rifts in the time line.

We're staying here, cnn.

>>132469594
DO IT FAGGOT!

>>132469006
holy kek

the masur wace

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>>132469032
just the not so recent ellie idol siterip. don't worry I have way more than just that.

>>132469053
too much work and thread is dead anyway

>>132469437
what kids are you talking about?

>>132469923
What's the total size?

>>132469510
And they wonder why I dont believe in the 99% of scientists agree on global warming. I guess im just a moron that believes his own eyes rather than the experts.

>>132457027
You become immune to prostate cancer

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Why are priests, monkd and yogis healthy?

They do not masturbate and live long enough.

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>>132470037
currently 816GB in total, but I have around 500GB of old porn on my other harddrive which is currently not connected to my PC.
I should really sort it a bit and organize better.

>>132470195
You need help. There is no way that this isn't interfering with your life.
If I was addicted to porn this badly, I would rather opt for chemical castration. I'm dead serious. There is no way in hell you can be productive in other areas in life being in such a hypersexual state.

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>>132470455
I just don't give a fuck m8

Here's what works for nofap:
>fasting
>squeeze your nuts
>work till exhaustion
>noporn
>don't hang around women in any context
>sleep naked
>get a hobby you really like
What they tell you it works but doesn't:
>cold showers
>exercise moderately
>eat healthy( you need to fast)
Getting wet dreams is mostly due to watching porn and sleeping with underpants.
>>132470195
>816GB
500GB is just the 2016 picture pack collection for 1 site.
You're not even collecting right.
I have 2TB of pdf books backed in the cloud as well.
I quit collecting 2 years ago, but that's how you collect.

>been fapping with porn for 15 years
>never got into degenerate shit
still attracted to the same kind of women as before

What's it like being so mentally weak this is something to worry about?

>>132470565
You should, this is no way to live. The brain is fantastically advanced and you're confined to a the prison of its most primitive function, one that you have little agency over.
When you look back, you'll realize you wasted your entire life and screwd your entire future because of your excessive pornography indulgence.

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>>132470673
I only collect the good shit tho