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What's it like to be Chad? 2017-07-05 08:22:38 Post No. 132453821
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Is it as good as I imagine?
>normies and betas basically sucking your dick for a chance at getting into your social circle
>women literally sucking your dick for a chance at becoming your gf or even just your side-fuck because you have a big dick, are handsome and so fit that when you fuck chicks they get an orgasm from PIV every time
>never considered creepy, get away with shit that robots would get arrested for, can slap random women on the ass and they scream but then giggle, mothers invite you over to their house so you can fuck their uniform-wearing schoolgirl daughters and bear them strong Chad sons, the occasional mother/daughter threesome spontaneously happens sometimes
Am I far off? Then again, you mightn't even tell me if I was right, maybe even especially if I was right because you don't want to spark jealous rage that might culminate in a real beta revolution.
I always picture that being a member of the sexual aristocracy is probably a bit like being a Rothschild or other obscenely wealthy Jew banker family, you gotta stay discrete.
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sounds annoying desu. all the guys are either trying to one up you or get something from you, and all the girls either just want to hook up with you or be your gf so they can get social status. nobody actually cares about you.
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>>132453821
pretty good
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I'm a robot chad. Autistic and awkward but fairly handsome and fit and above average intelligence I have 514 matches on Tinder and have had sex 9 times. Never had a gf but I've been talking to this girl I'm friends with for and I can't tell if she wants my dick or not. or if I'm friendzoned.
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>>132454963
>has had sex 9 times
you're not a robot you're normie scum and deserve death imho famm
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>>132453821
if you saw your flag being flown upside down would you recognize it as a distress signal?
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>>132454963
>robot
>had sex
faggot
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>>132454963
>I have 514 matches on Tinder
Can you post a pic of yourself? You must be pretty fuggin handsome or have some exceptional quality photographs or something.
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It's pretty good, I got a harem of all your highschool crushes, all completely for me. I'm 21 and already a higher up executive in a certain company I'm sure you've heard of, reached not through hard work but charisma alone, and in fact while I type this I'm at my desk with 3 hunnies in the fetish outfits of my choice collectively blowing me. It's pretty dope to say the least. You guys just be yourself and you'll make it as well.
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