>Socialism doesnt work, people always end up starv-

>-ing

Another shillbaitthread, nobody reply to this shillthread

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>North Korea doesnt bave fo-

>>132431260
All their jackets look soft like velour tracksuits

>>132431260
>Kim Jong-un inspecting his mid-afternoon snack.

>>132431260
At least they have no niggers and Muslims.

>>132431650
>-od

>>132431260
>Kim Jong eating like a king
Where do you think the phrase "eating like a king" comes from?

>>132431260
Yeah, a dictatorship is great when you are the dictator. Moron.

>>132431260
>90% of all food in NK in one pic

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>>132432663
>>132432623
>>132432285
>A president eats from factor-

>>132431792

Its actually cotton sateen.

Us uniforms were made the same way in the 50's. The shit lasts forever as well. Its super toff and dense.

>>132431260
The problem is that is all the food they have to feed their whole country, 25 mil

Didn't the Norks drop the whole "Socialism" schtick in favor of their OC ideology "Juche" awhile ago?

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>>132432791

The food shortages were mostly a thing in the 90s and North Korea's pretty much stabilized since then with a mix of not having droughts and imports from China. I'd rather live in North Korea than the majority of Africa if I was forced to pick.

>>132431260
>implying that isnt one meal for an american family

>>132431260
all those generals look like it's the first time they've seen food LMAO

>>132433144
Juche is basically like Korean Ba'athism.

>>132433242
the caste system in NK seems bretty gud tbqh

>>132432846
>A leaf doesn't hide behind meme fla-

>>132433245
>family
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NOesuPiHnLY

>>132431260
Is that Obama on his right?

>>132431260
They look hungry

>>132431260
>Trumps doing terrible, better pretend to be a stupid communist to distract.

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>north korea doesnt have food in its stor-

>>132431400
Try to stop me.

Faggot.

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its vinylon. part of juche means they believe only synthetic korean fabrics are the best!

>>132432400
>no niggers
some of their only allies are africans you moron. pyongyang has tons of black dignitaries.

>>132433242
they still have food shortages. I watched dozens of villagers picking roots on desolate mountainsides. as for korea vs africa, really depends where in africa and are you a party member/dignitary in korea. the majority of dprk doesn't have consistent electricity, working faucets/toilets, etc. if you're in pyongyang or wonsan it's fine but out in the boons or the north like chongjin it's as third world as anywhere else, albeit with less crime.

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>>132431260
too bad that table contains literally all the food in North Korea

>>132433743
es

I never see a group of regular people eating or shopping

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>>132431260
Hate Has No Home Here

>>132433364
I mean in exchange for working and not shit talking Kim you get a nice apartment in Pyongyang with plenty of room to raise a big family and everyone is assured food, shelter, and education. Not exactly the worst deal.

>>132433826
meant to quote >>132431792 in regards to their clothing material. see: vinylon.

>>132433405
Get fucked

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Terrible bait. Here have this pic.

>>132433743
they run these shops strictly for show to tourists

you can't actually buy anything there, and who knows how many of those packages are dummies with no actual food inside

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>>132433848
here you go big boi

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And this one.

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>>132432914
Interesting info. Thanks

>>132431260
He's the only fat nigger around the entire country.

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"Evil dictator hated by his people"

>>132431260
> can't afford heating
> wear coats indoors

>>132433826
So Kim personally allowed you access into the country to go see these desolate mountainsides?

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>>132434053
i can't tell if you're actually retarded or just trying to LARP as one.

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"Elected president loved by the people"

>>132431260
>State sponsored photography sessions prove the North Koreans can feed their populace reliably.
>LOOK AT THIS HUGE BUFFET THIS PROVES IT!!!
Why are you even here, what possible use could you or even North Korea have for your shilling on a South Korean Starcraft Strategy board?

>>132431260
OP doesn't understand propaganda
>>>/shill/
Don't forget to sage shitty shill threads

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>>132434019
>North Koreans arent allowed to buy fo-

>>132434061
Oh my God no way. Doesn't look shopped.

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>>132431400
dont tell me how to live my life.

bump

>>132431260
Cherry picking pictures is a valid argume-

>>132433902
>Vinylon, also known as Vinalon, is a synthetic fiber produced from polyvinyl alcohol, using anthracite(coal) and limestone as raw materials

That's crazy. They make clothes out of limestone. Either way it looks good, and is supposed to be durable. Once this war nonsense is over, I wouldn't mind some dickies or work pants made out of this stuff..

>>132433998
My kikey sense is tingling nothing is free in this life except this man's orange fiat money and road kill wig
>actually gets on the chopper
Hey kid want some candy? Well at least he's grabbin grab ems and his daughter's ass. Oh hiya epstein!

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>>132434299
when you're granted access to remote regions only reached by charter flights to military airfields, sure, i guess.

they do tell you not to take pictures of the SAMs and AA guns.

pic related, you can see villagers out in the mountain grass foraging for roots. this isn't because they have an abundance of wealth and can afford to leisurely frolic - they're trying to feed themselves.

i also watched our driver give our lunch scraps - bones, lone grains of rice, etc to miners who were on a break. they proceeded to start fighting over it until some KPA ran over to break it up. definitely the actions of well fed people.

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>>132433743
>what is a potemkin village

lol

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>>132434656
>posting degenerate western plastic capitalist pig whore
>not posting pure traditional socialist military cuties

baka desu senpai

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>>132434767
Look at all those starving korean children! It's awful!

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>>132434864
>North Korea cant affor basic healthcare for its citiz-

>>132434731
No diss to you anon I just stay naturally skeptical of anyone who claims to have personally been to North Korea. Obviously it isn't a total paradise and it's lagging behind it's neighbors but I still stand by it's better than most African nations if only because far less crime.

>>132431260
What exactly is all that stuff? Some of it is clearly some type of chicken, and some is clearly rice-based, but what wtf is that tasty-looking slop?

>>132431260
Little kim is indeed improving the country
There are no starving people anymore and the people getting richer and richer
All news about them come from america and they would never say the truth anyway about an enemy

t.visited NK 3 times together for about 3 months and very outside of the tourist line too because I've had special privilege because my father from east germany were working there in the 70s-80s

>>132435060
why do the nurses look like they are going to cry?

you don't honestly think this isn't a photo shoot right? why are so many apparently healthy 3 year old children at this doctors office... ?

>>132435237
Do you think children need to be bloody or something to be brought to a doctor?

>>132431650
They're much bigger like the ones we get here wtf are they doing?

>>132435211
I wouldn't be surprised. Supposedly every Kim has a pet project. Kim Jong Il's was military and now Kim Jong Un's is supposedly science and the economy.

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>>132435237

>>132435237
Healthy?? Did you see that fuckers forehead on the bottom right?

>>132431260
It must be very convenient to have a country where you can visually measure the yearly GDP.

>>132434450
i know jaka, we met while i was in the dprk. he's very accessible if you're curious and have questions you can hit him up on instagram.

that said, his entire experience in the country is as the husband of a diplomat in pyongyang. he had satellite internet and tv, a car, a drivers license, and was granted a lot of rights normal norks - even ones living in pyongyang - don't have.

if your point is that in pyongyang they have food carts - yeah, that's true. if you think there are food carts outside of pyongyang, you're wrong. not even in wonsan, except maybe during holidays.

>>132435117
like i said, i'm inclined to agree if you assume you're living in the DPRK in pyongyang as a party member. it's a fairly austere life, akin to commie russia in the 70's, but there are definitely worse places to be. if you aren't a party member or you live outside pyongyang, it's a wildly different lifestyle. you have to decide if the solar cell you have on your balcony is gonna power an electric kettle for taking a shower, or the tv at night to watch their dramas.

>>132435315
I've never been to a hospital/doctors office and seen this many children below the age of 5. Maybe their wait times are like Canada though and these children are still being processed from birth? I don't know, it's an odd image.

>>132431260
>Leaders having food
>not posting citizens of NK eating

sage

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>>132431260
that's literally all the food in the entire country right there.

>>132431260
Wheres the other 30 million people in N Korea? Not invited?

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>>132434864
"Try to look natural dont look at the camera."

>>132435533
Why doesnt drumpf invite your fat blubbery ass to his dinners? when the fat cheeto and his slavic whore wife are having steak with ketchup whyndoesnt he invite 300 million Americans. at least make an intelligent argument you dimwit numbnut faggot bitch

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>>132435706
There's no way to convince you conspiracy theorists is there?

>>132435330
You can see corn like this hereabouts, too. Lots of maize fields popping up in recent years. Thing is, it's not sold nor fit for human consumption - its animal feed.

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Wow look at how sad they look it must suck living in North Korea and starving /s

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>>132435211
pics of this lavish lifestyle you experienced outside pyongyang? because when I was last there it was obvious they had issues with flooding so I have a hard time believing their food situation has improved.

who did you arrange the trip with - which chinese agency or dprk entity, who were your escorts in country if you were outside of pyongyang - they literally have like 20-30 active guides in total for westerners, and what cities are you considering outside of the tourist line?

>>132433242
The 90s had outright famine, not just food shortages. Food shortages still happen there but they're not causing starvation in the general population.

>>132436087
all the men have to have that goofy fucking haircut

>>132435333
Kim is emulating his grandfather because he made the country really great all the bad things that people know about NK was under his fathers rule.
Kim is helping his people so much and NK has a great future
Funny thing btw i could get NK citizenship instantly if i want to all thanks to my father haha

>>132435421
I just think North Korea is a fascinating country with some elements positive and negative we could learn from. So far the trend seems to be each Kim is slightly more westernized than the last. I'll be curious to see where that trend takes the country.

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>be American, about to invade Pyongyang
>*blocks your path*
>"halt, Imperialist Yankee Pigdog, you are in wrong neighborhood!"

What do?

>>132434656
>muh freedumbs

>>132436318
I think Kim Jong Un has more charisma than Kim Jong Il but not as much as Kim Il Sung. Sung was definitely ungodly charismatic. It radiates off the propaganda a lot more than it does for Kim Jong Il or Kim Jong Un.

Why do americans care so much about what goes on in a country on the other side of the world?
Think about your own problems

>>132436636
I think if people were only interested in their own country there wouldn't be a need for /pol/ or /int/.

>>132431260
Seriously? blatantly communist propaganda? The trick here is that they present a large amount of food without context.If it was true that food was plentiful then defectors and visitors wouldn't all have the same story of starvation. You'll notice that the corn presented in the images is rather large. This was essentially an old trick used during the Chinese great leap forward. You have presentations of large vegetables at press events when in actuality what you see in the picture is probably the largest of several acres of fields. 45 million people died during that starvation you piece of shit.

>>132436399
it's fascinating in that it's one of the only existing places with totalitarian concentration camps supporting a cult of personality that props up a deity lineage that extorts, murders, imprisons, censors, and represses a population of over 20 million. next to some rather smaller genocides that have happened in africa, or maybe yemen, it's arguably the worst existing regime on earth.

and they owe their existence to the eternal supreme leader's foresight to get nuclear weapons at all costs, as the only true deterrent against intervention by more powerful states (see: NATO, china, russia, japan, RoK).

if you aren't a US citizen I'd encourage a visit; you'll never truly love capitalism or the free world until you experience the alternative. also try and get out of pyongyang if you can - not to the dmz but up north where they can't really conceal the average living conditions.

>>132436952
AFAIK most defectors' stories of starvation are either from 20 years ago or from outside the general population.

>>132436952
neck yourself drumpftard. how does shlomo's ass taste?

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>>132436087

>>132435368
They seem uncomfortable. Why is a woman crying? Are they taking away their children?

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LIES PIG AMERICAN PROPAGANDA!

WE BIG! WE STRONG!

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>>132436162
Pics outside of the tourist areas are not allowed sorry not even for me
Normal it would be with the NK tourist agency or whatever it is called but my father made a few calls and i could go not as a typical tourist but a semi citizen. I was not located in the typical tourist hotel like everyone else.. pic related
I was all the time in different NK type motels around the country
It was really great to see the real country
My father had double citizenship and this gives me some really nice privileges there

>>132436952
>45 million

Not six gorillion?

>>132435060
this is so creepy, look at eyes

>>132434210
>People brainwashed to "love" and worship a man from birth while they watched others get killed or sent to labor camps to die for criticizing said man love the man
Wow! My almonds are activating my brain and making me think

>>132431260
That's probably all the food in the fucking city.

wtf

>nk being an example of a successful communist state

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>132436630
Yeah that's true but i like this little fat fuck he do all the time some funny stupid shit and his dumb smile is just funny
Real meme guy haha

>>132431260

top brass hordes the good food... see Venezuela.

>>132431650

China provides the gibs. Obama sent them gibs in exchange for less outburts.

>>132436068
So it's perfect for Great Leader

>>132431260
Is that candy corn bottom center?

>>132435888
probably because only lazy leeches and drug addicts can't afford food in america

>>132435368

They are honored they got to meet the king.

>nk enslaving their own people
oh ya, socialism sure does work.

>>132436630
And big problem too is that little kimi was not supposed to rule the country so fast his father died too young but he learns everyday to be a führer and he's doing great work

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>>132435368
I wonder if Kim visits places where he's going to torture and kill everybody, acts like it's just a big happy PR move, and then marches everyone off at gunpoint. Maybe it tickles his fancy.

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>>132437415
>Pics outside of the tourist areas are not allowed sorry not even for me
cool, gotcha, you are a LARPer.

protip cuckboi, you can take pictures of whatever the fuck you want with the exception of military and construction - and even then you'll just be asked to delete the photos. ESPECIALLY if you're there on a diplomatic visa, they won't say shit to you. further protip: you aren't gonna see the northern parts of the country unless you cross via the boat they just opened from vladivostok to raijin, unless you charter a fucking plane as it'd take days to make the trip by road and you'd spend the majority of your trip there just getting from shithole A to shithole B. pic related, one of my many boarding passes while i was flying around the country in an An-24.

if you're gonna pretend to have been there at least research it more.

>>132434061
when you go to a grocery store, how often are the boxes stacked perfectly and the shelves completely full with no open spaces?

no shopping carts, not even room for them.

>>132431260
The leaders don't starve, but everyone else does. Are you really that retarded?

>>132431260
My local gook buffet looks like that for 8 bucks on weekdays.

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>>132431260

This imbecilic faggot OP doesn't know that North Koreans were arrested for scraping the bark off trees and for pulling grass out of the ground in state property, when all those hungry people were trying to do was make soup. Yes, North Koreans are so hungry that they have to resort to peeling bark off of trees and stealing grass from the ground. If they are lucky they won't be caught and arrested, and then they get to go home and boil up some delicious and nutritious tree bark and grass soup.

https://www.amnesty.org/en/latest/news/2010/07/starving-north-koreans-forced-survive-diet-grass-and-tree-bark/

>>132431260
Why are they wearing such warm clothing indoors?

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>>132438137
what if its this?

>>132438137
>>132438208

Kim Jong was allegedly traveling the world with South Korean, Chinese, and Japanese passports.

He went to school in the west.

The Chinese also help the North Korean because of the strategic value of the peninsula. They don't want the US having Korea all to itself.

Chinese are really good at growing food.

They might have oat and rye fields in the Northern Part. They might have sent younger North Koreans out to learn agronomy.

>>132431260
In Nkorea only the army and the police eat well, nothing else works.
Nice bait tho.

>>132435237
They've probably been ordered to smother countless children. They've seen shit.

>>132434656
I usually don't do this, but sauce please.

>>132438208
ebin.

bestow upon us more of your NK knowledge, based anon

>>132438208
If I remember right from a documentary aren't most people in Pyongyang either veterans from the founding of the DPRK or their descendants? One documentary said that those who proved their loyalty to Kim Il Sung back in the day by serving in his forces back in the earliest days got to be the ones who reaped the reward of his leadership by being given a comfortable lifestyle in Pyongyang.

>>132431260
>>132431650
>>132432846
>>132438664


Look at that food. Looks kind of western. Young Kim could have gotten them past their obsession with rice and changed their diet to more western fare... based on stuff that will grow better in their climate.

I remember reading that a lot of their troubles used to come from trying to grow rice in climate and soil that wasn't good for it.

They might be growing/eating more wheat, maize, oats, rye.

>>132438441
OY VEY GOYIM THINK OF THE BARK ON THE TREES AND THE POOR NORKS MAKING SOUP WITH GRASS BUT IGNORE THE FACT THAT ISRAEL ARE THE ONLY NATION ON EARTH CURRENTLY USING STARVATION AS A TACTIC OF WAR. ITS ANUDDA SHOAH NIRKS NEED A CENTRAL BANK

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I don't want to nuke these women.

>>132432846
Comfy

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>>132438975
good goy, it's all about the banks!

It has nothing to do with communism and a war that technically never ended!

>>132439068
Who said anything about nuking? Don't you wanna' liberate 'em, anon :^)?

>>132438377

the food doesn't look Korean or asian... looks western.

They may have solved their food problem, adapted. Kim Jong traveled in the west... dudes.

Korean's young generation could be crafty... thus the boldness. They just successfully fired an ICBM and tested some nukes.

Do not underestimate a united, homogeneous population. These dudes are up to something.

>>132439068
*woman

most don't look like that.

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>>132438830
OP is LARPing as a retard, or is genuinely a retard, but I imagine he's just trolling and that german kid is LARPing as some half-citizen of the DPRK. NK is an interesting place in that it's one of the worst places on earth that you can visit safely, and experience how shitty it would be to live outside of the capitalist west. you aren't likely to get culturally enriched visiting like you could in nastier parts of africa, as long as you follow the rules.

>>132438867
you're correct in that their songbun system is basically a lineage of party loyalty. family history is of incredible importance hence the whole punishing several generations for one's infraction. if you're curious about it i could recommend some books as most documentaries are either insufficient or just wrong in their coverage. definitive tome i typically recommend is under the loving care of the fatherly leader which covers the entire history, but is quite long.

>>132439068
pretty much looks like my wife when we met.
have four kids now, mother-in-law was from the north, high status family, father-in-law was from the south, poor boy hard worker.
Then the country got divided and ruined by history.
We gave her 10k for bribes so she could see her sisters she hadn't seen since the 60s.
Everybody in North Korea is hungry, but the old decency about caring for the weak and poor is retained.
The country is a death cult though, not even a failed state.

>>132431260
>north koreans aren't under nourished

>>132437247
Beat me to it

>>132439396
they had a lot of german groceries when I was there, and most seemed to come in via singapore.

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>>132438208
Idiot i mean the areas outside of the ok areas
They said no so i will follow it because I'm not a nigger
I have dosen of pics of anju hyesan kaechon hamhung kusong manpo and many other
But I'm phonefagging right know so no proofs

>>132437385
they are really emotional because they are overwhelmed by their leader's presence, its something beyond happiness, something that many soulless drones in this country can never feel

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>>132437733

>a successful communist state

>>132439396
>These dudes are up to something.
>be Iraq
>promise you have no WMDs
>Kuwait slant drills your oil from just across border
>UN ignores you
>US smashes you for hitting Kuwait
>regime change after illegal invasion
>no WMDs
>be North Korea
>swear you have WMDs and will incinerate the earth if anyone fucks with you
>be broke with no oil
>get bags of rice from the USA Food Relief
>tell your people it's tribute from terrified enemies
>go about your business
what have we learned kids?

>>132434656
I want to sniff her brap box desu

>>132439908
Unfortunately true.
They are hysterically joyous to be in the presence of the man around whom all life, history, media and the calender revolve. Thay are taught from birth that he is the perfect human with magical powers.
Sure it's bullshit, but it gives life direction for a social animal to be totally owned, who knows? It might be the way of the future.

>>132439396
according to CNN, Kim Jong Un has already done more ballisitic missiles tests than his father did in decades

>>132439462
I've read articles on the Juche system but never full on books about North Korea. I kinda kick myself in the ass for not buying an english translated book of Kim Il Sung's writings for cheap at a flea market.

>>132440228
I think Kim's trying to build legitimacy with his generals and older politicians. My guess is he has a hard time being respected because of his age. Probably makes them happy when he shoots some missiles in the ocean.

>North Korea survived the zompocalypse by removing everybody's teeth and relocating them underground

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>>132436952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfNHdhIE13A
All defectors, due to circumstance, are connected with the US alphabet agencies and worst korea, so there is always some propagandizing going on there. On top of that, people often exaggerate or lie about their experiences to gain asylum easier. What you have to consider with the Norks is how isolated they are. China is their only (reluctant) ally, and besides that they gain almost no money from trade, and rely almost 100% on their own food supply. It's logical to conclude that starvation is happening not because of negligence or abuse by the (admittedly tyrannical) government, but more due to the constant international sanctions and the gov's policy of isolation to prevent CIA fueled (((revolution))).

>>132438230
North Korea only has one nigger, and no low iq rednecks, of course shit is cleaner there.

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>>132435060
the body language here says everything

>>132432846
I like how they have their food coats over their uniforms. Kim just has his draped over his shoulders like a cape lol

>>132441105
ded

>>132441105
She was sent to a labour camp for appearing in this and is presumed dead.

>>132436087
>/s
kys

>>132431260
That looks like those buffets set up for homeless people.

why North Korean officials are always writing something on their notepads? what's so interesting about food to take note?

>>132439880
>believe me i listed spots on the itineraries of koryo and ypt tours!
surely you must expect that extraordinary claims require proofs.

how do you not have a picture of your entry visa even?

>>132434864

except for the brocolli all that "food" is actually play-doh

>>132441535
they literally write down everything the supreme leader, dear leader, and grand marshal say. they make monuments out of the chairs they sat in during official visits to random shit like fertilizer factories.

welcome to a cult of personality, friendo. read up on maoism and soviet history.

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Argentina Store
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuBcVS_r-Hc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeBtSnFeA18

traffic girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz6qfybtBUY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZhh3TK4f4U

Electronic Store (with animu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtDWYzwwuUs&t=326s

guy actually live in NK

>>132431260
>Juche
>Socailism

Please read so you don't sound stupid retard

>>132439068
>I don't want to nuke these squinty-eyed fat heads

>>132431260
is that literal dog food? meaning made of dogs

>>132431260
Remove midnight shit posters

>>132433242

but you would be vegetabalized in one and cannibalized in another.

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The bait is strong with this one

>>132431260
thing is, all that starch is the cheapest shit you can buy.

In america you can probably buy all of that flower potatoes and sugar for less than $50.

Or you could convert it into like 10 chickens.

Or a couple flank steaks, but definitely not a whole cow.

>>132433743
how can a face be this pan?

>>132446420

starch is the most important. All you need is whole grain and legumes to survive a famine. Complete proteins + essential shit. Maybe some fruit for the Vitamin C.

Their big problem was trying to grow rice in climate and soil that wasn't good for it. They wanted to eat like Asians... big bowl of rice for every person. Their rice crops failed.

The fact they ain't eating soy sprouts, lots of greens, fish, spicy food means they might have started growing European grains instead...stopped relying on rice.

Kim Jong allegedly studied in Switzerland under a fake identity.

Dad dies. Son is rumored to have traveled outside of NK. NK could have done this with other NK youths of his operation... like some Soviet "illegals" program. The young people return after years abroad.

Now NK has ICBM, better nukes, better food.

>>132435528
jesus fucking christ
u made my day

>>132448346
I'm not saying they cant survive. but claiming communism is so great it that can provide a few pans of potatoes and cookies is a joke.

>>132431260
>>132431650
>>132432846
>awkward unsanitary piles of food that will spoil if aren't consumed quickly
Fucking retards.

>North Korea
>socialist

...

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>>132434450

heh I've seen this video

I feel connected

>>132434301

If North Koreans don't eat how are they still around?

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>>132450099

You'll be suprised how far grains of rice a day gets you.

>>132450315

Sure thing, Moshi.

>>132441988
How much of that is legit though, and how much is keeping up appearances, propaganda and the threat of violence. The mass "mourning" following the death of Kim Jung Il seemed like even they didn't believe it or feel particularly sad.

If I went to NK would people even ask "What does the World think of us?" and "What do they think of our leader?". How would they react if I told them truth?

>>132431260
That food looks like shit

>>132433242
Are you retarded? Sanctions have sustained another famine for years. Theyre executing citizens on the streets to maintain control.

>>132434053
>they are using a single isle of food to try and impress people
Sad desu. Didnt they execute people for trading chocolate cakes?

>>132431260
See the way both Kim and the generals are eying that food? Not even they are used to seeing so much food in front of them. Meanwhile in a capitalist nation like America, a single buffet will have two or three times that much food in greater variety every night.

>>132431260
Are you seriously this fucking off?

>>132435368
those fucking expressions. a mix of trying to look happy and a major dose of fear.

>>132431650
>National Food Day.

>>132431260
Turns out thats all the food in the entire county

>>132431260
That table comprises the entire strategic food reserve of NK.

>>132438932
they grow a lot of corn. the good kind too that hasn't been fucked up by monsanto.

>>132431260
ing.

>>132431260
massive shill campaign going on right now.
A bunch of useless bait threads.
What's being slid?

>>132431260
The one thing nice about if we went full Commie is watching all the liberal shit stains, niggers, white trash, and spics starve to death.

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WTF? Whose hand is this?

>>132435330
they're normal size, the norks are 3 feet tall

>>132453069
I hope you're joking.

>>132432846
why do general inspect biscuits?

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>>132441244
>>132441389
saucerino?

who don't you move there then

>>132434864
They made them vomit up the food they swallowed after the photo shoot.

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>>132439908
>you will never see people crying out of joy ever again in the west

>>132433242
>90's
>food shortage
It was a literal famine and everyone should have let them starve instead of sending aid.

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>>132435330
The trick is to have the corn next to North Korean manlets.

>>132436411
why, i let her blow my whistle.

>>132434864
are you sure this is not staged? it looks incredibly fake

>>132435060
Pretty sure the man in the top left is a cook.

>>132454606
the devil is in the details

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>>132431260
Look at the poor guys watching the food likestarving dogs !

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>>132435060
Why do they all have lego heads? Exactly what evolutionary advantage does this give chinks for this region?

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Plenty of food during grass season. Just look at this ungrateful fatty.

>>132434210
wow he's slimmed down quite a bit

>>132454716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9HWLuhSPjQ

that moment when u kill 505 communists invading ur country

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>>132455197
>Anastasia
Only God knows how much the guy was bullied in high school.

>>132454606
he basically acts as a mother, korean culture is interesting

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>>132432846

>heart shaped pastry

What if the Norks are the good guys, and the (((media))) is lying about them?

>>132432846
>>132431650
>>132431260

Why in the nigger shit would the RULER OF A COUNTRY need to photo ops to show FOREIGN COUNTRIES that it has food?

Did you already forget warmbier who was murdered for stealing a poster?

>>132435060
>when the doctor is also a chef

>>132431650
>so this is what food looks like, huh. Moon-Sun, take notes

>>132462517
>i'll just go prepare lunch
I would be crying too

>the only fat guy in the room is the leader

does North Korea do kimchi?

>>132431260
oh yeah because the people of north Korea are gonna be able to eat any of that.

>>132461820
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potemkin_village

>>132463075
One people is

>>132435330
animalfeed. they are no good for eating :)

>>132463284
the fuck does that mean?

>>132461820
>Did you already forget warmbier who was murdered for stealing a poster?

This.

>>132434719
Wanna know how I know you're a faggo..

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>>132441172
It's hard to find plus size clothing in a country with only one fat person.

>>132431260
Tbh it is going to be healthier than what 99.9% of Americans eat. Everything is probably simple ingredients with minimal processing, no preservatives chemicals and Monsanto gmo pesticide bullshit.

I'd eat with them.

>>132461569
They're one of two countries in the entire world where debt doesn't follow you. They even have legal weed.

Maybe not good guys, but they know who the real bad guys are..

North Korea is actually a utopia. Everyone has good work, a nice house and plenty of food. There is virtually no crime, there are no niggers, no immigrants, no terrorism, no muslims, and especially NO JEWS. Everyone is part of the same culture and the same community. Everyone works hard together, laughs often, and enjoys the life they live.

This is not what you see from the US State Department or from VICE documentaries because (((they))) don't want you to see that National Socialism (and let's be honest, that's what this is. They are nationalist and they are socialist) actually works, despite sanctions and tariffs and no help from the outside world, a homogenized, mono-cultural nation working together for the greater good creates the utopian society we've only dreamed of.

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>>132463955

"utopia"
no one believes you faggot

>>132431650
Kim jong personally inspects every corn harvest to make sure it's fit for his people.
It's not a propaganda photo at all and the rest of the world doesn't send billions of dollars per year to best Korea to feed the starving masses who are surviving by eating grass.

>>132463955

lol. They literally have propaganda radios in their kitchens they can't turn off.

...and gulags.

Your cousin said something dumb about the regime when he was drunk? Fuck, off to the gulag with you and the rest of your family.

>>132464141
Yeah I find it hard to believe people are truly starving in a semi-jungle. They're just small people by nature and they're not being fed chemicals like the rest of the world.

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dumping from my North Korea folder

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>>132464386
very organized

>>132431260
1) Leaders and higher ups in dictatorships always are well off. Dictators need to keep them happy in order to stay in power. They do not represent the average citizen.

2) There is a good chance this is a photo op for propaganda. A lot of the photos we receive from the North Korea are staged to make them look good.

3) Take a look at the faces. A lot of those officials seem genuinely impressed with that amount of food. It says that they don't see that much that often in one place.

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>>132464427

>>132455197
One dies for Israel
one dies for his nation.

Which one is manlet?

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>>132464460

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>>132464503

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>>132464260
>North Korea
>semi-jungle

American education hard at work here. I don't know if you paid attention to the plot in Crysis, but just because you saw North Korean soldiers doesn't mean it was taking place in North Korea.

North Korea is definitely not a jungle. They have warm summers but bitterly cold winters. Their climate is similar to upstate New York.

pic related, North Korea in the winter.

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>>132464525

>>132436034
>post propaganda pics that you're somehow stupid enough to believe in
>call people conspiracy theorists for not being retarded

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>ITT
>leafs hiding under false flags larp as NKSSD indoctrinators
>sensible posters shrek their sides making fun out of them
>Aussies throw their bait for both sides

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>>132464561

>>132431260
Fried insects and cookies cut with lawn clippings don't count as food.

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>>132464631

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>>132464665

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>>132464701

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>>132464731

>>132464501
The short one.

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>>132464763

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>>132464803

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>>132431260
What is Obama doing there?

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>>132464830
better than anything in the US

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>>132464870

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kim jong un deserves a pepe

>>132439068
>not wanting to join the Army
>not wanting to get deployed to NK
>not wanting to fill their beautiful womyn with your seed

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>>132464983

>>132464460
>>132464503
>>132464525
>>132464561
>>132464631
>>132464665
>>132464701
>>132464731
>Th-these pictures are staged!
>Th-they just built a fake city with fake buildings and shipped in thousands of people to pretend like they lived there for the camera!
>S-stop saying that North Korea has nice things! I'm too brainwashed to accept the truth!
t. /pol/

Good goyim, yes, accept the narrative that a mono-cultural nation united behind one race and one people could NEVER achieve greatness on their own! Good goyim! Trust everything the US State Department tells you, they would *never* lie to you!

>>132435117
How about if I tell you that this piece of shit Kim grandfather, Kim Ir Sen, passed 3m from me with Ceausescu, in a state visit. We were all taken from school to line up the streets to applaud them.

And to OP and other fuckers, there is no bigger desire of mine but to see all the leftist morons staying in line for their MONTHLY ration of cooking oil and sugar and bread. Meat was not on ration, it was a fight over it after half-a-day queue

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>>132465089
>you will never flirt with qt North Korean waitress

>>132431650
Protip: Corn usually comes by the truck-load.

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>>132465129
wew lad, I forgot how big this folder was. Still dumping though

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>>132465175
/comfy/ as fuck

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>>132465248

>>132433743
I'd like to put some food in her stores, if you know what I mean...

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>>132465289

>>132465022
Wow are all kekistanis infected with the Retardedness?
>you know
>you know you're down with the syndrome!
Yes goyim now you have a picture for your future family! Back to the fun camp! Don't get heavy labor, never heavy labor! Great leader is so very proud of your precinct!

>>132431260
Let them eat cookies 2017 AD

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>>132465321
good old times

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>>132465353
compare to the NY subway

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>>132465388

>>132465346
>I can't find a flaw in his argument
>I'd better make fun of his flag!

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>>132465428

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>>132465448

>>132434793
That's what Korean qts look like without 6 gorillion plastic surgeries.
Not bad. Would inseminate/10.

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>>132465464

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>>132431260
how does that propaganda taste? does it taste good?

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>>132465490

>>132442172
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtDWYzwwuUs&t=326s
>anime wallpaper

nuke them twice

>>132465022
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potemkin_village

>implying this has not happened before

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>>132465615

>>132439462
nice, and collective harvest by hand must be nice too, guess it's for the better with this kind of land

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>>132465635
North Korean architecture

>>132465585
scary as fuck

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>>132465667
All citizens help together

>>132433183
Who is this man?

>>132465464
>4 line major thoroughfare in the center of Pyongyang in the middle of the day
>3 cars visible
>not a single pedestrian
>not a single bicycle or moped

yeah, this is normal and good.

>>132432400
>At least they have no niggers and Muslims.
they have no (((central bank))) either

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>>132465728
>you will never go to a north korean waterpark

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>>132465289

>decided to reverse search this one random image
>see results
>sides obterated

keep larping bruh

>>132431650
What are those guys that follows him around writing?

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>>132465820
And one more just for fun

>>132465721
You're also now aware that NO ONE lives in these buildings.
Notice the lack of both cars and pedestrians, pretty weird, huh?

>>132431260
*redeploys wealth to the top 1%*

>>132465822
Got these pics from random anons. They said it was NK, so that's what I took it as

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtDWYzwwuUs

Watched one of those NK videos posted earlier.
5:10 when he turns on the laptop. I cried

>>132465585
>those endless apartment buildings, no variation, just stacked housing
y-yeah, looks like a paradise.

>>132465585
also, where the fuck are the personal vehicles? where the fuck are the PEOPLE? there's motherfuckers on the ramp there!

>>132433743
>not_for_sale.jpg
>.jpg
Fucking gommie.

>>132464803
holdup is it a Mercedes? How they import it?