HAPPY TRAITORS DAY AMERICA!

America, you dodged a bullet, well done

>>132409338
Happy you lost day

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>>132409338

How does it feel to be America's puppet?

Happy beginning of the end of your empire

Why is the Bren such a fabulous looking weapon?

DO NOT GIVE INTO ATTACK
SLAP THE LOBSTERBACKS

>>132409338
u mad??? :DDD

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>>132409338
>Pay taxas

Make me

>>132409338
Is that a type 99? That's gotta be unobtainium

>>132409338
We may have lost the war, but we had the snazzier uniforms. So in many ways, it was a moral victory.

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>>132409338
love u britbong

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>>132409338
stay mad redcoat

>>132409850
>American education
Our empire reached it's peak in the 1920's. A full century and a half after your shitty meme war.

>>132409338
>Hand isnt even on the pistol grip
Dat trigger discipline

>>132409338
Happy go fuck yourself, Your Majesty Day!!!

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>>132409338
nope

>>132409338
>Being mad we did Brexit CENTURIES before you
Sad!

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>>132409338
Thanks, Dad. Best decision we ever made as a country.

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>>132409338
>Don't give colonists the same rights and representation as Englishmen
>Call them traitors when they declare independence and rebel

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>>132410353
>Then: sun never sets Now: every country that you gave its independence, took your civilization that you gave and turned it to the shit hole they are now.

Why?

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>>132409338
Maybe if you bongs didn't bleed us dry with your Jew-tier taxes we might not have revolted.

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>>132409338
>>132409577
>>132410120
>>132410353

Haha how's it feel to be stuck on a shitty little island where your race is soon to be overcome by blacks and Muslims and you don't even have any guns to defend yourselves with? Holy lmao

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>>132409338

>>132409878
dunno but that a jap ty 99 lmg

>>132410599

> Have plenty of representation at local level
> Pay tiny fraction of the tax homelanders do
> Given stupid amounts of freedom compared to Europe

Herr derr no taxation without representation. Yanks fall for any propaganda that's put in front of them.

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>>132409338

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>>132411748
We did just fine without you and we'll do even better.
Just make sure to bin that knife before you hurt someone.

>>132411299
be humbled fellow burger. i hope you've been working on your espanol amigo

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>>132409755
how does it feel to be israels puppet?

>>132410353
This literally is not true. After WW I, you already didn't have an empire. When Churchill wanted to go to war with Turkey in 1923, every single colony refused to send troops. Yeah, empire my ass.

>>132413595
but they did though lol

india helped to liberate palestine from the ottoman

australia and nz also fought in turkey

colonials did as they was told during ww1

>>132413787
Yeah, and IIRC that war was the last time that happened. I can't see how mid 1920's could be considered "peak of british empire".

Today is the day Burgers hyperfocus on the BOngs and we get a bumper crop of (you)s to harvest

Also

4th of July

Day
Month
Year

Britain wins again

>>132411748
>Implying the Reform act of 1832 didn't basically admit their grievances had merit.

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The britcucks sure are upset today.

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>>132409338

Today is another day where the United caliphate can suck ten thousand cocks. Butthurt allahbongs in this thread need to show some fucking respect.

>>132415510
What's upsetting is seeing the direct evidence of your north korea-tier history textbooks that you force kids to read in yank school

>>132415510
They want their empire back

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>>132415510

>can't even deesign your own flag without copying your superiors

Britain wins again

>>132411748
But it wasn't just the taxes. It was a whole series of acts passed against the colonists by a bunch of fat lords in Britain who never stepped foot in America. They passed laws against our ability to print our own currency, they passed laws against our settlement in the west, they passed laws that forcibly closed our ports, they passed laws that revoked colonial charters, they passed laws that stole Americans away from their country to stand trial in Britain, they quartered British troops in colonist homes against their will, they tried to confiscate colonist guns and powder, etc.

It was stupidity on the part of Tories in Parliament. What made it even worse is that the Whigs warned them time and again that if they kept pushing the colonists, they would revolt. It's strange that modern Britons are so committed to the follies of a handful of Tory lords in the 18th century, as if they were infallible, or even represented the will of the people, instead of British monied interests.

>>132415842
what do brits call the war?
what is the british textbook opinion on the stamp act?

>>132416347
we litterally dont tell anyone about it,we dont teach it on schools

in america its a big event

in the uk its just another day in history that isnt revelant lol

many people dont even realize that america used to be a colony.

>>132416140
>It's strange that modern Britons are so committed to the follies of a handful of Tory lords in the 18th century, as if they were infallible, or even represented the will of the people, instead of British monied interests.

Dude, normie Limeys not on /pol are barely aware of the revolution. I've met some that don't even realize America was a British colony. It was embarrassing, but they were kind of Chavs so fuck them anyway.
>>132413787
>australia and nz also got fed to a meat-grinder for no reason in turkey
FTFY

>>132409338
Thx Great Britain, if it weren't for you guy's America would not be the America we know today, you conquered the land and gave good genes to those that proceeded. Let's make this thread an appreciation thread ok.

>>132411299
>where your race is soon to be overcome by blacks and Muslims
>UK 83% white
>USA 56% white
>London 60% white
>Washington DC 49% black, 43% white
lmao

>>132409338
Why are all Brits so ugly? This is a serious question.

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>>132416084
That flag was made when we were still contemplating weather or not we would actually declare independence. We figured we would probably still remain in the empire at that time. Thank god we didnt though

>>132416761
The white population is actually rising in DC, all the tax money is gentrifying and kicking out the blacks.

They're getting pushed out to Maryland.

>>132416347
We barely cover it if at all. Just the revolutionary war. Dunno what the textbook says probs pretty impartial unlike for example the Boston Massacre in US textbooks. Aka where a mob attacked soldiers who then repelled them.

We have a very long and rich history. This war was just a blip.
All depends on the curriculum and who chooses it.
Did
British civil wars (both war of roses/roudheads vs cavaliers)
Ancient Egypt
Roman Britain/Empire
Industrial Revolution
History of Medicine
Cowboys and the American West
Founding of America
WW1 and WW2 (Very Big focus here)
Tudors
Little bit of Normans
Bit of Vikings/Saxons
Bit of Ancient Greece
Russia/cold war
Tudors

That missed out Napoleonic wars, Rev war, British India/Africa. Australia, New Zealand, Canada, Stuarts. Crusades, Much of Medieval England, WW2 Burma campaign (the forgotten army stuff).

>>132409338
Shot 3 lobsterbacks on my way into work today...

Glad we buttfucked you a couple of centuries back, Trevor!

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molon labe, Bong.

>>132417137
This is actually true, but then again blacks have tokened over every city and made it shit.

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It's so fucking American outside right now!

>>132417184
>We have a very long and rich history. This war was just a blip.
This. I literally know more about 1066 than I do 1776

>>132416702
had to cuck the ottoman menace somehow...we got there in the end though.

>>132417312
So you should, it's the most important event in our history

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All they had to do was give the colonies representation in parliament.

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>>132416884
the right to shart in the mart shall not be infringed

>>132417254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K23_vkcsncA&list=LLWiZQs30v3vU0HgYgULFVNA&index=103

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>I JUST RECORDED THIS AT 2137 LOCAL ( a few minutes ago)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1URkhq258kN

>>132416347
They try not to mention it lol, it makes them salty.

>>132417429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faNge-o0V-k&list=LLWiZQs30v3vU0HgYgULFVNA&index=102

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>>132409338
Happy blowing the fuck out the Britain day everyone. I hope everyone had a nice time eating hotdogs and hamburgers, drinking a few brews, and teaching your nieces and nephews why it was important to break away from the cucked UK and why this day was so important.

Fireworks are exploding outside my window right now, neighbors are going to get their shotguns out and fire off a few. My family and I sat around and talked about how much we love America and why King George was a faggot and how much he got BTFO. Then we said the Pledge of Allegiance and laughed our asses off at England. Pretty good Independence Day if I say so myself.

>>132409577
thanks dad

>>132417429
Claiming waffle

>>132409338
>independence because "muh taxes"
>fast forward to 2017
>pays 48% taxes on everything

>>132410598
>>132417643
>le dad xDD
Kill yourselves t'bh

>>132416702
britburka education in action

>>132417509
>it makes them salty.

It really doesn't, the 13 colonies are on your flag, you speak our language and British did their part to spread and establish new countries on a continental and global scale

You are our children and there is no escaping it.

Britain Wins Again

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>>132417918
But we have representation.

>>132416702
>don't even realize America was a British colony
UK education, everyone. Sad.

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>3 out of the first 5 presidents died on July 4th

Does anyone not find this strange?

What are the odds that the second President dies on July 4th, and then the 4th and 5th presidents die on the same date? And what are the odds that that date is our Independence day?

It's as if Kek was trying to tell us from the bigging that we were not supposed to have
>in-dee-pen-dance
and that we would be cursed on our special day forever?
Perhaps we are meant to re-unite with our British brothers?

>>132417975
Sorry but we don't speak Muslim.

And a merry losers day to you too britain.

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>>132409338
>yfw murricans dodged paying to bail out the dutch east india company
>then 200 years later they got stuck footing the bill for the bank bail out

>>132418043
Take that proxy off Nigel you're not fooling anyone.

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>>132409338
Fuck off kike

>>132418195
>Sorry but we don't speak Muslim.
>Speak Muslim

American education, you probably own Muslamic rayguns too right?

pew pew

>>132418629
Just how autistic are you?

>>132409755
would rather be a puppet to an ex anglo colony than a fucking french one

>>132413539
>>132418792
>t.once an empire, now vassal state
Bongs never change

>>132418728

Austistic enough to know the difference between Muslim and Arabic you mong

>>132417312
Oh that was the year the french bent you over!

Looks like you need a good ass fucking every once in a while to straighten you out.

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>>132417922
cmon man its just flag bantz

and in a way america is sort of the rebellious kid who grew up to be a fine man.

>>132417401
it is one of the worst events in our history. It is the day the rightful rulers of our country were deposed by normans who didn't acknowledge the common law rights of the people.
After 1066, we suffered for hundreds of years with the common me fighting for their rights to be free men.
Before the normans, the concept of the law being the highest power in the land above even the king had been codified by Alfred the great and accepted by all the following kings - they were leaders of their people, not Gods.
After 1066 we had constant rebellions against kings taking too many liberties against the ancient rights and customs of the English-
1215 magna carta
1381 peasants revolt
1450 Kent rebellion
1497 Cornish rebellion
1549 kett's rebellion
1642 we finally won and cut the kings head off, restoring sovereignty to the people, with whom it had always legally lain thanks to the dome book of Alfred.
The history of freedom in the world.
After 1642 (the jamestown colony was 1607) the common law rights passed to american settlers and then on to france who Thomas Jefferson wrote their declaration of rights.
In 1848 the idea of accountable government passed to the other countries of europe.
What everyone thinks of as "modern" freedom, the brits have been safeguarding since Stonehenge

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>>132418953
>be obama
>tell the uk how to vote during brexit
>we voted the exact opposite
>vassal
>we send over farrage,milo,piers,oliver,sargon and PJW and tell you how to vote
>do as we tell you

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>>132419700

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>>132419903
always bet on beady

>>132411299
Probably the same as sharing a land border with Mexico.

A bit fucked.

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Here's the only question that matters: would a North American colony under British rule allow pic related to happen? Keep in mind that in this alternate reality WW1 and 2 never happened

>>132420047
my only problem with us in an alt timeline where we still have america is that we prob wouldnt have pushed west so no cowboy movies

>>132418953

>Ribbing the UK
>Confederate flag

Irionic the first cannon fired at the wars start, the most successful Confederate ship (one of many), it's main European finance centre, it's spy-ring, the country that financed and supplied the Confederates and ultimatey where that last Confederate surrender took place and the final lowering of the Confederate flag took place was

Liverpool, England

>>132418993
>>132417220
That's twice you've mentioned buttfucking. Is there something you'd like to confess ?

>>132409338
I lol'd. No taxes for you though. Feed your own damn royals.

>>132417414
It was offered and declined. Read a fucking book

>>132420203
> leaving the entire Midwest to Mexico and no Cowboys

Ugh, totally not worth it.

>>132411299
Tell us

>>132418993
No fuckweasel, that was the year the normans, a viking colony in france, snuck into England and sneaked up to london forcing the english army to march down the entire country having just defeated the king of Norway and his army to fight the Normans with half the army still strung out behind.
They won one battle and then built castles everywhere.

Merry "you lost day" ya pommy cunt

>>132421557

And here you are typing in English, just like every other colony we've had our grubby little hands on

Britain Wins Again

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>yfw anglos created the two greatest empires in existence one after another, their language is now the most relevant on Earth

Long live the anglo-saxon master race

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>>132422596
Long live the Anglos

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>>132422771
Long Live the Anglosphere!

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>>132409338
Best traitors though.

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>>132409338
Perhaps, we weren't the best son. We went our own way. You can disown us if you want, but we were still a family once. Grown up and grown wiser: you'll always be in our hearts, Britain.
>>132419625
Thank you for these things.

>>132423697
You're welcome son.
Americans fighting for the freedom of their people was actually the most anglo thing you could have done, so you earned your place.
Just a shame is all, we could have made the world wondrous. We still can. It's time for worldwide alliance of the common law peoples.
Happy independence day i guess sons

>>132417975
>Britain wins again
>Dead Empire
God, just embrace the succ already. The world is crumbling, and you don't understand how bad things really are.

>>132424995
history tells us that as brits, having our backs against the wall is our speciality.
The Cornered Lion is a terrible beast.

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>>132411807
that might be the queerest looking thing I've ever seen.

>>132422066
>And here we are, speaking American, the world's all-American lingua franca.
Ftfy, Satan.

>>132413539

Ask yourself the same thing. England has been a jewish lapdog since, hmm, at least 1776.

>>132409338

There will be NO TAXATION with out PROPER representation.

Yet the KIKES are taxing us every day for their special interest wars.

>>132409338
Enjoy your sea of niggers and Prussian lizard royalty fish n chips cunt

>>132417184

>white people doing white things

Interdasting.

>>132409755
Fake cgi shit.

>>132409338
the brittish were better slave owners then the current federal government
americans are fucked up the ass daily with the government we have now