WW3 ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING - KIM SAYS ICBM GIFT TO AMERICAN BASTARDS

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BREAKING: U.S. and South Korean forces fire missiles into the East Sea in show of force against North Korea

>>132404355
https://youtu.be/HmZhHVPTvOI

>day of grilled gook approaches

we never got your package

was it lost in the mail?

Hopefully Donald tweets soon calling him a fat cunt.

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I hope they nuke Canada first.

>>132404711
oh please

>>132404413
>Launch missiles he knows we have into sea
>That'll show him
What a joke

>>132404711
This baka desu senpai

Lmao nice bants

>>132404355
nothing but posturing
he cant be so possibly retarded that he would chance getting nuked by multiple nations at once
even with an underground city he would not survive long, or well

>>132404711
same

>>132404355

Based Kim knows the banter

>>132404825
We are splashing our toys in his bathtub.
We want him to throw a tantrum.

>>132404355
DO IT FAGGOT

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OH SH..

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>>132404355
>fat little bitch tries anything funny
>at worst, wipes out some communist rats in california maybe
>invites the entire might of THE premiere military to wipe him and his ilk from the face of the place
>tfw president trump takes care of NK and ISIS within a year of each other

sounds like a win-win situation to me

Every 2 weeks we get a NK "happening" but nothing ever comes of it.

please please please please just try to bomb us so we can obliterate your country back to the stone age and make you go even more impoverished that you would be eating each other's children.We're gonna moab you so there isn't going to be much of you guys left to seek refuge in china.We're going to be more violent than the Japs,our nigger soldiers are going to rape every single woman in your country turning your country to literally angola

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>>132404355
>American bastards
BURGERS BTFO!

>AMERICAN
>BASTARDS

isis ran out of steam now kim is my greatest enemy

you know nothing is happening when you see that pic

>>132405376
This. So sleepy

>>132405276
fake you fucking faget

>>132404355
I hope they nuke Israel. Why attack the USA? Cut out the middle man.

Based Kim, fat Don is golfing and pretending he didn't hear

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>>132404355
can't north korea just be nuked already
all they do is taunt everyone else and everyone just ignores them

>>132404355
My cock will be my gift to North Korean women

>>132405284
Until one day it does

>>132404355
So Kim's making the world's largest BBQ and Americans are the meat?

>>132405500
Why not nuke both good riddance I say.

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>>132405376
wish I'd check pol one day quite soon, it takes a full minute to load then I see only that picture and similar.

North Korea's intercontinental ballistic missile test was a "gift" to "American bastards" on their independence day, Pyongyang's official news agency today cited leader Kim Jong-Un as saying.
http://www.9news.com.au/world/2017/07/05/04/57/north-korea-missile-us-alaska-president-trump-launch
http://www.9news.com.au/world/2017/07/05/04/57/north-korea-missile-us-alaska-president-trump-launch

After personally overseeing the launch, the Korean Central News Agency reported,

>"he said American bastards would be not very happy with this gift sent on the July 4 anniversary".

Breaking into peals of laughter, it said, he
>"added that we should send them gifts once in a while to help break their boredom".

The Korean Central News Agency also quoted leader Kim Jong-Un, who personally oversaw the test, as having inspected the Hwasong-14 missile and
>"expressed satisfaction, saying it looked as handsome as a good-looking boy and was well made".

>expressed satisfaction, saying it looked as handsome as a good-looking boy
KIM CONFIRMED FUCKS BOI PUCCI
>expressed satisfaction, saying it looked as handsome as a good-looking boy
KIM CONFIRMED FUCKS BOI PUCCI
>expressed satisfaction, saying it looked as handsome as a good-looking boy
KIM CONFIRMED FUCKS BOI PUCCI

this escalation is rather alarming.

>>132404711
We all do.

Give proofs

>>132404355
Tiny-dicked Trump won' t do anything.

>>132405741
>this escalation is too fucking slow

>>132404355
>american bastards
/ourguy/

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>>132404355
>independence day
>get nuked

>>132405647
The US still has hope.

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>The Korean Central News Agency also quoted leader Kim Jong-Un, who personally oversaw the test, as having inspected the Hwasong-14 missile and "expressed satisfaction, saying it looked as handsome as a good-looking boy and was well made".

What did he mean by this?

>>132406006

Yeah and pigs fly, give me a fucking break.
Finish the job Kim

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jej

>N.Korea sends a nuke our way
>It hits California, one of the worst states
>A new wave of patriotism sweeps across America, similar to the one experienced after 9/11
>We use this attack as an excuse to launch everything we have at N.Korea
>friedrice.jpg
>When the smoke settles we storm in
>Topple those who aren't done fighting
>Install a democracy under American guidance
>In 75 years N.Korea will be our main supplier of Anime and Sex Bots

I see no problem here.

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>>132406153
Dear lord Best Korea has the best bants

>>132405276
Oh my, the levels of lefty insanity this would make

>>132406065
>>132406153

Finally we have the one to surpass Berlusconi

>>132405739
>as handsome as a good-looking boy
Damn, Kimmy has good taste

>>132404355
DAY OF THE GRILL, BURGERS

>>132406153
Such shitty range you have to launch it from the closest possible point cause you dont have a navy.....lelz.

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>>132406250

>>132404355
And i wrote about this in an earlier thread maybe 4 hour ago......

Nobody listens to me

>>132405739
>"added that we should send them gifts once in a while to help break their boredom".

Kim confirmed for browsing /pol/ and lurking in Happening threads.

>>132406188
With any aggression against NK, China will storm in before we get there. China wants a buffer state they'll do anything to keep it, and deposing Kim to insert a puppet is easier than fighting the US.

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Korea says they'll missile America every day, how is it more newsworthy this time?

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>>132405284
Waiting for Godot

>>132406302
kim fucks traps confirmed

>>132404355
̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿' ̵͇̿̿ з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿

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>>132404711
>tfw they miss the white house and hit toronto instead

What was (Citizen) Obama doing in Korea this week? Anyone curious?

953. Private correspondence with foreign governments.

Any citizen of the United States, wherever he may be, who, without authority of the United States, directly or indirectly commences or carries on any correspondence or intercourse with any foreign government or any officer or agent thereof, with intent to influence the measures or conduct of any foreign government or of any officer or agent thereof, in relation to any disputes or controversies with the United States, or to defeat the measures of the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.
This section shall not abridge the right of a citizen to apply himself, or his agent, to any foreign government, or the agents thereof, for redress of any injury which he may have sustained from such government or any of its agents or subjects.

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>>132406649

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>>132406526

Do you have the clearance to be wielding that face?

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CONFIRMED HAPPENING !!!!

every night of 2017 is "HAPPENING!" but nothing ever happens

pol why you are so fake news?

It's a slow escalation but at least it's consistent.
Someone has to step in at some point, because if these guys manage to get strong enough of a foothold with somewhat modern nukes, that makes things whole lot difficult.
They'll be able to sell them and to defend themselves with them and that's a big problem.
Before that point is reached, someone has to put their foot down.
I think it's going to be China though. Like anon here said >>132406454 Chinks want that buffer state and won't let Muricans to have it among with all of the rare earth resources that the country has.
Also Kim has been a bit uppity towards the Chinks too, so they're steadily making enemies on all sides.

>>132407002
link, faggot

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>>132406649

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use as u see fit pol, make the best ones u can

I'm grabbing my popcorn for when all the leftists and isolationist libertarians start accusing the US of being the real enemy here.

>>132407308
maek me praud

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>>132405337
More like Commiefornia beaners BTFO.

Digits and lil boy Kim will do it in the upcoming month

>>132407098
bla bla bla bla, faggot globalist shill

let the chinks have their nuclear power, they are smart, they won't use it unless they see USA invading their country.

>>132404825
this

>>132405584
Yeah because a war with china won't be absolutely devastating.

>>132404711
This, the world would literally improve if canada was nuked.

>>132406358
>day of the grill
my mouth is already watering

>>132404711
Ditto

I'll be honest, I've never had a problem w/ Canadians until having interacted with them on /pol/. Terrible lot they are.

>>132407768
DAY OF THE SHART

>>132405739
>expressed satisfaction, saying it looked as handsome as a good-looking boy
North Korean ties to the DNC when?

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>>132404355
This fat rice nigger is never going to do shit little fat ass bitch boy faggot.

>>132407618
It wouldn't be. They couldn't leave the mainland.
Also their military is property of their political party instead of the state. We could set them against themselves with ease.

I wonder how hard it'd be to stealth drop seal team 2 (6 gets too much attention) into nork, and have them take him out? It'd be pretty fucking funny to have the koreans wake up one morning and their glorious leader is dead from a bullet to the brain, and a note next to him that says "don't fuck around - Love, Donald Drumpf"

For some reason, I feel like its probably trivial for them to just get a drone in there with a single shot 9mm on it, and just pop him. I dunno, we've got plenty of options.

>>132407179
its bs

>>132408197

Yeah the bin laden kill went so smoothly

>>132407083
I think you wanted
>>>/new/

>>132405739
Kim confirmed for handsome :3

>>132407523

This month

>>132408469
Fuck off Rice Nigger Fucker

>>132404355
please let the world burn
perhaps something decent can be rebuilt from the ashes

>>132404711

As a Quebecer I don't give a shit if they nuke Hongcouver.

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>>132404355
Please make sure to fly the nuke well south of border, King Jong Jim. kthxbai

>>132408368
man nothing gets past you huh

>>132405284
honestly. i turn 31 tomorrow. we have been hearing about NK happenings since I can remember. hell, G dub called NK a part of the axis of evil along with Iraq, Iran, and Syria.

>>132404355
I genuinely hope they nuke LA.

It'd kill millions of liberal elites and minorities, rally 90% of the country behind Trump, and give the US a completely justifiable motive to fight a total war the likes of which we haven't seen in decades.

>>132404355
God, that would be fucking great! I hope he has a few dozen that can reach Seattle.

>>132405276
gayass nig

>>132407002
kys nigfag

>>132404707
If he doesn't tweet you know it's happening.

This puts in a difficult situation. Either we take action to stop them now by force, which would be the largest and bloodiest fighting most people have seen in their lifetimes, or we keep trying the diplomatic route which could give NK time to actually figure out how to slap a warhead on one of these things.

I say we take them out now before it's too late. It's only going to be harder to do the longer we wait, and it needs to be done.

>>132405277
it reaches only up to alaska atm

>>132408893
Memes are over. In times of war we are all American.

>more words
stop with the talking, more with the bombing

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>>132404355
ON THE EDGE

>North Korea
>happening
Pick one

>>132409225
>liberals and NK use the same personal attacks on Trump

is this justification to call liberals North Korean sympathizers and have them blackbagged away?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqczaF0KT3Q
September 23th is the day of the fried rice, we were warned but we didn't listen.

Praise Kek.

>>132404711

It's going to be Tokyo to create a mass casualty situation unparalleled in human history and a blitzkrieg of Soule while moving their government there and taking the population hostage.

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>>132409292
FAKE NEWS

>>132406649
>obama leaf is killed instantly

The Americans are currently in contact with Moscow. American forces on stand-by.

>>132404355
>WW3 ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING - KIM SAYS ICBM GIFT TO AMERICAN BASTARDS
>HAPPENING
>KIM SAYS
KYS

>>132409292
HOLY SHIT ITS REAL
GOD EMPORER
ITZ HABBENING!!!

>>132409982
Sweet larp bro I'll play along tell me more

>>132409239
Nah nigga fuck Cali it's a piece of shit

>>132409656
oh man, you blocked the president?

so brave.

>>132405284
When it finally does happen it will feel great desu

>>132409239
haha yeah civnat bro wooo

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>kim makes propaganda video showing u.s. destruction
>pence/trump:"our sword stands ready, we send an armada!"
>kim testfirez missiles
>trump shows off his missiles

What we have here? Leaders of the Free World again in a pissing match with a lunatic banana dictator?

all jokes aside we really are at cross roads with regards to north korea. Nothing has worked to deter them from achieving their nuclear goals.
Right now we have two choices, put up or shut up. We either go to war with North Korea or we accept they are a nuclear power and leave them be. If we leave them be then south korea and japan will need to nuke up.

>>132405284
Its reached a critical point desu. If this Happening doesnt lead to a war, nothing will

>>132405277
>communist rats in california
cali is literally the most materialistic places on the planet, plus there's movies made there

how is this commies?

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>>132406153
>Biggest military spending in the galaxy
>Near total ignorance of ballistic science
k

>>132404355
This is probably a more /biz/ related question but what would be the best company to invest in, in the case of Korean war 2 :Kim Jong Boogaloo

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>>132404355
>>132409292
HERE WE GO

>>132411691
who ever makes body bags and bullets.

>>132411691
Short the fuck out of Samsung stocks. Thank me later.

>>132404355
About time. US is due for a thermonuclear cleansing.

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>>132410918

shut up cuck

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>>132404355
HOLY FUCK TURN ON CNN

war against the norks is the one war i've looked forward to for 19 years.

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>>132404355
> Kim says ICBM a "gift" to "American bastards": KCNA
>>132406153
Amerilards on suicidewatch!

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I don't think it's in Mr. Un's best interest to blow up his own country. He's just stroking his power-boner per the norm.

>>132412802
Why?

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>>132404711
checked

>>132413131
Because apparently Trump is a secret Russian agent! Holy shit... we all Russians now.

Is it just me or is this site / many sites running really slowly all of a sudden? This has happened before whenever things have been heating up over NK.

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bomb north korea

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>>132405276

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>>132413001
>tfw you will never install 2003 Mandriva distro for the great leader

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>>132404711
Just hit Toronto and I think we can fix it from there.

>>132407083
>until it happens, we arent news we are the internets H Y P E Army

>>132409779
Toronto isn't the capital of Canada

>>132416425
obama leaf lives in toronto

>>132404355

That liberal Moon gook in S. Korea is in way over his head.

>>132416425
Yeah, Windsor is

>>132404355
HOLY CLEANSING FIRE FOR CALIFORNIA
THE WRAITH OF GOD THROUGH BEST KOREA TO THE SULTRY AND SINFUL

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>>132404711

Same

>>132417603
Please God yes

>>132416723
Fuck off, moon rules. His NK policy has been great so far.

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>>132407002

>>132409126
>If he doesn't tweet you know it's happening.
This 1000%.

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>>132417777
Wot

>>132417757
Cucking for them, selling out his own people to NK and China, and being a degenerate far leftist?

>>132408887
coincidentally all countries without central banks at the time

kek'd at the pic

Rest assured, there is no SB3-Ghoul Red Team on alert 5 at the moment NK. Sweet dreams fat prince.

>>132404355
This happens right after China and Vietnam have a major territory dispute https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/21/world/asia/china-vietnam-south-china-sea.html, The U.S. makes a 1.3 billion dollar arms deal with Taiwan http://www.latimes.com/world/la-fg-china-us-taiwan-arms-deal-20170630-story.html, and China cancels talks with Japan and South Korea over THAAD http://www.cnbc.com/2017/06/29/china-talks-with-south-korea-japan-a-no-go-due-to-thaad.html HABBENING soon?

>>132419766


>https://nytimes com/2017/06/21/world/asia/china-vietnam-south-china-sea.html
https://archive.is/pBdgH