Luke is actually a white terrorist

Whoa, that could have been me...

>>132397386
if muslims had x-wings theyd just crash them into the death star

>Islam
>Ancient

>>132398354

You mean like the rebels did in Rogue One vs the star destroyer

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The face you make when you realize the evil empire is only evil, because another religion pulls the strings from the shadows.

>>132397386
>The Rebels attacking The Empire
>a terrorist
WHOA THIS IS GROUNDBREAKING AND TOTALLY NEW NEWS, OP! THANKS FOR POINTING THIS OUT!

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>>132397386
He is also not a good guy, kills a space station full of people, disobeys his father, a legit pos that fights for aliens.

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>>132397386

The empire was based

>>132397386
Star Wart is fucking garbage.

I stay away from star wart fans.

They are so indoctrinated that no matter how many shitty sequels and prequels they make, fucking faggots keep paying to see this shit

>>132397386
The emperor was the good guy after all. The Jedi were corrupt and hypocritical. At least he has principles, and a strong vision for a richer, united, and more prosperous galaxy

Now tell us your theory about Harry Potter, faggot

>>132397386
He also kissed his sister.

>>132399967
After Voldemort is defeated and global wizard equality is achieved, the influx of half-breeds and less-capable wizards into Hogwarts and other magical schools grows dramatically. Criticisms of this change are met with accusations of bigotry, including calls of "you are starting to sound a lot like You Know Who with that talk!" This process continues, with miscegenation becoming "all the rage" for the next hundred years.

By the year 2100, magical blood lines have become so diluted that very few people can actually use magic. Magical creatures find that they cannot communicate with students at school, wands begin to refuse ownership, and tensions rise as "pure" students begin to unite. The fear of a return to the Dark Days is still strong, and those critics who raise concerns over the decline in quality and use of magic are called "bigots" for their anti-muggleblood views.

In more progressive circles, prominent "intellectual" wizards begin to suggest that magic doesn't really exist- not objectively, anyway. It is merely a social construct, and witchcraft and wizardry can manifest themselves in many different forms, most of which don't involve the use of magic at all. This is met with great approval by the majority of muggleborns, though there is still discontent among those who continue to actually use magic "correctly".

To combat growing discontent, the Ministry of Magic decrees that "flagrant displays of magic" are now illegal on school grounds, as this can result in prejudice and feelings of unwelcomeness for muggleborn witches and wizards, who are utterly incapable of casting spells (even those who manage to keep wands). The school removes most of it's "applied magic" curriculum, instead replacing it with "Justice-Oriented Magic" and "Muggleborn Studies", which focus on present-day social issues and the various expressions of "Alternative Magic" that are popular at the time, such as Ouija boards, Tarot cards, and divination of palms and tea-leaves.

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>>132399967

>>132398530
That is not what happened.

>>132399295
MEN BTFO
HOW WILL THEY RECOVER

>>132400167
The next J.K Rowling (cough) novel?

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>>132400258

>>132399295
Without women anakin wouldn't have been an angsty faggot and gotten the empire to that position in the first place