Macron locks himself inside Elysee Palace; declares himself emperor

iron but fair fist

>>132392778
It's not plebbit spacing, I promise. That's just the way the article was written.

>>132392778

This is what they get for voting for an unironic Rothschild employee.

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>People elect Macron because they think Le Pen is a fascist dictator
>Macron becomes a dictator

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>>132392778
I hope this is real and turns into some crazy shit. So few happening lately.

>>132392831
Macron is a Bogdanoff plant, just look it up.

>>132392778

if he actually unfucks france and everything was a show then ill laugh.

Honestly I dont understand why france doesn't leverage germany more as the last major country in the eu

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>>132393171
>Frenchies make fun of Trump for making having a taste as gaudy as Versailles
>End up giving Macron the most power out of any French politician since the French kings and Napoleon
>Be surprised that Macron goes on a massive power trip near instantly

MWAHHAAAAAAAAAAH THE FRENCH.

>/pol/
>wrong

>Macron was secret fascist white supremacist and will become new Napoleon-like emperor
One man can dream

>>132392778
Not surprising. The French people is very much like the Russians, a lot of them are degenerates who can't think for themselves and the rest value freedom and democracy, but eventually get fucking tired of all this shit and go full totalitarianism.

It's gonna happen someday, whether it is Macron or someone else.

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>>132392778
So if he made parliament disappear and declared himself king; would that be a coup?

>>132392778
What a fag. He's LARPing as a Trump.

>>132392778
LMAO. He is the AntiChrist and OF COURSE you frogs can't even recognize it.

He will rise from obscurity…a “little horn” [Daniel 7:8]

He will have "no regard for the desire of women": He will either be asexual or homosexual
[Dan 11:37]

He will hate a nation that initially will have some control over his kingdom, but he will destroy this nation [Rev 17:16-18]

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>>132393841
RARE

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>>132393841
NIGGER

>>132393578
He wants to attack Syria though

>>132394256
Why is Obama an N,....Oh nvm I get it

Haha he's being your typical lefty leader by not being transparent and referring to himself as a fictional character from some popular fiction of the past.

So based!

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>>132393243
WTF IS GOING ON!?!?

>>132392778
What he really means is he will enjoy living off the state as a puppet and let Mrs. Merkel and the EU do the actual work.

>>132394554
The world would be better off if Syria was a parking lot anyways.

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>>132393526

>Supreme authority

>The Jupiter theory contends that the president is the supreme authority. He cannot be a micro-manager.
>The cabinet, under the prime minister, must deal with daily politics. To the president the long-term thinking, as well as domestic and diplomatic strategy. His authority depends on the scarcity of his words. And everyone, from the PM on down to the presidential party’s MPs, must just work toward implementing the presidential platform.

What were the previous presidential models?

>>132393526
Macron doesn't have more power than the other french presidents, every presidents were basically a dictator with full extent power during their mandate, the only thing that change is if they have or don't have enough balls for it, some of them didn't, especially the last one

>>132393765
Funny that you say that because the only other country that has a similar way of governing itself is indeed russia, it's the only other semi presidential country worth mentioning

>>132398818
None other but that one, it's the same way since 1958, apparently some people just discovered it

>>132393022
>an unironic Rothschild employee
He's smarter than you, and he succeed at manipulating the Rothschilds, that's why he's the president

>>132393526
not mad, we need a king

>>132393841
Niger

This nigha watched too much young pope

>>132393765
Interesting take, what would you describe burgerland as?

Stop giving these sites clicks

http://archive.is/2so04

>>132400272
>shilling for archive.is

>>132400662
>Giving money to sites like politico via clicks

Drink bleach.

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>>132400662
why US ips are always the retarded edgy ones??

I swear that most of you are bunch of fucking edgy teens, I hope you get rectal cancer

>>132392778
Is it possible he does something with this? Like something good for france? Either way this is getting bretty fucking interesting.

>>132392778
not a suprise since he does rituals and weird shit in the french kings palace and the country is run by freemasonry

>>132393526
CHAMPAIGN

Marcon wants to be king and his mom to be queen

>>132395907
oh my

I'm actually starting to like him now. I don't like his policy but I admire his sense of authoritarianism.

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>>132395907
Here's the basic gestalt.
https://youtu.be/E2w9WFfz0og

Macron is about to be empowered by alien technology. He will literally become the emperor of man.

>>132392778
the French Empire is back, baby!

Here's a fun fact:

Hitler never gave an interview

>>132400840
>I hope you get rectal cancer
edgy

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>>132392778

This is great. As his ego grows and his power solidified he will inevitably bump heads against the Eu or via-a-vis Germany. And it will lead to some crazy power flexing, and serious problems for Europe.

Good job. You French pussies, your pathetic bitchiness just might work out again for the greater good.

>>132395907
bog-pill

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>>132395907
Oh fuck i need a run down

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>>132392778
YOU WILL NEVER BE AS GREAT AS NAPOLEON YOU ROTHSCHILD FUCKBOI

>>132392778
Did Macron fool everyone with a fake persona? Is he going to become the next Hitler?

>>132400989
>something good for france
He is a clintonite style globalist that is now preparing to get his claws into the country with biggest benefits and strongest unions. You have no idea just how ridiculous are the french employee protection laws. A friend of mine had to close down his factory last year because the laws made it impossible to do anything with his workforce.
Even if he genuinely want something good, the french gibmonkeys will burn half a France as a result.

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>>132402884
A french Hitler?
I have doubts.

>>132395907
I hope he is a benevolent being

G-guys? I'm starting to like Macaroon. If he was anti-Muzz I would be all in.

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Hehe. It is funny to see the French speeding up the natural selection. Good on you, you frog eating heads-up-your-ass losers.

>>132393899
erdogan was a contender for it but now turkey is isolated a bit and they cant extend their territory or ottoman puppet states yet
france allied with the ottomans before thats enough to expose them because the old alliances of the world wars and ottomans will come back and turn the world into hellhole

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>>132392778
>try to emulate Trump in "strong man " politics
>end up looking insane

kek

>>132392778
Jeez the press is going insane for this piece of shit

>>132402962
It'll be good that this macron clown will get the blame for cutting off peoples gibs

>>132400989
>>132402962
Hes a libertarian, hes gonna fuck up the whole socialist system.

>>132404485
I'll say. if I am remember it correctly, french has 35 hours work week, and only 160 working days in a year, just due to the amount of holidays they have and STILL they riot bi-weekly.
Imagine if someone touches their benefits.

>>132405199
yay :D

>>132405280
Theres something about the french language that turns people into communists
Same shit with the quebecois here

>>132405199
monarchy now

>>132403143
Well Robespierre was no weak shit. Not sure if they still have these balls, prolly not.

>>132392778
Political equivalent of taking money and running. Where's his populism now?

Holy shit. If this guy every goes into the 3rd Temple in Jerusalem and proclaims himself as God, we all know he's the antichrist.

>>132392778
RIP FRANCE

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>>132392778

>>132392778
>when you meet trump and like what you saw

>>132402351
That's some of the worst political analysing i've read on /pol/.
Macron and Merkel are the perfect couple for EU. They will work hand in hand to make Europe go through its crises and Macron will finally make France go through the needed reforms

>>132405391
Le oui.

>>132393209
inb4 Melenchon guillotines Macron

>>132392778
badass

can't wait

>>132405997
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

>>132392778
wtf i love baguettes now

>>132400840
That pic is inaccurate, Mohammed.
Go fuck a goat, Hodgie.

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>>132405997
YUP, perfect match - http://www.reuters.com/article/us-france-election-germany-idUSKBN18412U

>>132406295
Looool

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>>132392778
>mfw Robespierre is back
"Progressives" are nothing more than reactionary German puppets. Vive la republique.

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>>132392778
i'm loving it
an anti-Hollande
he taught him well

>>132392778
This moron has read ten pages of Machiavelli once. Now he makes one hour and a half addresses to Parliament with literary reference, and larp as Jupiter.

We're on the brink of the demographic abyss, but this strange child of pathological altruism and financial coldness hasn't grasped this yet.

He's the King of cucks, not a savior.

>>132393765
pretty much
the way things are going nowadays we're lucky to have a nice french boy and neither a disgusting kike or god forbid a woman

>>132393899
the anticuck will be a world savior that people call to govern, he doesnt run for it openly

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>>132392778
Kinda based if Young Pope influenced him

>>132407157
Ok, to be fair, I should add that it's fun to see him infuriate the Left, the media and half the people who elected him. But that's just more proofs that they are morons, too.

>>132407157
why do I always imagine frogposters with an outstretched pinky when I read their comments?

10 points for style though

>>132404103
if you copy insane, you look insane

>>132393899
Macron may be a fag but he's diddling an old dinosaur chick, so that rules him out.

No, Obongo is your anti christ. HE is a complete and total fag

>>132398818
>>132399375
yeah should be that
the pres has his reserved domain of foreign policy but it's the PM who handles the daily domestic bants
so that the pm serves as a fuse, people dont see the prez as responsible for the mess the country is in and he can just trigger new elections or dissolve the gov and make a new one
the gov is thus a buffer for a monarch like president role
that's how mitterrand did it at least

>>132407545
That's how you type on a keyboard, ruski
Fucking communists

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>>132399531
Yes, you do.

The race of St. Louis will restore France.

>>132399531
LOL have him kick out the Rothschilds from your cucked country THEN we will see if he is a puppet or the manipulator.

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>>132399073
yeah hollande was disgusting of softness
but sarko was pretty rigid
it's funnier to have a rigid prez altogether
so even though i hate macron's election i like these developments i'm seeing
not just this story but other ones as well, wherever he sticks out of the expected good little bankstercunt role
he's not a junker (faceless drone of the bureaucracy) and i prefer that
it's like being under ancient rome
you know the emperors are shit so you might as well enjoy them for their entertainment value
it makes him more human and likely to fall too, or at least to surprise in creative ways

Looks like the neoliberal robot is about to go into overdrive

>>132392778

he's learning from Trump

>>132407917
yeah, but i mean twice that.

>>132393899
He's going to topple germany as leader of the EU then?
Congratz frenchniggers. This means that your lands are going to see the worst of the tribulations.

>>132408571
Like a pinky with it's own outstretched pinky?

>>132392778
>The French, aides explained, don’t want a buddy in the Élysée Palace. They want someone distant, and even mysterious.

Looks like someone has been watching the young pope

>>132392831
Give me the rundown anon..

(((god emperor)))

Kike thread,

Sage

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>>132392778
Can we all take a moment of silence to reflect on the nuclear asspain if trump ever said "I'll rule like a roman god"

>>132408661
it's pretty clear EU in a current form isn't sustainable
they overreached, let their greed cover their eyes

one working solution I see is that old EU fails, and New EU is formed, centering across Germanic-speaking countries, so NEU would be a good acronym

Germany, naturally
Netherlands, Denmark, Scandinavian countries
Austria
France, if they want to and put themselves in shape

now the maybes: Italy, Czechia, Poland, Baltic countries (Estonia - why not); maybe the better/more performing ones of the frmr Yugo countries, like Slovenia

if they clean up their act, UK might want to go back

and without Southern/Eastern deadweight, a closer integration might be possible

might add these Europoors as "associate level" or something, letting them in if/when they come close to being real white man country

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VIVA LA FRANCE

>>132392778
Napoleon is back.

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>>132393828
It would be a restoration of the natural order.

>>132409218
thanks, 'twas awesome.

>>132409365
"How to fuck up even worse than the Brits", in one picture.

>>132392778
what if he's actually our guy and start cleansing Europe?

>>132409218
Macron didn't explicitely say that, we had the jupiterian system since the fifth republic with De Gaule. We had a greedy jew and a softcuck for president in the last 10years. Macron is restoring the status of président

Is Macron /ourguy/?

>>132393526
his cuck genes won't let him. he will become submissive in time.

>>132407458
Was going to mention this.

>tfw no based Pope Pius to combat degeneracy

>>132409365
Viva is spanish or Italian. I don't get why every burger or britcuck Say Viva. It's Vive ( prononced viv)

>>132410333
exposure to Spanish, for Muricans at least

>>132410534
It sound really cringy tho

>>132410728
Most burgers don't take French, so they don't fully appreciate it's rather unique pronunciation compared to the other Romance Languages.

I'd say like 80-90% of people elect to take Spanish while in school.

what if macron was playing 99999D chess this entire time and only faked a leftist agenda to get into power while actually being right wing or nazbol and will bring france back to greatness again

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>>132392778
ayy lmao, when every one said Trump is literally Hitler and he isn't. meanwhile this Macron faggot is literally Napoleon

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>>132410728
I live in Michigan and we have tons of French place names that are completely Anglicized. Of course you know we pronounce it Di-Troite but Dix is pronounced like Dicks among many others.

>>132411044
only faked being a childless banker who married his school teacher?

>>132392778
Anyone who didn't see the coming is retarded. Macron was just pandering. The banker elite put him in place for a reason. He's going to bring about whatever extreme policy changes they want under an iron fist.

>they know the muds are getting rowdy
>they know this means democracy has to die asap
>they know paramilitary will be needed to constrain muds and nationalists
>they know its going down in the next couple years

It's going to be fucking bedlam in the streets of Paris by this time next year. Screencap this.

>>132413537
He's a faggot too.

>>132413669
>paramilitary will be needed to constrain ... nationalists

>implying nats won't form the backbone of RWDSs

>>132413885
They don't want nationalist paramilitaries forming, that's exactly what they're worried about.

They need lackeys to kill normies and enforce their NWO.

>>132413537
Well, it's hard to have kids when you're squirting at raisins. He fell for the (((MILF))) meme

>>132393899
>>132393899
>From obscurity
/pol/
>Is a faggot
Basically OP
>Hating a nation that controls us but eventually destroying them
Isreal?

So Revelation was talking about us?

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>a fucking frenchie does a song and dance routine for the peasantry
>/pol/ being the usual schmucks gobble it up completely

never change /pol/

>>132399604

Exactly.
EXACTLY.

>>132409264
that's almost exactly how the EU started originally only with France and Germany initiating it all. The system just doesn't work and it's not going to.

>The Jupiter theory contends that the president is the supreme authority.
>He cannot be a micro-manager.
so, a puppet, if you will

>>132414011
but then WHO? we're not talking police here, but paras
gotta have some strong idea for that, one way or the other

>>132416197
Wow, I wonder what all these military aged Muslim men coming to Europe are going to do being idle and what not...

>>132415897
and it fucking worked for 50 years till they thought Red Scare is over, relaxed and got greedy
if they can learn from their mistake, it can work for another 50 years

and then we're gonna have Singularity anyway, so all this monkey tribalist shit won't matter already

(also, I hereby request cyberpunk/transhumanist flag)

>>132416197
that would be the other side, yes.

>>132416328
>>132416599

>>132392778
Holy fuck I thought he would be a spineless coward like the fat fuck that was before him, but if he turns out to be the new Napoléon and as long he isn't in with the Kikes or the NWO, I'd gladly recognize his rule.

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>>132399531
>not a rothschilds puppet

>>132416791
>he isn't in with the Kikes or the NWO

>literal Rotschild employee

wtf I love Macron now

>>132416791
>as long he isn't in with the Kikes or the NWO

rip

>>132417034
You never know when some fags will revolt against their overlord. He was literally pushed into supreme power, an unstable mind can accept new thoughts. And if there's one thing we can do, it's Propaganda.
Or at least we can scare leftist faggots by making them think he's become the new Hitler after getting into power and he was a right-wing plant all along, thus destroying the legitimacy of the President by creating unrest and fear into the people. Usual stuff.

>>132399531
HAHAHAHA the fucking state of France.

>>132393765
yea good thing you elected a rotschild spawn

>>132409264
Scandis will be going with the Anglos screen shot this.

>meat Trump once
>now wants complete and total control of his country

WILL TRUMP EVER BE STOPPED!?

>>132392778
Fucking puff piece articles. Fuck the (((media))) with their shitty narrative of how you can change things by electing insiders. What has this piece of shit actually done? Anything significant?

>>132392778
Who cares as long as we get more photo ops of him playing grab-ass with turdeau

>>132392778
I knew this guy meant business when he embarrassed Trump twice in a row.

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>>132395907
We're fugged.

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>>132400840
That pic is accurate
I'm brown and I love seeing you fags across the pond get roasted on a daily basis.

It's really the main reason I come here. Feels gud 2bh

Your days are numbered, your "culture" is finished. You don't realize it but you won't and can't go back to how it used to be, you can't recover what you have lost. The series of events that make it impossible are unfolding as we speak

You're finished.. and I'm loving every minute

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>people will finally start killing politicians like the Romans did

I give him a year before he's stabbed in the back at a bathhouse in Southern France by one of his body guards

>>132392778
Is macaroni axtually our guy?
Did he say ever some zypical sjw shit?
Doesn't he want to close the borders too?
All this muuh rootshild banker beside i actually think he's a pretty cool guy who will fix the pathetic nation

>>132419710
repeating something doesnt make it true anon. It just means you dont know how to shut up.

>>132416501
It "worked" while it was only a trade zone with no shared currency or anything like what it is now. Once the Euro was made up and especially when they started trying to move toward an single European state, it was doomed, and every single time they try some kinda union like that with a single currency they will fail.

>>132392778
This wrinkle baby will go down like a roman emperor did too
What a pshycopomp

>>132418975
he never embarrassed Trump you stupid leaf lol

>>132419986
This

>>132392778
I see someone watched the young pope lol

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Trudeau has turned down Macron's invitation to attend Bastille Day (French Independence Day) on July 14th. Trump is going.

Canada is basically France's closest ally and Quebec is France Part Deux.

Something is definitely up.

>>132399073
Funny how the same thing happened in France as in America. You had pussy Hollande and pussy Obama and people got fed up.

>>132419710
>someone who is brown is glad other people are just as miserable as he is
>posts with that flag thinking he has culture
You need to go back paco. Your people are way worse than europeans

>>132393526
They are a silly people are they not?

>>132393765
> but eventually get fucking tired of all this shit and go full totalitarianism.
Suka don't mistake our jewish-plutocracy with your jewish-niggercracy, blyad'

>>132422767
LMAO niggerocracy. This is genius.

>>132422767
kek