Macron Declares He Will Govern Like a Roman God

When arabs blow up the Eiffel Tower and the population begs him to make the immigration stop, is he going to say "let them drink semen"?

>>132381167
I hope so

>>132381167
Knowing him, it's probably gonna happen. He's going to end up the same way Caligula did soon.

>>132380816

all hail king of the cucks

What a fucking looney tune

I read somewhere that after the election and Macrons victory the average french penis shrunk by 50%

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He's sitting on a buttplug, you know?

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>>132380816
Does his Mom, i mean cryptkeeper wife allow him that?

Drama class. Larpy fag.

>>132381354
And the French think Trump is insane. Can't wait to see how the French media tries to spin this

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>>132380816
>told the media his thought process was “too complex” for journalists to understand.

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The bogpill is real.

Macron works for Rothschilds Rothschilds now to Bogdanoffs

>>132380816
Macron may turn out to be the antichrist

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>>132380816
>Gaulbois still trying to honour their "Roman" heritage
lmao

>>132380816
Frogs need to take him out. You faggots haven't killed a leader in a long time.

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>>132381553
He learned from the best

>>132380816
Given that we know his fetish, what are the odds of him banging Merkel?

>>132380816
Jew Pater didn't fuck living mummies.

This guy seems like a lunatic, and even more authoritarian than LePen. Too bad the retard Frogs voted for this. Enjoy your "centrist" candidate :)

>>132380816
ALL HAIL KING KEK(GAP)

>>132380816
If a country is doing pretty good I think that's actually a good idea.

Don't enact some dumbass agenda or try to micro manage everything. Just tell everybody not to fuck things up and steady as she goes, and if there's a real crisis, you will make the hard decisions.

Unfortunately this is France we're talking about and the country is so fucked it's in permanent crisis mode.

So he's basically just saying

>Let the country burn. All of this is beneath me.

>>132380816
So he's going to fuck everything that moves, and whenever someone has a good idea he threatens them with an absurdly sadistic punishment for daring to insult his strength as king of the gods?

The big game is going to be unleashed. The Kaiser of Europe against the Czar of all Rus' and between the anglo scum.

>>132380816
I can respect it. Honestly it's a nice change of pace from the regulars leftist swine.

We'll see how he governs and if he can effectively save his people.

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>>132381620

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> Macron has declared he will govern France like Jupiter, the Roman king of the gods, shortly officials told the media his thought process was “too complex” for journalists to understand

Did he really say that? Or is breitbart pulling our legs? If he did say it, maybe Macron will be alright after all.

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>>132380816

>all hail God-emperor Donald J. Trump
>based royal family for britbong posters
>*inhales*
>WOT?!? HOW DARE THIS MACRON C.UCK REIGN LIKE A KING?
>even though he isnt open borders
>even though he is nothing like Trudeau

the hypocrisy of the average /pol/ack never ceases to amaze me.

>>132382526
He is literally the most open-border president in the world right now, cuck.

>>132380816
If this is true, he will first have to stop taking in the back from immigrants constantly.

Is there a Frenchman out there who would take a bullet for him

Why the fuck did they elect this retard

>>132380816
What a colossal toolbag

You must understand that this type of leader is a french tradition. It began with Napoléon then with Napoléon III , then with boulanger (who failed because he was an imbecile) , then Pétain and finally De Gaulle, who created our current republic .
The french président is supposed to behave like that, but macron's predecessor where cucks

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>>132380816

Crank up the meme machines!

>>132380816

That should be a warning to the Frogs that they picked the wrong guy.

time to wait for a beautiful destruction that not even the nazis could do to France

>>132382614
I dont know about the "too complex" part but hé definatly said hé would govern like Jupiter

>Hungarian premier Viktor Orbán gently dismissed him as “a new boy” who had yet to find his feet. “Macron’s entrance wasn’t too encouraging, as he thought the best way to show friendship was to immediately kick Central European countries. This isn’t how we do things around here, but he’ll soon get to know his way around,” he added.

>The 39-year-old’s “complex thought process lends itself badly to the game of question-and-answer with journalists”, the spokesman explained – prompting much mockery in the French press.

>Not-making-this-up dept: Macron doesn't do Q&A w/ journalists because his thoughts are much "too complex" –

>Much of the commentary on Macron’s alleged natural submissiveness hints at his relationship with his wife – twenty-five years his senior – with Italy’s larger-than-life former president Silvio Berlusconi teasing that he is “a nice lad with a good-looking mum”.
'>She added that, whatever the outcome of the election, “France will be led by a woman: either me or Mrs. Merkel.”

kek nobody takes him seriously

>>132380816
Imagine if Trump said this

>>132380816
Bog influence?

>>132380816
He's Charles De Gaulle 2: Hot for Teacher Boogaloo

>>132380816
Is Macaroni threatenening the Bog (Bogdanof Owned Government)?

>>132381620
OH SHIT POL SAYS HE BOWS TO THE ROTHSCHILDS HE IS REALLY CONTROLLED BY THE BOGS

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>>132380816

>>132381354
>He's, Tiny
>He's Toony
>He's just a little Loony

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>>132380816
>Macron Declares He Will Govern Like a Roman God

I don't think this Macron guy knows what hes getting into.

He shouldn't lose his head over this governing thing.

>>132380816
I silk glove over an iron glove

is his wife, singer of aerosmith, going to write a song about this?

France is going to have a very painful future...

The people have spoken though, but the people shall regret...

>>132380816
>Jupiterian
>Reuters in charge of English

once again the French people put leftists in power destroying their country in the process just to end up with a nutcase with a god complex.

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>>132380816
I still think we could easily fuck Macrons shit up by trolling the fuck out of him with some memetic warfare.
Make him the poster boy as a positive example of statutory rape or portray him as a pedophile advocate.
I made pic related sitting here on my cellphone so I'm sure some anon here could do much better.

Hopefully Jupiter Optimus Maximus will punish this arrogant cucklet.

>>132384342
is pretty funny because the french rothschild was the truly crazy one from what I've read
he was also the one with the mask party

the rothschild are funny because they sort of can't escape their own national memes
>french rothschild : "artistic" with horse-ranch and women everywhere
>britbong rothschild : pedocreep
>american rothschild : someone who actually gives alot of interviews, but whose daughters are always ending up with some negers

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pannonica_de_Koenigswarter
the inventor of cuckoldy

>>132380816
>rothschild banker becoming a monarch
Time for another French Revolution :^)

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>>132380816
I was right.

>tfw the left got tricked by Macron

The guy is center right at best and has illusion of grandeur like he was Napoléon.
I bet he cannot wait for the next massive terrorist attack in France to unleash the whole french army. People like him wants war because war allow his name to be put in history books

Holy fuck,

This guy seems stupid creepy.

I'm praying for you Frenchmen. I really hope this works out OK.

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WTF?
is this April 1st?

>>132380816
His arrival yesterday to Versaille

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0lSFtmEwtI

>>132382685
Trump didn't declare himself an emperor, those are memes you idiot

Second, the Brit Royal family is just for show, not involved in politics

Point is, you're a fucking faggot

>>132380816
Behold the next Napoleon

Janus seems more appropriate

>[Janus is portrayed] residing over all beginnings and transitions, whether abstract or concrete, sacred or profane.
>Since movement and change are interconnected, he has a double nature, symbolised in his two headed image.

>>132381620
>The bogpill is real
No one ever doubted that

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>>132385989
>Behold the next Napoleon

Napoleon got shit done.

He also attacked Russia in the winter..

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>>132385989

Comparing Macon to Napoleon

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>>132380816
Frenchmen, be weary of Thursdays. If Macron is truly trying to embody Jupiter, it means he will make his biggest moves on Thurs.

Do the frogs have a literal dictator now? Maybe Macaroni isn't so bad

>>132385596
kek

>>132385798
What was the minute of silence for?

>>132381530
LOL @ pic

>>132380816
Holy shit what a fucking faggot

France doesn't need an intergalactic cuckold, they need Hitler 2.0

>>132386804
First public kiss after a high school play Macron produced.

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>manlet
>Cuck
>Pro-islam
>Sexual abuse victim
>Rothshild slave
>Autocratic ower fantasies
>Muh complex thoughts
>Literally TFW too smart4u meme

This is midly amusing

>>132382912
>>132385634
>>132385798
>>132382912
How come roubaix is filled with muslims????? I was crossing to border to go to auchan but shit man its worse there. I felt scared every moment. I didnt see 1 white person except me in the mirror.

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>mfw drumpft wouldn't even know what "Jupiterian" means.
>mfw he would think it's a place in India or Japan or something

>>132380816
>breitbart
k

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>>132380816
>shortly officials told the media his thought process was “too complex” for journalists to understand.


what a fucking clown

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>>132381767
No worse than brits larping as saxons.

>>132380816
2 world wars were not enough

>>132380816
>Who weighs his rare pronouncements carefully
>Uses one of his "rare pronouncements" to declare himself akin to a god whose thoughts are beyond mere mortals.
lol france

>>132380816
kek, what a faggot
Why do frogs seem to be predisposed to god complexes?

If Trump said that the media would call him mad

>We now live in a world where we are literally yearning for men like Hitler and Napoleon
What the fuck happened?

>>132387327
Because they had one: Napoleon.

>>132382685
If Trump declared one day that he was going to rule America like Jupiter himself, he would justifiably be laughed at here

The "God Emperor" stuff is just jokes

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>>132382912
>Pétain
How do you go from this to Macron?

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>>132387459
>What the fuck happened?
126 gigakike event on kikery scale.

>>132380816
Also, never skip leg day

>>132387543
kek good post

But seriously everyone here loves Hitler but ignores Napoleon even when Napoleon was obviously superior and completely purged his country of corruption and the elite in the matter of a few years, while being one of the best commanders in history as a side bonus

>>132387459
Why wouldnt you want Napoléon though ?

>>132386581
For Simone Veil, she legalized contraception and abortion in France.

>>132388115
>while being one of the best commanders in history
No. Just no. He had VERY capable advisors. Napoleon's own 'genius' was shown when he decided to ignore them and attack Russia even though they all said no.

>>132380816
I like this guy more and more every day

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>People elect Macron because they think Le Pen is a fascist dictator
>Macron becomes a fascist dictator

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>>132387577
One was a cowardly loser who surrendered to Germany instead of fighting for his country. So was the other.

>>132388718
Faggot
Nobody could foresee the russians would fucking burn Moscow and do scorched earth, total war tactics when the 20 years of wars before that were extremely civil. And, let me remind you, absolutely dominated by Napoléon

>>132388718
The reason for the attack of Russia was because they refused to embargo the brits, the same embargo that would've most likely ended the war at last

Capitulating Russia meant a guaranteed victory in the war as a whole so that's why he did it

>>132387226
Nah the worst is when Lombards LARP as Romans

>>132381894
>Given that we know his fetish, what are the odds of him banging Merkel?
Yeah, granny and merkel will wear big black strap ons.

>>132381557
They're already saying Macron is literally to smart to be understood by journalists.
He's insane and his party has a massive majority and I love it.

>>132389029
Are you retarded? Pétain destroyed Germany in ww1 and was retired in ww2 until they made him come back to reign.

>>132380816
kek @ "the Emperor of Cucks"

>>132388481
He emancipated the Jews and enabled their great kikery.

>>132381298
Now that I think about it, he actually does look like the real Caligula.

>>132389486
Kikery was already massive in england and america and germany.

>>132381298
>makes a horse talk to the senate
That'd be pretty based.

>>132384652
Kek underrated

>>132380816
Well, Ceaser did twiddle his thumbs as Rome burned to the ground, so i assume this is rather accurate

>>132383145
Just look up 'Macron thought process" he did indeed say that.

digits and Macron becomes emperor of France

>>132389067
>>132389194
Just face it. Napoleon wasn't a military genius. He was a great leader overall though.

>>132389677
Holy shit

>>132389593
No it really wasn't. But since you believe person X DESTROYED Germany in WW1, your historical "knowledge" is just like that.

>>132382829
by default, the other one was Le Pen who is even more retard despite what /pol/ wants to believe. Le Pen fucked the presidential debate so much that even right wing people were put off. Le Pen are frauds, they have made a comfortable bourgeois life out of the misery of France.

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>>132389677
Holy shit

>>132389677
woah dude

>>132389700
Napoleon was a freemason

>>132389677
You done goof'd

>>132389747
you mean, black priest?

>>132382685
>memes by memelords for memelords
>vs
>a thing a faggot actually said
go home /leftypol/

>>132381298
Fisting a senators wife with one hand while body slamming her baby with the other? So progressive...

>>132380816

More like Nero. This is the future (((France))) chose.

>>132389700
Yep I'll trust some retard on the internet instead of 30 years of history, historical experts, military experts, Napoléon's contemporaries (allies and enemies) and the simple fact that he did end up dominating Europe for two decades due to sheer genius in battle.

>>132388620
Certainly not for the 6 million French babies aborted

>>132382614
Yeah he did

>>132389677
Fugg
Better him than Merkel, at least he doesn't hate himself.

>>132389742
The rotschilds literally came from and got their initial money in Hannover You drooling retard
They then built it in London and financed wellingtons iberian expedition.

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>declare self Jupiterian leader of France
>the New Reich stands at my countries doorstep
>fear not, my people, your God-King will handle this
>sees the raw power of the New Reich's military
>surrender again
>mfw

>"Hon Hon Hon we don't want Le Pen because she will be a fascist dictator!"
>Macron becomes a fascist Dictator

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>>132380816

Just another occultist degenerate puppet.

>>132381298
Nail on the head. The frenchies just elected Caligula.

>>132389313
Wrong they larp as celts.

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>>132389355
>saying Macron is literally to smart to be understood by journalists.

Maybe this is meta as fuck trolling?
He's essentially telling the MSM they're too stupid to understand what he thinks.
And that could actually be true considering how pants on head retarded all western MSM is. So he might actually be secretly going full Trump

>>132381620
/pol/ is always right

>>132390116
>due to sheer genius in battle
Yes. Genius of his advisors.

>>132380816
Breibart is, as usually, slow and dishonest. The Jupiter thing is an expression used by french journalists since the election (so 2months ago, way to go breibart) and it means he won't be reacting to every little things but will supervize from above, leaving the day to day business to the prime minister. As for the"thought process" it's only because he doesn't not want a joint press conference with Trump

Macron is pretty based. He's not a leftist. He wants to cut taxes, destroy unions and shrink the size of government.

>>132390546
Doesnt matter at this point
Cucks + nonwhites outnumber the real french
Which means France cant' be saved throygh democracy
Might as well have meme presidents who Will provoke unrest in the meantime

>>132381737
Antichrist will be a jew. Also first the world has to be cleansed off 3/4th of its population for him to appear. He'll rule from Jerusalem.

>>132389313
Except Lombards actually joined as conscripts of the Roman empire regularly

>>132390864
nice meme flag

>>132390658
https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/worldviews/wp/2017/06/30/why-wont-macron-talk-to-the-press-his-complex-thought-process-may-be-to-blame/

>>132390942
Archived that
https://archive.is/0ODpw

he'll get poked full of fucking holes like Caesar

>I'm too intelligent to solve these problems so I won't

>>132388481
Because he was a Jew enabling liberal. Especially the people who decry >muh imperialism should be very silent when praising Napoleon.
France still hasn't been punished for the Napoleonic Wars.

>>132390746
No. Do You really think Napoléon would listen to anyone else than Lannes? He was stubborn as hell and was not modest, though That can be excused.

>>132391058
>France still hasn't been punished for the Napoleonic Wars.
Pretty sure Bismarck did it.

>>132390781
Boy I sure do love selling my country to the highest bidding (((corporation)))

>>132390985
Based

>>132382912
Is he at least catholic?

>>132390923
Thanks I'm in holidays there, it's nice

>>132387066
That's clearly not the same signature

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>>132383253
>with Italy’s larger-than-life former president Silvio Berlusconi teasing that he is “a nice lad with a good-looking mum”.

>>132391247
I find some comfort in knowing the intense butthurt leftards must be feeling because they voted him in and he's everything they hate. Oh, but at least he isn't racist.

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>>132390587
>implying
>>132390908
>Serve as conscript
>hurr durr Romanz and shiet
Dumb fucking burger don't fucking post if you don't follow conversation

>>132380816
He is attempting to speak to the Nouvelle Droit in dog whistles. Less than a week into this strategy and no one's buying it. Fuck you, we want an Apollonian, we want Vulcan. We're 20 year past any need for an avatar of Jupiter, if you haven't noticed, dipshit.

>>132391058
*enables jews in germany*
WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN JEWS WOULD DO JEWISH THINGS WTF?!
*spergs out*


*declares wars on the entire world ;-)TWICE*
*gets out of réparations both times because You ruined your own economy as well*
P-pay réparations for beating us savagely in two weeks time and not destroying our country or even attempting génocide on us, franszosen!

>>132381976
>more authoritarian than LePen
That's what I was thinking too
KEK, stupid normie frogs

>>132391519
Same
>mother votes for him in the second turn
>wtf I hate macron even though i did and still would vote for him!

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>>132380816
Robespierre create his own "religion" called the Cult of the Supreme Being. It was all of his own revolutionary purist BS.

One of the snapping points that lead to his death was after he created his own theatrical production at the Festival of the Supreme Being where Robespierre himself descended from the top of a paper mache mountain as God. For some people it was finally the realization that he went too far.

Pic related.

>>132385031
Pretty good campaign. Sorta a #DraftOurDaughters

>>132392056
i really don't understand why people dislike people with superiority complexes, i mean come on, if you are clearly superior to everyone else they should bow and if they don't i will force them to see the light

>>132390116
>load of bullshit
he profited from undecisiveness and splintering of his enemies while having the momentum of nationalism on his side
Napoleons history is at least 80% hagiographic

>>132384567
WINS FOR THE WIN GOD, SCOOPS FOR THE DESSERT!!!!

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>>132380816
I honestly think this man has autism, he is off the spectrum.
That's what you get when your are raised by women and marry your teacher, pure fucking autism.

>>132380816
Lol what the fuck, Frenchies - you voted for this.

>>132381767

Europe culture is founded on the Hellenic-Roman heritage, and specially countries who were part of the Roman Empire like you.

Both UK and France were Celtic countries. We both got invaded by the Roman Empire, the germanic tribes and the Vikings (and specially you for the two last invaders).
And remember that your capital, Lugdunum, was founded by Romans unlike us with the Parisii Celtic tribe. And remember your motto is in French. And remember you Anglos are germano-celtic mulattos governed by germanic royal families.

>>132390985
marry me norwaybot

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>>132392263
reject false idols

>>132386706
>LOL

Back to kikebook with you

Nero is massively surpassing my expectations. Play that fiddle boy!

"Im going to rule France like a Cuck, with my granny gf next to me while i pretend Im not gay"

>>132391736
What the fuck are you talking about?
Jewish emanicpation in France was 50 years before Germany. And our Jews fled to France to intrigate from there during the first half of the 19th century.

>*gets out of réparations both times because You ruined your own economy as well*
We paid our reparations for WW1. And we still are paying for WW2 with the Euro.

>P-pay réparations for beating us savagely in two weeks time and not destroying our country or even attempting génocide on us, franszosen!
>implying

Also, learn to greentext, newfag

>>132392273
Who didn't? 90% of being great is seeing, creating and using opportunities.

>>132390672
He worked for the Rothschilds. The only ones being trolled are people like you who go "XD MAYBE HE'S SECRETLY OURGUY"
He's going to destroy France and help destroy Europe as his masters command and he'll use his new powers to fuck anyone who tries to stop him.

>>132391716
Dog whistle politics is a shit meme to excuse liberal whining tbqh - if you'll notice, the candidate the republicans place up for running the presidency is always very right-of-center, Romneycare was the direct inspiration for Obamacare. Trump completely forfeited all "dog-whistles" and crushed the establishments of both parties.

>>132392263
same

That's some very pleb anti-elitist thinking. It probably comes naturally under (((democracy))).

>>132393592
>We paid our reparations for WW1
You retarded? Germans purposely tanked their banks to get better deals from the anglos- and it worked.

>we paid for ww2
Yeah with the money anglos donated You because they didnt want to lose the german market.

>>132380816
Did Jupiter marry an old hag who raped him as a wee lass?

this why france never wins

>Thus the trend of Macron surpassing Trump continues

True chaos for those who see it happening

>>132380816
>jealous of God-Emporer title given to Trump

Hey looks like Macron is nuts and this is going to be fun ridiculing him and tearing him down.

>>132394320
It was given to trump in the hopes he would actually become that, but Macron has flatly stated that his ideal idea of governing is akin to a roman god. Something were still waiting for Trump to act like.

Fight me faggot

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>mfw Macaroni just got a one way ticket to St. Helena

>>132394214
France did nothing but Win for 800 years. Gotta take a break at some point.

>>132385634
Not just center right, but also super authoritarian. My old normie right winger self would have been thrilled about a guy like Macron becoming the president (minus the authoritarian bit).

>>132393762
>He's going to destroy France
Is he our guy or is he /our FUCKING guy/?

>>132394632
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Years%27_War

>>132381894
Merkel is only into Urbans or turbans

>>132394914
When you put it that way, maybe you're right. He's our guy either way/

>>132380816
So does this mean he's not going to do anything but occasionally rape someone? Because that's what zeus/jupiter did.

>>132395142
kek

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He seems like a strong leader, what exactly is /Pol/s beef with him? That he opposed your precious Russian puppet who's a literal traitor and will end up in jail? Please, enlighten me.

>>132382614
That's pretty much what the media is saying about him.

>>132389561
most likely a distant relation tfqhfam

>>132380816
This guy may be cool in the year 2217 where the world is a dystopic diversity hell hold but he sure as shit is not now while there is a present that is worth saving.

>>132395142
>rapefugees attack a white woman
>"MOOOOOOOO"
>Macron charges in wearing a bull fursuit and rapes her first
>white birthrates skyrocket
>France is saved

>>132390406
Fucking this. And Trump will have to bring the peace. Glorious pottery, what a time-line.

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>>132380816
>Globalists notices meme presidents are successful now
>Try to create a left wing/globalist meme president to win the culture war
>Will fail horribly has left wing/globalists have no sense of humor whatsoever

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>>132381167
>No more baguette tower
This please

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>>132380816

Besides the inherently perceived hubris of comparing himself to the king of gods, I don't think his idea of governing necessarily is a bad one.

A side note, isn't the proper word 'Jovian' - not 'Jupiterian'?

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>>132380816
Jupiter is essentially the same god that Zeus was. Zeus is the son of Cronus or Saturn who's symbol is the sickle.

Saturn is also strongly linked to the symbol of the black cube which represents all main world religions, also linked to the hexagon storm on Saturns pole, which in regards to sacred geometry is the cube.

Saturn is Satan, Moloch (owl or bull) and or baphomet.

Interesting to note the throne of Zeus or the Pergamon Altar also known as the seat of satan is now rebuilt...in the Berlin museum.

>>132396523
Yeah Jovian is proper. Jupiterian is serious fucking uneducated pleb tier. Probably why they left it in quotes.

>>132396523
Who are you and what did you do with Finland?

>>132390905
macron name is (((emmanuel ))) and he worked for the(((Rothschilds))) so maybe he is jewish

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>>132380816
>Macron Declares He Will Govern Like a Roman God
He will suck refugee dick like a faggot.

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>>132380816

>shilled for into oblivion by globalist media
>turns out to be this weird guy with power issues

i pray for this world

>>132397308

We poured the blood of Christians onto their cross and made it our flag.

>>132397214

Honestly, though, from a communication perspective, it's the better move because besides people with an interest in the planet Jupiter or Roman mythology who would really know what 'Jovian' means?

>>132381572
He just didn't want to be seen crying on camera about Louis XVI

>>132386581
The minute of silence is for the French people. May they rest in peace.

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>>132382916
>>132397550

Is this BBC vernacular like based??? Teach me your nonwhite ways. BBC vernacular only!

>>132380816
Lmao wtf?? France youre fucked

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>>132392405
>>132397550
Truuu; no one has considered him being damaged goods

>>132397918
Macaroni is going to get the same fate as Nicky and Louis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huXNdLQt_bk

Who give a fuck about France ? We're an african muslim colony now. Let us die in peace please.

>>132395590
>what exactly is /Pol/s beef with him?

Rothschild

>>132389677
Third Empire when?

>>132398555
Eww, no.

France belongs to the race of Hugues Capet.

>>132389677
Vive l'empereur !

>>132389677
Oh fuck you

>>132380816
Did France literally get a power larper as their president?

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>>132397163
>Jupiter is essentially the same god that Zeus was. Zeus is the son of Cronus or Saturn who's symbol is the sickle.
>Saturn is also strongly linked to the symbol of the black cube which represents all main world religions, also linked to the hexagon storm on Saturns pole, which in regards to sacred geometry is the cube.

Don't forget pic related, this is said to date back to antediluvian times aka the reign of Saturn, before the flood the positions of the planets were different and Saturn was closer, making it visible in the sky as a crescent star. That is also why the symbol is found in the oldest cultures literally all over the world.

>>132381620
>control france with an iron but fair fist

>>132398819
Well, considering how every Empire goes, that means he'll inevitably have his shit pushed in and die an imprisoned failure.

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REMOVE JOVIAN

>>132380816
Maybe he'll be so cringe that the Rothchilds will consider not putting an unexperienced and egotistical cuck in power.

>>132380816
>jupiter
>dignified
dude turned into a swan to fuck a chick

The Rebbit invasion and summer ruined /pol/
Holyshit /pol/ became literally cancer, full of meme lords

fuck this gay board, it's dead

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Discord, Slack and the Goddess Eris

>>132381298
Caligula was either the most powerful shit-talking troll or the maddest ruler in Rome depending on who stories you read

>>132380816
Lol and le pen was the hitler.

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>>132399250
>>jupiter
>>dignified
>dude turned into a swan to fuck a chick

swans are pretty fucking dignified, dude

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>>132380816
>his thought process was “too complex” for journalists to understand.
>tfw to intelligent to explain yourself properly

>>132380816
dead?

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>>132380816
fucking LARPER REEE
> Muh try Trump tier autism as a leftist

>hire guy with Oedipus complex
>turns out hes a narcissist who thinks hes a Roman god

Top laff

>>132395142
lol

>>132385031
This

>>132385798
hes literally doing what erdogan did and people love him for it here but hate erdogan when he does it

>>132380816
This guy is creepy aa fuck

I bet hes a deranged megalomaniaal psycho with delusions lf grandeur

>>132397693
Yeah I thought the same thing, imagine thats why they or he said it that way. Still, its fucking cringe-worthy lowest common denominator destruction of language. Fuck that shit.

>>132399061
That's an empire I can accept then

>>132380816
>French president Emmanuel Macron has declared he will govern France like Jupiter, the Roman king of the god
And this is why France will become a Muslim country. France has turned their back on God and the one true Faith, Catholicism. It started with the French Revolution and when they killed King Louis, who was of the original King David bloodline and thus ordained by God to rule. France was a great Catholic country and prospered. But when France turned their back on God, they set their fate. Now with Macron mocking God, France will suffer even more until she is no longer France.

>>132380816
Top kek what the fuck did the bankers do to this guy.

>>132390535
When I pointed out he was making the freemason symbol in another thread people said I was retarded.

>>132400747
>who was of the original King David bloodline

Wut?

You're talking to a guy who backs AF, and I've never heard of that legitmately ever stated before.

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>>132380816
He looks and acts as if he's in some super hero comic that's setting him up as the villain.

The next thing you know, the new French revolution will be started by some vigilante in pajamas.

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>french didn't want a right-wing president
>they get a manlet with a literal god complex instead

>>132389397
He was a collaborator with the Germans while real French nationalists like de Gaulle fought in the resistance. Just because he was a war hero doesn't stop the fact that he helped sell out his country to invaders and allowed the authority over the country to be subjugated to another.

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>>132381167
FPBP

>>132400864
They're reddit retards in for the summer that don't know how insidious Masonry is, especially in France.

>>132400774
Not the bankers. His pedophile wife sexually assaulting him when he was so young, and their likely parasitic relationship causes mental illness

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>>132383253
tfw too complex to answer questions

>>132400966

Oh shoot, get a load of that fruit
In thigh-high boots, red tighty-whities and blue cat suit
Even the rats know it’s tacky
'You ever see me slippin' like that bitch, just smack me'
Posin' chest out, legs open, couldn’t stand worse
All that was missin' was a bandana and a man purse
Cryin', dyin', laughin' til glands burst
Faster than a speeding glass, bleeding-ass ran first
Fixin' baby hair, messed up wavy curl
Under the cape the back of the S say baby girl

>>132401052
>de Gaulle fought in the resistance
lel

>>132400939
>You're talking to a guy who backs AF
What is AF?

Louis XVI was the last king of France and from my readings and research, he was of the King David bloodline. And the King David bloodline is Jesus' bloodline, and thus, Kings from that bloodline were ordained by God to rule.

When the French Revolution happened, they turned their back on their Catholic heritage and thus on God. And they murdered King Louis, whom I have read was innocent.

>>132400747
if France become a muslim country, it's because our last governements let millions of muslims come here in the last 40 years, nothing to do with catholicism

>>132401156
The world of jewry control is nightmarish desu.

>>132380816
What an edgelord

>>132382685
We said that about Trump, he didn't say it about himself. This is the complete opposite situation. Trump could be considered extremely humble by comparison.

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>>132383859
Kek, leftards head would explode and the screams for IMPEACHMENT would be heard in fucking Alpha Centauri.

>>132391262
He's actually Catholic even though his parents are non-religious.

>>132401396
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_Fran%C3%A7aise

They were the biggest royalist movement ever since the 3rd Republic.

And Louis XVI wasn't the last king either, his brothers succeeded him during the Restoration. Then his cousin Louis-Philippe ruled until 1848 after Charles X was toppled.

Now it's split between the Spanish Bourbons and the Orleans branch of Louis-Philippe.

>>132395590
we like russia though. no russian ever flooded my country with pakis.

>>132401344
He did. Just because there were different, disagreeing factions in the French resistance doesn't mean they weren't resistance.

>>132401445
>nothing to do with catholicism
It is that blindness that will continue to destroy your country. God gives you the rulers you deserve. If your government let in all the Muslims, that is because you French people turned your back on God and your great Catholic heritage. And then you continued to do so as your government flooded your country with outsiders, who are violent and want nothing to do with you or your heritage. And you all do nothing. You elected a pansy, Macron. And you still do nothing as the violence against France and your people escalates. Now you deny it has anything to do with God.

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I'm eager to see what his wife looks like by the end of his term.

>>132401708
Not sure what to make of this. I will need to do more research.

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>>132380816
>Macron Declares He Will Govern Like a Roman God

>>132402085
Pissing about in London doesn't really count as fighting

>>132395590
>seems
He's a cuck trying to posture for the French media. The dog that barks but will not bite

>>132401396
>And they murdered King Louis, whom I have read was innocent.
He played an integral part in the class division and corruption of the French society. His last pathetic attempt to redeem himself failed when he called the Estates General and did absolutely nothing. That doing nothing caused the civil war

The guillotine wasn't enough

>>132380816
This cant be true, but its way too funny not to be true. This is the timeline for me.

You can't get too imperial in France.

The people literally chased De Gaulle out of the country in '68

If you try to do anything too grand, they all go on strike and shut the country down. It's the French way.

>>132402260
You americans are obsessed with God even with your protestant bullshit

I was raised as a catholic, going to the church every wednesday and sunday learning the catholic faith as a child

it didn't bring me anything and the people trying to save our race here are not catholics

>>132402827

You just need to pray harder and wealth and fame will be yours.

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>>132381620

>>132399282
8ch can be a little annoying with the Nazi larping but the mods actually clear out shitposting pretty consistently. It's also much slower than here

>>132402827
>the people trying to save our race here are not catholics
Don't know anything about that but I do know that every time I see a video of one of the magnificent Gothic Cathedrals being destroyed, a group of Catholics is on their knees praying the rosary, and no one else is in site.

>You americans are obsessed with God
Not true. America has become very Jewish and very Atheist, quite sad. Much of our Christian heritage has been, and is being, destroyed.

>>132402570
Generals often don't go directly to the battlefield, especially when they're the highest general and need to coordinate all military operations. He still contributed towards the effort and commanded the Free French Army.

>>132400416
>I bet hes a deranged megalomaniaal psycho with delusions lf grandeur

well he's French, that's pretty much standard over there, but I agree this is somewhat alarming combined with his Rothschild ties and Merkel 2.0 politics

>>132402650
>He played an integral part in the class division and corruption of the French society.
Never heard this. I appreciate this information, I will need to do more research on my own.

>>132402570
He got fired at off Dakar by the only french battleship firing in anger at anything in WW2 so that's something

>>132380816
Fucking larpers i swear.

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>>132380816
So what's wrong with Macron anyways

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>lol, look how insane and megalomaniac Trump is, he compared himself to Reagan and Lincoln

>>132394087
Your understanding of history is less than subpar

>>We paid our reparations for WW1
>You retarded?
We paid out last tranche in 2010, I think.

>Yeah with the money anglos donated You because they didnt want to lose the german market.
If you're alluding to the Marshall plan then you need to look that up sometimes. We got almost nothing, esp. compared to other Euorpean countries. And we paid most of it back too. I think we would be in the same position today without the Marshall plan.
The amount of money we pay to other EU countries is a huge fuckton more than the Marshall plan. It's manifold that.

It's only fair that we should rule the EU in exchange for that enormous amount of money we sink into it.

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>>132380816
I don't remember Jupiter fucking his grandmother

>>132403529
Never have I wanted to see a beheading more than in this gif

>>132395590
I need definitive facts on Macron. I'm a burger so I know nothing about this guy.

>>132403666
rothschild's goy, campaigned by taking absolutely no hard stances on anything, roleplaying as the common ground/deal making guy

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>"hon hon hon ze americans zey elected a bigot dictatoh! Now let's all vote for ze guy who looks like ay james bond character and saiz he wantz to be Jupiter."

You're called the trash continent for a reason, Europe.

>>132400747
This so much. Nail on the head, brother! And it was foretold as such. What is on the horizon according to traditional catholic prophecy for France is total civil war that will plunge the country deep into chaos and anarchy (rest of Europe will suffer that as well btw). But from there will arise a strong man who will turn France back into a catholic monarchy and rule with an iron fist, and impose this on the equally suffering neighbouring countries.

If you want to read up on these prophecies, I suggest to go to jewtube and look up the account of tradcatknight, he has a very good collection of prophecies over the last 15 centuries.

>>132381737
>antichrist
Glad someone else thought this.

>>132381167
Blowing up the eiffel tower would be an actual wakeup call for the EU.
That piece of metal has been part of all of us EU cucks for ever now, i actually think even the lib cucks would be mad as fuck.

>>132403807
What constitutes a "hard stance" to you? Soldiers on the streets? Secret police?

Fuck your noise.

>>132404113
you mean things we already have right now ?

>>132384652
Heheh nice one Fritz

>>132401396
>>132402650
Also may I add to
>When the French Revolution happened, they turned their back on their Catholic heritage and thus on God

They turned their back on the corrupt Clergy estate, not religion. Religion suffered because of the Clergy as a result. The exact same thing can be observed in the Soviet Union which went full atheist - the Orthodox church knew that their corruption was about to be purged by the non-imperial government (as they were pretty much the exact same thing as the Clergy estate in France) so they sided against the communists. That then lead to their actual full-scale purge and mass killing once the commies won. I don't think that it was the intent of the original revolution to purge religion to the extent that they did later on, an extent that the church itself is responsible for

>>132403253
>Never heard this.
Since we're speaking about the French Revolution, here's another fun fact that almost no one knows: Communism is an extension to the French Revolution and the class division you hear so much in it is not supposed to be rich vs poor as modern teenager commies tend to claim, it's people vs estates (you can classify an estate as a class of people with a higher privilege than the rest, who gather together and blackmail the government constantly into becoming corrupt and extending their privileges further).
A very excellent example of a modern estate is the IT sector of the US, who managed to suck on the state's titties to such an extent that stuff like copyright laws unironically exists in our world, and are actively and efficiently enforced by the state for the benefit of the IT. Moreover, they tried to go even further and push stuff like SOPA, PIPA and so on.

To add a cherry on top of all of this, the IT sector is worth about a third of the GDP of the US. I will repeat that again - the IT sector is worth more than all of your banks combined. That's just one modern estate as an example that is similar to the French ones.

>>132404113

I think he announced today the date at which the martial law would cease to be in effect so it seems he is going to do the reverse.

>>132404229
>the exponential function

>>132404363
A retrograde progressive! Who knows, with less freedom we finally might get someplace!

>>132382685
>Mountain Schnitzel acts cool on a Swedish queer physics studying board

I live in New P**island but at least the P**I'd aren't mass raping people in our capital city, can you say the same??

The hills are alive with the sounds of N**ggers and P**it's trying to rape more Austrians, will you let them in??

>>132382685
>he isnt open borders
>proud globalist

Are you actually fucking retarded? Or just leftist?

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>>132381530
What you looking at smoothskin!!

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Wait, so you're telling me that someone who faced half a decade of illegal sexual abuse is weird and has a lot of unresolved issues that manifest as troubling complexes? You're blowing my mind here.

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>>132404717
The human condition merely consists of rape, slavery and ritual execution

>>132403909
It is great to have another Anon who knows that of which I speak. Yes, I have been doing research on the Great Catholic King to come, and am happy to see another Anon is also informed.

May I ask, Anon, who foretold the information to you? And can you share anything else?

Here is a great video on it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxVGkaHAzwY

>>132403909
> The Grand Monarch prophecy

Glad I'm not the only one familiar with is. Some Capetian named Henri is going to take out the trash.

>>132397693
>Honestly, though, from a communication perspective, it's the better move because besides people with an interest in the planet Jupiter or Roman mythology ...
>panding to plebs
Not. Even. Once.

>>132399250
Shouldn't that fit in quite well in Nippon land?

>>132402320
Cliff-notes version is Louis XVIII reigned after Napoleon, was Louis XVI's brother. He died childless from gangrene and their kid brother Charles X ruled, but was overthrown in 1830 for being too counterrevolutionary.

Since Charles and his surviving son Louis abdicated, and the next heir was Henri was a child, the revolutionaries rallied to Louis-Philippe the Duc of Orleans, who tried to rule as a Constitutional Monarch but got deposed in 1848 by socialists.

The Orleans family survives to this day with the Comte de Paris, but Henri died childless and traditionalists back the Spanish Bourbons since Louis-Philippe's father voted to execute Louis XVI in the National Assembly.