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Seems the right day for it.
Why are Americans so stupid with fireworks, when they can get them? They always seem to be trying to insert them in orifices or setting them off whilst holding them.
Why are they illegal or prohibited in so many places in the land of the free? They're completely legal in our nanny state.
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>>132368915
They're illegal here because of fire danger. The county is like 95% dry grass, so any retard with a lighter and some shitty firecrackers could set off a fire that would wipe out most of the area.
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It's the same as firearms.
You only see/hear about them when someone does something stupid with them.
They are perfectly legal where I live.
I guess the states that ban them are just pussies?
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>>132369478
>preventing wildfires = being a pussy
idiot
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>>132369829
Fair enough.
I guess the other states are just FUCKING RETARDED.
Who lights fireworks around a wooded area? A retard, that's who.
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>>132369094
Partially this, but it's still gay
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>>132370098
>Not going innawoods Ohio for your bootleg fireworks display at the annual family incest reunion
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