Imagine if Europoors had an independence day?

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>>132368608
Time for some fireworks, lads.

pathetic thread from a pathetic """nation"""

sage

>>132368991
;_;

>>132368727
Comfy life anon, you made it

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>this thread
>your wife
>your wife's son
>your """food"""
>your """beer"""
>your house
>your life
Into the trash.

>>132369579
ahahaha
>germany
How's the migrant cuckoldry treating you?

>>132369579
A house by a river is pretty nice desu.

Your son isn't fat so at least you're doing something right.

i wanted to celebrate the anniversary of brexit but my family are liberals and got upset

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>>132368608
>fatty wife
Other than that living the dream op

>>132369806
That's no fucking river. That's some smelly pond. They probably shit in there because they have functioning plumbing.

>>132369806
It's actually an artificial pond in our backyard :^)

>>132370124
For what purpose?

>>132370124
Coy pond?

>>132370261
He could stock it with trout.

>OP is someone's father

>>132370431
>He could stock it with trout.
But does he?

>>132370515
We'll have to wait and see.

>>132368608
/comfy/. Grilling and drinking for you today burgerbros.

>>132370261
I dunno sometimes we take a john boat out to fuck around.
I just made this thread to point out how awesome America is and party on Burgers!

>>132368608
>that food
>fat wife
>still feeds that crap to his kid
great dad

>>132370299
Shy lake.

>>132368608
>Why even live if ur not in America?
Honestly I don't know what keeps me alive in the socialist states of europe.
Oh wait even suicide is illegal in the gulag.

>>132368608
The surroundings seem comfy as fuck, enjoy your independence day, anon!

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>>132368608

>"Europoors" are one country

>>132369053
stop treating your wife like a trash sort yourself out clean your room venerate your father

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>>132370659
>taking a boat out to a pond

>>132370902
Thanks to you, French Bro!

Ok I'm out. Enjoy the 4th fellow burgers and french fries!

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>>132368608
You americans are pathetic, and this comes from a 3rd world shitholer. You eat burger on your holiday?
That's your wife? You project your country's "greatness" on you?
Give me a brake

> Imagine if Europoors had an independence day?
But we already are independant, we would need to be dependant first to become independant again.

>>132371250
At least he can eat burgers and die from an heart attack at 35.
He has the choice what he wants to eat while the EU is working on banning energy drinks, because muh health.

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>>132371250
Stay jealous.

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>im american civic nationalist

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>Imagine if Europoors had an independence day?


We have, its on 17th of may, its actually to celebrate our constitution though, and its a far bigger celebration than the american 4th of july and a far great display of nationalism.

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>>132368608
You ain't lived none til you had da bratburgers from Miesfelds. And you got Leinies? Ok den, Go Pack go!

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>>132371250
Here ya go you fucking gyp.

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>>132368608
>his country only has one independence day

>>132369579
He has a personal lake, that is pretty chill. It also seems to be quite rural, which is chill. He is also doing more to save the white race than your cucked life.

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>>132371426
>At least he can eat burgers and die from an heart attack at 35.
>He has the choice what he wants to eat while the EU is working on banning energy drinks, because muh health.
and this come's from a man with fascist flag.
do you even catch the irony here, or you need help?

>>132370011
Some of us live the thic life.

Good going OP, have a good one.

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>>132371517
Appropriate

>>132371732
No I think degenerates should sort them out with their own lifestyle, nothing wrong with it.

>>132371688
>his country has been conquered so many times he needs more than one revolutionary war

>>132371002
>"Europoors" are one country
Right, they live in Eurotrashia, with their capital @ Londinistan.

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>>132371527
shut up norway no one likes you.

>>132368727
>Fireworks in the middle of the day
You're like my neighbors, you spend all this money to shoot a firework you can't even see into the air because you can't wait a whole three more hours.

>>132368608
>300
We spent a little over 1k this year, and nearly that on ammo as well.

>>132368608
>yearly reminder that the vast majority of americans can't trace their heritage back to the formation of the country

spics, niggers and paddies, the lot of you

>>132371250
Moldova. There is a country in the world called Moldova. I wonder why...

>>132372030
t.flyover
literally kill yourself american parasite

American patriots are the worst degenerate scum on this planet.

>>132372286
Do you guys celebrate the fall of the Soviet Union? You should...I do.

>>132368608
>my kid
you mean your wife's son

>>132372496
Yes we do and we have right to do this unlike you 21st century jews.

>>132371981
>his country won against a bunch of kids that had to sail across the Atlantic ocean

>dat feel when all the lib shit on my facebook is drowned out by good ole patriotism

What a great thing to see for once

Europoors dont realize national averages are totally worthless in the US due to its size and population. Most of us live like kings. Or at least barons.

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>>132371981
>his country was conquered by 1 shot

>>132371452

Some nations film "Moon landings" in a studio with a shit camera and pretend they've been to the Moon, more like.

>>132372924
Don't lie to yourself. Kings at least had decent education most of americans are creatures that are no different than a livestock.

>>132371250
How's the town rapist?

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>>132373004

>>132371586
Glad someone caught that....yard buildings suggest Norwegian Fibs somewhere in Door County....Table and chair combo is definitely Fleet Farm....fatwife with mosquito-bit tits and albino kid is also a definite Wisconsin trait

Leinies suxs

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>>132373308
Let's Play a Game! Can you find Russia on this graph? Neither can I!!!

USA

>>132368608
>has no military parades
Well I hope you happy with that cuckshed in background.

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>>132373383
>MUH COMMIES
*farts*
>FUGEN LIBERALS
*eats lard*

>>132373564
MUH F35
*sells it to Israel*
GREATEST PLANE IN THE WORLD
*Israel sells it to China*

>>132373576
We have military parades every time there is a riot, why waste tax dollars on flaunting a weapon. Militaries are a weapon, not a showpiece.

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>>132373630
I've noticed they are celebrating Black Friday with way more enthusiasm

>>132373793
> why waste tax dollars on flaunting a weapon
Because parades are fun.

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>>132368608
>implying your the only one that fought Britain and won their independence

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>>132373793
>Militaries are a weapon, not a showpiece.
>makes worst weapon you can possibly imagine

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>>132373770
Why would Israel sell arms to China?

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>>132373630
Not to defend the burger, but salo is literally lard

>>132373965
>Why would Israel sell arms to China?
>ISRAEL MY GREATEST ALLY CAN'T DO THAT
The most pathetic thing you can see is american defending israel

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>mfw my wifes fat sisters come over to swim and their titties pop out on the 4th

>>132373971
Salo isn't really popular here

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Fuck eurotrash

>>132368727
>swimming in my pool
and its a pond
redneck confirmed

>>132373630
don't bully yanks too much or he will start crying again

>>132373971
dude, thats looks great

>>132368608

OldMidwestFagHere

I also own acreage (about 50 acres) and have a large pool, 1.5 acre pond, a river that runs to Lake Erie (which runs into the ocean) goes across my land, plus a boat, motorcycle, and canvas tents (not one for motorhomes) for camping, and just like OP I am spending the day with my wife and kids (and you faggots for a few minutes) enjoying a cookout and drinking beer. We'll let off fireworks later (most are store bought, but a few -oxy/acetylene balloon bombs- I make myself) and celebrate living in the best Country in the World.
Peace
Love
and you Haters can FUCK OFF.

HAPPY 4TH

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>>132373885
Modern american culture is created from two components- eating & spending money (usually on credit).
There's a lot more of these things during black friday, so no wonder they're more enthusiastic about that shopping spree.

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>>132373942

>Europe has Independence

>>132368608
Are those burgers or meatloaves and why for the love of god did you slather them in ketchup, you are a disgrace, sir.

>>132374099
Why would we want to hand our military bases in Israel over to the smelly mussies? Plus if Syria Attacks the heights Israel will destroy Damascus within two weeks.

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>>132374207
>dude, thats looks great
and it tastes really good, especially with good flavors and good alcohol

>>132370011
>sitting here thinking about smashing my face into those titties

Why even live

>>132368608
I'm eating vegan jambalaya then going to work for five hours. Then when I get home I'll eat then go to bed because I have to work at 3am tomorrow

The BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR

>>132374273
>It took 50 years for amerilards to create barely reliable piece of shit

>>132374485
>he thinks that pic isn't true
Food is third best thing to sell. And kikes own everything.

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Russians support(control) Assad who likes to open fire on peaceful riots, and kidnap people and hold them without trial or conviction. Assad got bum-fucked by the early FSA(Pre-Al Nusra) and cried to Iran and Russia. Russia smelling a tasty place to put a few military bases decides to pour money into a corrupt Assad regime.

>>132368608
4beers??? Omfg, I wish I could have 4 beers! You are so lucky!

>>132368608
>Fought a bloody war to "Free" Themselves from The British rule
> Becomes Ultra-Kikes.
>Muh Freedom
Look at you, you still aren't "Free" as the rest of us.

>>132374204
No faggot the pond is in my backyard the pool is in my side yard.
Time to fire up some fireworks tanks and mortars.

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>>132374264

>>132374860
And whatyou're going to do smelly burger?
Destroy assad? Ha ha ha

>>132373971

you called

>>132374810
>muh m14
>muh m1
>muh browning
>muh A10
>muh F22

You fuckers still fly thos mig'gets around?

>>132374264
I am on 42 acres and I only make like 50k a year.

>>132368608
I wish I lived in America and owned a huge house and land and yet I'm here stuck in a 80m2 flat with my parents.

I hope you have a good day OP.

>>132375108
Nah, just take a chunk of Syria, and let the Turks and the Russians waste their money fighting terrorists.

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I'll forget your bait OP because i like america. Happy independence day to you. Finns and americans have something in common. We have a similiar history fighting against foreign oppressive regime to gain our independence.

>>132375214
Thank you Spaniard. I hope that someday your governments will allow hard working people like us to get what we deserve. Peace.

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>>132371250
>You eat burger on your holiday?
>Implying this insults us.

>>132375295
>Nah, just take a chunk of Syria
Well you won't
FSA will be destroyed by evil opressive assad regime soon

>>132375356
What oppressive regimes have the US fought since their war of independence? If anything, they've been the oppressor in every conflict they were engaged in.

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>>132368608
You call that fat cow a wife?

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>>132368608
You could be a Britserf baby killer. & fap to the idea of telling parents their kid has to die to appease your NHS god.

Personally, I think they should be enslaved.

>>132375545
Is that of pic of ISIS's airforce?

>>132368608
European nations will eventually add an Enslavement Day holiday where they celebrate their complete submission to islam.

>>132375202
Awesome.

Do yourself a favor: whatever improvements you make to the property try your best to keep it on the down-low and never let The Man know if possible. My property is worth 50% more than the current property assesment, and since that's what they use to figure out how much property tax to nail you with, I have saved myself +$1000's over the years.

>>132375214
and the same to you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgWTM4TN_24

>>132368608
That looks pretty comfy

>initially laugh at OPs fat wife
>realize his son is white and blond haired, probably blue eyed
>my hot skinny chink wife will NEVER give me this

why even live?

>>132368608
>take photos of innocent family enjoying some food
>call them fat
>complain about spending money
>blur out faces cause u know its guilty

What a COMPLETE piece of utter shit. You are scum. Whether u are a troll or not, the fact u get your kicks out of depreciating some innocent white family enjoying liesure time, makes you a piece of shit scumbag.

Getting 93 replies on a political board is what gets me. What kind of discussion could this shit even build up?

"yea op your wife is fat, but like fuck the marxists and shit"

DERRRRRPPPPPPP

Kike Troll or White mentally unwell scumbag is OP

>>132373630
why are liberal memes so bad?

also

>russian flag

bad proxy faggot

>>132376296
>realize his son is white and blond haired, probably blue eyed
Blond haired kids like this tend to turn brown haired by 20. Also he's american so he isn't white.

>>132376296
>>my hot skinny chink wife will NEVER give me this
>why even live?

You know what you have to do

dump_current_wife.webm
AryanGoddessPursuit.exe
cumdump.gif
Happily_Ever_After.mp4

>>132368608
June 23rd.

>>132375685
I was talking about the war of their independence and how it's similiar to my countrys war of independence.

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>>132376591
>bad proxy faggot
Europe is our greatest ally even if they attacked us many times, this is what europeans do to each other. America on the other hand is just evil empire that destroyed progress by consumerism.

>>132376528
give him a lil slack bro, hes probably just drunk and wants to shitpost a little. Perhaps i agree with your sentiment that its an "off topic" post. but who cares? people are replying and shiet. Lighten up bro.

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>black history month

>>132374810
The entire m16 being unreliable came from the government cheapie out on ammo and using the wrong powder type in early vietnam days. After that the m16 and m4 has had no problems with reliability