/esp/ Spain General - 4th of July Edition

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>>132366148
Also join us in the /esp/ Discord!
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>VIP:
>Catholic Netherlands

Thanks friendo.

What's the most conservative bigger city of Spain? Sevilla? Madrid?

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>>132366529
>conservative
>spain
that's a good one joke

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>>132366529
Seville here, it's not really conservative but it's less liberal than Madrid and Barcelona. I've heard Santander is alright though.

>>132366529
Valladolid

I went last year for a small Spain/Portugal tour, and accidently ate pork.
I guess I'm getting beheaded now.

>>132366906
When I was I child I recall we forced a muslim boy to eat pork.

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>>132366906
Not even muslims can resist the power of jamón.

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>>132366820
sevilla is a moorish shithole, as is all of andalucia
>>132366906
why? you can always appeal to a superior authority, I’ve heard that the king of morocco is quite open to give amnesty to those who are extra loyal to him *winks eye

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JUST

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>>132367303
DELETE THIS

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>>132367436
Enjoy those shitskins and Asian hyper manlets.

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>>132367436
>be the US
>betray Spain

>>132367436
I don't think less of Spaniards for losing against Nuno Álvares Pereira, the men was a god of war and a literal Saint

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>>132367436
rely makes your kingdom thonk, doesn’t it?

Tell me Spainbros, are you lazy cunts finally gonna stop experimenting with the socialismo meme and finally get shit done?

>>132367994
There's no right-wing (non-meme) parties in Spain, so no.

>primer día de trabajo
Feels good man

>>132368178
What job did you get?

>>132367980
>*Creates a colonial war which leads to a dictatorial coup, second republic, civil war and a 40 year long dictatorship*
Nothinn personell kidd

>>132368244
Enchufado de "delineante" en la fábrica donde trabaja mi padre
Básicamente fue "mi chaval va ha empezar la carrera de ingeniería este año y sabe manejar el 3D"
Es sólo un mes, media jornada y sin sueldo establecido pero por algo se empieza

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HEY ANGLO, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THIS WORDS BEFORE? GO BEYOND! PLUS ULTRA!

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>>132368668
Good luck then anon, the princess also wishes you luck.

>>132368244
Voy visitar sevilla manana
Any tips?

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>tfw never worked before

who else /neet/ here

>>132368954
Beware of gyppos, always watch your wallet.

>>132368954
When you hear people speaking too fast don't trust them
Use this basic rule and you will be ok

>>132368954
Don't go to the Plaza de España tomorrow, some of you are alright.
But seriously, bring fresh clothes and make sure your hotel room is air-conditioned, also when visiting the more touristic areas (there's horses) watch out for the horse shit. And beware the gypsies.

>>132369104
Right here buddy

24 never had a job in my life

>>132368342
>lose your colonies
>lose your throne
>second republic starts
>support a civil war from which Spain will never recover
>support Franco
>all monarchists die in strange circumstances (OY VEY) and only Franco remains
>Franco feels comfy as dictator and decides to not restore your throne
>the dictatorship was horrible and now Spain hates anything right winged so the major parties are a bunch of memes all of them being pro-EU pro-Refugees and where your ‘’conservative party’’ decides that islam should be teached in schools and make ramadan a holiday for mudslims
nothin personel s-pain

>>132369173
But all Spaniards speak fast lol

>>132369528
don't listen to that goy, just we aware that sevilla is full of gypsies, these are the ones that cause more troubles

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>>132369290

well done mate, hopefully I won't be forced to work to survive for a few years more

I'll try to invest in stocks as soon as I can

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>>132369528
it´s our language man, how are we supposed to speak it, slowly, as in des-pa-cito?

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>>132366148
Remember Pensacola

I'M BEHIND THE PLAZA DE TOROS COME HERE PLEASE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00UoayvLoOZ

>>132370023
Did you get stabbed in the throat by Zapatero?

>>132369952
Which battle, cause there were about ten of them there including one in the Civil War.

>>132370675

The one that matters the most on this day you autist.

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>>132367436
>Siege of Baler
One of the greatest heroic deeds in military history.

>>132369528
all spaniard that i've heard talk a bit slow, but all gypsies that I've seen on the street that VERY slow

>>132370675
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Pensacola

>>132371098
talk* VERY slow

>>132370913
What's your opinion on the new movie about it? I thought it was extremely well done.

>>132371098
>"Parece que los gitanos y gitanas solamente nacieron en el mundo para ser ladrones: nacen de padres ladrones, críanse con ladrones, estudian para ladrones y, finalmente, salen con ser ladrones corrientes y molientes a todo ruedo; y la gana del hurtar y el hurtar son en ellos como acidentes inseparables, que no se quitan sino con la muerte."
>Cervantes

The only word a gypsy can say faster than an actual human is "gib"

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>>132371539
And "payo"
>>132366148
Everyone, remember to join the Discord: >>132366342

>>132371410
I refused to watch it. I heard the cast and director opinion on the history they were making and it was wrong at many levels. Just marxist interpretation of history.

>>132371410
Extremely antispaniard you mean.

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Hirohito hirohito sé buen chinito y déjame poner el discordito

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>>132367436
>mfw winning the war against heart diseases

Bump for the sake of god Santiago y cierra España

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>>132369952
Pensacola is comfy af, pic related is my view out the window

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>>132373765
Looks gr8, m8