// HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA //

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M2rTafbQepg

THANK YOU USA
YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND

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>>132350297
WHEN THE GREENIES MAKE US STOP BURNING COAL AND OIL WE'RE GOING TO FIRE UP THE LEAF INCINERATORS AND SHOAH YOUR ASS

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Call me burger, I don't give a fuck. I'm going to eat as many as I can today just to spite you. You'll never be a red white and blue blooded, born American, a true moon dust child only the Western Hemisphere could produce. You insignificant "Youre a Peon"s will never know the true bliss of waking up to a big tittied fat girl on the fourth, getting head, then piling into the SUV for my breakfast burger at Carl's Jr. and double grande mocha caramel Frapp. Boom! I just ate more calories for breakfast than your wooden shoe wearing grandpa ate in a week. How you like that, failed monarchist? I'm going to shoot my gun in time with Sousa marches all fucking day (synchronized with the cymbals, of course) then blast Van Halen over the phone to random Brits and tell them to bin themselves.

>>132350716
>be patriotic for Independence Day
>get told you're gonna be shoahed
Guess what, I hate burgers

>>132350822
Fornication is a sin

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>>132350822
Euro poors absolutely blown the fuck out

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>>132350148
honorary burger checking in

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>>132350822
Oke, burger.

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WE ROOOOCK!

>>132350822
*starts a slow clap*


I wish we could have the real america back where you do all the things you just said but without being surrounded by spics and niggers while the kikes are running your country


1776 will commence

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I have a proposition:

America and Britain should both jointly celebrate July 4th, Independence Day to show their friendship, understanding, shared history, and solidarity in how far they've come over the centuries.

Brexit occured in late June 2016, very close to July 4th. I think that due to proximity, it could work.

Also, in order to keep our momentum going, people need to understand that Britain was merely escaping the tyranny of the authoritarian EU bureaucracy, fighting for its own independence. It seems like a missed opportunity for America to let this pass by, and only celebrate their own independence. Independence day should be a celebration of freedom the world round, and so the British need to be encouraged and know that they have allies that will back them up in their quest for freedom.

What do you say? Can we meme this into a shared holiday to accelerate the downfall of the tyrannical EU?

>>132351437
Fuck off with that gay shit.

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Hurrah, hurrah, for America!

American revolution was a mistake

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>>132351223
based slovak

>>132351535
It was one of the greatest successes in modern history.

What else do you have on your record? Rhodesia? Canada? The Falklands?

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I'm grateful to live in such a place in such a time as this.

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>>132351437
I think Japan and South Korea should celebrate some things together.

>>132351635
londons first muslim mayor and state enforced child murder

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>>132351531
>tfw this is an actual picture.

>>132350148
Happy Birthday U.S.A.!
We love you guys

>>132350148
Fuck Brits day :DDDD xDdd

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FUCK England

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>>132350148
From another independence thread today

>>132351022
But if you burn your enemies; they win!

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Yeah good job destroying the greatest white empire that ever existed to be slaves to the jew instead and have your colony filled with mexicans and niggers

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>>132352059
Hmm, did you put too much salt on your krumpets today?

>>132352059
>the british empire didn't literally create israel and then try to justify it

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>>132351881
nice

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Happy Independence Day America!

Happy birthday you fat poofter cunts!

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Enjoy your (((republic))) yanklets

>>132351702
kek

>>132351892
That's what you guys said when we beat your asses in the war of 1812

>>132352296
Thanks, outlaws!

>be american
>wake up in the home of the free
>20 million dollar college debt, A+ in all diversity, rape culture and privilege classes. still unemployed...
>house is made of thicker, reinforced cardboard this time, since the last one just flew away in a hurricane like the rest of my cardboard town
>look out of the window, sky is blackened out by drones. Neighbor is struck by a cruise missile
>drink diet corn syrup out of a Jerrycan, because glasses or bottles are signs of european high-handedness
>grab the shotguns and lift fat ass into a huge V8 Truck
>drive down a straight road with cruise control set to 60mph for a thousand miles. All houses look exactly the same
>accidentaly accelerate to 61mph
>get pulled over and harrased by a 16 year old illiterate cop who just finished his 6-week training at police school after dropping out high school
>butthole gets examined
>endless straight road ends at 1000 square miles large mall
>buy more jerrycans of genetic engineered corn syrup
>drive home, stop at RAM tent to get teeth fixed and grab a new pair of 2nd hand charity glasses
>slowly drive down another endless straight road, get harrassed by a 600lb cop
>more drones follow your truck
>attend Glenn Beck rally to scream about how Obama is a muslim atheist communist nazi
>Glenn Beck rally is cancelled because of praying Muslims in front of the capitol
>drive back home, more harrasment by unskilled cops
>arrive at front yard, sherriff arrives in black helicopter with a Distraint notice
>try to grab shotguns, suddenly drones everywhere
>grab tent, drive endless straight road to internet cafe. More harrasment and butthole searchings
>go to 4chan, talk about my freedom, wealth and how jelly europoors are
>choose words wisely, because the FBI is monitoring everything
>Sleep in tent crying, because I know those poor souls won't ever experience what it's like to be as free as I am
>14 year old cop enters my tent to butt-search me one last time. More drones videotape the action

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>>132352465
>>132352361
All this commonwealth butthurt

>>132352465
In the War of 1812, the United States took on the greatest naval power in the world, Great Britain, in a conflict that would have an immense impact on the young country’s future. Causes of the war included British attempts to restrict U.S. trade, the Royal Navy’s impressment of American seamen and America’s desire to expand its territory. The United States suffered many costly defeats at the hands of British, Canadian and Native American troops over the course of the War of 1812, including the capture and burning of the nation’s capital, Washington, D.C., in August 1814. Nonetheless, American troops were able to repulse British invasions in New York, Baltimore and New Orleans, boosting national confidence and fostering a new spirit of patriotism. The ratification of the Treaty of Ghent on February 17, 1815, ended the war but left many of the most contentious questions unresolved. Nonetheless, many in the United States celebrated the War of 1812 as a “second war of independence,” beginning an era of partisan agreement and national pride.

>fight war on three fronts and kick ass
>even when we lose we win

>>132352059
OK, Ahmed.

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>>132352723
Watching these commonwealth niggers cry out their ass is the best part of these threads by far.

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>>132352714
>be europoor
>even if you had a standardized independence day not allowed to blow up explosives and shoot into the sky so what's the point anyway

>>132352859
>1776 is the year America became a nation
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA

>>132352842
Why is it always "Ahmed"

Is it that taliban puppet thing ?

>>132352973
>2016 is the year Europe became the middle east
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>132353041
lol. So true. What a terrible part of the world.

>>132352859
>what is guy fawkes night

OH SAY CAN TOU SEE

>>132353158
BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT

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WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED

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>>132353116
Canada's not too far off. Need moar wallz

>>132353354
AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING

>>132353420
OH SAY DOES THAT STAR SPANGLED BANNER YEAH IT WAVES

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>>132353234
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>>132353420
>>132353635
Not familiar with this song

>>132353635
O'ER THE REEEEED WHITE AND BLUUUE

>>132353844
AND BOMBS BURNING IN AIR~~

FUCK THE BRITS

AMERIKAH FO EVAH

HAPPY B'DAY BURGERS

You may shart as much as you like today.

>>132354266
Thank you Pajeet.

>>132352730
Canada wasn't the greatest naval power retard
We were a bunch of fur trappers and loggers

>>132354385
Canada Day sucked, so let's sing your national anthem on Real Country Day.

I'M A LUMBER JACK AND I'M OKAY
I SLEEP ALL NIGHT AND I WORK ALL DAY

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>>132354385
>tfw now you're a bunch of log trappers

>>132353998
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.

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The only acceptable soundtrack for today

https://youtu.be/trZlvpLihHk

>>132354575
God save the queen

>>132354610
Listen to these at work all the time.

>>132354533
There's no such thing as Canada day it's dominion day

>>132354661
That's why it sucked.

>>132354575
Americans sing land of hope and glory during their graduations kek what a cucked country

Happy Birthday, ally!

I'm gonna fill up an empty bleach bottle with a mix of Budweiser, MD2020 and gun powder and drink that shit because I can. Keyster a couple grams of meth and ready to FUCKING ROCK AND ROLL. Ted Nugent and my friends and I.

>>132354610

There's a hidden sound track in the last stripe of the flag I fucked up

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>>132350148
Ugh. Toxic nationalism.

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>>132350148
God bless

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USA BABY

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>>132354715
The liquor store had a sign up that they're open today 9-5. They're always closed on national holidays.

But fug man. Dog bless. They probably restocked the entire front of the store with MD2020 and pints of nikolai.

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>>132350148

>>132354385
The greatest Naval power was referring to the British you retard. Canada has never been the best at anything. Do you not know fucking history?

>>132351437
This is the worst post I have ever read from a nipper.

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GOD BLESS THE AMERICAN STATES OF THE WORLD AND MUTHAFUCKIN SPACE!

>>132354920
Do you ? Yank history education is north korea tier, especially concerning your revolution.

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>>132350148

>>132355098
How do we make this happen /pol/?

>>132355089
Apparently I know it better than that Cannuck. And yeah, history is written by the winners.

>>132355089
Says the country that teaches original anglos were black...

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GOD BLESS AMERICA

>>132355237
See, this is exactly what I mean. Where the fuck did you read that ?

>>132354266
Based and checked

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FUCK YEAH AMERICA BABY


LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT

>>132354266
Thanks, Patel. Thaikkudam Bridge kicks ass too

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AMERICA!!!

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>>only make Independence Day threads
>>only reply to Independence Day threads
>>ignore marxists and foreigners
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>>Video related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoLywiaM6PA

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0ywDLpfBHg

>>132350148
The 4th of July has been reduced to retards and illegal immigrants setting off fireworks with no thought, as to the true meaning of this day.

>>132354761
I noticed you homo. Fucking gas yourself.

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>>132352465

>>132356669

Go back into you're one bedroom loft and tend to you're cats, you sniveling liberal.

>>132356609
Dank based music.

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>>132352465
1812 you say? I have a friend that can tell you a little something about that war.

>>132354692
Hmmm I sang Gaudeamus Igitur and I've never heard of the song to which you're referring.

Happy independence day America

>>132354266
go fuck yourself you actual paki. I wish we engineered more famines, not that it would matter as you fucking scum breed like rabbits

Can some patriotic anon post the webm or .gif of the blonde girl eating a burger on top of a truck which is on top of an aircraft carrier?

>>132354635
You'd be better off with a new, younger, right leaning monarch and you know it.

>>132359277
Don't they have a prince that's pretty based? Apache pilot and wears nazi uniforms to Halloween parties or something?

>>132350148
FUCK YEAH! I'M ABOUT TO EAT SO MANY BURGERS TODAY

>>132354920
>we faced the British navy when we invaded Canada!
You're an idiot britan was fighting napoleon we beat you one on one

>>132360756
You retarded useless snow monkey. Read:
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>>132356778
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_1812

>>132350822
>Carl's Jr

into the trash it goes

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>>132350148

Happy Birthday son

>>132362109
>America invades Canada to take it over as its Colony because they were mad we refused to join their temper tantrum of 1776
>British are busy and tell us to deal with it
>bunch of retard fur trappers get their rifles and go kill a bunch of yankees
>British kick napoleons ass and sends their Army and Navy here
>they burn down Washington
>yankees get scared and call a truce
>we say yeah whatever and go to back to our own business
>you laugh and say you won then have a war with each other and free your niggers