4TH OF JULY MURICA FUCK YEAH!

>>132334764

The day you killed your brothers in Britain because they raised already low protection taxes on the American people only to have the American people just end up being taxed and destroyed over a long period of time by jews instead.

Congrats on the most autistic birth of a country.

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>>132334924
Fugg off Leaf, this thread is for Americans only!

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>>132334924
>mfw england's bitch boy colony near me thinks he can talk shit

I piss on your crown

hello

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I really love America; I want to marry and impregnate one of its states.

>>132335138
Australians are welcome since they are honorary Americans.

>>132335085

>>132334924
>>132334924
Fuck out of here, bitch boy.

>>132335217
iowa literally stopped me from becoming a communist

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*salutes the flag*

happy birthday america

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>>132335270
>communist
>actually wanting a government that will not feed and nourish your women properly so they are fertile and curvy
Shameful, keep your dark past behind you.

>>132335431
Thanks Irish brother

>tfw out of the country for the 4th
Luckily the place I rented has a grill, so going to try to have a nice bbq today

>havent gone to sleep yet
USA USA USA!!!

>>132334764

Where's that minigun getting its electric power from?

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Soon.

You may be loud and mildly autistic but I still love you

>>132335604
>a ramp

>>132335671
stfu leaf, day of the rake and you're fucking dead

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>>132334764
Happy Birthday, burgers!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5-Ed65kejY

>>132334764
kys

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>>132335603
British Tears

>>132335746
Thanks Romania

I hope our action movies kept you entertained during Caecaeacasescu times

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>Americucks

>>132335860

I mean that makes no sense but ok.

Happy Independance day

JEW-S-A

I salute the 50 jew stars of the American flag for you today

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>>132334924
ywn know what it's like to be a real country.

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>>132336193
>>132336087
>Britcucks

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4

Happy 4th fellow burgers, have a excellent and safe holiday.

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Happy Birthday to America. Happy and safe celebrations to everyone here! Happy 4th of July!

>>132335604
>having guard rails on your carriers
>having guard rails where the planes are meant to take off
Top kek m8

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>>132334924
It's okay Canada, we'll never fuck you the way we fuck the Europoors.

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>>132336641
Our planes take off vertically

>>132334924
Yeah but look at how much Brits are taxed now comparatively. We are still doing better than them in terms of taxation

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>>132336641
>aircraft carrier
It's a British safety Vessel

>>132335217
that's a boat dummy

>>132334764

Fuck the United States.

>>132336974
Euros eternally bitter and jealous, taking shots at the big dogs

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Happy 4th July Burgers!

>>132335864
Who is this Liberty Loli?

>>132336974
>>132337058
I love our country. Eurocucks think their b8 works because they get responses and that we are grandstanding, but they simply can't ever understand loving their country and feeling as patriotic as we do

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>>132337486
You sure do love your Jewish overlords.
Good Goyim.

>>132336087
>best Healthcare
>death panels telling parents to kill their baby

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>>132336915
I want to copulate with that boat

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Post your fireworks.

>>132337616
And you love your American overlords.

>mfw every time a EU country says we're owned by Israel they forget they're owned by US, so that makes them literally slaves of a slave

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>tfw stuck overseas on my favorite holiday
>tfw can't have barbeque at home with my family
>tfw can't light off fireworks

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>>132334764
FUCK YUROPOOR FAGGOTS, FUCK THE BRITISH, AND FUCK THE QUEEN RIGHT IN HER BLOWN OUT ASSHOLE

>>132337616
you arrest cartoon artists for hate speech, you can't speak ahmed

>>132336087
Blame the insurance companies buying out govt regulations to skew the markets for them. Govt is part of the problem, not the solution.

>>132334764
Happy birthday, America. M-mind if I come over for the BBQ?

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No Europoors may post in this thread. Commonwealth cunts may not even lurk.

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>>132337737

>>132338005
After the hedges are trimmed, provided you bring tequila.

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>>132334764
Columbia best waifu weeb faggots fuck off

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>>132337860
fuck the british, i hope they suffer. BOMBEN AUF ENGLAND!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwAg0912hA

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg5GezWf83s

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>>132338020

Know your place American

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Imagine not actually being a citizen of the United States.

Seriously consider it. Think about it for 15 seconds. We have it really really good guys.

>>132334764

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Daily reminder that your country is ruled by jews, infested with niggers and colonized by mexicans.
There is nothing to be proud of.
Literally a country of mongrels and fags.

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Feels good to be a burgerbro

>>132338368
>There is nothing to be proud of.
you are no better than an ancom

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>>July 3rd, Kansas
>>At home with wife and four white children
>>Spent day cleaning, fixing issues with the house.
>>Go to buy fireworks with children
>>Children wave 98-cent flags out the window.
>>Children one-upping each other with Youtube mamays... "Build the Wall!" "Make America Great Again" "Murica..Heck YEAH!".
>>Oldest child find super old bottle rockets in the shed (Can't buy them here). They still work though!
>>He climbs up a tree and everyone conspires to shoot him.
>>He laughs and shrieks as we purposely miss him.
>>Only set off small stuff for 10 mins, don't want to be the obnoxious people who set off big shit everyday leading up to the 4th.
>>Four year-old goes to bed crying because she only got to shoot off one firework, but consoled after I tell he she can set more off tomorrow.
>>Oldest girl (8) didn't want to shoot fireworks, she got a wild hair to set up the dining room in festive red/white/blue kitchen ware.
>>July 4th, 06:10, 4 year old is up, wearing a huge red t-shirt like a gown. Wants to shoot off fireworks.
>>Plan on bringing oldest girl to the Dollar Tree, cheap American themed plates/cups/etc. She's super proud of her table set-up, and I want to foster that behavior.

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>>132338329
Why do you Euro niggers always try to push the "America is infested with Muzzies" meme? Even with 320 million people we still have less total Muslims than Britain.
Pick another way to insult us, this one really makes you look stupid.

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Requesting picture of soldiers hanging off helicopter firing guns and basically it's the most American thing ever

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>>132334764

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao0vXBJqODE&spfreload=10

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>>132335831
Looks like we have naysayer. Kill order approved. Dispatching freedom.

>>132335727
Yeah america is number one right? Until you're a charred wasteland of Christians and obese fucks

>>132336193
BIN

>>132338329
We do know our place, its at the top.

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>>132339081

>>132334764
The 4th of July is being misinterpreted as an excuse to treat current day Britains poorly. They use this one event to dismiss the fact the founders are English and we are deeply linked even to this day.

Celebrating the birth of your country is a great thing. But celebrating the cause is disrespectful of everyone who died and an insult to both America and Britain.

Treat Britain with respect. We are you.

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USA #1

>>132339081

Better to be Christian than Muslim. How's that shitskin minister of immigration working out for ya?

>>132339187
Bringing up the "tea party" or talking about killing "redcoats" is disrespectful of your ally. It shits on everything we've done together as allies.

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>>132339187

I'll agree, only because today is a holiday. Let's hope you're Brexit is as successful as our Independence.

>>132334764
Happy independence day guys.

I want to become an American, I've plenty of family over there anyway. How do I get a green card and then citizenship?

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>>132339218
>he didnt show the ben garrison signature on it

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>>132334764
>burger meme

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>>132337737

>>132339631
you wish those were yours.

>>132338532
Doing God's work

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>>132334764
HAPPY 4TH BROS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzFucqDElyE

can countries that declared independence from Svedistan also post?

>>132339187
Aw ok you're right

>>132334764
typical burger autism
>celebrating muh magic outdated document from over 200 years ago
>muh freedom from err, what is it we freed ourselves from again

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>>132339773
Fucking Euronigger this thread is for American glory only

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>>132339873
>burger meme

Everyone I have a confession to make...

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>>132339187
>We are you.

Keep dreaming Bongo.

ABOLISH THE MONARCHY!
LIBERTY OR DEATH!
SWEAR ALLEGIANCE TO NO CROWN!
LIVE FREE OR DIE!
NO FREE MAN KNEELS BEFORE A MONARCH!

Get of your knees and kick the House of Windsor into the ghetto where they belong and maybe we'll talk

the Brits can go fuck themselves. we slaughtered you redcoats and we'll do it again. 4th of july = the slaughter of brits that made us happy!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0RtBbyxI5I&spfreload=10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_WpxrmQ4M8&spfreload=10

>>132338532
Screencapped. Will post this beautiful post in any of those MGTOW faggot threads.

>>132334764
Happy birthday burgerfags!

>>132339972
^ This is the behaviour I am on about. stop disrespecting America and Britain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0pOndzESnY&spfreload=10

Happy b'day cunts!

Fuck yeah USA! In all seriousness, it's hilarious watching us crash and burn. We should really consider submitting to the queens rule and come to our senses.

>>132339958
George Washington was an Englishman. Stop being disrespectful. Real Americans please defend me.

>>132340122
>wahh stahp hurtin muh feelings
Fuck off you cuck faggot. This is our one day of 365 that we have every right to piss on the British. Just get out of this fucking thread already, you stupid limey nigger.

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>>132334764
Fuck yeah!

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>>132338532
God bless you White Man

>>132338368
me at the 2nd from the left

>>132340122
you're on 4chan, stop fucking whining and grow a spine

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Fuck America

Post your best Patriot scenes lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ATLhbvefL0

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Happy Birthday to my Glorious Country

where we still have freedom of speech and don't go to jail for mean words on facebook.

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>>132335431
Thanks Mario.

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>>132340241
>George Washington was an Englishman

Kill yourself immediately after shoving your No True Scotsman Fallacy up your limey ass.

George Washington was a Virginian.
A Virginian who single handedly brought the British Empire to it's knees.

It appears our superiority has led to some controversy

>>132338532
Congrats burger bro.

I'm really drunk and rewatching the inauguration. This is some history folks. I'm' at 28:00 if anyone wants to join.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7hET4Xp0qQ

>>132340541
Our protectorates are getting uppity again aren't they?

>>132340476
He identified as an Englishman and wanted to be treated the same as Englishmen. congrats on disrespecting your founder.

>>132340429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw2In-_prX8

>>132340332
You should uphold what you believe independent of where you are.

>>132340667
Spare me your fantasies you fuckin weirdo.

George Washington was a Virginian, he never set foot in England in his life. Being an Englishman was a yoke he proudly threw off.

>>132337860
>>>132334764 (OP)
> FUCK YUROPOOR FAGGOTS, FUCK THE BRITISH, AND FUCK THE QUEEN RIGHT IN HER BLOWN OUT ASSHOLE
yass!

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>>132340843

>>132335391

> no ramp

>>132340922
the reason you are being invaded is because you lack a spine. understand this. your honor means nothing when you routinely bend yourself over for muhammad

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MURICCCCA FUCK YAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_7NgPDNPtA&spfreload=10

Apparently it hasn't become apparent to you EuroNiggs that we Americans feed off of the hate and jealousy that you spew out.

1 angry euro post = (1) eternal freedom

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

>>132334764

Fair play, America. Fair play.

>>132334924
FUCK
LEAFS

>>132340953
Being English isn't bound by borders. Stop slapping America in the face.

>>132338532
>muh dik

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USA

>>132341058
>Talking shit about your ally
>Honour

Happy bday Amerifriends.^^
I'd go for a burger, but I'm broke

>>132340953
>George Washington was a Virginian, he never set foot in England in his life

>literally served in the British army
>spoke with British accent

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>132341282
Yes, democracy is a curse, T.B.H. Really tired of this pagan practice where the masses think they are making a change but the society has gotten only more and more degraded century by century, Anon.

Mods are fags, where my American music loops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb2Y_GivFAE&spfreload=10

>>132338532
redneck behaviour

americans are white niggers

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Remember to thank the French today too, Burger bros... Still, GG.
A very happy 4th to you all. Also a pic related you Yanks can identify as your own and salute.

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>>132341560
>burger meme

>>132341424

srsly this, I miss when America Fuck Yeah was on repeat. Ahhh good tymes.

>>132341424
::startfreedom::

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Oh golly, it sure feels great being an American. How do other countries cope with knowing they're shit compared to the USA?

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>>132341481
Hello, Ali.

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>>132341481
Can't hear you over the freedom.

>>132341424
Seems like the gook doesn't rike Murica

Britbong here. Here's your yearly reminder that Trump is still your president.

>>132341614
but we arent shit, at least i dont need to starve if im poor or die of cancer becouse i cant affort a health insurence.

>>132341433
americunts pretending to have historical music is maximum cringe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55OCRmCjRno

>>132341560
we don't celebrate our independence on july 4th, that's really july 2nd. july 4th is about loving our country but we just say it's independence day

>>132341592

C'mon he wasn't even trying to insult you guys.

>>132341560
Microwaving water is blackpilled af.

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>>132341682
>>132341607
>>132341599
Seriously though, fuck the mods

AMERICA MOTHERFUCKERS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>132341481

>>(((UNITED KINGDOM)))

>>132341433
>>132341612
Euroniggers do not open these videos. They are not for your ears.
Here is something much more suitable for Europeans:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7APmRkatEU

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241 years old and still kicking ass!

How can others countries even hope to compete?

>>132334764

White people aren't anything special.
Israelites are the chosen 'race' by God

Deuteronomy 14:2,

"For you are a holy people to YHWH your God, and God has chosen you to be his treasured people from all the nations that are on the face of the earth."

And with Christ, God considered all racrs and gentiles.

Anything against that truth is from Satan origin because hes the father of lie and hate, hes a homicide since the Eden.

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>tfw not american
>tfw no freedom
>tfw no trump president
>tfw no guns
>tfw no muscle cars
>tfw tfw no qt all american gf

It hurts

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>>132341614
Americans are:
dumb
massively obese
ugly
shit at fighting wars (beat by gook farmers)
49% white
use the english language retardedly, Aluminium is Al-you-min-e-um not ALOOMINUM what are you retarded, that just sounds like baby speak

calling trousers pants, wtf

they take out their sexual frustrations on Europeans because they know America is basically a free fuck for Paco and Jamal, and they all jack off to cuckold as verified by pic related, as well as interracial being the second most popular, I know, how embarassing

Gay arse state flags, yuck, star spastic banner literally stars and stripes like a little boys pyjamas, how pathetic

cant drink until 21, prohibition era, fucking can't handle your booze or something?

American lingo: dude, sick, my bad, swag
Is this fucking minecraft chat, this is autistic, fix your slang

basically americans should kill themselves ASAP

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g*d bless america

>>132341731
Mate, you've got it all wrong: USA is number 1; any country number 2 or higher is shit. It's as simple as that.

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>>132341385
>>132341282

Wow, you Britfags are really doubling down on this fantasy of yours aren't you?
Your pathetic claims to George Washington's legacy only serve to humiliate yourselves.

You know who was an Englishman?
Charles Cornwallis.
Ask him what an Englishman George Washington was.
He probably wouldn't be able to tell you though because he was so disgraced he didn't even have the balls to surrender to him in person.

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>>132341735
eat shit muhommed

>>132334924
I mean, the leaf isnt wrong guys. I still love Muricans tho

>>132342051
>using /leftypol/ infographics
Holy shit, you Eurofaggots are desperate. Keep going though, nothing more satisfying than watching a Eurocuck fruitlessly try to hurt an invincible American.

>>132335860
>Bunch of random highlanders who probably couldn't speak english.
Good job yanks you sure showed them

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>>132342051
>use the english language retardedly
> Aluminium is Al-you-min-e-um not ALOOMINUM

To rephrase that so britbongs can understand, using their current official state language

> It's Al-you-ha Ackbar

>>132342334
>genetic fallacy

>>132342376
>american "humour"

No Americans going to thank the frog and Spaniard for essentially saving you?

>>132341920

Fuck off monkey boy. This thread is for supreme humans. A.K.A Americans.

Congratulation for independence American. Is happy day when throw off oppressive pig. We know.

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>>132335604
CUTE
U
T
E

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>be American
>enforce borders

>be European
>get arrested

THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED BUT IT SHOULD HAVE AND IT WILL FUCK NIGGERS FUCK KIKES DEPORT EVERY MUDSLIME SHITSKIN SANDNIGGER

>>132342520

who the fuck are you...

>>132342427
Look at the absolute state of America today and tell me how the revolution "saved" them

If America was still part of the common wealth they'd be 90% white

>Canada
>no freedom
>shitty leader
>no guns
>no muscle cars
>no conservative qts
>most cucked country in the world
>in 5 years we will be worse than Germany
>Even the bald eagles we have are cucks
>literally illegal to misgender someone
God bless America

>>132342520
American revolutionaries were the SJWs of 1776

>>132342427

Yeah thanks spain and france for coming together and helping us collectively shit on tea niggers. No offense.

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>>132342531

Let's all enjoy a beer and remind ourselves why we are thankful

>>132342427
>>132342628
Go get arrested for hate speech you spineless faggots, we're already reversing H1B shitskins so the WHITES can take back the tech jobs and deporting the spics.

>>132340241

And your precious monarchy is German.

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>>132342705
>10 posts by this one cuck

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>>132334764
congrats on being the lowest IQ nation of all. I have more respect for leaf twats, honestly. Fingers crossed mommy kimmi nukes you self absorbed retards to hell.

>>132342744
>implying the (((deep-state))) will allow Trump to do anything meaningful
>implying a dem or establishment repub will not win in 2020 and reverse everything Trump changed

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this is the most American thread I have seen in a long time

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>>132342662
>Despairing over your own country while fantasizing over another
This is why you're all cucks

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>>132342845
>104 stories by this one plane

>>132342931
He literally already did what I said cunt.

>>132342742
>she drinks bear
>JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE!
Someone have those magazine page of her doing (((Normal))) things?

>>132338911
it makes me sad that these are made in china...

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>>132342983
>Apserger's Syndrome Symptoms:

>Symptom #7: Children Asperger's commonly repeat the same word or phrase over and over which other people may find irritating

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>>132342983

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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All this british butthurt. Mmmm perfect seasoning for my morning burger. NEVAR FORGET 1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN.

>>132342989
>Brit
>ruled over by Germans

>>132335604
>ramp

>>132342051
>>132341614 #
>Americans are:
>dumb
That's definitely true
>massively obese
>ugly
Depends on where you go really. Lots of fat ugly people and lots of skinny pretty people.
>shit at fighting wars (beat by gook farmers)
We have never lost a war.
>49% white
Thanks for the compliment but it's actually lower than that.
>use the english language retardedly
It's spelled aluminum here not aluminium.
>calling trousers pants, wtf
That's what they are. Trousers is a silly word like crumpet, shite, and arse. We only use sensible words in the USA.

Cuckold is only popular because of California.

>Gay arse state flags
About 4/5ths of the state flags are shit. Alaska is the best and Maryland is pretty good too.

>cant drink until 21, prohibition era, fucking can't handle your booze or something?
Prohibition and 21 drinking age were results of feminism.

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>USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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>>132343221
>>132343486

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>>132343486
nice

Vive les États Unis d'Amériques!

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>>132343406
>About 4/5ths of the state flags are shit. Alaska is the best and Maryland is pretty good too.

Probably most based state flag since it causes so much liberal ass pain is Mississippi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU4L6THYAbM

>>132343618
Merci French Bros

Thanks for the help, we'll never forget when it comes time to remove kebabs.

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>>132343588

Sorry your ancestors stayed in the wrong in england, sucks for you

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>>132334764
FUCK YEAH AMERICA

>>132338532

Good Job Anon. Let the Patriotism flow through those children.

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>>132343926

hahahaha

>>132335217
So you identify as israel or mexico?>>132335217

>>132334764
happy birthday, little one.

>>132343645
I'm talking about visually appealing. Adding the battle flag to aqua fresh doesn't make it good.

>>132337710
damn, that's one sexy boat.

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>>132334924
>low taxes
They taxes us for fucking paper, and made soldiers who weren't our relatives stay at out house and act like total dicks. And why do you think that happened? Oh, right. Because of a shitty war with the French, the same french that decided it was okay to give birth to the shithole country you're shitposting ass comes from. Fuck off, leaf. America doesn't stand for eurotrash tyranny

>>132343618

There is a reason we call our fried potato sticks "French fries" its a sign of our eternal gratitude.

I PLEDGE ALLIGIANCE

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>>132343872
We have our own problems but we are decades behind your diversity. Trump is the last cry of white America before you become Brazil 2.0. I am going to enjoy watching you crash and burn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHmGliVqxXg

>>132343406
kys faggot

>>132344306

TO THE FLAG

>>132344375
OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

>>132344375

OF DIVERSITY

>>132335603
freedom

Thank you to all who helped us secure our first freedoms! Especially France.

>>132344575
AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

>>132344560

AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS

>>132342051
But you're British. That's possibly the worst fate. You're doomed to a life of being bitter and jealous, with every other conversation you have being about how much you hate Americans, while we never even think about you. Go Listen to some jamiroquai and snort coke

>>132344344
you're catching up to our diversity at an alarming rate. You're just looking into your own, very near future.

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>>132344371
Almost jumped once. Now I have too much freedom and won't an hero for a while.

>>132344258
Anime posters deserve the rope.

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>>132334764
>>132336087
>>132339958
>>132339972
>>132340122
>>132340429
>>132340476

>>132334764
Happy 4th of July America

>>132344805
Mate, America earned its freedom all on its own. We didn't get any help from any other countries.

>>132345291
That's nice, Graham.

>>132343257
>Brexit

If California becomes independent then I might like you guys. Whilst travelling Asia 95% of Americans I met were from Cali.
And almost all of them were cunts. Besides the 1 guy who was an engineer in the USAF. (Okinawa).

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It's hard when Miami is up to their old tricks again...

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>>132345291
>mfw father country with hundreds and hundreds of years of history and power is a literal non-country compared to its extremely young, and immortally powerful independent son

>>132343926
TOPKEK

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>>132334764

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> AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
> YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

9/10 odds the britbong troll is a brown rapefugee on benefits

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>>132339873
meanwhile.....

>>132344814

ONE NATION UNDER GOD

>>132344814
ONE NATION, UNDER GOD

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Happy birthday to the only country in the world with free speech!

feelsgoodman

>>132344814
>>132345756
>>132345778
cringe intensifies

>>132334924
Look at this useless maple cuck. Go back to raw-dogging a moose faggot.

>>132345778
INDIVISABLE

>>132345778

INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.

>>132337851
I'm in the same exact situation in Hamburg

>>132345850
WITH LIBERTY

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>tfw burger

>>132345463
You're just an eigo no sensei loser, so shut yer yap

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>>132345840

>>132335604
Keked out loud, thanks britbong

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>>132334924
>tfw farmer
>tfw the Crown decides to murder some French and Indians without any consent of mine
>tfw without my consent the Crown raises taxes citing the "war" they had for us
>tfw I avoid the bullshit taxes, so they start taxing regular goods everyone needs and wants, tea, sugar, and other shit
>all of these decisions are made by British nobles from England, no one who actually lives in the U.S.
>ask for representation
>get told to fuck off
>decide to be the most annoying colony known to man
>become most powerful country in the world just to spite them

Fuck off

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>>132345291

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>>132344344

Butthurt because your ancestors were too pussy to brave the world!

Bunch of royality worshiping faggots!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ_okAgAUGE
a fucking leaf

NEXT UP TO RECITE-
THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE 2: BRITISH BOOGALOO.

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>>132334764
Tratourous rabble! Renounce your jewish overlords and pledge loyalty to the throne! Republicanism is cancer, monarchy is the answer!

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Happy Independence day fellow burgers

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>>132345302
Thanks Britbro!

>found the nonkebab britposter

>>132343618
French fries are always symbolically eaten with burgers to celebrate the guns, Marquis de Lafayette, and other shit you sent us to fuck over the Brits

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>>132346212

Fuck off

>>132346212
Good thing Emperor Trump is in power

>>132334924
>t. Salty leaf cuck

>>132344575
Taxes detected

>>132346212
>eastern europe

Silence! You eastern niggers are historically nothing but pawns.
Don't speak to your superiors in that tone.

>>132346212
Why won't Russia just fucking annex you already?

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BY THE ROCKETS RED GLARE

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Remember that Spain help you get your independence against the britbong scum too

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spain_and_the_American_Revolutionary_War

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Daily reminder America got arse raped in 1812

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We didn't invent the sandwich, but we perfected it.

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>9:30 am
>already have a beer in hand
>bbq already getting hot
>Virginia is beautiful today

Feels good man

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>>132346765
>spain
>relevant
>ever

>>132346596
How does it feel to be a meme country?
>>132346622
Because we are fughting for the restoration of Austrian Empire.
>>132346486
Title is still president. Can't impose his policies. Checks and balances.

>>132346767
Daily reminder that bongs burned their own capital in 1666

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>>132334924
CRY MORE FUCKING LEAF

YOU DIDN'T GET INDEPENDENCE UNTIL IT WAS HANDED TO YOU

EAT ASS, SKATE FAST, LIVE FREE OR DIE

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>>132346850

Enjoy your day fellow patriot

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>>132346767
>this dumb Paki is still here

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>>132335864
More 'Murcia version

>>132346850
Guessing that flag represents feminists trampling the last of the white males

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>>132346959
To you as well and to all my countrymen