How are you celebrating the 4th of July?

Im not

>>132333331
Well, if the happening threads are true, I'll be dead in a few hours. How are you celebrating?

>>132333331
absolutely

Cook out with parents, brother and his wife. Lighting some fireworks of course and maybe going to go swimming later on if the weather permits.

>>132333331
By waving a Syrian flag and honoring the true heroes in the fight against ISIS.

>>132333331
I'm gonna fap to the Donald Trump porn parody, sip a few brewskis and eat some McDonalds

>>132333331
Using my probability altering magic to make a terrorist attack happen in the US now.
Why? For teh lolz

>>132333331
>celebrating
1. wake up and fuck my woman.
2. piss
3. have two bowls of cereal and 2 cups of coffee.
4. it's 5 am.
5. come shitpost on /pol/ because "fuck yeah! 1st amendment you dirty whores!"
6. do the damn thing.
7. chill naked until later.
8. get cock sucked by my woman while partaking in the libations of the day's festivities.
9. play guitar.
10. eat meat.
11. more fucking.
12. sleep.

nothing special.
this is everyday for a free man.
God bless america!

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>>132333331

its my birthday, and just like every other year i will celebrate it alone (together) with my fellow mongolian basket weavers here

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Syria shill intervention