You can only post in this thread if your country is a continent.

this isn't your country gook

The sea is our continent, for we rule the waves

>>132329549
So ronery being a continent.

>same goes for you Poojeet.

hey

>>132329976

It's my country more than yours, nigger.

FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL.

g'day cunts

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>>132330180
kraut cunt

>>132329549
Does the moon count as a continent?

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>>132329549
It's a poo clay

>>132330420
only if its surrounded by water

America.

>>132330535
https://www.space.com/7328-official-water-moon.html

:D

>>132329549
American seconded. And yes, Canadians and Mexicans are by definition, Americans.

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Į̱̮̥̤̪̥̯͉ ̶̰͖͚̥H̨̡̜̬̫̜A̵̘͖͟V̟͓̘̹̞͞E̵̡͔̻͢ ̛͓̩̹̕R͎͎̬͓̼̝I̴̗̱͟S̺̣̠̙̖̬̯̣̮E̳̯̻̼̭̕ͅN͓̱̦ ̙̱̬̘̱̗A̵̠̥̼͉̺̘̝͍G̵̛̮̟͓͈̟̩̰̥̼Á̴̼͔̪̙͟ͅI̧͓͝Ń̺̞̭̪̺̝̱

>>132329549
>desert continent
have fun with your scorpion in your diaper, straya

>>132330523

I'm pretty sure that Ganesh artifact was found in Queensland. Also, Australia as a continent didn't have a name before Europeans got here, it was just a bunch of Abo tribes who came from Southern India and are related to Dravidians. Also, Egyptians got to Australia thousands of years ago (look up 'Gosford glyphs'). We're not a poo colony though.

>>132330420

No.

>>132329549

A subcontinent, cumskin.

>>132330983

A subcontinent for subhumans. Fitting, isn't it poo-boy?

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Britain is a new continent.

Modern Europe is so shitty that we need to distance ourselves even further by rewriting geography textbooks.

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>>132329549
We own the continent does that count?

Australasia

>>132329549
Fuck you, I'll post anyway.
What are you going to do about it, huh?

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>>132330861
apparently those glyphs were made by aus troops after they came back from Egypt

>>132331191
Implying your anti-freedom shithole is any better.

>>132329549
Australia the continent contains the island of New Guinea, faggot.

does the Levant count as a continent?

>>132329549
WE

>>132331743

>Coming from the country that can't even consume alcohol outside.

>>132329549
g'day cunts its me an aussie

gotta jack me bushie mates off in the ol' dungeroonie jeep when the chinaman buys me house and cucks me

I was in Melbourne City today and the big church near Flinders street had this big banner saying "refugees welcome" or some nonsense. Why do churches pander to this commie bullshit? Left-wing fags don't care about the church and it alienates anyone who values tradition because they wouldn't want brown shit flooding into the country. Also i saw this fuckin store called culture kings. Talk about degenerate. Its like a temple for nigger culture and guess what? All the customers are indian cunts, try hard american phillipino faggots and niggers.

>>132331441
Heresy

>>132331596

I doubt it. They're accurate Egyptian hieroglyphs, just like the ones you can see in Egypt itself. Oceans are highways, not barriers.

>>132332765
Wrong!
The banner reads 'Let's fully welcome refugees.'
So sad.

>>132331987
wuz

>>132333215
Straya

>>132332765
Melbourne is useful for one thing only.
Every year when they have their communist convention the plaster posters over everything giving one the opportunity to tear it down and spit on it much to the horror of godless degenerates.

>>132333295
and

>>132333167

So glad I'm in Perth, where we are less relevant and more right-wing than the eastern states.

>>132333340
CUNTS

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>>132329549
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealandia


NEW ZEALAND IS A CONTINENT FUCKWITS

>>132333393
you lucky bugger.
your house prices decrease as our prices skyrocket due to the 'immigrant' influx.
there are houses in the suburb of Sunshine retailing for $1,000,000.

>>132333122
maybe, but the trade winds go from east to west across the indian ocean
although trace amounts of nicotine and cocaine wee found on queen Nefertiti (the argument against that is that the people examining her contaminated the body) so maybe

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>>132333167
Gee that's even worse. It reminds me of this bullshit I see my stupid Boomer Auntie post on Facebook somtimes. "Wow, look at this totally Based church parroting talking points from the Guardian"

>>132333122
>>132333793
forgot to mention that tobacco and cocaine are only from the Americas (you probably know that but yeah)

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>>132329549
>fairy bread
You sick fuck

>>132333801
Glad i'm orthodox.
Protestants and Catholics are losing their traditions and their following whilst buggering the community.
Also surely The liberals aren't moving to much towards labour which is moving towards the greens.

>>132330148
Nice try. Shouldn't you be protecting your farm from Mubarak or something?

Not so fast, cunt. They renamed your continent oceania because of all the pacific islands falling under its domain

>>132333393
Perthlican here, most people i know are still disgustingly left-wing. Though its mostly situated in mt lawley, fremantle, etc. Outside of those areas the people who are right-wing are socially right-wing, economically left-wing because they're degenerate bogans who want gibs from the government.

I'm at Curtin, the WA cornerstone of left-wing degeneracy. feels bad.

>>132334302
ongoing counter measures are in place, yes, and how's your shitty rugby team doing?

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six-foot-four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich

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>>132330057

>>132331596
Every egytpologist in the world has confirmed that they're legit.
Government relies on some guy from (((meblourne uni))) who says "nah, no way man. Like, why would they be in gosford?" and then refuses all archaeological investigations at the site.

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>full

>>132335016
I would like to maintain my standard of living yank. so yes, FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL!!

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have you ever wondered why when you think of the term "american" you usually think of someone from the united states? because our country is so powerful we can steal the demonym of two continents and make it our own demonym and no one can do shit about it

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>>132330057
the waves of immigrants

>>132329549
Huh! A mere continent.

>>132335252
The arctic will be ours, Ivan.

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Hi

>>132335149
kek

>>132335252
Get your Antarctic bases off Australian ice-clay

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We all know, the one true country is kekistan, ALL HAIL KEKISTAN!!

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*swings cock*

>>132335747
too bad you cant swing a bat

>>132335897
2nd place is better than the poms

>>132336012
true, the SA team are no better 2bh

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>>132335016
Green is full lad, you can live in the red.

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>>132336077

>>132336231
no really, in any tournament we are terrible

being no1 with no trophies

>>132335747
>Unclaimed territory
Can I have it?

>>132329549
Italy is a continent, the rest attached to it it's just a peninsula.

>>132336362
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protectorate_of_Westarctic

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>>132335149
delet

>>132330618
:D

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We might as well be a continent. Land neighbors are our bitches. We're the dominant global naval power, no one could hope to invade us (or the entire hemisphere without our blessing) due to this much like Britain in the 18th and 19th centuries.

>>132336436
>Anthem: God Save Westarctica

Hi.

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>>132335149

>>132336583
Massive butts are not continents

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>>132336486

>>132330820

I've never once in my 32 years alive seen a scorpion in the wild. And only like 3 snakes.

Had to spray the entire perimeters of my house, inside and out to keep the spiders out.

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>>132329549
Girt by sea bitchez.

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>>132329549
Zealandia coming through

America is a continent.

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>>132333931
>not liking fairy bread
GTFO Gook Cunt fairy bread is the food of the bogan gods

>>132337100
Fairy bread was created to distract stupid kids from eating the real food.

>>132330523
would explain all the desert

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>>132333801
Lord almighty that's disgusting.
I cannot find a local church that isn't possed to hell and back

>>132329549
Australia is not a continent. In which continent is New Zealand then? It's called Oceania

>>132336197
Can I live in the blue?

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>>132329549
North AMERICA, reporting in

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>claim to be a continent
>smaller than Canada

>>132336197
Red is where the boongs live though

>>132329549
whats up

>>132337444
dont you have to be at work, officer?

>>132337444
What continent is Hawaii on, dipshit?

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>>132337501
canada is our hat and mexico is our shitter, north america is effectively the united states

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>>132337517
>leaf

>>132337650
>Literally the genetic discard pile for the already inbred filthy island monkies

Where Greenland at?

>>132337519
If that were true, there wouldn't be any land issues

>>132329549
Fuck off cunt

>>132329549
>gook posting is now a thing
Fuck you guys

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>>132337785
t. Zhang bin Hayashi Al'Toronto

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>>132337517
>>132337785
We own this continent maple nigger

>>132337835
They're owned by Denmark

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Republic of Vancouver Island reporting in

>>132333413
Fuck, beat me to it. Have a sheckel

>>132335016
Thats fine, all the immigrants can move there and die in the inhospitable part of Australia.

>>132339062
Man, Australians are pussies.

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I saw this in Wollongong a while back

A subtle push back to the marxist degeneracy on every street pole

>>132337444
That's the region retard.

>>132329549
fuck off cunt

>>132339524
That may have been me

>>132333122
>Oceans are highways, not barriers.
that's retarded, cunts walked out of africa, they walked into europe, they mostly walked into asia, cunts only got into australia via landbridge, cunts only got to america via landbridges. the oceans have always been a massive barrier to migration.

>>132333801
the church i see everyday has "Not all Christians oppose marriage equality" on a big banner out front. fuckin cunts.

>abos ruined 90% of an entire continent

Why did you guys let them live again? Should've just killed em like we did ours.

>>132340069
If we'd started a hundred years earlier we would've had time to finish the job before people started carrying on about "human" rights

>>132336567
lol fuck off cunt we would absolutely destroy your whole entire navy by doing burnouts on the battlefield.

video.defence.gov.au/play/3712#


http://www.abc.net.au/news/2007-06-22/navy-repelled-iran-kidnap-attempt/77328

>>132329549
>>>132334302
>Worrying about rugby scores when his country is aids rape anarchy and you have to live behind walls and electric fences like prisoners.

Typical African.

>>132335149
based SA

>>132329549
Non-continent

>>132330983
No one cares about pooland

>>132329549
America, FUCK YEAR!

>>132335149
Top kek

>>132329549
Ahem

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>>132336197
>lad
You can call me Hugh Mungus, or the lord Hugh Mungus if you're trying to get into my Speedos.

Anyone got acid in bris?

Best continent reporting in.

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Daily reminder: It won't be long until our own NGOs start picking up "refugees" off the coast of Indonesia.

Then the real browning of Australia begins!

Hey anons anybody have any idea on how to actually get yourself into a position to be elected? State or federal.

>>132333604

Go to bed New Zealand, the adults are talking.

>>132333604
If lord howe peninsula actually surfaced can gaurentee it would be annexed by us.

>>132329976
>>132330180

I acknowledge the traditional owners of the land, don't worry white man i will lobby for affirmative action so that you can still somehow fail in a system that was destined for you to succeed.

>>132329549

My thread is still alive? kek

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>>132336742
>brazil

>>132333604
Actually anon, at closer look multiple countries exist on this sunken continent of yours so you dont qualify.

>>132333648

>there are houses in the suburb of Sunshine retailing for $1,000,000.

That's fuckin' ridiculous!

>I'm at Curtin, the WA cornerstone of left-wing degeneracy. feels bad.

It's a university though, pretty much all universities are leftist shitholes.

>>132333877

Yes, I know that and it's good evidence for trans-oceanic contact in antiquity. Building a boat isn't hard and we know for a fact that the Ancient Egyptians built boats.

>>132347181

* >>132334478

>I'm at Curtin, the WA cornerstone of left-wing degeneracy. feels bad.

It's a university though, pretty much all universities are leftist shitholes.

>>132335747

Nice, but frankly, we should annex all of Antarctica for ourselves.

>>132337444

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia_(continent)

>Swedish intellectuals

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>>132337517

>>132329549
G'day mates, feels good to be a continent.

>>132334478
You're talking to faggots then.

t. Tradie in perth

>>132348360
Kiwi education.
See>>132346865

>>132334478
Curtin university or division?

>>132348509
Then neither are you by that logic you fucking dropkicked cunt. Indonesia and Papa New Guinea take up parts of your land that's not submerged and not connected like how random fuck off islands are owned by new Caledonia and France for us.

Christ didn't know Aussies were this brain dead stupid.

>>132348846
(Not connected by land, still part of the continental land mass in case you're too retarded to figure out what I meant.)

>>132348846

North Island and South Island are the poos of Australia. You guys are nothing but our bitches and you'll do as we tell you. Suck it, cunt!

>>132334478
>socially right-wing, economically left-wing
The only correct positions. What are you, a slimy Jew?

>>132348997
Ha ha ha ha.
Really like taking the micky don't ya?
Only one with the possibility of telling us what to do is Britain, as just like you we're still technically ruled by the Queen.
You're in no position to tell us to do shit, and have nowhere near what you need to exert force over us.
Even without other nations and allies that wouldn't allow you to pull a power grab or subvert our independence you'd have shit all chance of conquering this land not filled with Pakis.

>>132348899
Oh i understood, most of your autist continent is submerged, and if it does ever surface its soverign australian clay.

>>132349336
We actually exert a massive influence over kiwis, is actually quite sad. If our government and buisnesses wanted it could crash the kiwigean economy tomorrow.

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>>132349336

>Only one with the possibility of telling us what to do is Britain

I see you know your place.

>tfw unemployed in Australia

>>132349340
Come take it then cunt.
I'll watch.

I mean I can understand why you want it, your country's so fucked up to begin with, and then you thought it would be a golden gaytime to go and grab a bunch of 3rd world nig nogs n sprinkle em about?

If you want to be Africa so bad you can just fuckin go there you know mate?

>>132349524
Gotta remember where our true loyalty's lie.
(Would post UK passport but CBF finding it.)

>>132349523
China has a bigger effect on our economy than you cunts. Which is sad, we're really reliant on dairy at the moment and China is about to kill it for us again.

>>132349545

Listen here, I like you cunts, but you cunts are clearly known throughout the world only by association with Australia. And you know it.

>>132349545
We already have the claim on lordhowe peninsula.
Kermadecia, Macquarie, Norfolk and Coral Sea Territories

>>132349939
We're known more for Lord of the Rings than for association with you bastards.
The same people that get our flags confused couldn't even point NZ out on a blood map they're so braindead.

>>132350026
If that shit rises from the ocean we're taking it whether you like it or not you damn bogan.

>>132349699
We are your largest trading partner and have the most foriegn investment in your economy. China is second to be sure but if the chinese stopped buying youd go into a recession. If we stop buying you go into collapse. The reason the chinese get all the publicity is because were bros, and we would never fuck you over.

>>132350131
We have claims on all that shit right now its all above the surface. Are you also going to go to war with new calidonia and fiji? Kinda of a dick move to be honest. Considering you dont have a military anymore i guess youd be asking us to do the conquering for you.

>>132330745
>Į̱̮̥̤̪̥̯͉ ̶̰͖͚̥H̨̡̜̬̫̜A̵̘͖͟V̟͓̘̹̞͞E̵̡͔̻͢ ̛͓̩̹̕R͎͎̬͓̼̝I̴̗̱͟S̺̣̠̙̖̬̯̣̮E̳̯̻̼̭̕ͅN͓̱̦ ̙̱̬̘̱̗A̵̠̥̼͉̺̘̝͍G̵̛̮̟͓͈̟̩̰̥̼Á̴̼͔̪̙͟ͅI̧͓͝Ń̺̞̭̪̺̝̱
How the fuck did you do this?

>>132350131

>We're known more for Lord of the Rings than for association with you bastards.

You're cute when you're angry. :3

>>132350643
>brings up our military
reeeee
no bully
we have at least 1 mortar
:c
would go to war with fiji and cali-cucks if we had the strength and everyone wasn't looking

>>132350436
>>132350788
plz no bro that's incest, not OK, we'll birth some horrible island filled with a Maori Abo hybrid that demands gibs from us so they can smoke weed.

Australia, land of chinks and pajeets
Watched a pajeet poke his nose on the train, in a business suit, for a good 5 min. Flicking boogers to the floor like no one's business. Only I gave a fuck, because the rest of the train were pajeets, chinks or niggers.

Australia is dead

America owns the Earth, so fuck you abbo

>>132350436
(fuck deleted what I meant to say)
Yeah, guess you're right, you not shitting the bucket did help us not die during the recession, if Australia falls apart we'll probably die with you.

>>132350764
uouɐ ʎɹɹos ʍouʞ ʇuop I

>>132329549
sup

>>132350910
Im white and i do that dude

>>132350894
Cuzzy bruvs everywhere

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>>132351030

How could you own the Earth when you don't even own your own country, nigger?

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>>132351246

>>132351079
If zealandia did actually surface and we finally shared a land boundary do you think wed unite?

>>132329549
which makes you incontinent

>>132351407
I abos and mauris would kill eachother

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>tfw circumcised anglo living in Australia

I have won the lottery of life.

>>132334968
beautiful

how can br*tain ever compete?

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We wuz Atlantis n shiet

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>>132351407
I doubt it, we're similar in culture/attitudes but still definitely distinct.
It's always a possibility, but it'd probably come with some form of large government switch.(Like if one of us went full fash or communist or some shit.)
I doubt our current governments would do it.
Would be nice though.

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>>132350764
the wonders of unicode
kill me

>>132351520
Im cool with that maoris are better. Everybody needs a scaffy.
And having a mate who can launch a handline as if it was shot out of a cannon is good for beach fishing.

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>>132329549
Ok

>>132329549
We have a fucking moon so take that.

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>>132329549
Just wait a bit, and this comment will be legit ITT.

>>132351532
Sorry for your loss mate. American tipping culture is truley degenerate. Nobody should tip ever.

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>>132351651
If you s?y so

>>132351779

You are uncut with a big floppy foreskin?

>>132351599
Newzealand is the only country that the australian fed doesnt have to vote on to admit. If you guise had a referendum tomorrow and voted yes youd be in. With the same rights as all the other states.
Though theyd have to clean up wellington ave in canberra.

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>>132329549
Some Aussie anon pls say "down under" and vocaroo it. Tnx.

>>132340328
fuckin hectic skitz cunt

>>132351720
go home to russia,

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>>132351985
Then we'd literally both die if you died.

But I'd miss retards getting confused over flags.

>>132329549
"is" or "owns"?

>>132351875
Big floppy foreskin? I dont know what forskin you been playing with, but mines not like that at all.

>>132352147
SHOW

>>132352147

What do you mean? which CI are you? imgur.com/z444fPC

>>132329549
Sorry, I can't hear you over our moon

>>132352136
You think. I think its highly unlikely that we'd die. Our economy is still diverse enough to get through most economic crisis without worrying too much. Though we do need our manufacturing sector back.

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>>132350764
>Fucking newfags don't even know zalgo
Can you a least triforce?

>>132352239
No faggot

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>>132352020
is this your fetish?

>>132352347
Don't worry mate, she'll be aight, we got lot's of wood down here in New Zealand, wood's a great material, can make houses out of it, can make tools out of it, can make crosses to fight back the infidel mudslimes out of it, such a diverse material, fuck everything else, all we need is some good ol' wood.


And sheep.

>>132352499

F͓͍̼͎͖̤̝o̫̬͎͖͉̞̺͜r͎̯̜͍̪̀e̛̠s̩͙̫͔̺k̳͚̻̬̰ͅͅin̪̘̝̮ś̘̝ ̡̗̠͔̫̗̥o̞̙̭͍̰u̴̘̻̬t͚̺͈̱̺͚͕ ̺̫f̴̣͓̮o̧̬͚r̞̝̦ ̗t̨̗̳h̬̝͍̫e̖̠̠͚̩ ̦͟b͙͕̙o̹̝͖͉̳̰̥y̜͈̱s̝̫͉̬̩̬ͅ
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>>132352252
Between 6 and 7 full coverage full retraction

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>>132352660
Mate, you're gonna need a lot of help.

>>132352020
Fuck off cunt

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Let's not forget Aussies elected this man

>>132352660
> autism the post

>>132352862
he also just happens to be the man we need

>>132352020
Look just take this and leave them alone aight m8?
https://youtu.be/Eti99nV3gCk

It's their anthem or something.

>>132352862
Nah we dont elect cunts individually we elect groups of cunts and let the cunts decide whos gonna be the biggest cunt.

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Straya here, command centre proof.

>>132352948
Nah id rather Latham he has disavowed identity polotics. Tones hasnt.

Australia is not a continent retard.

>>132352862
Learn how parliaments work cunt.

>>132353021
A fucking chink.

>>132353111
Parliments are for very homosexual countries, maybe we should freedomize you sandy redcoats

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>>132330057
>>132335149

>>132353111
Checked.

Did you guise really invent crate day because you wanted an excuse to get on the piss like we do for invasion day, and waitungi day isnt really appropriate for such things?

>>132353367
Tfw the US congress was thinking of moving to a parlimentry system restricting the powers of the president before the civil war. If theyd succeeded the south probably would never had seceeded. After lincolns presidency though the movement died.

>>132353495
Crate days positioned near beginning of Summer, so good time to fuck about on the Beach with your mates and get utterly smashed.
And I don't know if anyone actually gives a shit about Waitangi day. I mean, it's a holiday, so a good excuse to go to the pub, but I don't think most people here care about some treaty like people in Aus care about Australia day.

Wish we had a day about New Zealand that wasn't centred on the Maoris.

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Hi

>>132353839
What do you cunts do on the 6th of october?

>>132354165
Nothing?
Pretty sure we have nothing on that day.

>>132354303
Then petition to have an invasion day like us.

>>132354395
You mean like Australia day?
We should have one, but when it's brought up Waitangi day is called our version of that.

>>132354485
>you mean australia day
Is there any other invasion day?
Actually we have 4 invasion days but whose counting.

>>132354485
What other public holidays you cubts have? Excluding HMs birthday, chrissy, boxing day, easter and labour day.

>>132353961
Obligatory Not a continent.

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>>132354849
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealandia

Btfo

>>132354791
...

ANZAC day?


>>132354680
You have multiple? The fuck? I thought it was one in January.

>>132355002
See
>>132333604
>>132346865
And if it does ever raise from the sea soverign aussie clay
>>132350026

Ah ah ... btfo

>>132355292
Indonesia
Papa New Guinea

You're not a continent

Get BTFOed

>>132355075
Sorry forgot anzac day.

Yea australia day cook claimed east coast including nsw, vic and queensland
Proclomation day hindmarsh claimed south australia
Foundation day septimus roe claimed west aust
And obviosuly whatever day tasmania was claimed.

State specific holodays only celebrated in individual states.

Do you have a day off for horse racing? Or anything else?

>>132355470
Kek i think im gonna run with this not a continent thing with all kiwi posters. Its gonna get so much salt.

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>>132355685
Nope
We have anniversaries for the regions and some cities I think, but they're not public holidays anywhere.

>>132355839
plz no bully

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>>132335149
Good job blackie.

>>132355900
Kinda depressing. Need a public holiday for gambling at the races at least.
Isnt crate day a public holiday?

>>132356032
wtf is that quality, are you on Aus tier internet?

>>132356076
Unofficial holiday.

We're in luck! We have two continents named after us, which we are de facto rulers of as well.

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>>132356258

>>132329549
weebs

>>132356138
Former soviet copper

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>>132355839

>>132356258
Burger education

>>132356469
>fellow satania poster
ayy

>>132352660
٩(๏̯๏)۶

>>132356431
Didn't think anyone could have worse internet than you, damn.

>>132352906
(｡ ‿ ｡)

>>132356469
Well if it catches on at least you have your own thing on /pol/ like we lost the emu war, indians are poos, canucks are leafs. Etc etc. Cos at the moment you dont really have anything do you. Id be helping make you relevant.

>>132356707
(⌐■_■)

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>>132356732
we have sheep

>>132356510
Crikey, I forgot we're de facto rulers of the entire world! Thanks for the reminder, anon

>>132356836
>>132356839
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>>132356839
Yea and for some strange reason every kiwi i talk to craps on about how the marino made kiwi great. But aussi exportes marino wool first?
Is there anything you wont steal. Pavlovas, thongs, eskis....

>>132356992

>>132357052

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>>132356839

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>>132357052
>stealing thongs

reminds me of when I was 13 at my friend's house with the hot older sister

>>132357237
This is tge first time ive seen this, where is tgis usually posted nz/pol/

>>132357288
What do you call thongs if they arent called thongs?

>>132353961
What is this animu?

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>>132357765
Gabriel dropout

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>>132357655
flip flops or more generically sandals, but most of the time sandals means it's got some kind of strap, like Tevas or Chacos. Crocs are arguably also sandals

what the hell do Aussies call thong underwear? must get confusing

>>132357854
Any good, whats its theme?

>>132358046
Thongs are split into three varieties
Gstrings
Vstrings
Tstrings
But we mostly refer to all of them as Gstrings or G for short.

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>>132358206
Cute angel and demon girls go to school together and practice their bants

Its comfy

>>132358490
Ill give it a go. Animulab or crunchy?
Last anime i watched was GATE so its been a while. And my pc died with all of my anime reaction faces fml.

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>>132358374
g-string and v-string are the same thing in the US. T-string is just called a thong. generically all of the three varieties can be called thongs, though.

>>132359194
What about c-strings?

>>132359455
what the actual fuck is a c-string

>>132359455
We call them c strings.

Aussie women are wierd o dont wear tge shit Gs are the most popular variety by far. Womens seem to think a V here is a G with a V cut out of the front revealing mons pubis

>>132355002
>mass of continental crust that sank after breaking away from Australia 60–85 Ma ago

Zealandia is rightful Australian clay. Gibbs.

Mu/Atlantis/Lemuria here, what's up land niggers? I just fucked my pet mermaid today

>>132360108
We have major claim to it anyway.
Will make map tomorrow to shitpost soverign aussie clay of zealandia

>>132356431
Not soviet but yea it's commie copper.

>>132335149
kek

>>132360825
Kek

>>132335590

Take your cringey shit elsewhere cunt.

>>132329549
Australia the continent also includes New Zealand and some other shit countries. Sorry, but you fail OP

>>132329549

Australia=! Oceania.

>>132362862
Programmer detected

>>132337517
>owned by a tiny island in yuropoor land that's half the size of california.

>>132329549
India sub-continent best continent. Original Swastika from India.

>>132362800
Kek no nz is on different continent kys

>>132364319
Okay then, what continent is NZ a part of then? Antarctica?

>>132364727
See
>>132333604

>>132364727
This is also relevant
>>132355292
Have a nice day anon

>>132338703
I hear Victoria is very beautiful. Ive lived in western washington my whole life and have never gone.

>>132351407
Theyd probably find oil there, then we would invade you both

>>132365130
> It has variously been described as a continental fragment, a microcontinent and a continent.[4]
> The name and concept for Zealandia were proposed by Bruce Luyendyk in 1995.[5]

In that case hawaii and Japan are continents.

>>132367281
Yes theyre considered micro continents if zealandia surfaced it would be considered a sub continent like india i suppose.

Kiwis love the fact that they are now a continent and get really pissed when you tell them theyre not. Salt mining was good in this thread but its over now.

>>132367087
If there was oil there we would already have found it.

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>>132335149
neat

>>132329549
Oseania > Australia
BTFO

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>>132353359
Everyone here is secretly a chang anon, even you

>>132368416
>drink
fuck i love those so much

>>132368347
Oceana isnt a fucking continent you mong. Its two continents and a collection of autistic islands

>>132368416
Im starting to berieve this meme

>>132329549
You live in the continent of Oceania, sorry your island no longer gives the name of a continent.

>>132370324
Oceania isnt a continent where di you cunts get educated. Its a geographic region like the middle east or sub sahran africa.