What do you guys actually do on July the 4th?
Is it anything like the movie Independence day?
In the morning we have a Brit hunt. We round up British tourists and force them to listen to patriotic country music until afternoon. Then we throw all of the tea the Brits have into the nearest body of water. Then we eat grilled meats and drink beer while watching fireworks.
>>132328627
Yes, the movie was actually a metaphor for the illegal alien hunt that we have every 4th of July
>pic related
I got busted with my party supplies man.
>>132328627
>a fucking redcoat britbong
We raid significant amounts of tea from the brits and throw it into the fucking harbor where that shit belongs.
I'm making burgers for self and friends. Turkey burgers cause I'm watching my health.
Turkey cause fuck you I live happily on the west coast.