Brit/pol/ - Keira Knightley edition

First for America

First for shagging Diane abbot

>>132326509
Nothing beats brown hair and brown eyes on actual racial Celtic-Germanic Europeans

First for fourth

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Third for best postwar PM

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>>132326509
Wakey Wakey

>>132326694
THINGS
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>>132326694
Tonibler go back home to your rathole

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Support Waters!

http://forbritain.uk/

>>132326805

TANKS
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>>132327051
>inb4 she's controlled opposition
>inb4 she's a jew in some way or another
>inb4 she once did something we disagree with so that means we can never ever agree with her ever again
>inb4 0.15p gets deposited to my account
Just beating the shills to it.

>>132327150

I haven't felt this hopeful since this time last year.

So far to go though. She needs to win this first off.

>>132327051
Vague manifesto

This is the first Brit/pol thread that I felt obliged to iron my shirt to. Why does KK remind me of an ironing board?

>>132327575

She's running for leader not PM.

Also how is 'closing down mosques that are known to support terrorism, stopping all migration from sharia countries and deporting suspects' sound vague?

She'll formulae a more thorough national manifesto when she wins the leadership contest.

>>132327051
UKIP need someone who can play the media like Trump does

Lads what's the best internet service provider?

>>132326663
Who is this Abbot you speak of? Did you mean the "human calculator" Diane Abbott by any chance?

>>132327882

Not necessarily, the MSM has been pretty discredited.

What we need is someone with some balls who is going to tell it like it is, if we get another Nuttall the parties dead.

>>132327946
TalkTalk doesn't block all the pirate sites
Virgin is best for price and speed

Big Black Cock in Rightly So

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>>132328182
Thanks

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For the Queen! Fuck the Russian scum. I regret that I was born in this shit hole.

>>132328527

Who's this in relation to?

probably fucking King George VI or something knowing people these days.

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>>132328527
>tfw semi-ironically browse /who/ and some of them were actually trying to justify lines like this

>>132328653
Historic London, in general so many black people

>>132328630
Don't hate your own land and people you spanner, have pride in what you are.

>>132328653
Victorian London.

>>132328742
>>132328752

Fuck me, there was probably something like 100 Africans in the whole of London at that stage.

>>132326509
> The last time I saw a body like that young man Keira Knightley was when I ran my iron over this sweet 14 year old Morrocan boy's back and double creased my military shirts on him. I fucked him hard when he was bent over for an extra shilling.
t.Winston Churchill

>>132328742
I don't hate my motherland, I hate what it's becoming.

>>132328832

Makes two of us.

We were also both betrayed by the USA, kind of a habit of theirs.

>>132328527
WE

>>132328800
Erm, what?

>>132328832
As do I with my own but I will never say "fuck England" and neither should you.

>>132328900

WUZ

>>132328900
*clicks with tongue*

>>132328742
After the USSR, Russia becoming a monster who are trying to get some advantage in the world by Nuke force. It's pathetic. Not to mention the conditions and state of the society.

>>132327946
>Lads what's the best internet service provider?
Asking 14 year olds who live in their mother's basement anything. LOL.

>>132329003
That's what happens in this world - you either get devoured by monsters or you become the monster.

>>132329003
DOCTORZ

>>132328908
The difference is that you don't have a discord with your government, as far as I read your news I see how your are connected with Theresa and I feel that you are together as a nation. In Russia Putin is kind off different class like pajeet caste and so on who can booze in JewYork and don't give a shit that some people in Russia are dying from bad quality alcohol approved by Russian test system, and so on and so forth.

>>132329160

N'

>>132329027
>LOL
You're clearly projecting

>>132329204

M8 this country couldn't be anymore divided, were about one more murder away from blood on the streets.

>>132328630
Der Untermensch the picture. People like that must be sterilized

>>132329204
>together as a nation
Our "leaders" would walk over our dead bodies just to tell the camera that Islamophobia is not to be accepted in CURRENT YEAR. As would many of our people, we are balkanised without the borders.

>>132329303
I'm a Tory. I've became a member of Conservatives to show my government, that they're sheet and fuck them. Because the British way is only the right way!

>>132326663
>First for shagging Diane abbot
absolutelyharam.jpg

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>>132329350
Cheers, man.

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>>132329441
slava rossiya.

>>132326509
guten tag

>>132329670
moin

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>>132329564
You've got arms like fucking Kermit the frog, start lifting.

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Juncker is drunk real early today

>"You are ridiculous" @JunckerEU tells European Parliament. Is told off by @EP_President. SCENES!

>"I will never attend a meeting like this again" @JunckerEU adds

https://twitter.com/adamfleming/status/882136763598327808

>>132329564
Super Hans?

>>132326509

What's with the long neck? I don't think some of these celebrities are actual Humans.

Lads, the firemen put out the fridge fire in Grenfell and walked away thinking the fire was out. They didnt notice the smouldering cladding. Another fire team was called in to combat the uprising cladding flamability much later. Much too late to save the flammable sub-letting multi-cultis.

OF COURSE it was the Sea Cadets.
Literally ever joke we made about them in the Army Cadets was true. Buncha fucking nonces

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I've got the new template sorted for the leaf containment thread but I can't think of what to put on it, all their news is insane. We had the interest hike and the genderless baby yesterday.

>>132329715
hello Britbong

lads, i'm so glad that exports are soaring now that the pound is in the shitter

http://uk.mobile.reuters.com/article/idUKKBN19O0ST

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>wake up
>see the headlines about the Nork missile
>let's see what pol's saying about it
>main board has five threads on the first fucking page whining about women
>Americans (obvious NEETs) literally sitting up all night into the wee hours REEEEing about "roasties"

I fucking hate this place now outside of brit/pol/, lads. Honest to Christ it's a fucking shambles.

>>132329282
My projection will be in your mother.

>>132329933
I agree, it's like a completely different website.

>>132329723
You look at the picture like an artist, that's funny. I'm a B.Arch, now I'm a techie because I think that that explains things more precisely.

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Another day, another Muslim grooming.

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>>132329933
>Honest to Christ it's a fucking shambles.

ain't that the truth

>>132329933
It's 4chan, not sure what you were expecting to be quite honest. Most here aren't successful with women and this place has become a venting board.

>>132329933

I stopped going out there about 6 months ago.

You'll be happier for it.

>>132329933
>>Americans (obvious NEETs) literally sitting up all night into the wee hours REEEEing about "roasties"
They're shills mate, they're paid to do that because it causes rifts within /pol/ and they're bloody effective. When you see those threads report them, don't post in them and simply move on.

>>132330008
Explain the picture please.

>>132330008
Jonaya? Sounds like nothing, lad.

>dyeing the roads blue

This fucking caller on LBC is mental.

>>132330118
>>132330154

She explains here. It was on Katie Hopkins Shitter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XIjhBuuQY0

She's not a Muslim, that's what this is all about.

>>132329933
Never leave brit/pol/. My dad taught me that when I was five.

>>132330076

This shit used to be (mostly) isolated to r9k.

What's happened in the past year and a half or so is that NEET virgins from r9k have convinced themselves that the reason they can't get laid isn't actually to do with the fact they're obese and never leave the house but because there's a 'political' dimension to it i.e. it's society's fault (and hence not their own) and so they drag it over here.

>>132330118
>They're shills mate

I hope that's at least true for some of them.

>>132330311
I watched this a couple days ago. What I didn't understand was why she was under the impression that the UK has freedom of speech.

>>132330405
Yes, /r9k/ and /pol/ are pretty much one and the same now, lots of cross posting, difference being /r9k/ is strictly for rants about women and muh autism or whatever else. It seems pretty full to be quite honest, quite sad.

>>132330483

Because we invented it in 17th century coffee houses you fucking obese moronic mongoloid.

Holy fuck. The Nigger's fridge fire was put out. The firemen weren't trained to look for the middle layer of cladding igniting. Walked away good and proper.Job done. Back to the station for tea and bisc......

>>132330118
As a Russian and as a one who have the English language as a second language. I'd say. I fucking love Cockney and Brummie and in some ways I found that the northern Scotland accent was super funny, Trainspotting and so! I don't like American language: it has no aristocratic nobility, labourish shit and so forth.

>>132330405
>What's happened in the past year and a half or so
oh fuck off. this place has been an MRA safespace since inception.

>>132330600

You mean one of them saw an opportunity, broke some billows out and fanned it up the side of the building? Cool.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CINVwWHlzTY

>/pol/cucks ITT will actually actively defend the government

>>132329564
>drinking in the morning
>that complexion, skin and surroundings
Dysgenic scum with bad lifestyle choices and shit-tier genetics/10

>>132330680
Not exactly, no.

>>132330405
>I hope that's at least true for some of them.
It is for almost all of them. There are also a lot of shills in Brit/pol/ regularly and they're very effective, but people are too fucking stupid to actually realise what's going on and the feed in to the shill-tornado-of-death.

>>132330736
No we won't, go away.

>>132330651

American is based on rustic pioneering people not consanguinity.

>>132330769
>shitting on your own countryman when he's done nothing wrong
I'd rather know him than you.

I'm gonna call into James on LBC and read out the fresh prince lyrics, he's talking about gangs

>>132330857

They're shitting on each other to be fair.

>>132330833
You're happy because I had a chance to be a British colony. We're - Russians - a sort of punks and outsiders.

>>132330904
No, the shitting is going one way.

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>>132330881

Yes!

Also mention that Mud from Newcastle who's infringing freedom of speech.

Why are british women so ugly

>>132330311
>She's not a Muslim
Lad, her parent, single probably, called this mongrel Jonaya? As I said, Nothing Lost.

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>>132326694
>Those fucking teeth
How inbred are you guys?

Can't get through, the line keeps dropping

>>132330833
Just one word.
>You're happy because you was a British colony. We're - Russians - a sort of punks and outsiders. I like that in a way. But I don't want USA is pulling strings. And I hate that Russia is becoming a shite.

>>132331148

M8 she's not bad, she goes to Pegida marchs.

Now fuck off with you Mud apologist shit.

Lol, got through, she's going to try and call me back.

Fuck a green text.
You're happy because you was a British colony. We're - Russians - a sort of punks and outsiders. I like that in a way. But I don't want USA is pulling strings. And I hate that Russia is becoming a shite.

>>132330826
The majority of /pol/ voted for the Tories. Yes they will.

http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/

>>132330857
>drinking in the morning
>soviet nostalgia
>inferior genetics
>bad lifestyle choices
Christcuck by a chance? Go and hug some Polish coalburner or Swansea spice addict you waste of space

>>132331163
It's just shit dental care Cletus

>>132329564
Is that a pirate bay shirt

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>>132331359
>James O Brian

>>132329933
Brit/pol/ is the worst of it outside of Election campaigns and even during the election it was pitiful.

Everyday same shit
>Muh Biscuits
>Muh Tinder
>Muh Mosley / Powell posting
>Muh Blackpill
>LBC and Twitter links

>>132331371
But you have a bad mouth, that's worse than anything you just listed.

>>132331471
I agree to an extent but since you're a le kekistani American please escort yourself out of our beloved thread

>>132331468
Reading the fresh prince lyrics is classic 4chan though, should be a good laugh.

>>132331471
>Muh Mosley / Powell posting
Nothing wrong with this lad, nothing wrong at all.

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>>132331468

http://www.lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/james-obrien/james-obrien-how-britain-ended-up-in-turmoil/

>implying he isn't based

>>132331443
Yeah, I had printed that in a local firm when I was very interested in networking, some exploits and so forth. Black hats are super funny.

>>132331260
Okay. Seems a shame to not Niggify Christian names. It all makes sense now. Thanks Anon. I will call my next daughter Shontella Starbux after you.

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>>132331678
Looks like James has studied politics at GCSE level.

>>132327051
I agree, we should meme her into office, and the fact that I bet on her at 10/1 has nothing to do with it.

>>132331471
Posts a child's communist flag.

>>132326509
>>132331009

>>132331371
Man, I like you as a some Russian shit, at least not a shitskin mongrel, but you're too rude. This inaccuracy in your mindset. So. Fuck off. If you're wanna fight. Welcome to the club.

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>>132331778

http://www.lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/james-obrien/the-crucial-point-on-immigration-brexit-voters-are/

He drops a lot of truth bombs.

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>>132327733
>stopping all migration from sharia countries
Reminder that Pakistan is a sharia country

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>>132331964

"I'm a bit drunk babies"
Fuck Russia, just invade this country and tell people about the rights. God save the Queen!

>>132332004

I'd stop migration from them even if they weren't.

She actually just said 'majority Muslim countries' anyway.

>>132331775

You'll be calling your fucking daughter Aisha if you don't fuck off with this divide and conqueror shit.

Make us a colony of the British Empire. This culture is entirely mine, i love EastEnders.

>>132331359
>this mong telling us about his football career

>>132329933
Mods should really move those fucking threads to r9k, it's what it's there for. I showed my gf a "woman hate thread" on r9k once, she was visibly shocked.

>>132332471
You're a fag.

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I had a horrific nightmare last night lads. I had an Arabic nose and slowly started to realise I was actually an Arab.

>>132327733
There's a lot of, "we need to look into," or, "we will consider," throughout that's a bit off-putting. Worse because it's on big issues like housing and Are En Haich Ess

>>132331163
>he thinks american pearly whites are due to genes

>>132332555
I had a nightmare in which my hairline receeded and I developed a hooked nosed.

>>132330573
brit/pol/ is full of /britfeel/ posters and memes as well

>>132332555
I had a dream that I was the PM for some reason and someone was trying to kill me and then I visited the King who had a potato for a head and wanted to rape me and then I woke up.

Not a word of a lie.

>>132331163
Never mind his teeth, he seems to have a glass eye

>>132331471
>kekistani
Fuck off please

>>132332703
A vision of an Irish conqueror perhaps.

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>>132331471

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>>132328630
Based Russian tsarist anglophile. Tsarist restoration when?

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/586470/Russia-royal-family-Vladimir-Putin-reinstate-Tsar-Nicholas-Second-Romanov

>>132333053
wahey

>>132332338
It's not D&C lad. My library shut down. Austerity. My hospital closed. Austerity. Council cut backs. Austerity. Things are shit. Austerity. Overseas Foreign Aid budget increases.

Some dumb fuck thinks it's important to rant about a girl with q nigger name.

Meanwhile Chatham House and a separate EU group gather to talk about Ukraine. Nobody mentions Latoya Dasrite. The end.

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>>132326509
Happy fourth of July, you fucking muslims.

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>>132332411
Eastenders is fantasy genre now. All the cockneys have moved out to Essex.

>>132333236
Hope you've thanked france and spain

>radio silence
Amature, James, amateur.

>>132332584

If we don't stop the Islamisation of this country housing will be something for the next Mud generation to decide.

30% of kids in primary and secondary school don't identify as white British anymore.

>>132333194

I couldn't give a fuck about here, this is a matter of freedom of speech... you know? That used to be considered important once over.

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>>132333236
Y...you too

>>132333236
>87 percent white
Remind me, what is the corresponding figure for the US?

>>132333534
Less than 30%

Going fishing for the day lads.
I love fishing and /pol/.

>>132333534

Less than 17% white now I believe.

Congress is getting moved to New Mexico.

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Very nearly finished sorting out all the bills and final notices I built up being JUSTed for a couple of years lads, feels fucking great. Wonder how long it'll take to stop panicking every time I hear someone on the front steps thinking it's going to be bailiffs or coppers.

>>132333296

Superior Geordie genes imposing their will on Cumbrian silly sausages.

>>132333671
I'm going to go swimming in the sea.

>>132331913
You are weak and you drink in the morning. Not a single reason to not sterilise filth like you
And an idiot on top of that>>132329003(since Nicolas II*, not after USSR)
>>132329441

>>132333719
Godbless lad. Gotta get yer paperwork sorted out.
Felicity a cute A CUTE.

>>132333816
Mind yourself m8.

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>>132333236

u mad?

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>>132333838

good taste m90

>>132333473
Where have you been? Freedom of speech is over. Ask David Irving how free he is. Ask him if his voice was silenced in the UK. Muslims now have the same judicial protection as Jews. It's okay to bomb his apartment but illegal to question Jews or Muslims. What was once can never be. There are more people to blame than are capable of being imprisoned.

>>132333893
White Total not being 100% and White Scottish not being 95-97% just screams WE ARECÜCKED

No racial laws and/or ethnicity-based legal system = cucked shithole that deserves terrorism and suffer

>>132333838
>Mind yourself m8


Thanks for the concern, lad, but it's a very mild and shallow area right by the beach.

Any of you got any traditional british music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4KJ4lSq8XA

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>>132334091

Aлeкceй, please...

>>132333053
Banning live animal exports is a good one for convincing cat ladies and the like

>>132334294
If you visit any major city you would think it's 97%

>>132334294
An argument how, mongoloid? Exactly my point. The reason I believe that all European "nations" deserve to get regular terror attacks. If it takes to wipe out 90% of Europe before a single nation establishes the racial laws - so be it

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>>132333070
We even have a spare royal if you need one

>>132326509
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-european-union-eu-steve-baker-theresa-may-wholly-torn-down-libertarian-alliance-a7820721.html

Daily reminder that we're on course for the hardest of hard Brexits, and there's nothing globalists can do about it.

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Why wont the government agree to these simple demands?

All these wogs crying about how mugging people made them sad and O Brien giving them a sympathetic ear.

What would happen if Kim Jong Cunt just nuked Yankland out of nowhere?

Would it spark all out global thermo nuclear war ultimately leading to the destruction of planet earth and is there any way I can help him achieve this?

>>132334734
Always archive those
https://archive.is/x0NVD

>>132334049
What's wrong with you faggots. Felicity Kendall in 2017 is an absolute monster. She was cute 40 years ago. Pat Butcher is better than FK in 2017. Post recent photos whole I laugh at you.

>>132333296
>yorkshire has one accent
What did they mean by this?

>>132334747

you shouldn't listen to that shit, it's bad for your temper

https://youtu.be/e1bpd0GGHr4

>>132334747
You still calling in lad?

>>132334741
>monies
Can't be serious, r-right?

>>132334741
They all seem fine other than the citizenship one, fuck that.

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>>132334774

nobody is this stupid

>>132334910
She said she'd try to call me back but if she hasn't by the time this item has ended I'm just going to get on with the rest of my day.

>>132334818
He's trying to call in to spout memes, and I'm listening with waning hope that he will ever get through because every caller is giving their 15 minute life story.

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>>132334960

Antifa here. Any of you racists have jobs? Do you contribute to society?

>>132334741
Fuck the Grenfell victims. Cheeky cunts shouldn't have had the audacity to survive. They should be quietly culled.

>>132334781
All of Yorkshire has a shitty accent apart from Harrogate and Ilkley who pretend they're southern.

>>132334752
Why is your bread so shit?
>>132334741
>Undocumented immigrants
>on an island
Why is the Border patrol so shit? Why must American culture be imported for absolutely everything?

>>132335019
Left wing activists e.g. antifa are much less employed than their right wing counterparts so any point you're trying to make is moot

>>132334749
>What would happen if Theresa May just nuked Yankland out of nowhere?
>Would it spark all out global thermo nuclear war ultimately leading to the destruction of planet earth and is there any way I can help her achieve this?
>Am I a knob?
Yes.

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>>132335019

>>132335019
No
I hate society, why the fuck would I contribute to it?

>>132326509
How does any of those sources have anything to do with Keira Knightley?

>>132335019

I do have a job but the idea I'm contributing to society doing it is laughable

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https://mobile.twitter.com/BritishArmy/status/881923045643796480

>tfw thinking of joining up and then I see this

>>132334781
>yorkshire has one accent
>What did they mean by this?
It's called Yorkistan, lad.

>>132335019
Sometimes no job is better
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58fa53bee5626

>>132335158
Is that you, Rimmer?

When That guy pretending to be russian with a Russian flag next to his name replaces the Bait guy on 4chan...

I come along and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBhh23-paLU

post a 30 minute long video of the most Faggot Russian BAIT in the history of mankind, with no subtitles filmed sideways.

Can some one please teach me how to make those Bait pictures?

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>>132335158
kek

>>132335158
I'd wager that the majority of the lads on the front line are all what some may call ""racist""

>>132335257
Is that you?

>>132335220
He was going to join the Marines I think. Considering that too.

>>132335291
no

>>132335158
>https://mobile.twitter.com/BritishArmy/status/881923045643796480

>micro-inequalities
>did you just assume my rank, shitlord?

>>132335384
Well perhaps if you identify as a Field Marshall when enlisting they'll let you skip through the ranks.

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>>132335384
>tfw assigned private at recruitment but I'm trans-brigadier general

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>>132335384
Hello I'd like to join the marines

>>132335044
All of Yorkshire has a bazillion different accents.

>>132335191
>Yorkistan
DELET

>>132334949
I'll wait for the 2017 photo, freak. I've seen her in real life. Nasty. I'd probably do Hilary first, and the Chuckle Brothers second. I'd probably take my time on Barry to not get round to doing FK.

Don't get me wrong. FK, 40 years ago was stunning. Not now though. Are you a freak or something?

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'Hard Brexit means people fleeing the UK'
Mr NHS badge is holding the paper

>>132335635
wtf I love brexit even more now?

>>132335146
Paying into the system not sitting around on the dole

>>132335635
(((Jeremy "carpet bagger" Hunt)))
I don't think so, tripfag.

>>132335514
kek im fucking crying

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I have an American flag and a British flag hanging up in my room.
How much of a cuck am I?

>>132336003
Are you American or British?

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>Violent criminals and gang members deserve sympathy and have never done nuffin wrong
>Anyone with even slightly right of centre views is evil and brainwashed by the daily mail
I hate James O Brien so much lads.

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>>132335019
>feeding the system that is designed to dehumanise and destroy you
I actually have a job. Feels bad man.

>>132335044
Deutscher oder A*glo?

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>>132335635
Quiet bat people?

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On the day when we can fully trust each other, there will be peace on Earth.

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>>132336044
British. I'm planning on getting all the flags of the Anglosphere and hanging them up.

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>>132335865
There is literally nothing wrong with being on the dole

t. I'm sitting around on the dole right now, about to crack open a nice cold can of Fanta, and then continue do whatever the fuck I want all day, without some arse licking cunt who is dumber than me telling me what to do all day whilst getting paid more than me meanwhile I'm doing all of this work to support a system that literally wants me dead and actively replaces me

Yeah, you're real smart

>>132336003
Yanks are top lads tbf. We make fun of them but they're a friendly people.

>>132336148
Whatever tickles your fancy lad, not something I'd do though.

>>132336136
On the day when we can fully trust each other, there, there will be nothing left that's worth trusting each other for. Whites and Japs are the only races capable of upholding civilisation, once we hand over our homelands that's it.

>>132336196
>Yanks are top lads tbf.
Have you seen what it's like outside Brit/pol/?

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>>132336148
yanks are barely anglo at this point

>>132336383
I've been outside if that's what you're asking.

>>132336520
>he's been outside
Absolutely disgusting desu.

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>>132336332

I have seen life from the top down and the bottom up. I know how it looks both ways. And I know there is wisdom and that there is hope. One of the ways you learn about life is to associate with people. I hope you wont be offended but I don't believe you sound like you have much life experience.

>>132336640
>I have seen life from the top down and the bottom up
As an Australian queer, do you prefer top down or sticking your bottom up?

>>132336169
Are you not jealous of people who pay for expensive stuff and enjoy life and have girlfriends?

>went on trending
If I ran a country I would block out all foreign data transmissions and build a national intranet.

Lads I just woke up and now I feel I have wasted the day. Am I mentally ill and how many drugs and bennies can I get?

>>132337128
Haha nice meme xD

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>>132336440
>Texas
>Anglo

More like Rhode Island and the Appalachians, Texas got KRAUTED.

>>132337015
No, material possessions are fleeting
I want to live a simple life like my ancestors before me. I want to opt out of the rat race, and the endless cities, and the faces of strangers I'll see once and never meet again

Man isn't supposed to live like some caged rat

>>132337195
Texas got beaned.

>>132337219
>Man isn't supposed to live like some caged rat
But man is supposed to attract a mate by flaunting his strength and wealth. Just how it is.

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>>132336640
Can't tell if you're shitposting or not, but if you genuinely believe in racial equality and multiculturalism, then you clearly haven't lived a varied life or travelled in the slightest. Or you had your eyes closed the whole time. Or you're not white.

>>132336048
It was pretty enlightening to hear so many of them getting emotional to the point of tears though. Just goes to show that men from all walks of life can be as fucked up as the men who browse /r9k/.

imperialism has created terrorist groups. FACT.

your far right nationalism has - rationality. Is why people are getting acid thrown in their face.

>>132337352
Doesn't matter how much someone has traveled, if the person traveling is retarded enough to think shiting in a hole and spraying the shit off with a garden hose is deep and cultured, then traveling will reinforce their belief

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Me on the right.

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>>132336169

>spending your prime physical and mental years drinking pop and shitposting, not building a life that allows you to rise above the corporate bollocks

wew

Your future is basically being that really weird guy on the street that the local parents tell their kids to avoid. You know that right?

>>132337676
Me centre left.

>>132337676
To be fair to the kids, they're protesting the retarded policy of not allowing school boys to wear shorts in summer. They're highlighting how retarded the dress code is as school policy doesn't exclude them from wearing skirts. Nothing to do with gender confusion.

>>132337295
I'm good looking physically, way above average, I'm smart and I don't have trouble with women on a purely psychical attraction level, I just do not care. I've rejected several this year alone. The feeling is not mutual, I hate most cunts with a deep rage. I've done all of that, I've done all of the meaningless shit, I've done the meaningful shit. Once you've done at least 10+, you've done them all.
I hate probably more than 99.9 percent of all people (No memes, or edginess), I really do.

I focus pretty much all of my energies that would have/could have been exerted on family, chasing wealth, etc, on my work, and self improvement.

I no longer care about such trivial things

>>132337816
This. People took this story way out of context.

>>132337816
I mean, they could've just worn shorts en masse instead.

>>132337643
>>132337746
see>>132337861
I don't give a fuck. In the grand scheme of things, people's opinions mean nothing. Shit, at any level they mean nothing.

Enjoy trying to juggle though, I'm sure you'll be happy mate

>>132337816
Get a job faggot

>>132337861
This 100%.

>>132337927
They could have done a countless number of things, but the fact that us retards are talking about it now shows this was the most effective form of protest.
>>132337960
It's my day off.

>>132337861
>(No memes, or edginess)
No, that's 100% edge.

>>132337948
>people's opinions mean nothing
This is how society breaks down. People's opinions of you do matter and they matter a lot. Obviously you're just too important and above all the human stuff that humans do as part of being human.

>>132337960
What jobs can you get with decent A-levels and not one day of experience in anything? Genuine question, never actually looked lol.

>>132337861
I know how you feel lad, however great you think they are, they're just not men. They just don't form those sort of connections. You're never going to have high quality banter with a woman, they'll just think it's mean.

>>132338064
>>people's opinions mean nothing
>This is how society breaks down. People's opinions of you do matter and they matter a lot.
This is only true if society hasn't already broken down.

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>tfw anglo
>still have health/gene problems

I thought we were the masterrace?

>>132338064
>People's opinions of you do matter and th..
Maybe as a rule, though I am an exception.

What applies to your average dumb fuck drone does not, and should not apply to me, and probably some of you too. We live in different worlds to them.

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>>132337948

I work doing shit I'd be doing anyway: scientific mathematical modelling.

See, this is where the NEET bollocks collapses. It's entirely possible to get a job doing what you enjoy and earning many many multiples of what you get on the dole - even easier if you have days and days to dedicate to studying it (that's what you NEETs always say you do, right?) But no. Apparently, the real life is earning a pittance and having to count how many cans of Fanta you can by while basically making yourself a societal pariah.

This self-deluding "I'm such a misanthrope" chat only goes so far, lad. Suicidal, middle-aged male alkies are ten-a-penny and that's guaranteed where you'll end up.

>>132338227
>shitskin migration since the 1750s and three kike Prime Ministers (Disraeli, Sunny Jim and Dave)
>master race

>>132338125
A fair few lad.
Mostly entry level shit that you can progress from if you show gumption and decent work ethic.

If your keen you can wind up as a commis, show willing nd get trained up then go traveling around the world cooking for plebs to support yourself.
Theres the building trade, get on the blower to an agency as a labourer, go through the CSCS bullshit, then fake it till you make it.

So long as your willing to get your hands dirty, people will be willing to put the time in to training you up from bullshit menial entry level junk to a position where you can make actual money.

james o brien on an absolute chimp out on right wing trolls on twitter about grenfell, i can taste the salt.

illegals shouldn't have been in grenfell tower simple as that

>>132338189
Fucking hell, it's like talking with five year olds.

>>132338235
>We live in different worlds to them
We're just the fucking same as then except the patterns were inverted when we fell in to them, we're still motivated by the same damn behaviours, bloody hell. You're not above anyone so stop saying you are, those who claim to be better than others are most often lesser than others.

I'm off to go watch some telly cause you fags are a bit bloody retarded.

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>Be Mohammed
>Take your son to Canada as "refugees"
>Expect gibs and to coach your son with anti-west sentiments
>he becomes a Furry instead

Pottery

>>132338439
>not an argument

>>132337219
Don't be a hippy lad go to church

>>132338246
Poverty is underrated when it comes to creation.
You know fuck all. And anyway, I don't particularly care for material possessions, as I mentioned. I don't mind hardship, if it comes with a lesson.
Personal experience is the genesis of true learning, and when you're poor? You are in a different state of mind altogether. Why do you think people fast and have done for thousands of years? You think it's a "meme" or something? The mind functions differently in these situations.

>''The intelligent poor individual was a much finer observer than the intelligent rich one. The poor individual looks around him at every step, listens suspiciously to every word he hears from the people he meets; thus, every step he takes presents a problem, a task, for his thoughts and feelings. He is alert and sensitive, he is experienced, his soul has been burned...''

>>132338439
You're simply wrong. Man is not equal, as much as you'd like to believe it so, it simply isn't true.

Convince me not to kill myself.

>>132338724
pls dont

>>132338724
The Jews want you to

>>132337887
>>132337816
It was the same headmistress that denied them the right to wear shorts that suggested they protest it by wearing skirts.
So yes, it definitely fucking is another case of a woman forcing her gender-identity idealisms on the boys.

>>132338724
Going missing for weeks out in the country sounds more fun and doesn't result in your life ending

>>132338848
>It was the same headmistress that denied them the right to wear shorts that suggested they protest it by wearing skirts.
IIRC she was being a sarcastic bitch and they took the piss out of her by following her suggestion through. She wasn't trying to turn her entire male enrollment into gender queers.

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>>132338724

Please know that you're loved, suicide is never the answer, it might seem like a throw away line, but it does get better.

>>132338834
>>132338835
>>132338889
>>132338974
Just kidding, you bunch of poofs.

>>132339045

In that case, can you show me your uncut willy?

>>132338679
Church is for morons clinging onto a past that hates them anyway.
Look at what your pope does and says. Christianity is no better than Islam or Judaism.

You are hypnotised by the history of it, and the various monuments it constructed in it's prime, but now that's all long gone and long dead... Christianity isn't the answer you're looking for

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>>132339045
I don't want to go to jail for accomplice to murder m8

>>132338966
She was the one who claimed the comment was sarcastic. She obviously won't come clean and say "Yes I did encourage it,".
But schools generally love this kind of PR, because it is a little controversial and gets the name out for the area. My own school tendes to do it a few times themselves. It isn't about encouraging them to be gender fluid, just about minor PR and a pat on the back for the mother's associations.

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Back from a two mile run lads. 18 minutes.

What is the most redpilled supermarket

>>132339315
Gotta get that down to 14 but it isn't bad for a starter.

>>132339268
You've literally just said she was enforcing her gender identity idealisms... are you fucking retarded or backpedaling?

>>132339335
Buying from small local businesses and not some Kike ran megacorp

Imagine being an international journalist and having to read britpol

>>132339315
Do fartlek

>>132339315
Runming kills gains. Stop immiedatly

>>132339481
Not lifting anything at the moment lad. Plus i'm trying to make stamina gains right now.

>>132339373
Here we go.. toxicity comes out and you remind the general why you're the most despised tripfag here, apart from Preuße.

I said it wasn't about converting them into genderfluids. It was still about the headteacher flouncing her own ideals for mother's associations-esque bodies.

If you can't see the difference between the two then you have no place to call anyone retarded.

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>>132339315
try going for further distance but slower pace.
better for fat burns and building stamina

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>>132327051
We shouldn't have a party leader who prioritises Islam and it's problems. The far greater threat to Britain is cultural Marxism which Islam is only the symptom of. We need a proper conservative party, not some civic watered down EDL

>>132333296
Norfolk is the last bastion of East Anglican accents.

>>132339570
This, i started running from no exercise this year after christmas. Ran my first 10k last thursday. The fat's melting off me.

>>132339682
*Anglian

>>132339707
Gimme some of it lad. Tired of shitting 3x a day

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>>132339365
Not sure how I can get my mile time down. It feels borderline impossible. I feel like i'm sprinting at the moment with my mile time at about 8-9 minutes. I'm not even that obese, just a small amount of chub on me but my stamina is absolute shite.
>>132339570
What kind of pace should I be aiming for for long distance running?

>>132334741
How many residents were in that building? About 120 flats and over 100 died. How many survivors? All immigrants that want more gibs, this fucking country

>>132339561
If you want to call pointing out your bullshit toxicity, then crack on

>I said it wasn't about converting them into genderfluids. It was still about the headteacher flouncing her own ideals for mother's associations-esque bodies.
See >>132338848
>So yes, it definitely fucking is another case of a woman forcing her gender-identity idealisms on the boys.
>gender-identity idealisms
>gender-identity
Retard.

>>132339792
Do fartlek ffs, it will help massively

>>132339792
Mix your routine up. Do two days a week distance training at a sustainable pace and then once a week do split training to get your speed up in a shorter session.

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Scotland reporting in.
We will provide a safe haven for you anglo lads once pakis and indians outnumber you down there.

>>132339901
Calm yourself lad. I will try it out.
>>132339947
Will do.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dGV6w6pt-8

>>132339846
>Forcing toleration for ideals on the boys
>Forcing them to subscribe to them themselves
>Being the same