goodnight sweet prince

please be real

>>132324573
I live here in the hollywood hills

i'm staying in california, where else should I move? I rather stay in my gated community and hire guards to shoot starving mexican hordes when they head for the hills.

>>132324721
Same here lol

>>132324573
>makes up a WMD rumour about iraq
>completely ignores NK
USA - not even once.

>>132324721
HERE IN MY GARAGE

am i dead?

>>132324573
R.I.p surrounding states. Blue texas

>>132324643
>>132324573
>>132324754
it's real
>>132322662

>>132324721
>>132324819
F

>>132324955
IN MY GARAGE WHERE I FEEL SAFE

>>132324573
No happening here.
>T. LA Anon in the 909

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>>132325013
here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini

>>132324962
you should be

>>132324573
Hopefully it hits the convention center and wipes out all the weebs at anime expo

Then maybe I'll finally leave 3DPD western women behind and be with my waifu forever

>>132324573
OK LET IT BE SETTLED
RE-PEATING D-IGITS IF WE"RE FUCKED

>>132325299
Thank god

>>132324573
Rest in piss

>>132325299
AT LEAST WE KNOW NOW,
WE NEEDN'T FUMBLE FOR AGES
DID YOU WANT TO LIVE IN IGNORANCE?
WE CAN PREPARE NOW.

Or, as they would say in Los Angeles; buenas noches, dulce príncipe

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>>132325299
You just had to do it didn't you.

>>132325296
rollin.g for nuclear holocaust

only happening here are messicans blowing fireworks in the valley.

>>132325516
And fucking LAPD helicopters flying over my neighborhood every night looking for armed robbery suspects

>>132325516
I know, for God's sake I hear these pieces of shit in Walnut lighting off fireworks, and we just have to deal with them

GUYS,
I"M GONNA REVERSE IT.
REP DIG IF WE ARE OK

>>132325641
That's the California state bird, Anon.

>>132325687
IM SORRY GGUIS

LA is fucked. Vegas after

>>132325685
dickheads blew some off less than a block away yesterday afternoon. I wasn't even thinking july 4th then. I came within an inch of returning heavy and sustained fire.

>>132325687
It's too late now. Head for the bunker we have 44 hours

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>>132324573
Only good SoCal county checking in.

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>>132324573

Hahahahhaa Florida wins again.

>>132325906
nukes might cure the great white problem. sadly, our mexicans will likely survive the fallout.

>>132325906
I'm sorry it had to be like this friend

>>132325906
OC is full of Asians now

>>132325299
Does "we" mean /pol/ or LA?

>>132325699
True

I want SF more

>>132324573
Basic gesalt pls

>>132326038
Asians love white people and American culture.
My gay Viet neighbor dresses in short shorts and cowboy boots when watering the flowers around his American flags. SO AMERICAN HONEY

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>>132325906
HEIL BROTHERS

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>California gets nuked
>Los Angeles anhiliated
>No more silicon sluts
>No more west coast hip hop garbage
>No more sinful Hollywood
Let fire rain from the skies.

>>132326099
This. San Francisco is more densely populated and even more left wing than LA.

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>>132324573
You faggots are going to look so retarded tomorrow when nothing happens.


Screencap this post and share it tomorrow to make happening fags feel retarded.

>>132326236
All sorts of degeneracy is spread from LA though.

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>>132326236
For that matter, Berkeley & Oakland.

>>132325906
>Be Orange County
>BTFO by Dodgers
>>132325831
You should have. Fuck sake these pieces of shit lighting up on America Day Eve.

>>132326131
According to a defector, Kim jong Un wants to target LA if he gets his nuke program working. Given the relative success we are now preparing for the imminent nuking of LA.

>>132326305

Fucking fashy Dianaposters

>>132326313
Why not both plus Seattle and Portland

wait what the fuck is happening????

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/627094/North-Korea-first-intercontinental-ballistic-missile-US-weapon-confirm

>>132324573
Seattle checking in, why did I have to come home from college to get nuked?

>>132326169
Yeah I know, but they still vote Democrat for some reason. The GOP really should reach out to them more, they could be an ideal conservative demographic. Successful, hard-working, patriotic, have family values, etc.

>>132325013
NO ONE CARES ABOUT MY WAYS

>>132324573
>implying
I think this thread should be for San Francisco

>>132326535
>implying >implying
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/kim-jong-un-nuke-los-angeles-north-korea-nuclear-weapons-icbm-missiles-defector-us-leader-a7545011.html

>>132326597
Always archive it
https://archive.is/0znNI

>I don't see how people are bitching about this
"North Korea has just launched another missile. Does this guy have anything better to do with his life?

"Hard to believe that South Korea and Japan will put up with this much longer. Perhaps China will put a heavy move on North Korea and end this nonsense once and for all!" It's just about one of the most generic responses you could give in such a situation, while still being a dick to Kim Jung UN.

>>132326628
30 secs gj bot

bye lel

>>132326190
>California nuked
>No more internet, phones, laptops, gadgets, websites, apps, video games, TV, films, music, fruits, wine, etc.

>>132324721
>where else should I move?
east.

as far east as you can get.

burn in nuclear fire

>>132326046
only LA

LA can burn in hell

>>132326597
Great, nuke the people larping as fags instead of the actual fags...

>>132324573

And nothing of value would be lost

>>132326774
If LA gets nuked everyone is at risk for war.

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big bear checking in, all is well

>>132326830
>>132326788
>>132326762
S-shut up

Dammit.
I had plans tomorrow.

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>>132326371
Those dipshits don't even know how to draw missile trajectories properly. You use a great circle route that goes way up over Alaska to it LA, not the dumbass straight lines you see in this image.

>>132326844
then you better start the Calexit ASAP

>>132326478
My understanding is that they DO vote Republican. They absolutely hate communism and anything like it.
They're also racist as fuck.

>>132326728
but it's all made in china

>>132326728
>Implying all of those things come from CA
You are fake news.

>>132327089
Calexit would result in the Democratic People's Republic of California. We'd be left to fight the foreign government with militias.

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>>132324573
Finally. This faggot will die in nuclear firestorm.

>>132327180
>>132327162
Most big tech and entertainment companies are based in California.

>>132327122
I wish that were the case, but IIRC about 65% of Asians vote Democrat.

>>132326728
>Detroit nuked
>No more cars

Really activates your almonds

>>132327251
>Calexit would result in the Democratic People's Republic of California. We'd be left to fight the foreign government with militias.
lel no, Calexit would result in US military occupation. Fags aren't gonna fight our military.

>>132327392
And most of them deserve to die

>>132327180

>tfw when made in china, designed in california

"but I use android haha checkmate"

>google HQ located in mountain view, california

>>132325966
Like roaches

>>132327610
What I meant was:
It would be General Jerry Brown and Commandant Feinstein with their armies of transfags and niggers
versus
Volunteer militias and whoever we've got at Camp Pendleton

>>132327594
Not comparable. The talent and capital for the tech and entertainment industries is here in CA. Cars on the other hand can be manufactured anywhere.

>>132327723
Shouldn't you be scrubbing a toilet for a Britbong?

>>132326728
>tech blueprints are all stored in California with no backups and extra databases elsewhere, not even the cloud
k.

>>132327921
Get back up here to do my gardening for $2 an hour, Jose.

>>132328070
lmao, so you look at my flag and then assume I'm in your country?
Nice logic reasoning there bro. Protip: Just because your own leaders wanted to replace the native population with dumb shitskins, doesn't mean everyone wants to go to your backwards ideology ridden country,

wait am I about to get nuked

>>132328302
You're getting rid of your shit people by sending them north, aren't you?
The Mexicans arriving here look a lot different than the Mexicans we see on your TV shows.

Live in Palmdale.

I should just worry about the rare instance of fallout if they decide to attack San Francisco.

If they choose Los Angeles, good bye, friends.

>>132328468
yes

>>132328541
f

>>132328468
you're going to be the first to go if it happens

>>132328536
Pretty much.
Mexicans here weren't anti Trump because "muh dreamers". We just don't know what the fuck to do with 20 million extra plumbers.

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i just woke up what the fuck is happening

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>>132328572
>>132328593
there's less than a month until I go home reeeee

i dont like this larp.

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>>132324955
>HERE IN MY CAR

>>132328673
But they invented the economic hack of stealing people's shit and selling it back to them at swap meets. Surely you have space for these economic geniuses.

>>132328706
nuclear war

We are literally still at defcon 5 you niggers. calm down and fuck off

>>132329020
Plot twist, not enough niggers in Mexico to meet the inventory requirements.

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BURN IT ALL DOWN

GOMORRAFORNIA MUST BE CLEANSED

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Visiting san diego. Raw dogged two hookers (one was a trap). #yolo

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>>132329144
Bless you. The positive side of mass Mexican immigration is that a certain more difficult minority will be driven out.

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>tfw live in La County
I'm ready to see the light

>>132329260
fucking traps makes you gay bro. Even if you fuck women too, fucking a man(traps are men) then you gay.

When do you think the Norks would launch a missile? During the night when everyone is asleep, or ~3pm when the roads are packed no one is able to move anywhere?

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>>132329726
Only that dead kike on a stick is perfect. I am a human full of sin
>drunk posting gfs lewd snaps

GG NOKO. Whip us out b4 Yellowstone

Please be real. I want this to end.

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Rolling Hills checking in.
I really don't think anything is happening to Los Angeles. If anything, the Norks would want to strike a more strategically beneficial site, like a military base in Anchorage or a carrier.