/auspol/ - posting cause ops ip got gooked

first for melbourne

>>132322317
G O O K
O
O
K

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE give me back my KIKE KING i dont care if hes a gook GIVEE HIM BACK

>>132322445
nah fuck off you stupid gook get out muh country

>>132322549
your name is tim

>>132322549
go back to gook land stoopid gook

>>132322317
how ya cunts going, just got home and have a beer in my hand listening to some beats.

I think everyone knows by now that the easiest way to get a huntsman spider to stop coming in your house is to flip it over and suck its dick.
Hear me out.
Carry a spatula around and when you see one, flip it onto its back. They're surprisingly docile once they're in that position. Then, all you need to do is gently press on its abdomen to retract its penis. It will be small; approximately the size of a thin pencil eraser. Use the tip of your tongue to manipulate it to full erection, then suck with your lips until it ejaculates; usually 30-45 minutes later. If you don't feel the rush of semen, you will know by its legs scratching playfully at your face when it gets oversensitive afterwards.
The main trick is not to swallow the spider semen. Trust me, I know it will be tempting. But no, pick up the spider and let him outside, then drool its ejaculate material near the entrances to your house. Spiders are highly promiscuous, and its semen mixed with your saliva will signal him to move on to another house. Spiders do NOT like to get their dick sucked by the same person twice.

>>132322679
fite me irl fgt
ell bash ye fooken ead in moi8

NISEM POSTING ISNT FUNNY

>>132322938
>Burwood
>NSW
you got me there lmao
i thought u were me neighbour here in VIC

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>>132322679
Hahaha.
>mfw a white boy tells me to fuck off.

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>>132322696
This American (greatest ally of Australia) has a good point here.

Why do we hate America again? At least they saved us in WWII. If that doesn't make them our greatest ally then idk what does

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I see we have an aspiring shitposter here.
You need to either wait until the highschoolers arrive or go shitup a thread about Asia by claiming how great it is here compared to the Ricebox.

As it stands you're still too lightweight to get any real traction in a /auspol/ thread, keep at it though and I reckon within a few months you'll be extracting (You)s like a pro.

xddd

>>132323296
Isn't high school in Australia like junior high in America in comparison?

>>132322858
let go cunt coles carpark 6:30

>>132323196
>Kekistani flag
>we

Shall I or does someone else wanna say it? I'll say it then, fuck off, we're full.

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I prefer sucking this breeds dick, they cum a lot quicker and you can stick their long penis down your peehole so that you both are getting pleasure at the same time.

>>132323500
I already live here m8

I live in Bush-Wacker to be exact.

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Where did junkie anon go? I want to chastise him for being a degenerate piece of shit. I hope he overdosed and died.

>>132322445
Fucking hell nisem

GOOK'D

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>>132323076
Shes a tranny and everyone saw the video

>>132323483
year 7 to year 9 is like middle school, year 10 to year 12 is like your high school

Hey gay cunts

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>when you're the only anon from Perth

>>132325265
how's the housing crash going?

>>132324145
God damn that looks juicy
So hard to find opiates locally in Brisbane, it sucks

>>132325265
I know that feel.
t. SA

>>132325432
Junkie anon was saying he's from Melbourne.

>>132325609
You're not alone, adelaide-kun. Unless you live somewhere like Jamestown. In which case you're by yourself.

>>132326334
Nah, just an average suburban kid.

Austrailia sucks, I hope north korea nukes you

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>>132322317
havnt eaten anything for 7 days AMA!

>>132326819
Where are you planning on bombing next?

https://twitter.com/AliFahour/status/880402788840124416

What a peaceful Muslim.

>>132325609
>>132326334
SA best state

>>132326981
Shhh keep it on the downlow.

>>132322938
>conditions S
HAHAHA 4 eyed gook I bet you have hipster frames and everything

>>132327105

See

>>132323184

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>>132326880

Alright cunts, tell me of your encounters with (((them))) in your business life.

Got stung by a two headed kike today and honestly i put so much fucking effort in suppressing my hate for him to just turn around and confirm every last fucking stereotype and bias i have against them.

g'day all my yellow fellas

>>132327282
>worked for a jew during uni
>underpaid the men 17/hr
>underpaid the women 12/hr
Fuck jews.

>>132327203
Sorry goggles I'm old money, My family owns private hospitals and is invested in the finance sector. You can keep your parents houses that will be worth almost nothing in a decade lol

Daily reminder every cunt in this thread sucks the pozz from a Canadians arsehole.

Daily reminder I could fly kick any of you fat assed fucks into orbit while pulling the clit ring of your squeeling pig of a mother.

>Average house price in Melboure is now 800k

fuck me

>>132327913
daily reminder you still sound like a faggot

>moved from new zealand to australia when I was about 10
>24 now
>a little bit autistic
>only "job" i have is walking my neighbour's two labradors
>mum has been out of a job since december
>dad has been out of a job since march
>they can't find new jobs
>they can't get on the dole
>they're going to have to move back to new zealand in two months if they can't get a job
>i still live at home
>go through a cycle every 3 months of applying for a shitload of jobs and at best getting a courtesy call saying i don't fit the bill, then being depressed and mopey about it
>tried to apply to army
>the guy said he doesn't think i have the dedication for it
>really don't want to go back to new zealand since i've spent most of my life here
what the fuck is there to do?

>>132327539
I'm Chinese which means I'm superior to you.

>>132328004
Thats because I am a faggot anon.

t. Sydneysider

>>132327923
tfw my parents bought a house for 100k in the 90's and is now worth 800k+

>>132328068
>the guy said he doesn't think i have the dedication for it

>trying out for armed forces
>hope this doesn't happen to me

auspol discord lank blz

>>132328068
Rub vegemite all over your skin, claim to be transracial then sue for racism?

>New Zealand

You have to go back. Just wait til we annex you little brother.

>>132328137
>bought in 75 for 30k
>Contract 3 years ago to sell for 1mil
>only got the money towards end of contract period
>Every week you don't buy a house the average goes up 5k

>>132328137

mine bought for 100k early 2000s and now ~600k in north qld

Spamming is a rule violation according to the rules.

>>132328213
What do you mean? I just want a job where I'm told what to do.

>>132328068
Call the army recruiter back and tell him you do.

>>132328400
I hope they don't give a meme rejection reason. Getting fit at the moment is kinda hard especially after I've been sedentary for 5 years+. Working on it though.

>>132322622

FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL!

>>132322826
>>A
>>U
>>S
>>S
>>I
>>E

GOOK
O
O
K

>>132326981
>SA best state

At least we're better than inbred Tasmania, right?

>>132328373
Mine bought for 12k in the 70s now 2m.

Dumb fuck gen ys don't want to stop the gook. I don't even see gen y as human anymore. I was pissed about that internship crap yesterday now I don't even care. You vote to get gooked you get gooked. Whooda thunk it. Fuckin 5 year olds.

>>132328105
>I'm Chinese which means I'm superior to you.

You'll always be a small-dicked gook

>>132328754
I think the best thing we can do is sell all the houses to the chinks then crash the market. I think it's the best way to fix the problem. Just have a rent off a chink for a year or two

what is, 'negative gearing'?

>>132328912
I think we should build massive commie blocks everywhere. Even get chink labour in.

>>132328378
I'm glad you can read.

>>132329057
You can claim rental losses on your tax or something like that. Props up the market instead of people rightfully losing their shitty investment.

>>132328715
Just barely.

>>132323615
Even if you are rich the only girl you'll get is a little ugly chink.

How do you feel?

>>132329187

Wrong I get sexy white girls to take my superior Chinese seed while you fuck your Onahole.

See

>>132323076

>>132329287
>Chinese seed
AKA rice.

>>132329057
when you get a loan to buy a house that you rent out
negative gearing is when the interest on the loan is greater than the income your make from renting the house out.

>>132329287
And i thought the japs had a thing for whales...

>>132329287
You get smelly gooks that stink of chilli and garlic.

>>132329117

SA is the state of marxist degeneracy because it refuses to vote in a good and wholesome conservative government.

>>132329359
>>132329111

thanks for the knowledge senpai

>>132329435
>chilli and garlic
That is the least of their stink problem.

>>132323076
Are hapas right wing?

We should encourage chinks to breed with our SJW ham beasts. The product might even be attractive girl hapas.

>>132329462
I try my best to inform people but I'm just one vote at the end of the day.

>tfw took the braaap pill

>>132329532
You tell me. https://www.opendemocracy.net/digitaliberties/chenchen-zhang/curious-rise-of-white-left-as-chinese-internet-insult

>>132329533

You are the scum of Australia, bludging off the hard work of proper states like WA.

>>132329590
So breed away gooky. Lob some of your load into clementine ford, she'll probably dump her man next week and be on child benefits.

>>132324145
Yeah heroin anon disappeared. Is there anything in the news about a Melbourne OD? Then again I don't think heroin OD even makes the news..

>>132325265
Whats Swanbourne like?

>>132329771
nah people OD every day, no one cares except maybe their family. Then their family probably knew they would OD sooner or later

>>132329590
wtf i love chinks now

>>132329613
Whatever. I work and look after myself. At the end of the day that's all that matters.

>>132329820
>no one cares except maybe their family.
junkies have degenerate family members most of the time. they rarely care.

>>132329820
What are the chances he was larping? I've never seen heroin IRL so no idea how legit the photo is

>>132330110
neither have I, just know there are lots of junkie faggots down here

>>132330110
He was probably telling the truth. We have far too many degenerate junkies in this country. Especially in a shithole like Melbourne.

>>132329990

At the end of the day, all that matters is that Australia is growing tired of supporting the bludging socialist filth that infest SA and TAS.

>>132330144
I think a study into drug research found per capita we have the worst drug abuse of any 1st world country

>>132330242
Yep, I reckon 3/4 of millennials have tried MDMA at this point

>>132330435
Every cunt I know has at least tried some illegal drug once in their lives. Even normies that would never touch weed over here try it if they every go some place it's legal

Hello my fellow Australians! :)

>>132330572
makes me think we must have a lot of corrupt cops or the government doesnt care. most nightclubs are drug dens and no doubt the law enforcement know this but they dont care

>>132330696

FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL!

GOOK
O
O
K

>>132330696
what does dog taste like zipper head?

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>>132330859
Pay your rent, Shane.

>>132330749
drugs: the last refuge of the despairing materialist
the only solution is renewal by The Spirit

>>132330911
Why don't you ask your wife what Chinese cock tastes like?

>>132331008
I don't have a wife

>>132331081
Shocker.

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fuck these gooks, any other WHITE australians here?

any christians itt?
head over to the /christian/ board on 8ch and post in the aus thread, aye: 447180

>>132331369
>Christcucks

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who else wants to die like this

>>132331008
>what Chinese cock tastes like
Like sweet and sour pork left out in the sun for two weeks.

>>132331422
i always thought how awkward it would be to die with your pants down and cock in hand..this guy takes it to a new level being a fucking tourist attraction. cant imagine anything worse

>>132331536
you would be dead why would you care

I made a top notch auspol but then sprinted out the house chasing a job posting

>>132331169
>30% jew
>white

>>132331704
how'd'd go?

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>mfw look at any pro-refugee rally and it's not lefties but Christcucks leading the rally.

Thank you BASED GOD

>>132331869
christcucks are the reason we have a nigger problem in melbourne
if we were pagans this wouldnt be happening

>>132331608
good point

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>>132331169
>>132331792
Am I a Jew?

>>132332262
well it doesn't look like your Australian since you don't seem to have any aussie DNA

>>132332342
>Sardinian
They are basically niggers

>>132332262
>8.7% (((Broadly))) NW Euro
Hate to be the one to tell you this anon...

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>>132331792
>>132332262
>>132332342
tfw my last name would have been a jewish name if my latvian great grandparents didnt anglicise it when they moved to england

>>132332496
definitely jewish then, that a typical jew thing to do

>>132332496
Based GOLDBERG

>>132331832
It was a jsp and they made an appointment.
TFW take hope for yourself and then sprint on it

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>>132332731
>Based GOLDBERG
it would have been Landmann

>>132331997
Protestant Problem

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>>132332827
Re-Jew your name and join the Liberal party.

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>>132332911
>join the Liberal party
im a patriot, not a traitor

>>132333040
Based Labor voter

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>>132333098
i voted labour last year in federal and for the greens locally without knowing what their policies are so now im just gonna vote for whoever will produce the most memes (liberal democrats)

>>132333248
> labour
Labor

>>132333248
A vote for LDP is a vote for China. They're open borders cucks.

>>132333303
>>132333324
fuck who do i vote for then, i dont want to vote for One Nation because they are too self destructive and dont really have that many good policies

>>132333333

>>132333387
shooters and fishers

>>132333387
Labor winning the next election is a certainty at this point. Your next vote should be about limiting their ability to do anything via senate meme parties

>>132333387
Just vote Shooters. At least then we have someone pushing for guns. The truth is it doesn't actually matter though because it's literally impossible for anyone that isn't Liberal or Labor to win an election in our current system.

>>132333430
>>132333594
>shooters and fishers
what is their stance on the environment?

>>132333672
shoot at it

>>132333248
>muh civic nationalism
Did you know, that if we just teach Melbourne nignogs the principles of free trade capitalism Melbourne would become a paradise?

>>132333387
Corey Bernardis conservative party

>>132322445
youre that hooker lover from that faggy auspol fagbook grp aint you

>>132333463

>Certainty

I dunno.

I hate Liberals, but Labor have gone full Trudeau. I will vote strategically to do whatever I can to keep Labour and The Greens out.

>>132333857
Hi, yes but the ones posting pics wasn't me.

>>132333974
so its kai lin... awesome. im telling the Thumb boy

>>132332773
Godspeed brah

>>132332833
post here:
>>132331369

We're fucked no matter who we vote for because 80% of people vote Liberal or Labor. Let's enjoy our chinky poos.

Our best hope is that Trump does something retarded or based and fucks shit up.

>>132329399
(You)'d

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>>132330435
>>132330572
>>132330749
you guys must hang out with some pretty grimy people baka

>>132333749
fucking lol

THE ELITE

THE THE ELITE

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>>132334355
ive been thinking a lot about buying some island or land somewhere in a third world country and bringing in heaps of whites only and then turning the land into a rich province and become the backbone of the country's economy and tell the country that we should be allowed to control the borders of this province if they dont want us to destroy their economy (i dont like how i sound jewish saying this)
this way we get our own country and constitution and have that host country leave us alone as long as we still pay taxes to their country

>>132334580
you must not leave the basement very often

Watch this and and get proper redpilled you pussies
https://youtu.be/hx7qJ7r2OS4

>>132333248

ABSOLUTELY DEGENERATE

>>132334681
You could do that here m8. Just build a block of units somewhere and lob some shitskins in them and just be a Jew. That's literally half or so of our economy.

Been thinking of doing it myself but I don't know anything about building.

>>132333303
>> labour
>Labor

MARXISM

>>132328068
Go back.

>>132333930
>I hate Liberals,

Communist filth!

>>132335043
Labor are commie scum and Liberals are Jewish cocksuckers. Either way, we all get ass raped.

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Who else /doesn't care if Liberal or Labor wins because you still win/ here?

>>132335156
I don't care because society is unsalvageable and there's such a minimal difference between them anyway

>>132335043
>>132335119
I was thinking maybe we should just vote for commies and they might start killing worthless people while taking away boomers shit

>>132334710
Not all of us associate with high school drop outs, TAFE make up and beauty services girls and tradie guys

>>132335439
every tradie I know takes drugs on the weekend

whos having pips

char it up boys

>>132334580
Yeah I have known quite a few 'grimy' people. Know about 8 people who died by murder, OD and suicide.

>>132335718
you know nothing.
Sunshine born and bread.

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>>132335439
>>132335535
one of my school friends from year 10 drunk called me at 4am a couple days ago (i was awake too) and he pretty much talked about how after the HSC he became an alcoholic and started doing acid and other drugs and that his friends dont go to see him anymore and that he wanted to catch up with me but i dont want to have drug addicts and shit in my life and im hoping that he wont remember calling me since he was drunk

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>full

>>132335791
maybe you should hang out with him, you might have fun

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>>132334580
I know a guy who works as a courier for a weed dealer and was pulling metal caps from expensive tires and sold that shit to the same fence. That's not even as bad as this guy who brought a knife and a knuckle duster to a school yard fight and got expelled, last I heard he got killed a few years ago. I got a acquainted with a lot of people in HS and it was a pretty prestigious public one, I dread to think what happens in the really bad parts of town.

Being anti drugs just does even more damage to the white race. People are gonna take drugs. No need to shame the fuck out of them and make it worse.

I'm voting Green now.

Isn't a large reason for the ice plague because of the durrie tax?

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Boys please read this article: http://archive.is/LeUxc

Journalism has become so coarse. Our whole society has become coarse. When was it decided that it was alright to publish phrases like this:

>The leading theory firmly gripped by those online, is the man was mid-wank at the time of his death.

>While a volcanologist who has been studying the Vesuvius victims for 25 years is probably right, it’s still fun to think he wanted one last tug before he died.

>>132335216
Yeah labor and their voters are retarded but they might just tax the economy into the ground and cause a property crash. That'd be good.

>>132336121
>chink and south american drug mules are bringing in dangerous drugs into the country
>lol just make it legal, think of all the lives you're destroying by forcing idiots to buy from shady fucks and all the lives that are destroyed by getting arrested for drugs

>>132336201
If you want to see coarseness in the media watch an episode of 20 to 1, just prepare a large dose of chemo.

>>132336201
He's literally my ancient era hero. Poor guy didn't even get to blow.

>>132336321
I am embarrassed to watch TV or listen to the radio around my parents. It is just disgusting.

Just imagine being in your late seventies or your eighties and seeing and hearing all this filth all fucking day. Even the ABC is into it now. Sex this, masturbation that. At any time of the day in any context at all.

>>132336201
news.com.au has been publishing shit for years. They're more like a facebook page than a news site.

>>132336521
Look at Carrie Bickmores abs god dammit

>>132336728
One hour in photoshop for each ab.

>>132336728
What a tool. Wouldn't even bang.

>>132336758
you can't even see her belly button
>>132336924
I was making a point as to how new.com is like a facebook page, her abs are not news

>>132336728


would let her sit on my face after Pilates

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>>132337302

>>132337302
too bad she is part of Waleed Aly's harem

Auspol sounds like the name of a death camp

GAS THE BOOMERS!
AGE WAR!
AGE WAR NOW!

>>132337448

Nah mate shes over 9 years old

>>132337561
sorry I men't her daughter

>>132336728
>>132336924
>>132336998
I think I hate Carrie Bickmore even more than Waleed, she just embodies the naive, dumb middle aged white aussie woman who thinks she knows everything and is omg so sophisticated europe wine yaaaas

>>132337691
yeah she is a dumb cunt, she is a caricature of the modern indepent working women

>>132337691
>dumb middle aged white aussie woman who thinks she knows everything and is omg so sophisticated europe wine yaaaas

Hit the nail on the head cobber.

>>132337783
>>132337787
I think what bothers me is that you know if she was an unattractive woman then she would not be in the position she is today. She is just so basic, entry level and predictable in her mannerisms, beliefs and emotional logic that it just has to really make you cringe.

I honestly don't even think she looks that good, people complain about asians looking the same she's just a generic middle age white aussie omg so sophisticated woman

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>Watching Australian tv at all

>>132338047
She's merely reflecting the norms of the degenerate age we live in.

>>132338139
>Watching tv

>>132338139
I haven't since 2015, this is all just from the "Australian news media" I've seen.

>>132338183
>using your eyes

>>132338196
Not putting yourself in a sensory deprivation tank 24/7 to avoid Jewish influence

>>132338047
Rove McManus is the person behind like 90% of all "popular" lefty media in Oz. Nevar 4get

>>132338139
I haven't watched any local television in at least a decade apart from the footy. I have no idea who current Australian celebrities are. I know Waleed Aly is some Muslim poofter who people seem to like for some inexplicable reason.

>>132338275
no one fucking likes him mate, even normies at work hate him

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>went to get beer
>all the grog shops are closed

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>>132338525
>Not having beer in your house at all times

>>132338525
Should of gone sooner. I normally have some back up piss like a cask on goon in case of this

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>>132338525

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>Implying the government can't offer people low paying public jobs spawning slaves
>Implying people can't come together and collectively use their children as collateral for loans
>Implying they can't give the money to a state so they can get paid to spawn slaves which means more loans

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>>132335535
>on the weekend
Then you know better tradies than i do. I play spot the ice pipe in the utes onsite daily

>>132338525
gutted mate

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>>132339167
Australia really is fucked isn't it. We joke, and we laugh, and we make fun.

But it really is so fucked and we just never realised it until now. And we're all going to die.

All of us.

>>132339239
Your mum is going to die

>>132335535
>>132339167
:
>>132330945

>>132339239
Australia is just fine for me lad

>>132339239
Yep, it's all over.

>>132337691
Yeah spot on m8. I grew up with lots of girls like that and I'm sick of their condescending attitude when they are clearly dumb cunts. They were like that well before all this chronic SJW stuff. Pussy power just going to their head.

>>132339239
Yep. I knew years ago and cunts just mocked and humiliated me. So apart of me is glad.

All SH-Y needed for whale watching is a full length mirror - atrocious waste of taxpayer $$$

>>132339167


do they offer you a burn ?

>>132335775
funny because I'm from sunshine as well

>>132337691
Fuck me dead cunt they're doing a skit it's a fuckin fat dumb white, psuedo-smart wog and some slut who's gonna pick between one of them it's ORWELLIAN SHIT LOOK AT THE NAME OF THE SHOW FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>132335791
just keep telling him you're busy until he stops asking to catch up

didn't want to give you a (You), so no post link.

>Australia really is fucked isn't it
no shit, poof. welcome to the solution.

>We joke
its what us men do to make the job more bearable. sorry you're a child and thought that meant it was all okay, newfag. stop acting like a defeatist poof just cause you only just realised there is a problem. try helping the rest of us who are working to fix it instead of being a sook.

>we just never realised it until now.
nope. just you, poof.

Bronwyn Bishop has gone senile, she thinks Labor are literally socialists and not just another Jew.

>>132339746
the name bronwyn beast White Breast

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YEAH THE BOYSSSSSS

>>132335791
Just send him video clips of Jordan Petersons lectures and leave it, it will *puts on sunglasses* sort itself out

>>132339746
Both parties are just different sides of the shekel

>>132336201
the journo who published that article is a raging LGBT gay guy. I have no issues with gay people, rather I dislike anyone who shoves their stuff down others throats

>>132339739
GOOK
O
O
K

>>132339746
>Implying difference

>>132339807
what is in that little bag

>>132339907

Brain Force Plus

>Living in Aus
>2017
>Not surfing

Pure plebbery UNTER

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>>132340154
Plus what

>>132340338

Super Mail Vitality

>>132340289
Surfers are wankers.

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Who else hates using urinals due to having a small willy?

>>132340625
You're a wanker, lad, and probably a bully victim

Surfing is a redpilled hobby

>>132340625
don't worry the sharks will get them, the jews of the sea

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>>132340586
the power to wet a thousand stamps with a single lick will soon be mine

>>132340685

>Literally have uranium coming out of our arse
>Don't have nuclear powered ships and subs

What do we mean by this?

>>132340685
>Not dropping your trousers all the way to the floor and waving your cock around while pissing

Almost everyone has a small cock on flop lad

>>132340685
other day I really had to shit after getting off the train. Mid shit and some nigger came into the bathroom. It's the most vulnerable i've ever felt in my life

>tfw watching logan
>it's literally anti-white propaganda up the ass

Nuclear power plants WHEN?

>>132340885

How small is small?

>>132328068

Go apply to a factory job or get a forklift licence

no fucking excuse if chang and wang can get these warehouse and factory jobs without speaking fucking english then you can to.

Don't give me fucking lip you applied 1000 times, no you didn't cunt, you aren't applying manager position or some established law firm.

If they don't accept your email at first, send it again.

>>132341060
It changes constantly.
Sometimes 2 inches, sometimes 4ish

Why do you even care?

>>132341132

I get super worried about other guys seeing it.

>>132341171
who cares if faggots want to look at your micro cock

Internet down for anyone? Looks like mass outages Australia wide in all major cities

Tfw NK EMP'd us

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Average dick size for Aussie's? Asking for a friend

Anyone in bris got acid?

>>132341327
Innabush here. Seems ok locally.

>>132341337
6inch

>>132341171
Fucking hell mate, no one cares. It's only chicks and liars who care about flop size.

You might hear women and some insecure men saying "hurrr his dick is so small" even though it's on a flop, etc, but men know

Some fuckers don't understand that a cock actually grows when it gets hard

>>132341327
Stop larping faggot.

https://www.tpg.com.au/servicestatus

We must infiltrate the LDP with our own ausfags and then slowly transform it into a better one nation party.

>>132341337
14 inch (measuring from base of lower back)

>>132341224
No man likes being compared negatively to his peers.

Time to attempt a QandA-substitute tonight by torturing myself with Late Nights with Phillip Adams.

Inb4 better off slamming my cock with a hammer

>>132341407
Cheers

>>132341337

5-7 inches, Australians are really a mongrel breed.

Many people from eastern europe have very big dicks from 7-9

>>132341337
5.5 inches.

>>132341391
Yeah seems to have only effected major cities

>>132341445
Not all ISP have been affected.

>>132341387

Yes but I'd want you to let me suck you off for it?

>>132341537
in Melbin and everything is working fine

>>132341337
7.8 but im a manlet lol

>>132341445

internet has never been down since i switched to fiber and stats say i have faster speed than 96% of Australians at 6.6MBps = 52mbps

>>132341537
>Looks like mass outages Australia wide in all major cities

Checked the major service providers, literally nothing you cunt.

hello

>>132341694

6.5*

>>132341714
sup

>>132341626
Lets do this faggot

>>132341714
Give my grandpa his money back pikey scum.

is internet shit in austrailia becuse my cousins came back her and they told daddy they dont have internet or are they just lying cunts

>>132341714

get out potato nigger, go make your own thread

Oh joy, second story on late night live on RN is shilling for weakening of encryption. Looks like the consensus building is really underway.

>>132341769

Can I come to you? can do in my car if you want, assuming you're not ridiculously overweight.

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>>132340685
its called using the poo cubicle dummy

on a side note, why the fuck is there always random pubes on the 'ceramic bowl' piss troughs

are cunts seriously walking around with a malting niggers afro down there and when they unzip its just bursting out?

fuckin trim that shit

>>132341711
Are you daft cunt? Check aussie outages. Look at the map of outages. 690 reports of outages in the last 5 minutes

>>132341872
Yeah, uh got skype? Or an email?

>>132341819
>>132341872
>>132341872
>>132341890
is the internet bad/shit in austrailia becuse my cousins said to my daddy that the internet is shit there

>>132341890
>on a side note, why the fuck is there always random pubes on the 'ceramic bowl' piss troughs
Because people like me sprinkle them on there so people like you sit on them

>Trimming your pubes
Are you some kind of faggot?

>>132341819
Fucking kikes.

>>132341952
>>132341872
>>132341769
>>132341626
>Australian """""men""""""
Fucking bum boys are turning this place into grindr

>>132341952

What is your kik ?

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>>132341337
Strong 7.

>>132340700
They're fuckin wankers that make people think yeah k I like gooks now. Blue pilled as fuck. Just so they can root some beach girl Stacey. Chavs of the sea.

You been watching too much homos and gays. (Home and away). I live near that area actually, they're all pretentious gay cunts up there nobody likes them.

>>132342109
MFW we find out auspol is all women LARPing as men by playing the tired "muh dick is short" meme.

>>132342168
One of my mates was dating the sister of one of the writers. I met him once and he didn't like my idea for one of the locals to start claiming they had been abducted by aliens. Fucking poofter cunt

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>>132342009

This is the best speed I can get

just put the dim sims into the deep fryer


YEAH THE BOYSSSSSS

>>132342018
>sit on them

I'm talking about the standing bowls, so you are sprinkling your pubies from a distance standing up....that's dedication

>Are you some kind of faggot?

if your rocking a natural niggers afro down there your either autistic/domesticated 30 year old retard or Asian


its 2017 dude gotta keep the lawn trimmed you druid pagan

>>132342168
Nah mate, surfing is redpilled.
The culture surrounding it is gay as fuck though probably, yeah, but nonetheless

Any Optus users experiencing an outage? Have to use my data right now.

>>132341337
Your dick gets bigger as you get older. I have a big hairy daddy dick.

>>132342280
my speed tests are pretty shit, never about 70mbit but I can pull 12.7mb/s off steam or Origin

>>132342305

Always looking when you're cooking, lad. You should be watching that. Fire safety rule #3.

>>132342338
>so you are sprinkling your pubies from a distance standing up....that's dedication
They fall out when I pull my kegs down occasionally

Trimmin' is for women, innit m8?

>>132342381


yeah im cooked m8

>>132342355

Optus experiencing a DNS outage, change DNS to use 8.8.8.8 and/or 8.8.4.4 and you'll be OK.

>>132342364

that's because you are using your ISP steam's content server. If the speed is lower you are downloading from the nearest AUS content server or washington DC server.

>>132342348
No sport is red pilled really. Encourages and celebrates globalisation so the poofter sportsman can make 20 mil a year for doing fuck all.

I thought you poms were smart cunts.

Fuck yoos on about mate

>>132342127
Leathervalentine

nu bred wen?

>>132342471
yeah but when I do a speed test to my local ISP server it doesn't get above 70mbit even though I pay for 100mbit

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>>132342454
>giving jewgle your dns queries
I shiggy diggy famalam

>>132342348
This is more like what people that live near the beach are like.

https://www.domain.com.au/news/avalon-now-season-2/

When is that cuck AUS hacker going to shut down the site again.

What happened to him

Ok, LNL now running the cryptography interview, in light of the Medicare shit and article today about Internet lost to the bad guys etc etc

>>132342494
No, participating in sports is most definitely redpilled

Watching it? The opposite

You're a low test beta male tho, what would you know?

>>132342649

FTTP?

>>132342857
Fiber to the benis

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>>132342714
lol

>>132342767
But thats just a tv show m8

>>132342767
wat the fudge dude domain media?? gross


btw I live on gold coast and don't understand the Sydney meme of 'only whites wanna live near beach'

theres thousands of Japanese and Brazilians here for the exact reason of surf/beach lifestyle

WHERE IS THE BREAD

>>132342805
I go for long walks in the bush in the heat. When society fails you'll be fucked because you have no resilience, playing centre back in the under 30s and over soccer isn't going to do much for your survival skills m8.

>>132342857
yeah

>>132343060
It's not a bad little satire actually. It's made by proper actors and artists.

>>132343174

Which ISP?