Why are millennials so doomed?

>>132319078
could they find an uglier bitch for the front page of their magazine?

>>132319078
At least we won't be rotting in a grave anytime soon

They're not. Every generation thinks the generation after them is shit. I think Plato or one of the Greeks talks about it.

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>>132319078

because the better lot (born 77-83) are being genetically reassigned to identify as Xennials.

>>132319078
What an idiotic shoop. Made by a millennial no doubt. Taxpayers don't pay for "golden parachutes" in private corporations. Stock holders do.
Also, millennials can't be too pissed off about government debt since they haven't done anything but accelerate it.

https://thewest.com.au/business/dont-call-them-millennials-theyre-generation-hopeless-ng-b88526758z

>Forget lazy, self-centred or cocky — the truth about most millennials is they’re absolutely hopeless when it comes to basic life and workplace skills, experts say.
>Research shows young adults are comfortable putting themselves ‘out there’ online, but all that time glued to screens has raised a generation incapable of small talk, critical thinking and problem-solving.
>And that’s not to mention their staggering inability to cook, draft a personal budget or change a tyre.
>“There’s been a very steep decline in interpersonal skills and it means that regardless of their school results, young people are going to struggle to get a job,” educator Michaela Launerts said.
>Launerts has written the book #Girlcode, which she describes as a guide to interacting properly on this side of a screen.
>“It teaches people how to prevent potential disasters in their professional and personal lives that may occur because of the consequences of their online and (online-influenced) behaviour.”
>Topics canvassed include the basics, from shaking hands, to more advanced areas like how to convey positive body language, grooming, the art of conversation, dinner etiquette and managing intimate relationships.
>The blame for many of these personal inadequacies lies with the internet, she believes. A number of other sociologists agree.

And it goes on.

>>132319078
They're repeating the same mistakes as the Boomers, but turning it up to 11.

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>>132319078
They drank the Kool aid

>>132319078
>1 post by this id

>>132319078
This country is fucked.
My generation is so degenerate that it makes me believe Satan is actually real.

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>>132320428

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_Economic_Stabilization_Act_of_2008

>>132320538
Feminism kills

>>132320428

Ever heard of the banking and auto bailouts, dipshit?

>>132320833
Yeah we still didn't pay their pensions. Plus, all that money has been paid back now, though I agree it was a stupid fucking idea.

>>132321333
Hearing about them and knowing about them are 2 different things. You should take the time to know about them.

>>132320428
It's not government debt that's the problem. It's governments failing to spend money on the things that benefit the younger generations.

Governments can always lend themselves all the money they need and call it QE. As long as they have a floating currency and an effective taxation system, and don't borrow in currencies other than the one they issue, there is literally zero chance hyperinflation.

But individuals have limited access to credit, yet circumstances are forcing millennials to rely on it much more than previous generations ever did.

>>132319078
Most of them are just bitter because their professors lied to them about socialism/communism being the greatest thing ever.

>>132321961
No. It's government debt. The shoop even says so. And it also happens to be what millennials are bitching about all the time. And they are correct, except they keep doing it themselves so they are also hypocrites.

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>>132321345

>>132321345

I'll try this again...

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/16b-of-bank-bailout-went-to-execs/

>>132319078
The jews arnt even being subtle anymore

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>>132319078
>the most educated generation
>the most open minded generation
>the generation most likely to be involved in entrepreneurial enterprises
>the generation most involved in tech and STEM fields
>the generation that got fucked over by boomer's fuckup of the economy in the 2008 recession

>"HURRR WHY R MILLENIALS SO FUCKED. *COUGH WEEZE*"
>"WHEN WILL THESE MILLENIALS STOP BUYING IPHONES AND AVOCADOS???" *HAS A HEART ATTACK*
>"WHY DONT THEY BUY A HOME AND START A FAMILY LIKE I DID SEVENTY YEARS AGO"
*DIES OF OLD AGE*


I want boomers to die an excruciating death 2bh

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>>132322360
>calls millenials entitled snowflakes
>feel entitled to social security, medicaid, and other government handouts just because they are old fucks

I wish I could pull the plug on every boomer on life support

>>132322474
Is this image a joke?

>>132322522
That's EXACTLY what the Baby Boomers said about themselves. It's like I'm hearing an echo here.

>>132319078
tl;dr version: they've been completely fucked over by Boomers in every conceivable way while simultaneously being made into a scapegoat for everything Boomers have fucked up.

>>132322522
>#terrorists welcome
>#BLM
>#LGBTWTF friendly
>#DON"TMISSGENDERMESHITLORD

>>132319078
No we're not. I'm going to rock this generation! We have to bail out the prior dickhead generations and guarantee the following generation has something to look forward to.

This is the age of psychic warfare motherfuckers!

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>>132322522

Leaf Bait.

>>132322609
It is, but they're probably completely serious about it. Never underestimate the stupidity of a lefty.

>>132322203
The government debt's just a meme, even if millennials are bitching about it. It's not like they'll ever have to pay it off.

The shop doesn't actually say so. It implies the source of the problem is too much wasting of government money on war and financial bailouts. Which is arguably true, but it doesn't mean the problem's too much government debt rather than too little spending on things that benefit millennials.

>>132322360
>tfw I literally had no idea what avacado toast or avacado lattes were before some boomer magazine article.
I legitimately think boomers are mistaking millennials with hipsters.