>be american >get your first blowjob from a jewish man

>>132318503
This happened to Adam Sandler.

>>132318503
Why is that guy sucking off Adam Sandler?

>>132318503
Hey, are any of you Jews?

I started learning Yiddish because I will be joining Hillel at my university. What's the best way to convince the Jews that I am a Jew? I already started learning about your foods (Matzo soup, bagels with lox, etc) and special occasions like bar mitzvah and Yom Kippur. Knowing this, do you think I can pass as a secular Jew? I'm shvitzing as I write this. I don't want to come off as a convert -- I will claim to be a Jew by birth.

>>132322777
You don't, they do DNA testing to confirm Christ-killer blood.

This is some buck wild crazy fuckin shit.
>my Jew phone tried to auto correct to "isn't "
>mfw

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>>132318503
is the kid now a non-virgin?

>>132323085


His virginity will grow back anyway

I had a friend who introduces himself as Jewish but the is a raging atheist. If Jew=religion=god then why in the fuck is Mr friedman doing this? Is there a cultural fact I can learn about Jews that explains this type of shit?.